WizWorld Live Podcast

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy another interlude episode—an adaptation of this coming year's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE.Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by Petriot Pate's Patriot Pool Cleaning™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Music: Entertainment by Alexander Nakarada (https://www.creatorchords.com)Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy another interlude episode—an adaptation of this coming year's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE.Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by Harlequin's Nibs: A Normal Investment Bank™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Music: Entertainment by Alexander Nakarada (https://www.creatorchords.com)Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy another interlude episode—an adaptation of this coming year's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE.Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by America™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Music: Entertainment by Alexander Nakarada (https://www.creatorchords.com)Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy another interlude episode—an adaptation of this coming year's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE.Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by America™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Galway by Kevin MacLeodLink: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy another interlude episode—an adaptation of this coming year's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE.Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by the War on Christmas™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Galway by Kevin MacLeodLink: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy a SPECIAL interlude episode—an adaptation of this month's FORECAST from the Scriptorium, PLUS an interview with SAINT NICHOLAS! Aye, my Yuletide Adventure cometh to the podcast this year!So enjoy these magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE. & hopefully come Christmastide, we shall have a packet of PROPER PODCASTS to unleash as an especial Yule gift!Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by David Alt Rothman & the AI Investors' Alliance, who are bragging about their impending bailout™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Galway by Kevin MacLeodLink: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy another interlude episode—an adaptation of this month's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE. I shall publish these each month, 'til Wintertide, when hopefully we shall have a packet of PROPER PODCASTS to unleash as an especial Yule gift!Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by Count Altmanula, notifying mortals of the coming Monster AI Crash™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Galway by Kevin MacLeodLink: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy another interlude episode—an adaptation of this month's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE. I shall publish these each month, 'til Wintertide, when hopefully we shall have a packet of PROPER PODCASTS to unleash as an especial Yule gift!Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by Xanthrene's Necro-Manual. Outlast the Bastards—Thrive as Bones!™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Galway by Kevin MacLeodLink: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy another interlude episode—an adaptation of this month's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE. I shall publish these each month, 'til Wintertide, when hopefully we shall have a packet of PROPER PODCASTS to unleash as an especial Yule gift!Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by ConjMune, the Conjuror's Commune. All Are Magick, All Are Free!™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Galway by Kevin MacLeodLink: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy another interlude episode—an adaptation of this month's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE. I shall publish these each month, 'til Wintertide, when hopefully we shall have a packet of PROPER PODCASTS to unleash as an especial Yule gift!Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by Arcangelo Bakunin, Anti-Torney at Un-Law—Seize thy Compensation!™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Galway by Kevin MacLeodLink: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! I am sorry for the chasm between episodes of our podcast—enjoy this interlude episode, an adaptation of this month's FORECAST from the Scriptorium! Magickal predictions, dispensed FOR FREE! With bonus commentary, that those who merely read, shall NE'ER EXPERIENCE. I shall publish these each month, 'til Wintertide, when hopefully we shall have a packet of PROPER PODCASTS to unleash as an especial Yule gift!Be sure to join our Scriptorium at ⁠https://blog.wizworldlive.com⁠ 🧙‍♂️ & catch us live, as always, Fridays at 8PT.Sponsored by Hansen's Little Shop of Gee-tars—We'll keep it secret!™ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:Galway by Kevin MacLeodLink: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Make a check out to EVILIENNE DARKLORD (Elisa N. Ellis), the SORCEROUS LANDLORD! In this first episode of 2024 we discuss the ins & outs of magickal landlordery, the details of tenant life at La Cutesada, & plot against the evil-er HOA! Be sure to join our new Scriptorium at https://blog.wizworldlive.com 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Goblin It Up—When you're here, you're Goblin!™ Elisa is a wonderful comedian & filmmaker, check out their work around LA, in Fishman! the Musical, & on Insta! WizWorld LIVE has no financial interest in La Cutesada & cannot assist with serf/tenant complaints. We will, however, assist with any plotting against Meredith & her HOA cronies. ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Cozy up with CORNELIUS J. CANDYCORN (Hunter Edwards), the MAYOR OF CANDYTOWN! In this holiday special we discuss the specifics of Candytown life, Candytown afterlife, & dig into how exactly candy aging works. Be sure to watch our live shows Fridays 8PT, at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitch.tv/wizworldlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Arcangelo Spogliato's Christmas Classics. Hunter is a wonderful comedian, musician, & editor, who cohosts Hunter & the Wiz every Wednesday on our channel⁠⁠! WizWorld LIVE has no financial involvement with Mayor Candycorn's campaign. No benefits were received for this appearance. We did not receive a basket of free candy. That is a lie ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠⁠ License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Quiver to hear of ZHENT (Forrest Phillips), the DOUBLE-CHOSEN ONE! We discuss how he earned his inherited powers, explore his ultimate mission, & lay out possible chosen business concepts. Be sure to watch our live shows Fridays 8PT, at ⁠⁠⁠⁠twitch.tv/wizworldlive⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Subway Monastery. Forrest is a delightful comedian & artist; he hosts Grand Trivia Wednesdays on Twitch with Emily, & follow the project on Insta as ⁠⁠@RadioFreeMultiverse⁠! WizWorld LIVE encourages all mortals to try to become chosen ones if possible, & to do their part to reduce typhus. ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠ License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MORTALS! We bring ye a special one-on-one with SOREN SUMMERSBANE (Nick Coluzzi). He tells of his history, his death, & what gnaws at him after 500 years of unlife. We also discuss philosophy, Ozempic, & the particulars of tipping at a restaurant staffed by skeletons. 'Tis the blend of Interview with the Vampire & My Dinner With André ye didn't know ye needed! Be sure to watch our live shows Fridays 8PT, at ⁠⁠⁠⁠twitch.tv/wizworldlive⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ Apologies to Wallace Shawn, André Gregory, & Anne Rice. CONTENT WARNING: Derogatory mention of Libertarians. ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠⁠ License: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Thrill to the ghostly tales of HIERONYMOUS APPLEBEE (Michael Williams, Medieval ER). He tells us how he lived, how he died, & what it's like to haunt the grimy apartment of an InfoWarrior. Don't worry, he gets a happy ending! Be sure to watch our live shows Fridays 8PT, at ⁠⁠⁠twitch.tv/wizworldlive⁠⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Tancred the Miller. Michael Williams is a wonderful improvisor; he plays Friday nights at Atlanta's Limelight Theater in Medieval ER, & follow him on Insta as ⁠@PineappleSuggestion. Kiss with your eyes open or closed—up to you—but oil people up with your eyes open, please, lest you waste the oil. ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: ⁠⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠⁠ License: ⁠⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Open thy minds to DR. MARGARITA MEDIZÁBAL (Marcelina Chavira, Super Giant Robot Brothers). This episode, we discuss her findings on the Nightmare Gods, their culture, their orgies, their parenting styles, fanart, & the power of OUTLAW COUNTRY. Be sure to watch our live shows Fridays 8PT, at ⁠⁠twitch.tv/wizworldlive⁠⁠ 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by MANNY'S (ask for Joel). Marcelina Chavira is a brilliant writer & comedian; watch her work on Amazon's Upload, Netflix's Super Giant Robot Bros., & follow her on Insta as @TheDeathOfMarat. Please note that neither WizWorld LIVE nor Dr. Mendizábal can be held responsible for any succubi, incubi, nor crochet Sonics that ye may encounter after listening. Dream at thine own risk. ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: ⁠⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway⁠ License: ⁠⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/⁠

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Hear ye this soul-bending jam session with ERICH ZHANG (J. Elijah Cho, Mr. Yunioshi). We wade into his musical philosophy, his process, the power of song, the dangers of Parisian real estate—plus some singing, including an original piece by Erich! Be sure to watch our live shows Fridays 8PT, at ⁠twitch.tv/wizworldlive⁠ 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by...UNMENTIONABLES J. Elijah Cho is a masterful musician, comedian, actor, writer; he's the maestro behind "Mr. Yunioshi," a stage play exploring just what was going through Mickey Rooney's mind shooting "Breakfast at Tiffany's." More showings are coming soon, & ye simply MUST see it. Follow along at MrYunioshi.com, & follow our friend Mr. Cho at JElijahCho.com + JElijahCho on Insta. Please note that by listening, ye relinquish all rights to any songs in thy heart and/or tunes on thy lips. WizWorld LIVE & its affiliates cannot be held responsible if thine nightmares increase in power, frequency, and/or musicality. All rights reserved to Mr. Zhang & the entity puppeting his mortal musical body. Erich Zhang makes no comment about whether H. P. Lovecraft's "The Music of Erich Zann" is a ripoff of his life story, upon advice from lawyers. ADDITIONAL MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: ⁠https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: ⁠http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy a mind-melting romp with FLUVAL & KRISTIE (Forrest & Emily from RadioFreeMultiverse). We dive deep into lore, give a masterclass on being a suffering sommelier, & reveal the TRUE explanation behind the meltdown at Silicon Valley Bank! Also mentioned in this episode are: Grand Emperor Aquaeon, Thanksgiving, Jerry Seinfeld, the Parker Brothers, & Ennui. Be sure to watch our live shows Fridays 8PT, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by a hideous prophecy of SAVINGS Follow @RadioFreeMultiverse on Twitch & Instagram, & do NOT miss their Grand Trivia show Fridays at 9PT on Twitch, conveniently coming right after our WizWorld stream!  Please note that our podcast is not financial advice; you should not take financial advice from a transdimensional fish nor a wise intern with no eyelids. You should instead take a knee, & worship mighty Fluval, after consultation with a trusted financial advisor. MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galwayLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy our adventurous interview with DING THE DARLING (Missi Information). We learn the ins & outs of time-loop life, dodge some bats & bones, and tragically enable Ding's worst impulses. Please note that Ding is similar to, but legally distinct from, Dirk the Daring from Don Bluth's arcade classic Dragon's Lair. Be sure to check out our live shows Fridays 8PT, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Gorr's War Floor Follow @MissMissiInfo  to stay up on all Missi's amazing projects, including "Missed Calls with the Former Randoms" MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 

GREETINGS, MORTALS! This is a special STRIKE episode with ERIN ZAPCIC. She performs as the QUEEN of Medieval Times in Buena Park, & as part of Medieval Times Performers United, she is on STRIKE. Learn why they're on strike, what it's like to work at Medieval Times, & some of the RANK INDIGNITIES they've suffered at the hands of the corporate ownership! Support them by: 1. Donating to the strike fund, if ye are able: https://gofund.me/7e7ed342 2. Signing their petition! It costs nothing but a moment of time, goes directly to the right people, & lets corporate ownership know the public is on the strikers' side: https://actionnetwork.org/letters/tell-medieval-times-management-to-quit-breaking-the-law Sponsored this week by SOLIDARITY Find them also on social media as @MTUnited, with accounts for each branch (like Buena Park's). Be sure also to follow us @WizWorldLIVE on every platform, & watch our livestreams every Friday 8PM Pacific at twitch.tv/WizWorldLIVE for more magickal delights / wizardly labor journalism 🧙‍♂️ MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're BACK for a new season of the podcast starting with A GINGERBREAD MAN (Ezra Partier). We recap what's been going on this past year, discuss the origins of Gingerbread Sentience, a certain beloved Marvel hero makes an appearance, & we declare war on FOXES. Be sure to check out our live shows Fridays 8PT, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by The Lorax, LLP Follow @ezrapartier on instagram to see when Ezra will be doing live sketch and improv around LA and follow @dailymisinformer on tiktok and instagram for daily political satire! MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ The Enemy by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4962-the-enemy License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

GREETINGS, MORTALS! Enjoy a special Halloween chat with THE RAVEN. Yes indeed THAT very Raven! I also chat a bit about what we've been up to, read a bit of the poem, & I think it's a nice bit of Halloween fun. Be sure to check out our live shows Fridays 8PT, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by [REDACTED] MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! This time we chat with TRISTÁN THE TRIVIA TROLL (aka Michael Bilow). You'll learn the ins & outs of professional bridge management, the winners & losers of bridge crossery, and witness Tristán vs. Summersbane head-to-head in a trivia exhibition! Be sure to check out our live shows Fridays 8PM PT, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Souls 4 Ca$h In addition to being a Jeopardy winner & winner of The Chase, Bilow cohosts the amazing show DARK MATTERS! It broadcasts Saturdays 10PM PT on the Pack Theater's channel. You can learn more on their site here: https://www.darkmattersshow.com/ Michael Bilow the Chase Michael Bilow Jeopardy MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! This week we spoke with CARROTS (aka Erik Barnes), a reverse centaur. We learned of his life as a half-horse half-man, the perils of being fostered by a farmer, and pitched some fantastic ideas for reverse centaur lifestyle solutions!  Be sure to check out our live shows Fridays 8PM PT, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Wizard's Tower of Phoenix Online  Follow Erik on Twitter at https://twitter.com/erikwbarnes (As discussed in the episode, please do not simply nuzzle any reverse centaurs you come across. They are half-human, but whole people) MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galwayLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're back for a BIG RUN of new episodes! This week we spoke with JEREMY CLERKSON (aka Michel Lichand), who runs the Chosen One Retirement Facility. We learned the ins & outs of caring for discarded Chosen Ones, the meaning of fate, & even did some choosing ourselves! Be sure to check out our live streaming shows Fridays 8PM Pacific, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by The Sea Follow Michel on Twitter at https://twitter.com/michellichand, & listen to his show Full Metal Analysts https://linktr.ee/fmanalysts MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're very excited to bring you this spot-on chat with SIR PRESTON BINGOMAN (Ezra Partier), the Bingo Knight. You'll be surprised how much goes awry in a bingo parlor-state! Be sure to check out our live streaming shows Fridays 8PM Pacific, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️  Sponsored by the Law Offices of Mortis & Mortuus Watch Apocalypse Tips with Lester Pipps & follow them on IG: https://www.instagram.com/lesterpipps MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galwayLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! This marks the first episode of THE BIDENTIME, and we're joined by One (Dominique Johnson) from the Magic The Gathering card "One With Nothing." We all go on quite a morality journey together. Be sure to check out our live streaming shows Fridays 8PM Pacific, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Krampus Co.'s new Kid Crunch Follow Dom on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thedomjohnson/ MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're joined for 2021's first episode by Izakara (Whitney Allen), the draconic dungeon master who's got a couple bones to pick with her draconic players. There is also some mild time travel. Be sure to check out our live streaming shows Fridays 8PM Pacific, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Tom's Teleporting Tourism. Follow Whitney on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/wattlesbarkley/ MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're joined for 2020's final episode by hulking golem BORIS KARLON (Nadav Fleischer), who has a richer inner life than you'd assume for a "mindless" guardian. The nature of sentience & souls is debated, & I think Boris comes out on top. Be sure to check out our live shows Fridays 8PM Pacific, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Pepsi Company''s newest potion: Charisma. Check out Nadav on Twitter: twitter.com/Im_nadav_hello MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're joined this time by quasi-immortal demon hunter MATTIAS GRENDELSEN (Will Noetling), who shares tips on fighting evil & reflects on his long, long life! Regrets, fears, hopes, indoor plumbing—we cover it all in this one. Be sure to check out our live shows Fridays 8PM Pacific, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Greg's Giant Lizard Ranch MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're joined this time by famous author GEORGE R.R. MARTIN (Ezra Parter), who is searching for an ending to A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE. Learn about his exciting new plans to appease the fans! And check out our live shows Fridays 8PM Pacific, at twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Ghost Inspectors Check out Ezra's show Thursdays at https://twitch.tv/packtheater MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're joined this time by a MORTAL LIKE YOU. Enjoy our interview with STEPH STURVIN, MAGIC CARD INVESTOR (Matt Needles), who explains the ins & outs of investing in Magic: The Gathering. We also reveal to him that magic (non-Gathering) is real, and dive into how investing has absolutely shattered his life & family. Enjoy the episode, & be sure to tune in to our weekly live shows, Fridays at 8PM Pacific, on twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Paul's Priesthood & Funeral Home MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're joined this time by the witcher BORKUS, SLAYER OF SILVER LAKE (Kevin Anderson), who shines a light on the secrets of Hollywood's witcher underground, regales us with LA stories, & dishes on the joys of sterility. Enjoy the episode, & be sure to tune in to our weekly live shows, Fridays at 8PM Pacific, on twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by New Horizons Health Check out Kevin's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bleak-in-review/id1043993334 MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're joined this time by ERIKA, VEGAN WITCH (Erika Curry), who lays out the path toward more sustainable wizardry. We also chat about being ripped off by that rat bastard ROD SERLING. Enjoy the episode, & be sure to tune in to our weekly live shows, Fridays at 8PM Pacific, on twitch.tv/wizworldlive 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Cursed Jewelry Check out Erika's podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/1kH7VfNCoDUomSlF4MtOCg?si=phPTP3W0Qx2P-Zd7i1w_yw MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're joined this time by MAJESTON THE REGAL (Ezra Parter), a Backup King. We learn the ins & outs of substitute kingery, from the work-a-day details to the tragically epic love stories! Enjoy the episode, & be sure to tune in to our weekly live shows, Fridays at 8PM Pacific, on twitch.tv/packtheater 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Heinrich's Hirelings MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! We're joined this time by Carrie the Self-Care Fairy (Marcelina Chavira). In addition to sharing with us some of her top quarantine self-care tips, we also get the hot goss on Summersbane & Carrie's date! She captured his heart during the big Summersbane Dating Game back in February (the Before-Time), & things turned out pretty healthy, especially when you consider that she is a fairy & he's an evil undead necromancer. Enjoy the episode, & be sure to tune in to our weekly live shows, Fridays at 8PM Pacific, at twitch.tv/packtheater 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored by Goblin Bros. Mundane Cleaning MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: Fig Leaf Times Two by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3751-fig-leaf-times-two Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

GREETINGS, MORTALS! For our delightful debut, we have an interview with Oddward, a Keeper of Lost Spells, recorded transdimensionally to his warehouse in the Custodial Nether-Realm! HOSTED BY Amoenus Franco (Frankie G.) Soren Summersbane (Nick Coluzzi) SPECIAL GUEST Oddward (Dan Kerrigan) THEME MUSIC Galway by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3795-galway License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/