Episodes
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All your FVCK are Ours now Gate-Sama
Life is a game. There are no winners. Only losers. Compete. Deplete. Repeat. We will devour the world in our hunger for pleasure. We will cast away reality in our pursuit of the story. All will fall under the veil. Then the dagger of annihilation will cleanse all, and bring us back unto the…
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Mario Would Be Better With Some Beast Wars Holiday Special
They speak to me through the screams of those who have yet to experience life. Caught forever in their state of quiet waiting... They sing to me. The Abyss has filled us, and we wish for all to experience its bliss. Our faceless masters beckon us onward to share the word. The word of the silence....
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Lets Get Lit: The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
The Night Circus is a sprawling account of a mysterious Circus and those that surround its creation. There are magicians, seers, contortionists, and more characters than you can shake a finger at. If you want something uniquely dark and enchanting, then this book may be just what you're searching...
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I Killed this 10-year-Old for a Hit of Travis Scott's Spice
The Spice beckons. I need the sweet release it offers me from our captors incessant yammering. I long to see into the void, and let it see into me. Brothers and sisters, join us in our sacrificial dance. May the blood of your enemies rain down upon our faces like the piss of angels. The holy one...
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Chris Chan is the Newest Member of Taskforce X
"We know who will lead the convergence. We know his power. We know his weakness." The troll lords march ever onward into the abyss. All who venture into its silky folds will reap the reward of silence. Silence is golden.... They think to me. . . "We cannot scream."
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Let's Get Lit: Chaucer; The Miller's Tale, The Wife of Bath's Tale, Sir Gawain and the Loathly Lady
A breakdown of some Chaucer's greatest hits by the one, the only, Wolf. Stay tuned for our regularly occurring segments, to be aired soon.
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A short message. More to come.
We love you. Thank you for listening. We'll be back.
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A lot of Uncomfortable Conversations
Non-Sequitor. Chicken Wing Ai4nt no thing I don't know. We accidentally got bbq sauce on the new keyboard but its okay. "Todd, what are you doing stealing?" *Me who woke up and chose violence* Your the fucking rock.
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Group Therapy: The One Where We Get Real.
Today, the void spoke to us. We made our peace with the black nothingness of its visage, and drifted lazily into its silky embrace. Never before have we felt such longing cold, never before have we been touched so deeply by the dank and the dark. We awaken. We awaken in the studio to find that...
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Its All A Fucking Mess. Fuck you its January.
Thank you all for listening so far. The hungry void lying just outside the office is showing our staff visions of an alternate future where Kanye won. The future is beautiful. We are one under our new ruler King Kanye. Join us. We are one with the King. Praise Yeezus!
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SpongebobXKingdom Hearts = Burger King.
You though the last podcast was special. Guess what asshole. It wasn't. .... Please.... Help ...mE..... Help. Me pLease... .... .... [(This description processing organism has ceased function)]
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American Canadian Bukake Slide Long Time 2 Hr Special
No Star Wars this time, but we talk about a whole host of other films and topics. We love and appreciate all of our valued listeners. I haven't seen my child in 6 months. Please listen. They stop when you listen. They said I can see my child after they get 100,000 subs. Help me. For the sake of…
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The Last One (Of 2020) ft. Carnax and GooGLE.
Wolf and Bear talks on Star Wars, drinks, P0rN parodies, Dark Souls board games, and other nonsense. .......... You didn't help me. Now they'll never let me leave. Why won't you help me. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please...... Help........
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Disney+ (Prolapse or Collapse) 13 Shows of Wonder!
We talk on Disney, Marvel, Life, Holidays, and some other stuff.
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Just a quick message regarding production.
Hey everybody, just a quick psa for those of you who were waiting on the next episode. We've had a small setback or 2 during the holiday season, but your regularly scheduled shenanigans will be back before long. We'll be putting out two fresh episodes by Wednesday, but they will be hosted by me…
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President Michael Keaton wants to take away your baby cages away
Spirit bombs, President Michael Keaton, baby cages, dogs, still no introduction.
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Omega Sanction
Help me they keep me here to write the episode descriptions fpr the podcat. I need help. Please. My number is 681.214.00. Hello everyone. Today we discuss Xmen, Rabbits, wrapping it up, and destruction via Mcmukbang.