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Worst Possible Timeline

by Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE. Your hosts Pat Kindlon and Eric Wilson look at the twitter timeline once a week and comment on the state of the world, getting you up to date on current events. Politicians, gamers, trolls, YouTube commenters are all in the crosshairs. Dive in.

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  1. EP. 360 CELEBRATION FOR GHOULS

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  2. EP. 359 THE LARP NEVER STOPS

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  3. EP. 358 GET YOUR MONEY UP

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  4. EP. 357 PROVINCIAL MINDS

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  5. EP. 356 ROGUES GALLERY

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  6. EP. 355 HEAT IS A BORING MOVIE

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  7. EP. 354 LOCK IN A SOCK

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  8. EP. 353 THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL ADVICE PODCAST

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  9. EP. 352 READY TO CHOP WOOD

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  10. EP. 351 DUSTY ROADES

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  11. EP. 350 VERY DISRESPECTFUL

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  12. EP. 349 BABY CAN'T CHEW IT

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  13. EP. 348 WORLD OF TOADVINES

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  14. EP. 347 FACEBOOK DIVORCEE

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  15. EP. 346 A RESOLUTE UNPLEASANTNESS

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  16. EP. 345 BARN PARTIES

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  17. EP. 344 I DON'T FIND THIS WORKABLE

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  18. EP. 343 CATNIP FOR SCHIZOS

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  19. EP. 342 BRANDING 101

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  20. Ep. 341 ONE BATTLETOAD AFTER ANOTHER

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  21. QUICK HIT 001: GOLDEN GLOBES '26 FILM TWITTER

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  22. EP. 340 DEFINITELY WORTH EIGHT DOLLARS

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  23. FREE PATREON🎁 BONUS EP 149 KEN BURNS: ZODIAC

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  24. EP. 339 REMEMBER LIST 2025: BUILT FOR THE BIT

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  25. Ep. 338 THE FUTURE IS SLOP

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  26. EP. 337 GAS STATION BATHROOM FLOOR

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  27. EP. 336 PAGING SARAH CONNOR

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  28. EP. 335 REJECT NOSTALGIA

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  29. EP. 334 RAISON CANES D'ETRE

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  30. EP. 333 VEGETATION DIETY

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  31. EP. 332 DOUBLE FAILURE WITH SAUCE ON IT

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  32. EP. 331 IN THE HEAT OF IT

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  33. EP. 330 SIMPLE OPPOSITES

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  34. EP. 329 SUMMER SLUMP: STOMP, CLAP, BREAKFAST, EPSTEIN

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  35. EP. 328 EPSTEIN'S RAZOR

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  36. EP. 327 OPPOSING MAGNETS

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  37. EP. 325 MUMMIFIED IN PHILLY

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  38. EP. 324 PRE-DIABETIC IN EUROPE

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  39. EP. 323 Star

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  40. EP. 322 CEDE CONTROL TO MOTHERBRAIN

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  41. EP. 321 BOWLING ON MONDAYS

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  42. WPT CLASSICS 001: YOUTUBE CONSPIRACY THEORY THEATER 2018

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  43. EP. 320 SPACE WITCH

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  44. EP. 319 FLY AWAY MONEY ANGELS

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  45. 🚨🎁🔓FREE BONUS EP. 001 LINK SPIRALS

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  46. EP. 318 MYSTIC RHYTHMS

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  47. EP. 317 ROADKILL CAPITAL

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  48. EP. 316 HACK REALITY

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  49. EP. 315 FREE DIRT

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  50. EP. 314 PROPOSITION PAT

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE. Your hosts Pat Kindlon and Eric Wilson look at the twitter timeline once a week and comment on the state of the world, getting you up to date on current events. Politicians, gamers, trolls, YouTube commenters are all in the crosshairs. Dive in.

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Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media

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THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE. Your hosts Pat Kindlon and Eric Wilson look at the twitter timeline once a week and comment on the state of the world, getting you up to date on current events. Politicians, gamers, trolls, YouTube commenters are all in the crosshairs. Dive in.

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