Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

Maybe the real Jackass was the friends we made along the way..-Would you rather get a thousand paper cuts or a thousand piercings? -Got any Fast Food Games on your Phone?-Would you rather be the strongest member of the Jackass crew, or the weakest member of the DK crew?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Boy do we have a treat for you this week, its a clip show..-WYR your flesh be replaced with hotdog meat or cotton candy? (Ep. 162)-WYR live in a McDonald’s playplace, or die in a Burger King bathroom? (Ep. 39)-Can you Keep A Secret (Ep. 244)-WYR have a South Park themed wedding, or a Family Guy themed funeral? (Ep. 227)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Finally someplace you can go to hear people talk about the backrooms..-Would you rather be a princess or a president?-All or Nothing-Would you rather spend a month in the Backrooms or move back in with your parents?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Content warning for people that get grossed out easily, in this episode, we do talk about Arby's..-Would you rather piss into a deep fryer while on the clock, or shove a co-worker’s hand into the fryer? -Never Have I Ever-Would you rather have to go back to college and get a math degree, or spend a month on a busy street corner in a tourist area with a sign that says "Famous singer down on his luck. $1 and I'll sing you any song you want. $2 and I'll dance." Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We've officially put out more episodes than Friends, the Big Bang Theory, and Two and a Half Men, it's lonely up here at the top..-Would you rather have immortality but you’re constantly starving and can’t eat, or have immortality and you’re constantly tired and you can’t sleep?-All or Nothing-Uh oh, those Gen Z kids are bringing back unsavory trends. WYR stop the revival of smoking cigarettes or using the “R” word?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Well, after six long days without an episode, we have returned with a new episode, whatever you do, don't call it a comeback..-Would you rather have to drive a cop car or a kidnappers van?-Rise or Shine-Would you rather work at a gym and be paid in free use of the equipment, or work at a spa and be paid in free luxury personal care products?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Just in time for May the 4th, we're talking Stormtroopers..-Would you rather have to have one regularly portioned dinner last you a whole week or have to eat that same dinner for every meal for a month?-All or Nothing-Would you rather be the best stormtrooper or the worst storm chaser?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's finally here everyone, after all these years, our League of Legends episode..-Would you rather be the most annoying person in recorded human history OR only be able to speak 100 words per day?-Test your Metal-Would you rather Loudly and obnoxiously laugh out loud for an hour straight any time someone tells a joke around you, or play 5 full games of League of Legends every day for the rest of your life?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Youve heard of Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxay, but Hitchiker's Guide to the Podcast!? Thats ridiculous..-Would you rather hitchhike across the entire United States, or ride the rails?-All or Nothing-Throwback Thursday! Would you rather contract polio, smallpox, tuberculosis, or leprosy?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This ones a clip show and we're real sorry, but you're not allowed to be mad, ok, you have to promise..-WYR always wear a bib when eating out, or only drink from a sippy cup? (Ep. 227)-WYR bend your knees the wrong way using any method of your choice, or eat just one bowl of poo soup, prepared using any method of your choice? (Ep. 242)-You lied to someone and said you play jazz music, but they have asked you to go up on stage at the jazz lounge to join the band. Which instrument WYR pick up to try and blend in with? Trumpet, piano, or upright bass? (Ep. 239)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We may not be the man of the house, but we could be the man in the shed..-Would you rather have a gigantic nose and ears, or no nose or ears? (Senses are unaffected in both cases)-Dave Trivia-Would you rather squat in someone's attic or shed?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're talking vampires this week, just in time for Halloween several months from now..-Would you rather ride or die?-All or Nothing-Would you rather be a vampire or a vampire hunter?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Hoppy Easter everyone..-You are planning an Easter egg hunt for a bunch of stranger’s kids. WYR fill the eggs with random pills, or your entire tax return?-Resurrection Trivia-Would you rather be the tooth fairy or the Easter Bunny?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we take questions from fans and asnwer them on the show..-Would you rather get paid your current salary, or make double it but get paid in loose pennies?-All or Nothing-Would you rather be a famous country music star or the lead vocalist of a famous screamo band?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Two titans of the industry, Spongebob and Mickey Mouse, who would be the better neighbor..-Would you rather get struck by a foul ball at an MLB game, or be an umpire for one game?-Starstruck-Would you rather live next door to Spongebob Squarepants, or Mickey Mouse’s Club House?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we finally become sellouts to ur corporate overlords..-Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?-Mascot or Ascot-Would you rather dedicate your life to charity or dedicate your life to corporate sponsorships? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week fantasize what it would be like to stop paying child support..-Would you rather be a deadbeat dad or beat up someone's dead dad in front of them?-Kids BOP Quiz-Would you rather have a random name tattooed on your lower back, or have a random person give you a tattoo of your choosing? Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we decide if we want stay in our swamp or, do whatever it is that the Smurfs do..-Would you rather drink from the fountain of youth or bottle it and sell it?-Dave that Tune-Would you rather have green skin like Shrek or blue skin like a Smurf?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Love is in the air and we're here to solve all your relationship problems..-Would you rather sneeze into your open palm before shaking anyone's hand or have to do the "quarter behind the ear" magic trick to anyone you walk past?-Valentines Dave-Would you rather have two dates for Valentine’s day at the same time (they do not know each other), or have no date for Valentine’s day?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Super bowl is here, which can only mean one thing, it's crab time..-Would you rather eat a hearty meal's worth of earth worm's or eat a meal of your choosing "baby bird" style?-Sci-Fi or Lie presents: Game of Game of Thrones-Would you rather become a bug farmer or crab fisher?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

One of us got sick, so please enjoy this historic milestone, our 13th clip show..-WYR have videos of you pleasuring yourself be sent to all your friends and family, or send me $50,000? (Ep. 185)-WYR have a zipper down your belly that allows for quick access to your organs, or a button on the back of your head that immediately puts you to sleep when pressed? (Ep. 168)-Serenade or Marinade (Ep. 96)-You are a monster at Monsters Inc. at risk of losing your job. You must be the top employee in order to keep your job. WYR have to scare kids for power or make them laugh? (Ep. 84)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Join us in the wasteland as we discuss the worlds of Fallout, and Elden Ring..-Would you rather be an Alpha Wolf or a Lone Wolf?-Men at Work or the Weeknd-Would you rather spend a year in New Vegas from Fallout, or a day in the Lands Between from Elden Ring?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's never easy losing a love one, but thanks to modern technology and computers no ever has to really go, and thats what we get into this week, in the form of Robocop..-Would you rather have the same exact name as a celebrity, or look identical to a celebrity?-Dog Jeopardy-Would you rather become a Robocop or have your consciousness uploaded to the cloud?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Father forgive me, for I have sinned, actaully hold that thought while I tab over to the other browser window..Also, head over to our patreon to hear our Would you Rather Awards for the year that was!!-Would you rather confess your sins online or face to face?-Goggins on the Noggin-Would you rather dramatically over-exaggerate everything you say, or consistently understate everything with little enthusiasm?(KEVIN)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

New year, new us, by which I mean we're exactly the same.. but we do have new bonus content coming to our Patreon this week, so thats pretty cool!!-You awake one morning to learn a horrible secret. WYR everyone else on earth has always been a robot, or taller than you?-All or Nothing-Quick you need a new grift! WYR come up with a new wellness supplement or become a real estate ghoul?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's the Christmas episode..-Would you rather live in a gingerbread house or be married to a gingerbread man?-12 Dave's of Christmas-Would you rather have to do elf on the shelf all year round or go ALL-OUT on the outdoor decorations?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's a dirty job, and we're just the ones to do it..-Would you rather have soft teeth or brittle bones?-Have you Forgotten?-Would you rather work in the coal mines or on an oil rig?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

So yes, it is a clip show, but just think how good it will make the next episode feel when it's brand new!-WYR stick your hand in a beehive, or for one whole day just behave? (Ep. 204)-WYR live in a world without dogs, or a world of only dogs? (Ep. 54)-One Knee or Two Knees (Ep. 120)-WYR have to be the Easter Bunny for a day at a mall, or lay all of the eggs for an Easter egg hunt. (Ep. 143)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Stranger Things is back, and so are we, they haven't aged a day, and neither have we..-Would you rather be politely rejected by 1,000 women over the course of a year, or be brutally and publicly rejected by 10 women over the course of a year?-Goo Goo Dolls or Lady Gaga-Would you rather have Eleven’s powers from Stranger Things, or have knowledge of the 11 herbs and spices of KFC?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's the most wonderful time of the year again, Thanksgiving..-Would you rather have your meal served buffet-style or plated?-All or Nothing-Would you rather have a vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner, or a carnivore Thanksgiving dinner?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Wedding bells are ringing through the air celebrating the love and the Predator and the Xenomorph..-Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?-Eric or Dave-Would you rather organize a bachelor party for the Predator or the Alien?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's fashion week here at WYR and our clothes come in two styles, tight, and damp..-Would you rather wear clothes that are too tight all day, or clothes that are slightly damp all day?-All or Nothing-Would you rather have to eat cereal out of one of the airport security bins, or access the cockpit during a flight?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!This episode includes AI-generated content.

We've got a rough one this week, we have to walk, yuck..-Would you rather be able to climb anywhere, but always need help getting down, or be able to walk anywhere, but always need a ride home?-Kidz Bob Quiz-Would you rather be shot while doing something embarrassing or be stabbed at an important meeting?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Don't get too scared, but it's Haloween again..-Would you rather live in a haunted house (filled with actors going boo) or a HAUNTED house (real spirits probably not going boo)?-All or Nothing-Would you rather date a vampire or a werewolf?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we get contemplative about what comes next, after we cross the rainbow bridge, fun stuff!-Would you rather have serial killers as parents or have your child be a serial killer?-Sugar Rush-Would you rather reincarnation be real or heaven/hell be real?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we're going under the knife, just like some delicious deli meat..-Would you rather be a major league pitcher and need Tommy John surgery, or work at Jimmy Johns and be perfectly healthy?-All or Nothing-Would you rather win the lottery but can only spend the money on temu or have your current income but can only buy things if one of your parents approves the purchase?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we're getting mythylogical and debating what exactly counts as a pet..-Would you rather have a pet Pegasus or a pet Satyr?-Hired or Fired-For one year, would you rather work 14 hour shifts at the ball crushing factory, or as a middle school teacher?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We've escaped the burning building Mr. Beast trapped us in to record this podcast..-Would you rather be a horse cop or a school cop?-Taglines-Would you rather work for Mr. Beast or have Mr. Bean work for you?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're back at it again, and this time we're eating a bunch of stuff that will make us very sick..-Would you rather swallow 100 Orbeez, or 100 Oreos?-Simon Says-Would you rather Be a Dungeon Master for a long running dungeons and dragons campaign, or be a Dungeon Master for a night long orgy.Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

It's a musical episode as we debate the merits of both Ska and Dubstep, join us wont you..-Would you rather be turned into a snowman to learn a lesson or shrink any family of your choosing into the size of an ant?-All or Nothing-Would you rather attempt to bring back ska music or dubstep?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Sorry for the clip show, but have no fear we'll have questions for years, like what if Dave was a robot..-WYR live inside the “It’s a Small World” attraction at Disney world for a month, or ride the “Slinky Dog Dash” roller coaster for 48 hours straight? (Ep. 71)-Pink Floyd or Pinkfong (Ep. 198)-WYR be a sidekick to Batman or Superman? (Ep. 216)Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Hop on in, the water is warm, and so is the beer..-Would you rather have your stomach growl in the exact voice of Morgan Freeman, or your yawn sounds like a far-off foghorn?-Ice Cube Trivia-Would you rather be a lifeguard at a beach full of sharks, or be a bouncer at a bar full of pool sharks?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we're talking about getting trapped on a ship with a terrible monster, also we're talking aboutthe Xenomorph..-Would you rather have an infestation of bugs or a colony of rats?-SciFi or You Lie-Would you rather spend 24 hours on a spaceship with a xenomorph, or one international flight with a xenophobe?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Warm up those pipes, cuz we're singing and driving motorcycles..-Would you rather write a book or direct a movie?-Lincoln Park or Abraham Lincoln-Would you rather be the strongest member of a barbershop quartet, or the weakest member of a biker gang?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're going back to school this week, with a second chance will we do it differently and try this time? Probably not..-Would you rather be the class clown or the teacher's pet?-SciFi or You Lie-Would you rather host the shopping network or be a video game streamer?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're back and we're ready to battle to the death..-Would you rather compete on the TV show American Gladiators (they are all high on coke), or as an actual gladiator in the Colosseum (they are all high on coke)?-Cardi B or the Beatles-Would you rather get immortalized as a wax statue at a museum or as a face on currency?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

Put your hands in the air, now wave them in the air like you just don't care, now please be seated, court is now in session..-Would you rather haunt a school or a nursing home?-All or Nothing-Would you rather defend yourself in a rap battle or in a court of law?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We've found ourselves in a couple of jams, and we're looking for the best way to get out of them, with mouth, or with hands..-Would you rather compete in a snowman-building competition or a sandcastle-building competition?-Eric's Ultimate Avengers-Would you rather be able to talk your way out of any situation, or punch your way out of any situation?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

We're putting a gang together for a heist, one last score. We're looking for a specialist whose really good at downloading and listening to this episode of the podcast, are you in..-Would you rather rob a bank or a grave?-All or Nothing-Would you rather have a Texas accent and live in New York or a New York accent and live in Texas?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!

This week we're giving out free advice and gifts..-Would you rather give the best gifts or the best advice?-What's this Guy Talkin' About?-Would you rather everyone you speak to laughs at everything you say for the rest of your life, or nobody ever laughs at you again?Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access bonus episodes!