Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan
by JamPot Productions
Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe. Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes, each other. What follows is pure, glorious chaos: bold readings, awkward reactions, overshares galore, and Katherine stirring the pot with her razor-sharp quips, uncomfortable questions, and deliciously sarcastic commentary. After both tales are aired, Katherine crowns the week’s “Erotica Champion” based on sexiness, funniness, and creativity… or sometimes just because she feels like it. The winning story earns a spot on the my firm bookshelf and a huge…pen. New episodes every week. Thursdays just for Thirstier Follow and prepare to get dirty on all your
Episodes
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Lucia Keskin and Sarah Kendall are PINING for pirates
This week on Write Me Dirty Katherine is setting sail straight into dangerously filthy waters. 🏴☠️ Dropping anchor in the library are Lucia Keskin and Sarah Kendall, and things are about to get naughty. Katherine sets them a racy challenge: write a scandalous tale featuring a pirate, buried...
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Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Kyrah Gray get CHEEKY at a chess tournament
This week on Write Me Dirty, things in the NAUGHTY library are heating up! Sliding into the hot this week seats are Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Kyrah Gray. Katherine sets them a filthy challenge…write a scandalous tale set at a chess tournament, complete with a rulebook, a referee, and an oddly phallic...
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Jen Brister and Jessica Fostekew get saucy in SPACE
This week on Write Me Dirty we’re blasting off on an epic, sexy space mission! Coming in hot to the naughty library are none other than Jessica Fostekew and Jen Brister. It’s about to get INTERGALATIC. Katherine sets them a naughty challenge: write a filthy tale featuring a UFO, a Queen of…
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Kemah Bob and Alison Spittle DEFROST their arctic circle
This week, Katherine Ryan’s naughty library is serving up some FROSTY filth with Alison Spittle and Kemah Bob. It might be cold outside, but inside the library, it’s getting steamy. Katherine sets them a naughty challenge: write a dirty tale set in the Arctic Circle, complete with an igloo, one...
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Fred Asquith and Ali Woods are CURIOUS cowboys
This week, things are getting a little spicy in Katherine Ryan’s naughty library. She’s joined by the outrageously funny Fred Asquith and Ali Woods, and she’s not afraid to crack the whip. Their challenge? To pen a story set in the wild, wild west, featuring a cowboy, a cowboy hat, and a lasso....
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London Hughes and Felicity Ward get BURNING HOT at the beach
This week, London Hughes and Felicity Ward are welcomed into Katherine Ryan’s naughty library. Katherine instructs London and Felicity to write a story set on the beach, featuring a sunburnt tourist, a shark and a beach ball.⛱️ If you’re anticipating a sunset romance, readjust your expectations,...
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Lucy Beaumont and Stephen Bailey get WET at a water park
Lucy Beaumont and Stephen Bailey go plunging into Katherine’s dripping wet library this week. Expect waves of filthy fun, slippery surprises, and some deep dives that’ll leave you gasping. 💦 Katherine dares them to write a filthy tale set in a water park, where a floating noodle gets put to…
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Amy Gledhill and Ian Smith get B*LLS-DEEP at a banquet
Amy Gledhill and Ian Smith slip into Katherine’s saucy library this week, ready to spin a scandalous story set at an aristocrat’s decadent banquet. Their tales must include a quill put to deliciously improper use… and a cheese and onion pie that’s far too steamy for the supper table. Katherine…
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Josh Jones and Sikisa get FILTHY at a funeral
Josh Jones and Sikisa swing by Katherine’s library this week and get DEEP into a filthy story. Katherine sets them the task of writing a naughty story that has to be set a funeral, feature a pallbearer, a eulogy and a sandwich buffet. Katherine has to decide who will win Erotica Champion of the...
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Rosie Jones and Daniel Foxx get RISQUÉ in VEGAS
Katherine opens her library wide to her filthiest guests yet: Rosie Jones and Daniel Foxx! The dirty duo must write an explicit tale set in Vegas, featuring a blackjack dealer, a slot machine and a pair of dice. 🎲 Buckle up for the ride of your life as Daniel reveals how Harry Potter played an...
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Janine Harouni and Maisie Adam attend a WILD wedding
Visiting the SALACIOUS library this week, we have two comedy icons: Janine Harouni and Maisie Adam! Katherine sets the dirty duo the task of writing a raunchy story set at a wedding and featuring a father of the bride, a smoke machine and GROSS wedding food. 🤢 This week's episode raises VERY...
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Jake Lambert & Ed Jones visit a HORNY hospital
This week, Katherine Ryan welcomes Jake Lambert and Ed Jones to her sensual library. 📚 Jake and Ed have been set the task of writing a saucy story set a hospital, featuring a doctor, a rubber glove, and a urine sample. BUT who will be successful flirting with Nurse Jenny Talia? And does Ed's...
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Grace Campbell & Tatty Macleod are on HEAT at a dog show
Grace Campbell and Tatty Macleod visit the Write Me Dirty library this week, and their DIRTY story has to be set at a dog show. Katherine Ryan decides who will take the crown of naughtiest writer of the week. Will it be Tatty, who teaches us about fanny grunts and sucking on…watermelon vapes? Or...
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Lou Sanders & Harriet Kemsley receive ZOMBIE d**k pics
Katherine Ryan is back in her filthy library and this week’s seductive scribes are none other than Lou Sanders and Harriet Kemsley. They’ve been set the curious mission of crafting a steamy encounter set during an apocalypse, featuring a head torch, canned food and a zombie who isn’t just hungry...
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Stevie Martin & Fatiha El-Ghorri get FRISKY at a car showroom
Welcome to Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan, the hilariously horny podcast where comedians get their smut on, penning filthy fiction about each other. This week’s seductive scribes are none other than Stevie Martin and Fatiha El-Ghorri. Their mission? To craft a steamy encounter set in a car...
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Thursdays just got Thirstier…. Write Me Dirty Season 2 with the incredible Katherine Ryan is coming….. 31st July
Welcome to Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe. Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go...
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Jamie Laing & Tom Lucy: Chapter Two
Clinking signet rings, hotel prank calls and a weird reference to Elvish... By popular demand, Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy are BACK for CHAPTER TWO ‘Tom’s Ring’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Mere hours after Jamie and Tom’s friendship is propelled into a different dimension, the two friends find themselves back in the...
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Lewys Ball & Isla Loba
Chewing gum whilst giving head, pulling on public transport and free drinks when your married?! Presenting co-hosts of the podcast, Pop Off Lewys Ball, and Isla Loba… ‘All Tied Up’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A sunny afternoon in Shoreditch House. A stolen metallic pink mini Telfar bag. At what lengths will Isla…
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Miles Nazaire & Liv Bentley
Sexting, losing your virginity behind the back of the Albert Hall and checking nudes… Presenting Miles Nazaire, and Liv Bentley… ‘The Coffee Cup Boy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ On an early morning Sunday in Chelsea, Olivia unleashes her fantasies on an unsuspecting coffee shop worker. Will the coffee be too hot…
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Catherine Bohart & Helen Bauer
Sex in graveyards, stalking dates and post-coital high fives … Presenting Catherine Bohart, and Helen Bauer… ‘Piece o’ Pussy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ After a Trusty Hogs recording, Catherine and Helen push their friendship even further and test their electricity… How many sparks will fly in the studio?…
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Sophie Duker & Olga Koch
Hard nipples, pretending to fall asleep during sex & The Bible … Presenting Sophie Duker, and Olga Koch… ‘Meltdown’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ On a futuristic space station far far away… Olga and Sophie unite in freezing cold temperatures. Will their sizzling chemistry melt the ice away? ’Pulsating!’ The Observer...
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Sarah Keyworth & Micky Overman
Thrusting, tent sex & ‘pulling’ at the market… Presenting Micky Overman, and Sarah Keyworth… ‘Juliet is Going To Die’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Sarah, The Ruler of The North must give the land’s sacrifice, Juliet, one last gift before the ceremony. Is the sacrifice worth saving? ’The rights to the film must be...
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Roman Kemp & Tom Grennan
Farting during ejaculation, socks on during sex and… thorny bushes? Presenting Roman Kemp, and Tom Grennan - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… 'Love Baking' ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Breakfast show host, Roman Kemp must be in bed by 7.30pm every night. But when he meets Cherry Berry at…
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Hayley Morris & Christopher Hall
Sexy nose bleeds and… using a penis as a gear stick? Presenting Hayley Morris, and Christopher Hall - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Eternal Flame’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ In a dimly lit spin studio, Instructor Chris finds himself in an unexpected position when he is greeted by a...
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GK Barry & Joe Baggs
Post pod coitus and vapes in strange places… Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Soho Whore House’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ What happens in the disabled toilets stays in the disabled toilets… When one thing leads to another Joe Baggs makes a…
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Jamie Laing & Tom Lucy
Forbidden love, nude FaceTimes and aphrodisiac sweets. Presenting Jamie Laing, and Tom Lucy - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Brown Belts’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ How can a shower feel so dirty? What happens when a secret fantasy comes true? A tale of dominance and untold sexual...
About this show
Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe.
Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes, each other.
What follows is pure, glorious chaos: bold readings, awkward reactions, overshares galore, and Katherine stirring the pot with her razor-sharp quips, uncomfortable questions, and deliciously sarcastic commentary.
After both tales are aired, Katherine crowns the week’s “Erotica Champion” based on sexiness, funniness, and creativity… or sometimes just because she feels like it. The winning story earns a spot on the my firm bookshelf and a huge…pen.
New episodes every week. Thursdays just for Thirstier
Follow and prepare to get dirty on all your
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JamPot Productions