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xHalfBakedx Podcast

by Victoria Bones and Sarah Ds

Join Victoria and Sarah on awkward conversations, weird situations, and alot of what the hells. Here we will talk about life in the sex industry, personal life, and topics everyone can relate to.

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Episodes

  1. It's go time s2e9

    We have been busy bees! Changed somethings in our life, but still work in the industry if you know what we mean. Check out what we have been up to!

  2. See no stripper, hear no stripper s2e8

    We welcome back Brian. He asked to be back on the cast so he walked right into this situation. Brian needs an amazing lady. So start turning in your applications today. Email us, dm us on Instagram, send a pigeon.

  3. Cant undo the dew s2e7

    We are so happy we don't make a living from doing the podcast. We would have been fired a year ago. But we do it because it's fun and about 10 people look forward to hearing it. Anyway, join us and catch up with our life. Our future plans. And what Sarah is actually doing because you won't…

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  4. Corno s2e6

    We looked very awkward recording this. But that's okay. We picked a new spot to record just to enjoy the fresh air. We also heard a rumor about our favorite spot getting developed. This episode is about new things going on, new ideas, just life. Also we will be moving back to every two week…

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  5. Sarah's luck s2e5

    Sarah is having the worst luck. Ikea falling on her car, ceilings falling on her, nipple falling off. Try to enjoy this weird episode. Remember they wont always be good.

  6. Coffee cartel s2e4

    Here we are. on time again. Sarah D has some crazy things going on in her life. We can say its falling on her. Also, meet Mike! one of our new sponsors! Learn all about the coffee cartel and the life of a strip club dj.

  7. 9 to 5 sucks S2E2

    Episode two and on time? Who even are we?!?! We welcome our first guest of the season. As requested, Lola is back. We have questions about being a newer dancer and have a surprise later from some one special for her. learn why some people come back to the business, and check out some unnamed…

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  8. Welcome back S2E1

    Welcome back to xHalfbakedx! New and approved. New camera, new mics, new looks, same crappy hosts. Join Sarah and Victoria in new stories, new guest, new adventures, and a lot more BS. Now let's catch up, welcome to the s--t show.

  9. We late episode 23

    We recorded this episode a while ago. But unfortunate happen. everything got pushed back alot. We hope you enjoy this "new" old episode. We can even remember what its about. Do remember we had to edit alot of shit talking.

  10. fully baked boil bag episode 22

    Good luck. We are behind again. This episode was supposed to be out two weeks ago. With that being said its hard to write a description because we dont remember what we talked about.

  11. On the spot episode 21

    This week we welcome Brian to the world of podcast. This podcast had one idea and then ended up being about us telling Brian about himself. About his bad decisions and what he should do with his life. This is the Brian episode. ( sorry for embarrassing you)

  12. Halloweiner and hidden gems episode 19

    Noel is surprisingly still here. Is it a bad thing or good? This is a Halloween episode but Thanksgiving is in five days. But yet you are still watching. We do question and answers. We talk about some personal life stuff. Even some new challenges for you to enjoy starting next year. Find out what...

  13. speed trappin episode 20

    And we are back! Later than we wanted but whatever. We have Rick James back with us! Let's get this new year started! Listen as we talk about how amazing ish the year started. Figure out who is the mean friend, and so much more.

  14. Manapee episode 18

    Sarah has learned a lot about the gentle giant water cows thanks to her very advance second grade book. Noel learned words, and boy can she talk. Victoria is obviously the one typing this (hi). Join us on some fun memories about back to school, who you are allowed to be friends with, a couple fun...

  15. spaghetti dinner - episode 17

    We suck, we know. But you always come back to see the new episode. Better late than never. We are back in Victoria's dungeon with a new guest Noel Evergreen. As excited she said she was, I have never seen someone so nervous. Watch the episode for the reason we named it what we did.

  16. Questions and answers episode 16

    Here we are, late as usual. This week we took everyone's questions and turned them into a whole podcast. And if you are asking yourself, " mmm I wonder if they got off track?" The answer is yes. Yes we did. Also find out who we are collaborating with and how Sarah gets muscles.

  17. Cheeks and peaks episode 15

    And we are back from Vegas! listen to our adventures we got into. Our airport nightmare, you get to listen to all the nose sniffles ever, and we answer some of your questions.

  18. Lost episode. Ft. Seneca (episode 14)

    We meet again, late as hello welcome to Halfbaked. We thought we lost this episode forever. But three laptop transfers later, here we are. Seneca finally made time to see us. We talk about of course more sex work but from a male view. He tells his own stories from being a customer, working behind...

  19. PegBundy - episode 13

    Look who decided to finally show up to work. Join us this week on some weird questions that we get asked as usually. We find out if Sarah is bi or not. And if there is a special septum ring for girls who peg guys. We also talk about our Vegas plans and how we are going to fall down a mountain.

  20. Ghost sticks - episode twelve

    Here we are, not one but two weeks behind. Do we suck? Yes. Do we care? Kinda. But life happens. Listen to us ramble about all things random, listen about vacations, Victoria turning 30, ghost sticks, and what ever else it was that we talked about.

  21. Vag steamer - episode 11

    Welcome to the girly episode, well kinda. We talk about a place that we found that steams your, well girly part. Do women still vaggazle? Is that even how you spell it? We also talk about the ten year challenge, new year goals, and some other random BS. Also if you guessed that our manager Skky...

  22. Micro greens - episode 10

    We kinda rehired Taylor back as management, but we will see how long it will last. Happy holidays and happy new year. We talk about all things random this week and about stuff getting stuck in our teeth. We do questions and answers that our listeners ask. Cry laugh a little, then hope yall…

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  23. TW: Triggered - episode 9

    This episode does have a trigger warning. We were asked to do a more personal episode. So, we decided to use our platform to talk about something that we think is important. Mental health. Its not talked about a lot. People are ashamed to speak about it. You are not alone. It's a daily struggle...

  24. Titsgiving

    Happy late titsgiving, now happy titsmas. Join us this late week with family Thanksgiving stories, yelling at people for messing with our feet money, and so much weird stuff.

  25. Going the dickstance

    Lucky number seven. Maybe this will be the episode when people start to enjoy us. This week we have a very special guest. Her name is secret due to her being too cool and undercover. So we will name this person " Rick James ". Join us on some embarrassing stories, how we became friends, and…

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  26. Super Sofa Hump - episode 6

    Welcome to the worst podcast. Where the battery dies, we forget to turn on audio, and we still dont know what we are doing. This week we talk about our Halloween party, talk about our weird days, Sarah getting deleted, and also answer some questions from fans.

  27. Party on

    Happy Halloween (ish)! Today we talk about almost dying in clubs, Sarah gives you an update on mystery Instagram overall guy, Halloween plans, and just other bs. Check out our video on YouTube.

  28. Suckle or punchle

    Welcome back boys and girls to another episode of us just winging it. Tad bit talk of mental health, we will save more for another episode. We go through our questions that were sent to us via Instagram. Talk a lot of smack, talk about club life, and introduce you to Vox. Enjoy. Or not. Its your...

  29. $40 sucky sucky

    Welcome to the world of Sexworkers. Listen to some weird and awkward stories. Some, did that actually happened, and, why did that happen? Hang out with Victoria Bones and Sarah double Ds, along with special guests: our friend manger Skyy (with two ys) and Lola. Enjoy this train wreck.

  30. Not the Bayou

    Enjoy our low budget quality audio while you listen about our recent trip to New Orleans. Our adventures, our not so adventures, and uh Special kind of beads.

  31. From the casting couch - episode one

    Welcome to our first podcast. Learn a little about us and our life. In our podcasts we will be telling all the stripper stories and everyday events that everyone can relate to. We promise the podcast gets better after the first five minutes of complete awkwardness. This is a learning experience.…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Join Victoria and Sarah on awkward conversations, weird situations, and alot of what the hells. Here we will talk about life in the sex industry, personal life, and topics everyone can relate to.

HOSTED BY

Victoria Bones and Sarah Ds

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Join Victoria and Sarah on awkward conversations, weird situations, and alot of what the hells. Here we will talk about life in the sex industry, personal life, and topics everyone can relate to.

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xHalfBakedx Podcast has 31 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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xHalfBakedx Podcast is created and hosted by Victoria Bones and Sarah Ds.
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