Xyzqwa's Afternoon Show

Special thanks to Asthma for coming onto the show. Also thanks to Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy the numbers this week. Featured in this show: Brian asks some hard hitting questions A man helps promote the new Dog the Bounty Hunter movie Skype messes up my caller ID again I play the ending to the call from last […]

Thank to RBCP, Darkstranger, The NumberThree, Lunchlady, and Dr_Punchy. Featured in this weeks show: Check out Hijinks Labs Eddie needs some cigarettes The Rotary Club is hosting a ‘second meeting’ Kickstarter guy stole my idea We run out of time… Listen to live shows on Mixlr Follow me on Twitter at @Xyzqwashow Listen to this on  iTunes  Snapchat: […]

Xyzqwa makes a lot of money and feels to need to talk about it.

Thanks @SgtHowardPayne for the picture. Also thanks to Lunchlady, TheNumber Three and Dr_Punchy for submitting numbers. Featured in this weeks show: Check out Lunchlady and his show Xyzqwa resolves some issues with Twitter complainers The lights are too bright Dahir Insaat Quality Assurance shuts down some Kickstarter campaigns Xyzqwa calls the village people Listen to live […]

Thanks to Dr_Punchy, RBCP, and Lunchlady for providing numbers. Featured in this weeks show: The Chinese Government is beaming microwaaves into the gold course A couple people selling items on the Country Trader are giving us issues A neighbor doesn’t cut his grass and threatens litigation Another neighbor has a stupid colored house Listen to […]

This show is pretty stupid, only listen if you need background noise. Anyway, thanks to Devon and Waleed for coming on. Also thanks to Lunchlady, Palindrome, and Dr_Punchy for helping out with numbers. Featured in this weeks show: Join us for movie night on Saturday the 28th at 9 PM EST Submit an entry for […]

Thanks to Lunchlady, Dr_Punchy, Darkstranger, and Palindrome for submitting numbers! Featured in this weeks show: Movie night will be May 28th at 9 PM EST, submit movie ideas here Xyzqwa tries to get money from his grandparents More Twitter complainers The lights are too bright and everyone is talking too loud Touch Tone Terrorists call […]

A customer comes up with crazy excuses for why his internet doesn’t work.

Thanks to Darkstranger, RBCP, Lunchylady, and Dr_Punchy for providing numbers for the show. Also thanks to the guy who wouldn’t hang up for being a good sport! Big thanks to MCSARAY for supporting the show. Featured in this weeks show: Xyzqwa reports back from movie night An hour of really boring calls precede an hour […]

A customer has to submit to a drug test in order to get a refund.

Thanks to Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy for again providing such great numbers! Featured in this weeks show: Congratulations Raymond for winning the ‘art contest’ Movie night will be held May 7th, at 8:00/20:00 EST Visit the damn forums We report a flying penguin to various bird watchers Xyzqwa becomes the White Knight Comcast complainers are either […]

A listener finds the gym I am calling and decides to mess with me.

Thanks to Llama, Bob Vance, Dr_Punchy, Lunchlady and Carbon for the numbers. Featured in this weeks show: Art Contest due next week, May 6th. Submit here Post your suggestions for movie night here Check out MARVICI’S MADHOUSE Xyzqwa stumbles on all his words ‘Comcast’ solves some technical issues with angry customers We complains about the donuts he bought […]

Thanks to Lunchlady, Dr_Punchy, and Palindrome for numbers. Featured in this weeks show: We all learn a bit about LARPing and the civil war Political surveys Xyzqwa is on a mission to make people healthier Delivering food to the ceiling Employees must wash hands Listen to live shows on Mixlr Follow me on Twitter at @XyzqwaShow Listen […]

Thanks to Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy for numbers. Special thanks to Raaymond and asthmalol for “subscribing”. Featured in this weeks show: Make me art and post it here We travel back in time to the days of the civil war Speak to more boat people Request authorization from employees Explain why boxing is unchristian Listen to […]

Xyzqwa has to test yet another lunk alarm.

Thanks to Llama, Lunchlady, Palindrome, and Dr_Punchy for participating. Featured in this weeks show: Xyzqwa is in Twitch prison We are setting up a fishing cruise to punish the listeners A guy gives us all of his friends numbers to us Asset Protection is going to trace my IP The bees have evolved Listen to […]

Xyzqwa is tasked with testing a lunk alarm.

Thanks to Dr_Punchy, Lunchlady, Palindrome, and Elky for submitting prank calls. Also thanks to Lunchlady, RBCP, and Dr_Punchy for submitting numbers. Featured in this weeks show: Xyzqwa is sick 🙁 Prank Call Contest April Fools Day quiz HOA calls Xyzqwa tests lunk alarms and tries to form a union Listen to live shows on Mixlr Follow […]

Thanks to Palindrome, Lunchlady, Hockeyman and Ned Featured in this weeks show: Submit your prank call contest submission here Xyzqwa is going to take 2nd place very soon Ned causes issues at a gas sation We give away free bikes A hotel can’t hang up Listen to live shows on Mixlr Follow me on Twitter at @XyzqwaShow Listen […]

Thanks to Lunchlady who appeared on the show and submitted numbers along with Dr_Punchy. Also, special thanks to Peter for donating! Featured in this weeks show: Helicopter tours/drug trafficking adventures Xyzqwa is a psychic Funny voicemail’s (xD) People call me and be rude Listen to live shows on Mixlr Follow me on Twitter at @XyzqwaShow Listen to […]

Thanks to Carl Sanders for the picture. Thanks also to Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy for providing numbers Featured in this weeks show: We talk about site hosting We take a bunch of calls We steal an idea from RBCP Xyzqwa discovers a Mexican call center Big shout out to Dr_Punchy for supporting the show Listen to live […]

Dr_Punchy decided to rile up a bunch of incoming callers, this is the result.

Here I am joined by Lunchlady, Palindrome, Snail, Edd, Hockeyman and feature a brief appearance from TheN and RBCP. Numbers brought to you by Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy. Featured in this weeks show: We sell (for free) cards Talk to some people who want to buy a free car We give away a free Ted Cruise […]

A man thinks the 1st amendment still exists and tries to talk to Xyzqwa’s supervisor, Lunchlady.

Thanks to Lunchlady and Hockeyman for coming onto the show. Thanks again to Lunchlady for numbers, also thanks to Raymond for donating and providing numbers. Also, a big thank you to Carl Sanders for helping me get a library card. Featured in this weeks show: Raymond helps us call Ireland Some scrawny guy tries to […]

Even a free TV has a price.

Joined by Hockeyman as co-host for a bit. Special thanks to Dr_Punchy, Lunchlady and Hockeyman for providing numbers. Featured in this weeks show: A really long political survey Kung Fu moves Macron’s show can be found at this link A man is scared of a vicious dog We anger some Donald Trump supporters Bathroom break video […]

Credit to Lunchlady for the picture and sending in numbers. Special thanks to Dr_Punchy and Palindrome for also providing numbers. Featured in this weeks show: We wait for Isaac to cause us problems (never happens) We contact people looking to get a free TV A man explains the economy to us A woman finds phone […]

Numbers provided this week by Lunchlady and Elky. Special thanks to Darkstranger for helping out. Also a big thank you to Bob Vance for coming on. Featured in this weeks show: Joe Biden wants some historic photos Xyzqwa is now a loser virgin who lives in his mothers basement Issac has a hot wife and […]

Xyzqwa doesn’t have enough time and has to count his pay while applying for a job.

Xyzqwa calls Lunchlady’s home and speaks to a rude individual.

A gas station has been scamming people, Xyzqwa calls in to get the latest scoop.

Special thanks to Lunchlady, Palindrome, and Carl Sanders for a great show. Joined by Trainwreck, his YouTube can be found here. Featured in this weeks show: We raid another Mixlr show Trainwreck joins us Xyzqwa gets on terrestrial radio We speak to a big jerk in New Jersey Listen to live shows at Mixlr Follow me on […]

Xyzqwa celebrates the New Years with a lunk alarm test.

Thanks to Dr_Punchy and Raymond for donating during the show! Also thanks to Carl Sanders, Lunchlady, and Palindrome for providing numbers. Featured in this weeks show: We raid other Mixlr streams Xyzqwa is upset with the gas station and the woman who works there Planet Fitness is catching on to our tricks A woman is told […]

A woman gets upset when she is called out for shop lifting a package.

Hockyman and Xyzqwa call in to test the lunk alarm.

Special thanks to Hockeyman for co hosting. Thanks to Luchlady and Hockeyman for providing numbers! Featured in this weeks show: We talk to American Girl Doll people again Hockeyman and Xyzqwa cause a ruckus at Planet Fitness The fixer reports a story for the local news Listen to live shows at Mixlr Follow me on Twitter […]

Jess Ka and Xyzqwa are stuck out side but a man won’t let us in.

Xyzqwa has a nice friendly chat with jolly old Santa Claus.

Numbers provided by Carl Sanders, Lunchlady, Darkstranger, and Dr_Punchy. Featured in this weeks show: Carl Sanders tries to spoil Star Wars Xyzqwa tries to hire elves to scare his six year old straight Reindeer are being sacrificed for the Sith A lady is upset that we caught her stealing our mail order steaks Listen to […]

Markus has been a bad boy, so Santa needs to talk to him.

This week I am joined by Jessa Ka and briefly joined by Luchlady, who also gives number along with Carl Sanders. Featured in this weeks show: We get to see the librarian that we are prank calling Santa talks to my son for me A man won’t open the door for us Xyzqwa advertises his […]

Lunchlady tells us that there is a suspicious man at Starbucks in the Fred Meyer. I call to confront him.

Numbers provided by Lunchlady and Carl Sanders. The prank call played during the show is located here. Featured in this weeks show: Xyzqwa jumps right into prank calls Fidel is an asshole We are in no rush to get our Christmas decorations up, even if it is after Christmas A man at Starbucks is hacking the […]

Nucmbers provided by Lunchlady, Carl Sanders, and Palindrome. Next week should be much longer. Featured in this weeks show: Happy birthday RBCP! We finally speak to the homework hotlines Starbucks is still not taking my shit Butterball won’t assist with my turkey problems A man refuses to service the Denver area because he is a […]

Thanks to TheN, Hung_Solo, Lunchlady, Carl Sanders, and Palindrome for helping out with the show. Video played can be found here. My friends Twitch page is located here. I hope you guys check him out, he’s a nice guy. Featured in this weeks show: We get right into the calls, no funny business Starbucks won’t apologize We meet […]

A special Saturday show because I wasn’t able to do a Friday one. Numbers submitted by Carl Sanders and Lunchlady, thanks guys! Featured in this weeks show: Xyzqwa does a Saturday show Windows 10 is an asshole and we spend a lot of time trying to fix it on the air A woman hates telemarketers […]

A man casts a spell of Xyzqwa’s microphone batteries after he refuses to reveal his name.