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Y'all Ever

by Starburns Audio

Y'all Ever is a big dumb show that believes you are not alone. Your life is relatable and your pain is relatable and comedian Hampton Yount wants you to know that. Every week he reads your embarrassing stories, your stories of struggle, your stories of mental illness and more, to let you know that you are not the only person going through it. There is also a lot of laughing, and stupidity, and Rage Against the Machine jokes, because Hampton is going through it too, and can only cope with it by talking about the year 1999. Come wit it now. Y'all Ever is the only relatable podcast.

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Episodes

  1. Y’all Ever Get Erect with Eric Andre?

    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2. Y’all Ever Change Your Life With Dave Schilling?

    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  3. Y’all Ever Spend the Holidays with John Candy?

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  4. Y’all Ever Jonestown with Jonah Ray?

    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  5. Y’all Ever Kry with Kyle Kinane?

    Patreon.com/yallever to support the podcast and get bonus episodes weekly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  6. Y’all Ever Get Scared with Dana Gould?

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  7. Y’all Ever Have The Best Time With Robin Tran?

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  8. Y’all Ever Stare at Some Water With Jamel Johnson?

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  9. Y'all Ever Talk With Billy Wayne Davis?

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  10. Y’all Ever Covered in Bees?

    Patreon.com/yallever for Bonus Episodes. Always feel free to write in to [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  11. Y’all Ever Escape Into Fantasy?

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  12. Y'all Ever Talk with Arnold Schwarzenegger

    We somehow are able to talk to the Man, the Myth, the Legend: Arnold Schwarzenegger. Write in to [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  13. Optimus Crime

    Such heroic nonsense. Write in to [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  14. The 4th Joker

    Somehow the best episode yet. Write in to [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  15. Y'all Ever Giggle with Mike Carrozza?

    I talk with my old CANADIAN friend Mike Carrozza (@mikecarrozza) about his new album and I swear the compulsive liars on the 10th season of Married at First Sight are truly magnetic and deserve their own shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  16. Y’all Ever Listen to Music?

    Georgea Brooks stops by and shows us the pursuit of happiness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  17. Y’all Ever Feel Like Throwing Up?

    I feel a little sick. Quick update about the open Spotify playlist on my artists page and (hopefully) episode tomorrow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  18. Y'all Ever Hang with Brooks Wheelan?

    Hampton chats with Brooks Wheelan (Saturday Night Live, Big Hero 6: The Series) about Iowa, JOE BIDEN, and MORE! Bonus episodes every week at Patreon.com/yallever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  19. Y'All Ever Hang with Christian Duguay?

    Christian Duguay (MadTV, The Dress Up Gang) sits in for a fun conversation about his brain. Bonus episodes every week at Patreon.com/yallever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  20. Y'all Ever Say Bye to Dave?

    Today, Dave says his goodbye to the show and now we (Hampton and Aristotle) are sad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  21. Midtown and Saga and a Big Big Announcement

    Hampton and Dave discuss their feelings on last week's homework -- Midtown and Saga -- and then drop a BOMB on the WORLD. (They talk about something that's very important them and perhaps you!!!!!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  22. Judge Dredd vs. The Ramones

    Hampton made Dave read Judge Dredd and Dave made Hampton listen to the Ramones and they battle to the death over it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  23. Y’all Ever Hang Out In Person?????

    Hampton and Dave were driven to recording in person by technical difficulties and it’s the happiest they’ve ever been. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  24. Y'all Ever A Victim of a Hate Crime?

    Hampton and Dave catch up about the state of the world and then read a listener's story about a zoom meeting getting bombed by nazis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  25. Y'all Ever Come Wit It Now?

    Dave and Hampton are back after a week off to get real dumb for just a minute during a global revolution. This episode is both. It is some very dumb jokes, and also a great deal of coming with it now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  26. Y'all Ever Say Goodbye to a Friend?

    Hampton and Dave remember Richard Bain. All the love to Richard Bain. Rest in peace, buddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  27. Y'all Ever Essential Kinda?

    Hampton and Dave talk about touching their friends hands, and how important it is to them, before reading a story from a listener about covid trapping them into cleaning five million pools a day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  28. Y'all Ever Get Banned?

    Hampton and Dave read some of your stories about getting banned from conventions. It turns out a lot of Y'all Ever fans have gotten band from a convention? Also some of them are reveling in quarantine. Hampton and Dave talk about that too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

  29. Y'all Ever Make Us Cry?

    A few weeks ago, Dave and Hampton read an email from a listener who dropped out of rehab and whose fiancee left them at the beginning of quarantine. This episode is the DRAMATIC CONCLUSION of that story. (Spoiler alert: it's wonderful.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  30. Y'all Ever Check In?

    Dave and Hampton check in with each other to make sure they're handling lockdown and career panic emotionally well and the truth is they're kinda freaking out!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  31. Y'all Ever Quit Drinking?

    Hampton and Dave call the quarantine protestors dumb and read some listener emails about quitting substance use during a pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  32. Y'all Ever Almost Buy a Sex Doll?

    Dave and Hampton go pretty riff-crazy this week. There was some pizza in there, and some murder, but the real highlight was System of a Down. This is a System-of-a-Down-heavy episode for SURE. They also read your stories, as always. This week featured stories of learning Korean and, of course,...

  33. Y'all Ever Date in Lockdown?

    Dave can't sleep and he has a zit, and he can't shut up about it. Hampton gives him some helpful hints about it. They read some messages from listeners that are literally successfully dating while in quarantine. Also some bidet mishaps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  34. Y'all Ever Start Rehab During a Quarantine?

    Hampton and Dave go through more of your Covid-19 stories. This week is all about having a stressful life, and then ALSO there is quarantine. Quarantine is painting everything in life with a fat stress brush. Hampton wears an American Flag as a shawl for this entire recording. Learn more about…

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  35. Y'all Ever Freak Out in a Grocery Store?

    Hampton and Dave read listeners' stories of dealing with quarantine and the most stressful groceries week in American history. Also, they discuss FREAKING OUT and how to prevent that and also that they have failed at preventing that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  36. Y'all Ever Panic in Quarantine?

    Hampton and Dave record remotely because of coronavirus quarantining! Social distancing, bro! You gotta do it! You also gotta podcast, though. You have to. They talk about feeling terrified of COVID-19, and feeling optimistic about life after, and about anxiety in general, and also about…

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  37. Y’all Ever Get Scared?

    Dave and Hampton share some stories about literally scaring yourself. Sure you thought someone scared you, but there was no one there, so no one else scared you, you scared yourself. Anxiety sucks dude. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  38. Goodbye Suicide Buddies, Hello Y’all Ever

    Dave and Hampton say goodbye. And hello! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  39. Y'ALL EVER

    WELCOME TO Y'ALL EVER?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  40. Interview with Erin Dewey Lennox

    Dave and Hampton catch up with their dear friend and fellow comedian Erin Lennox, then talk with her at length about the suicides she’s dealt with in her life, and about the process of coping with the suicide of a loved one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  41. ADOLF HITLER & KURT COBAIN

    Dave and Hampton finally talk about their heroes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  42. Adolf Hampton & Dave Hitler

    Hampton and and Dave have the trial of the century to see who is more like Kurt Cobain/Adolf Hitler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  43. Emails & Updates

    Dave & Hampton read some very nice emails and give some updates on the future of Suicide Buddies/Y'all Ever. Just like the title says. The title also sounds like Coheed & Cambria, Dave's favorite band. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  44. Are we even SUICIDAL anymore????

    Dave and Hampton have... ANNOUNCEMENTS. Also they talk about shitting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  45. BUT OUR EMAILS!

    Dave and Hampton sir and read through some of your emails this episode. It’s been a minute since they dug through the ol’ buddiesx3 account and you didn’t disappoint. Also Dave sings? What the fuck why Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  46. 3/11 Christmas 420

    Dave and Hampton talk shit about 3/11 for almost an hour and then Santa shows up. Happy Christmas, happy new year, it’s the third annual 9/11 Christmas 420 and even Jesus is stoned!!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  47. Mary Wilmerding

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  48. Pixar

    Dave and Hampton talk about suicide in Pixar movies and read a few of your suggestions of suicides in other cartoons! Also Supernatural... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  49. Interview with Georgea Brooks

    *IN HAMPTON'S BORAT VOICE* MY WIIIIFE is on the show! Dave and Hampton talk about antidepressants with the hilarious Georgea Brooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  50. David Phyall

    HAPPY DANKSGIVING! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Y'all Ever is a big dumb show that believes you are not alone. Your life is relatable and your pain is relatable and comedian Hampton Yount wants you to know that. Every week he reads your embarrassing stories, your stories of struggle, your stories of mental illness and more, to let you know that you are not the only person going through it. There is also a lot of laughing, and stupidity, and Rage Against the Machine jokes, because Hampton is going through it too, and can only cope with it by talking about the year 1999. Come wit it now. Y'all Ever is the only relatable podcast.

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How many episodes does Y'all Ever have?

Y'all Ever currently has 155 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Y'all Ever about?

Y'all Ever is a big dumb show that believes you are not alone. Your life is relatable and your pain is relatable and comedian Hampton Yount wants you to know that. Every week he reads your embarrassing stories, your stories of struggle, your stories of mental illness and more, to let you know that...

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Y'all Ever publishes regularly with 155 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.

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Y'all Ever is created and hosted by Starburns Audio.
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