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Yes Offense
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Yes Offense is a comedy podcast, created and hosted by stand up comedian, Alex Tomaselli. Every week, Tomaselli and other comedians riff and rant about everything and anything going on in the world they find interesting. *TRIGGER WARNING* This podcast will feature graphic language about sex, race, violence, and other subjects that should ALL BE TAKEN AS AN ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY!!! Also known as jokes. This is a comedy podcast so read the name again and if you don’t like it, you don’t have to listen. Enjoy!
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Cruising (feat. Bobby Sheehan and Ryhaad Carroll) | Episode 153 | Yes Offense podcast
The boys Bobby Sheehan’s and Ryhaad Carroll return to the pod to talk Epstein Island, getting kinky too soon, and we sing Otis Day and the TimeFollow these dudes @bobbysheehanlol@ryhaddcarrolCheck out Bobby’s podcast, The Before Hours podcast
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Only Identical Twins I Like (feat. Greg and Rob) | Episode 52 | Yes Offense podcast
The title says it all. Greg and Rob join the pod where I primarily go through every twin in cinema. It rules.Subscribe and tell a friend about the pod if you'd be so kindFollow Greg and Rob @gregandrob
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The GW of Comedy (feat. Alex Pischera and Dean David) | Episode 151 | Yes Offense podcast
Alex Pischera and Dean David return to pod again finally. We riff for about an hour, but I'm sure you'll find after the hour mark it gets far more interesting. A lot of comics would want something like this pulled, but I thing its important that everyone sees that people can disagree and even admit they might be wrong. Go see the boys at their weekly show, Aggressively Chill, Tuesdays in Brooklyn at Gold Sounds Bar@alexpischera@deandavid95 @aggesivelychillcomedy
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Wienersauce feat. Ryan O’Toole and Sam Litchenstein | Episode 150 | Yes Offense podcast
Ryan and Sam are back on the pod! We rant about how comics need to stop taking themselves so seriously and Sam is not good at basketball.Follow these dudes@itsryanotoole@thewanderingjew
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(Not) Showing Hole feat. Pete Angelo
It’s been like a year, but we’re back!Yes Offense returns with a recurring guest, Pete Angelo. We talk violent wrestling, Austin vs. New York City, and a bunch of other gay stuff.Episodes will be coming back every week.Thanks to everyone who stayed subscribed and if you're new. please subscribe now!Follow Pete at @metalpetecomedy on Instagram
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The Getting P**** Podcast feat. Michael Good and Ryan Peterson
The boys are back in town, baby! Michael good and Ryan Peterson return to the pod. Nuff said fr fr. Follow these dudes @michaelgoodcomedy and @mayanryan and check out Mike’s podcast, Morning Good podcast
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RidgeVegas feat. Mustafe Mussa and Jake Strom
Sorry for the hiatus, but we are back! Some of the young boys from Connecticut moved to the city recently so you know I had to get Mustafe Mussa back on the podcast with Jake Strom. It’s a wild episode. Subscribe, write a review, and tell your friends and also check out these dudes @coolguyhavingfun and @jakestromboli
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Separation of Frosting and Cake feat, Joe Gorman, Kelly Taylor, and Big T
It’s a wild episode this week. I stopped on over to Joe Gorman and Kelly Taylor’s place with my man Big T. After a bunch of edibles and donuts, we talk about a bunch of crazy nonsense as usual. Enjoy! Check these dudes out @joewgorman @hellothisiskelly @bittisbigpics. Also check out Kelly’s podcast, I Feel Fat Today and Big Ts cooking show, THC with Big T. And check out Joe and i’s new podcast, Super Selli Joes.
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The Subject of Kissing feat. Ryan Peterson and Ryhaad Carroll
These two dorks made it to the pod. We talk about race relations, Riyadh‘s dad, and why Riad doesn’t like kissing. Riyad really steers this episode into the ground. He doesn’t really, but you’ll see. Subscribe and tell a friend so race relations will get better in this country Follow these dudes @mayanryan and @ryhaadcarrol
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Flames Around the Head feat. Alaina Bamfield and Connor Mead
It’s another LADIES episode. Alaina Bamfield is back along with newcomer to the pod, Connor Mead. We talk about Lizzie McGuire, shaved heads, and a bunch of sex stuff as always. Please subscribe and tell other folks so I can meet Hilary Duff one day. Follow these 2 @alainabamfieldconedy and @connormeadian
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The Juneteenth Type feat. Declan Brooks and Trevor Gerald (AUDIO ONLY)
Sorry for no video this week guys! It’s still a hilarious episode, though! Declan Brooks came by along with a young buck in the game, Trevor Gerald. We recorded this on Juneteenth. That’s all you need to know. Follow these dudes @declanlovesmeatballs and @spacecadettrev
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Gallows Humor feat. Andy Malafarina and Miguel Silva
This week we got 2 new guests on the pod… again! Andy Malafarina and Miguel Silva are in the house to talk some craziness. We discuss redlining, going schizophrenic, and how the CIA had influenced all the bad things ever. Please subscribe and tell other folks so we can get big enough where the CIA tries to use us to destabilize the country. Follow these 2 @andymalafarina and @likekoolaid and check out their podcasts, “Dork Court” and “Panties in the Mouth,” “Drag the Lake” and “No More Heroes”
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W.A.G. feat. Sheri Ciprane and Brad Rickert
This week we got 2 new guests on the pod! Sheri Ciprane and Brad Rickert stop by to talk gross sex stuff mostly, being straight in Bushwick, and Sheri broke her pelvis in a crazy way Please subscribe and tell other folks so I can be straight in a better NYC borough Follow these 2 @sheribaby11 and @bradaintfunny and check out their show, The Pimp Daddy podcast
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Separation of Church and State, B**** feat. Mae Planert and Kelly Taylor
We got broads back on the pod baby!! Mae Planert and Kelly Taylor were nice enough to sit down and listen to my nonsense. We talk pyramid schemes, what “scenes” make movies great, and crimes we may or may not have committed. Please subscribe and tell a friend so I can stop maybe committing crimes. Follow these ladies @mae_planert @hellothisiskelly and peep their podcasts Risqué Business and I Feel Fat Today
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Stringer Bell Deserved It feat. Ryan O’Toole
Ryan O’Toole and showed up to gig once that ended up being canceled and ended up talking about The Wire for over an hour. That essentially happens here with some extra talk about Boston and New York. Enjoy! Check out my dude @itsryanotoole and his podcast, The Ryan O’Toole podcast
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Crack Party feat. Kevin Sanchez, Natalie DeCicco, and Blind Mike | Ep. 138 | Yes Offense podcast
We’re back at GAS Digital studio again with the homies, Natalie DeCicco, Blind Mike, and Kevin Sanchez. Kevin shows up late, we run long, and it was recorded the day it should have been posted. Please subscribe and tell a friend. I promise to get a grip on this shit. Follow my dudes @kevinsanchezvalid @nataliedecicco_edits @thatblindmike
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Takes of the Building feat. Stephen Bolles and Max Carney
Stephen Bolles and Max Carney both made their debuts in the pod this week. I met Max literally before he did the show and you can’t really tell because it’s such a hilariously fun episode. We talk fights, drugs, girls, all the regular nonsense. Please subscribe and tell a friend so I can do Rogan one day. Follow my dudes @mclonghair @mazcarney and check out Stephen’s special, “Stephen Bolles, Stephen Please” on YouTube
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Been Thru Some S*** feat. Joe Gorman
Joe Gorman return to the pod for a solo episode. We talk about comic book movies, cheating on our wives, and the meaning of life. Please subscribe and tell your friends about the pod so I can afford the rent that just got raised. Follow my dude @joewgorman and check out his other pod “Buff Boys”
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Dare from the Warking Dead feat. Dane Rothenberg and Ron Ervin
Dane Rothenberg is back on the pod along with Ron Ervin making his debut! we talk our obsession with certain video games, relationships with bigger women, and crazy unhealthy recipes. Sorry for the short hiatus. It’s been a weird few weeks. This episode really was a lot of fun though so hope you guys enjoy it. Please subscribe and tell your friends about the podcast so we can start a cult and resurrect Cthulhu Check out these dudes @dane.rothenbuerg @ronervin and check out their podcast, Bottom Text, available on anywhere you listen to pods
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Jamaican Scarface feat. Nick Carra and Ryhaad Carroll
Nick Carra blesses the pod with retiring guest, Ryhaad Carroll. We talk about shark fishing, moshing at rap concerts, and Katt Williams makes a guest appearance. Please subscribe, share, and tell your friends about the pod so we can get I. Shannon Sharp one day.
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Flags Without the L feat. Chris Faga
Took a trip deep into Brooklyn to meet up with Chris Faga for this episode! We talk a lot about comic books, old-school teachers, and how Johnny Quest is racist. Please subscribe and share this surround with your friends, so I can afford to drive into Brooklyn instead of take my bike. Follow this dude @chrisfrombkln and check out his podcasts, High Society Radio and Notes of a Goon.
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Jews For Kanye feat. Dean David and Alex Pischera
Dean David and Alex pisch return to the pod again! Dean had to leave about 36 minutes in but Alex and I wrap up the pod after figuring out some technical difficulties. We talk New Year’s Eve 2023, Saltburn, and taking your mom to a comedy show. Please share and subscribe wherever you listen and I’m so successful, someone tries to Saltburn me one day Follow these dudes @alexpischera @deandavid95 @aggressivleychillcomedy
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Another Hot Butter Case feat. Mike Recine
What up nerds! Mike Recine was kind enough to bless the pod this week. We’ve never really met, but that didn’t stop us from talking about going to the movies alone, our experiences with traveling in Italy, and the ole popcorn trick. Please share and subscribe wherever you listen so I can leave Bushwick one day. Follow Mike @mikerecinecomedy
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Yes Offense Ep. 129 featuring David Bakker, Alexis Ramirez, And Ryan Peterson
Stacked episode this week! We got David Bakker, Alexis Ramirez, and Ryan Peterson on the pod. It’s hilarious. Honestly, the holidays have been crazy and I completely forgot to clip or relished to this to figure out the description. I just remember having a great time recording this episode and laughing a lot. I think you will too. Please like share and tell your friends about the pod so one of you eventually subscribes. Thanks for real though.  Follow these dudes @davidbakker7 @asapabgry_ @mayanryan
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Truth or Daredevil feat. Michael Good and Paddy Dufino
Paddy Dufino is back along with the very funny Michael Good. We talk crazy Halloween costumes, bullying “the far right”, and Godzilla Minus One. Please share and subscribe or you’re a lame. Follow these dude @paddy_is_funky and @michaelgoodcomedy
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Melk feat. Joe Gorman and Kelley Taylor
This week Joe Gorman was nice enough to fill-in for a guest that dropped out along with the very funny Kelly Taylor. We talk about road gigs, crying during The Sopranos, and the manifestation of attractivenes. None of this is as serious as you think it is. Please follow these 2 @joewgorman @hellothisiskelly
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Fat Etiquette feat. Kevin Sanchez
My dude, Kevin said she has blessed the pod this week. We were supposed to have another guest, but Kevin really filled both spots. That’s not a pun on the subjects we talked about today, which were being fat, dating fat women, and our relationships with our mothers. Please like share and subscribe so we never have to date fat chicks again. Follow this dude @kevinsanchezvalid and check out the Doped Up podcast
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Conectidots feat. Zac Amico
When I recorded this, I was on the road with the very funny Zac Amico. We were up in Saratoga Springs, where we essentially went on a date, stayed at a very shady motel, and had ate like 10 years olds. All of this is documented in the pod amongst other hilarious nonsense. Follow this dude at @zacisnotfunny can you check out his podcasts Zac Amico’s Midnight Spook show and Real Ass Podcast
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The Journey feat. Sam Lichtenstein and Danny Fallon
Sam Lichtenstein and Danny Fallon joined the pod this week to make a special announcement!! We talk addiction, religion, and intrusive thoughts. It’s a wild one. Please subscribe and share the pod around, so the intrusive thoughts don’t come true. Follow these dudes and check out their sketches @thewanderingjewman @dannyfallonhaha
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The Keester Bunny feat. Matt Maran and Bobby Sheehan
Father Sheehan returns to the podcast along with legend, Matt Maren. That shows up late, so Bobby wraps for a bit, and then we finally get into a bunch of stuff about sex, wrestling, and being gay. Check out these dudes @realmatttmaran and @bobbyshehanlol
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Halloweening Off W**d feat. Natalie DeCicco and Gay Blind Mike
Natalie DeCicco and Gay Blind Mike return to the pod again! We try to figure out if there are non-horror Halloween movies, I explain how Italian beaches are different than ours, and we reveal the regrets we teased on our previous episode. It’s funny and sad. Also, the video dies like 10 minutes before the podcast ends so my bad. Please share and subscribe so that these regrets mean less and less overtime. Follow these 2 @nataliedecicco_edits and @thatblindmike
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It’s 14 in Italy feat. Robbie Goodwin and Joe Gorman | Ep. 121 | Yes Offense Podcast (Audio Only)
Audio only episode this time guys. Sorry for the inconvenience. I accidentally film this in 4K to eat up a lot of room on the camera. However, this week we got the very funny Robbie Goodwin and Joe Gorman on the pod. It’s very funny. I don’t think we noticed the videos fucked up until 40 minutes in so that’s the prime spots to listen to. Like, share, and subscribe, so I feel less bad about these mistakes. Follow these dudes @robbiegoodwin and @joewgorman
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Reverse Hitch feat. Gambit and Sid Floyd | Ep. 120 | Yes Offense Podcast
My two favorite rappers are back on the pod. Gambit and Sid Floyd met up with me when I doing shows in Connecticut. We talk about celebrity look-alike’s, messing with teachers in high school, and how to be more Zen. Please like share and subscribe, so I myself can be more Zen. Follow these dudes @gambitraps and @sid_floyd Also, check out Village in the Shed podcast
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Burning A F’ing G feat. Myles Toe and Lawrence Reese | Ep. 119 | Yes Offense Podcast
Miles Toe and Lawrence Reese joined the pod this week and holy shit. I barely get a word in because these dudes are so hilarious and wild that I just let them rock. We talk about barbershops, voodoo curses, and surprisingly on a more serious note, God. Please like share and subscribe so you too can be in Gods good graces. Follow these dudes @myles_toe and @lawrencereese
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SMATTISUH feat. David Klash and DC Williams | Ep. 118 | Yes Offense Podcast
David Klash returns to the podcast this week with a different face. Along with him is DC Williams. Together, we talk about what happened to David‘s face, getting suspended and expelled, and wide Blade rules. Subscribe, share, and tell your friends about the pod. If you don’t, I hope you get attacked just like David did. Follow these dudes @davidklash47 and @dcwilliamscomedy
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S*** Heavy Episode feat. Sarah Barnitt and Chloe Fimiano | Ep. 117 | Yes Offense Podcast
We got ladies back on the pod! Sarah Barnitt and Chloe Fimiano make their debut. We talk identical twins being weird, childhood fantasies that won’t go away, and how dudes suck sometimes too. Like, share, and subscribe to whatever so I can afford my nice apt. Follow these ladies @sarahbarnitt and @bae_romano
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Selli Me feat.Gay Blind Mike and Natalie Decicco | Yes Offense Podcast | Ep. 116
This week I went to Gas Digital Studios in New York City to do a podcast with the infamous Gay Blind Mike and Natalie Decicco. I'm writing this before listening to the episode so I forgot what we talked about, but these guys were some fo my favorite guests since I've moved to the city. Enjoy! GO follow them @thatblindmike @nataliedecicco_edits
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C*mfortable feat. Patrick Mckinstry and Mike Gray | Yes Offense Podcast | Ep. 115
Patrick Mckinstry and Mike Gray are both back on the pod. This episode I was up in Auburn Maine headlining one of my first out of state gigs. We ended up eating a shit ton of edibles and about the 40 minute mark, they really kicking so watch out for that. Also, about 20 minutes and there is a power outage, but that doesn’t stop us from having a great time. Like, share, and subscribe so that I can afford these trips, moving forward. Follow these dudes @patastic and @mike.gray.comedian
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The Down Low feat. Ilya Laskin and Bobby Sheehan | Yes Offense Podcast | Ep. 114
This week I had 2 hilarious new guests, Ilya Laskin and Bobby Sheehan. We talk about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat, aliens being real, and how slutty moms can be. Please listen, share, and subscribe where you can so I can afford drugs.
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3 Handsome Guys feat. Zack DiDinato and Ryan Peterson | Yes Offense Podcast | Ep. 113
My man, Ryan Peterson, just moved to NY so I had to get him on the pod again with newcomer to the pod, Zack DiDinato. We talk about seeing the Death Grips live, subway creatures, and how Ryan looks like Chris D’elia. Please like, share, and subscribe so we can get his big as Chris D’elia., without being predators. So maybe not as big. Follow these dudes @zack_didonato and @mayanryan
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It’s Lit-erature feat. Steven Wolff and Joe Gorman | Yes Offense Podcast | Ep. 112
This week Joe Gorman and Stephen Wolff dropped by the pod. We talked about which Ninja Turtle we would be, how Stephen had sex with his neighbor, and Joe constantly twists words make us look like sexual criminals. Please like, share, and write a review where you can so this can inevitably cancel us. Follow these dudes @joewgorman and @stevenwolff and checkout Joe’s podcast, Locker Room Talk.
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Just a Mermaid Guy feat. Andrew Manning and Jonathan Tillson | Episode 111
2 dudes I knew before we all had moved to NYC, Andrew Manning and Jonathan Tillson, are back on the pod. We talk bears, Jonah Hill, and E.T. porn. Again, something for everyone. Share, subscribe, and write a review where you can so we can date clout chasing surfer chicks. Follow these dudes @andrewmanthing and @jonathantillson. Also, check out John’s YouTube show with Alan Fitzgerald, “Explaining Things, on YouTube.
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Ep. 110: The Top Hat feat. Dean David
Dean’s back! The most reoccurring single guest returns to talk about the most important things in life like haggling with bodega workers, the new Spider-Man movie, and why he has “that look” in his eyes all the time. Like, subscribe, and write a review where you can so we can get some light back in our eyes. Follow this dude @deandavid95 and check out his show, Aggressively Chill, every Tuesday at Gold Sounds in Brooklyn, NY. Topics: Bic lighter, crimes, foose ball, sex, drugs, vampires. NYC, Spider-Man, movies, Marvel, DC, Pokémon, Emotions, Relationships, etc.
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Ep. 109: Corntown feat. Cooper Gavin
Cooper Gavin was passing thru NYC so you know we had to have him on the pod this week. We talk about our run ins with the homeless, King Kong vs Godzilla, and how we’d commit more crimes 100 years ago. Like, subscribe, and write a review where you can so we can commit more crimes in this time and get away with it. Follow this dude @coopedupconversations and check out his pod Cooped Up Conversations
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Ep. 108: The Duck Lady feat. Pete Angelo and Dave Sheehan
Pete Angelo and Dave Sheehan return to torture me by running every bit into the ground. We talk how Bop It was weird, how Howard the Duck was banging broads, and how Dave and Pete look like heads of the vampire and werewolf councils. Like, subscribe, and share so I can rid the world of these nocturnal creatures.
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Ep. 107: Sounds About White feat. Dane Rothenberg and Ryhaad Carroll
This week Ryhaad Carroll joins the podcast again along with newcomer, Dane Rothenberg. We talk about going to a gig in Connecticut, how to properly manscape, and how we thought Collin and Will Ferrel and Collin Farrell were brothers. Please share and subscribe where you can so I can someday make money off this. Follow these dudes @dane.rothenberg and @ryhaadcarroll
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Ep. 106: Digital Autism feat. Nick Viagas and Roey Rozen
What a wild episode! Nick Viagas and Roey Rozen bless the pod for the 1st time. We talk the serious issues like autism, sex trafficking, and adrenochrome. All things we are experts in. *cough* Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so our expertise is spread to the thinking world. Follow these dudes @nickviagas and @roeyrozen
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Ep. 104: Some People Need to Die feat. Ronnie Smith and UB Thomas
Ronnie Smith and UB Thomas join the pod this week. We talk about biking etiquette, the segregation of NYC comedy, and how 9/11 was the result of boredom. Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I don’t do gay stuff for money out here. Check these dudes @therealronniesmith and @ubthomas5th
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Yes Offense is a comedy podcast, created and hosted by stand up comedian, Alex Tomaselli. Every week, Tomaselli and other comedians riff and rant about everything and anything going on in the world they find interesting. *TRIGGER WARNING* This podcast will feature graphic language about sex, race, violence, and other subjects that should ALL BE TAKEN AS AN ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY!!! Also known as jokes. This is a comedy podcast so read the name again and if you don’t like it, you don’t have to listen. Enjoy!
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