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you dont have to be here

3 90's washouts talking about their week and other dumb things along the way

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    Talking shit and Angry mumbles

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.We do what we do best. And thats talking shit. IF someone showed up like they were supposed to, they would've had a chance to defend themselves.You can always rely on us to be ourselves. the constant thing you need in your life that doesn't change. You're welcome.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

  2. 26

    Getting bricked up with life

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.Hello there?! we are back, WE ARE BAAAAACK. We got busy with summer life and life in general. But worry not you listeners have always been in the back of my mind and have been waiting for the right time to come back into your lives. We explain it all and it will most likely make you laugh and question why you came back to listen to us. (thank you for coming back, i missed doing this)Listen and enjoy. I promise that we wont disappear for that long again. And always remember, "You don't have to be here, and neither do we". But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Sometimes you gotta....sometimes you don't

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.Whats really important? sushi, sleep, and showers.Tackle the hard questions this week and our love of classic anime cause we are 90's cats who grew up with toonami Fallen legends every year and Michael found a new way to poopYou don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

  4. 24

    The big 3 with 14 legends

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.Finally back. Long hiatus cause we had to. We fall back right into the shit...Fallen legends every year and Michael found a new way to poop.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    EP 1: Season 2 opener!!! Proving we are smart dumb

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.Season 2 opener. With special guest Lin and all her greatness. We have a reoccurring visitor throughout the episode and learn parenting styles. All you need to know is that we love shitty Asian food....yum yum yumYou don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode 20?: The season 1 finale

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.HEELLLLLOOOO. Season 1 is done. It felt right to end season 1 on this episode. Its 2 hours long and didnt want to chop it up. Thanks for listening all 10 of you....i know i have fun doing this and can assume the 2 others also enjoy this nonsense we spout most times. We are joined by a special guest again. And then joined by a surprised guest when Michael had other priorities....With out special guest we learn that we are smart and care for each other so much. SO MUCHYou don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode 19: Getting side tracked ramblings

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.Cant stay on topic. ADHD brains working overtime today.Ramblings and reminiscing.....such a great stroll down memory lanes You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode 18: We are ignoramuses

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.We are ignorant and it shows. We talk about stuff that we know nothing about. Please don't cancel us. Everything we say comes from a place of love and zero hate. I have a high curious level and might be the gayest one out of the 3 of us.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode 17: You made me this way

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.I am who I am. I wont apologize. Drinking and talking, its what life is about.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode 16: Baby tigers, Pee, and Anatomy

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.A day late but O well, still got and episode outHow to do things at your own risk, Peeing , baby tigers. Sprinkled with past war crimes we forgot.Bacons anatomy quiz ends in surprising results.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

  11. 17

    Episode 15: Unedited hiatus bitching

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.Cury is attacked and he defends himself and goes off the rails.  the unforced hiatus cause Cury wasn't feeling it and he gets called out on it. We also learn that bacon wears a tinfoil hat. Michael always picks the best questions...You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

  12. 16

    Fast and Furious life

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.We talk about the most important movies series ever. Cury basically knows the most about it, just saying....You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode 14: Drug sponsored balls of the secret hole

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.The on going adventure of our lives. Answering the questions that are burning in peoples minds. Protect you hairy butthole and think of all the options before you start taking Brazil nuts....You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode 13: Fat week and guys gossip

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.With special guest Lin we talk about the do and don'ts. I share my week and laugh about it. You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

  15. 13

    Drive by Spark notes of the lost episode

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.This week is a short one. Michael and bacon didnt notice the site we use crash and didnt record anything. So we basically did a sparknotes/ highlights of what we talked about this week You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode 11: Paralyzed loads and bad words

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.This week Cury edits the podcast. Blame Michael if its janky. And i think this is episode 11, might be 12. Im doing my best dammit We dive deep into what we are doing for the rest of the year. And answer the most important questions so far. You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode Ten: Micro Penis Hobbies

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together to complain about their weeks and answer important questions.How do you have game with a micro wiener? What if you could pee any solid? Cury also talks about banging parents again....You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode Nine: Post Nut Shame and Buff Bezos

    Send us Fan MailThree buddies get together  on a throw away week to talk smack and answer the important questions in life regarding topics such as; Post Vasectomy bloody loads, Shaving Rambo's jaw bones, Kung Fu Weiners, and Cury Complaining about Canadian Drivers.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode Eight: Banging Dead Animals

    Send us Fan MailFour idiots gather to answer the important questions in life after complaining for 12 mins about a failed fishing trip.We've all wondered who we'd pleasure if our partners and mothers swapped bodies, or about the morality of banging a dead animal. Would crows or spiders be the bigger jerk if they could talk?Today we found out that, if Cury could be the god of anything, he'd be the god of vagina's so he could generously gift them to those in need and smite those belonging to people who displease him.Mom, please don't listen to this episode.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode Seven: The Poo Episode

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's idiots get together this week to talk about tasting other people's farts, pooping yourself, animals without buttholes, coughing while on the toilet, optimum doodoo velocity, and world with horizontal butt cheeks. Please don't send us poo. You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode Six: Keep your butt clean

    Send us Fan MailFour buddies get together to bring you wisdom from the 90's on topics such as proper answers when your significant other asks about her hot friends, booty hygiene, consent with scar-jo if she were a dog, and urinating in kangaroo pouches. You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode Five: The Ballsack Episode

    Send us Fan MailFour buddies get together to make jokes you'll feel bad about laughing at. They also give advice about things like copulating with deaf chicks, Skydancer toys, why pooping feels good, pleasuring horses, and ripping open ballsacks.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode Four: All Boobs are Beautiful and Screaming Semen

    Send us Fan MailThree 90's pals get together in a basement to talk about and shed some advice on things like Male menstruations, Screaming Ejaculation, crackpipes sold in gas stations, Hennessy, and fighting chimpanzees to the death with Samurai swords.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode 3: Exploding Paraplegics and the Depression Lottery

    Send us Fan MailThis Week three buddies raised in the 90s get together to talk about stupid stuff like exploding paraplegics, the lottery, buff t-rexes, and if palm readers read your wiener veins.You don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode Two: Heidi's banana cream ring

    Send us Fan MailThree buddies get together in a garage to talk about nonsense and answer questions about Saruman's cock ring, banana cream pies, and Onlyfans. All sprinkled with BDG's drunk science factsSubmit questions or feedback [email protected] don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode one; Powdered tata milk, Boners and fortune cookies

    Send us Fan MailThree buddies get together in a garage to talk about nonsense and answer questions about boners, safety buying milk and believing in stuff.Submit questions or feedback [email protected] don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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    Episode Zero: The Dolphin Episode

    Send us Fan MailThree buddies get together in a garage to talk about nonsense and answer questions nobody wants to hear the answers to. Submit questions or feedback [email protected] don't have to be here, and neither do we. But please be here....We're here for you, kinda.

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3 90's washouts talking about their week and other dumb things along the way

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