Skip to content
PodParley
You Don't Look Like Your Picture podcast artwork

PODCAST · technology

You Don't Look Like Your Picture

by KW Simpson

Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect the misfortunes of online dating and hopefully form somewhat of an instruction manual on how to date online in the modern age. This is You Don't Look Like Your Picture.

Publisher-supplied feed metadata · PodParley refreshed Sep 14, 2026 · Source feed

Subscribe · 0 Bookmark

Episodes

  1. Episode 9: Porno Clowns

    Why are there so many tentacles?

  2. Episode 8: Masterscatting

    It's time to talk about that scap ba doop ba deep ba doo waaa.

  3. Episode 7: STDs

    Wheel of Diseases, turn turn turn turn. Tell me why my pee always burns.

  4. Episode 6: Stereotypes

    What category are you? How does being different from the norm affect your dating life? Why does that Gap dressing room look so appealing? KW and Shilo explore and debunk the many stereotypes that surround lifestyles on all sides of the sexual orientation spectrum.

  5. Episode 5: Stalking

    Shilo has joined the circus, "cyber crime" is the new "cellar door" of the English language, technology is scary, and Thomas Edison was a witch. KW and Holly get serious about a scary topic in online dating and dating in general: Stalking.

  6. New Years New Tears

    One woman, one night, and a whole lotta Mmmbop. It's 2019 and let's face it, we barely made it. But we walk away with a valuable lesson: Yakety Sax goes with everything.

  7. My Little Podcast: Friendship is Boundaries

    It's the end of the year and we put down the phone to talk more about the reality of friendships and relationships in real life. Because in the end, people aren't just a bio and six pictures.

  8. Episode 4.5: Interview With A Ghost

    Holly and Shilo switch roles this week ghosting wise and KW catches Shilo up on what we all talked about in the last episode...or at least he tries to. This “minisode” ended up being an entire episode of KW trying to keep Shilo on topic. Shilo bears it all and can barely pay attention on this...

  9. Episode 4: Ghosting

    Shilo ghosting us this week has us thinking: What do you do when your match just cuts contact with you out of nowhere? KW dishes on his latest date with a YouTube celebrity and Holly cringes at the thought of dating her ex’s dealer.

  10. Episode 3: Hosting

    Holly Low joins the fight as we scramble to clean the house before our hookup gets here.

  11. Episode 2: Meetups

    Are you ready to meet a complete stranger you met online?

  12. Episode 1: Introductions

    We all have to start somewhere, and it turns out a lot of people online can't figure out how to simply say "Hello".

Type above to search every episode's transcript for a word or phrase. Matches are scoped to this podcast.

Searching…

We're indexing this podcast's transcripts for the first time — this can take a minute or two. We'll show results as soon as they're ready.

No matches for "" in this podcast's transcripts.

Showing of matches

No topics indexed yet for this podcast.

Loading reviews...

ABOUT THIS SHOW

Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect the misfortunes of online dating and hopefully form somewhat of an instruction manual on how to date online in the modern age. This is You Don't Look Like Your Picture.

HOSTED BY

KW Simpson

CATEGORIES

technology

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does You Don't Look Like Your Picture have?

You Don't Look Like Your Picture currently has 12 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is You Don't Look Like Your Picture about?

Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect...

How often does You Don't Look Like Your Picture release new episodes?

You Don't Look Like Your Picture has 12 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to You Don't Look Like Your Picture?

You can listen to You Don't Look Like Your Picture on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.

Who hosts You Don't Look Like Your Picture?

You Don't Look Like Your Picture is created and hosted by KW Simpson.
URL copied to clipboard!