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You Have To Laugh

by Michelle Patterson and Beth Rohman

Fabulous storytellers tell short, hysterical stories with hosts, Michelle Thornberry Patterson and Beth Rohman. Cuz laughter is good medicine!

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Episodes

  1. Mary Luker Has A Gas

    Mary Luker & Kimberly Robinson join Beth and Michelle to tell a gaseous tale from Mary's youth and things digress from there.

  2. Sibling Stories

    Michelle's brother, Darren Thornberry, is back! He and Michelle spend a good twenty minutes telling horrible stories about each other.

  3. One Year Podcast Anniversary - with secret guest!

    We have made it to our one year anniversary! Tune in as we give shout outs to our top three podcast guests and report amazing international listener stats. And then, the best part: our secret guest, the winner of the most listened to podcast title for our first season!

  4. Jon Vidaurri & Halloween High Jinks

    Here's another Jon Vidaurri story from the basement sessions. Tune in to find out what REALLY BAD kids do on Halloween.

  5. Mary & Beth Go To The ER

    This week, our dear friends, Mary Luker and Kimberly Robinson stop by the studio to recall a time when Mary needed a trip to the ER and Beth was there to help??

  6. Beth Goes To Jail

    As we are nearing a year of podcasting, we have saved the BEST story for now. Guys. Beth went to jail. For real. Find out why, where and how she got out in this last session taken from "the basement sessions."

  7. Slip 'N Slide

    Another episode from the "basement series" where Beth warns us all of the dangers of slip 'n slides.

  8. Darren Thornberry - Adventures in Vasectomy

    Michelle hosts solo for the first time as her brother, Darren, recounts an eventful vasectomy and and even more eventful vasectomy reversal. You'll have a ball.

  9. Barry Patterson & The Flaming Guitar

    Here's another keeper from the "Basement Sessions"! Michelle's husband, Barry, tells a hot tale from his younger, be-mulleted years, when he also did not have a fully developed pre-frontal cortex.

  10. Car Trauma

    Beth and Michelle recount stories of automotive trauma for your entertainment.

  11. Jonny V & The McRib

    Join Beth and Michelle, along with special guests, Jon and Kim Vidaurri, as they bear witness to Jon's tale of a deep and moving experience with a McRib.

  12. Kid Stories

    Beth and Michelle spitball kid stories and the topics rapidly deteriorate to nudity, bodily fluids and not knocking before you open your mom's bedroom door. Turns out, impromptu kid stories are a slippery slope.

  13. APRIL FOOL'S STORIES

    In preparation for the upcoming April Fool's Day, Beth and Michelle trade stories of pranks done TO them and BY them. (Beth is the winner?)

  14. Outlaw Grandparent Fables

    Beth kicks this episode off by narrating a historical family fable that is literally too dark to be believed. Michelle responds with Grandparent prank stories of her own.

  15. Russell Thornberry

    Russell Thornberry tells a heart stopping tale of adventures in anesthesia. Around here, we think life threatening situations are reaaaaallll funny.

  16. Sharleen Thornberry

    Sharleen Thornberry tells two sanguine tales: a toothpaste mishap and a drug mistake. Beth and Michelle find it all entirely relatable.

  17. Elliott Patterson

    Michelle's son, Elliott, recalls two hysterical stories: one childhood "trauma" via swimming lessons and a gut buster from his days playing high school football.

  18. First Ever Christmas Special!

    You Have To Laugh's very first ever Christmas Special Bonus episode! Beth and Michelle get real about what this season has been like for them and then trade chuckle-worthy stories of Christmases past. Get yourself a cup of whatever is getting you by and settle in for a rare extended length...

  19. Dalton Lane

    Our fabulous guest, Dalton Lane, tells a "Jackass-ish" story of an epic prank he engineered and subsequently dodged the blame for.

  20. Beth Gets Kicked Out (by Michelle)

    Beth recounts a devastating story about being kicked out of where she was living (by Michelle) and the therapeutic dramatic re-enactment that ensued. This episode also includes a parenting story that you gotta hear!

  21. Thanksgiving Is For Turkeys

    In this bonus Thanksgiving episode, Beth and Michelle (your very own turkeys) both have hysterical stories of family holiday antics. Parties and unintentional inappropriate behavior are served up right alongside the mashed potatoes.

  22. Michelle Unrenews Her Vows

    Michelle tells a disastrous international tale of a vow renewal gone wrong. Beth laughs at her and near her.

  23. Russell & Sharleen Thornberry

    Our very first guest storytellers are Russell & Sharleen Thornberry. In this episode, Russ & Shar serve up back to back hilarious stories about heart failure and "to resuscitate or not to resuscitate". We promise, it's funny. These two are master storytellers and also...Michelle's parents.

  24. Beth & The Hairbrush

    Beth tells a tale of love and hair brushing and the subsequent fallout. Michelle just sits there wheeze laughing.

  25. Episode One - Why Are We Even Doing This?

    Beth Rohman and Michelle Patterson launch their new short, comedy storytelling podcast. Hear them tell you why they are even bothering and how you can be a guest!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Fabulous storytellers tell short, hysterical stories with hosts, Michelle Thornberry Patterson and Beth Rohman. Cuz laughter is good medicine!

HOSTED BY

Michelle Patterson and Beth Rohman

Produced by Michelle Patterson, Beth Rohman

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Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does You Have To Laugh have?

You Have To Laugh currently has 25 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is You Have To Laugh about?

Fabulous storytellers tell short, hysterical stories with hosts, Michelle Thornberry Patterson and Beth Rohman. Cuz laughter is good medicine!

How often does You Have To Laugh release new episodes?

You Have To Laugh is no longer actively publishing new episodes, but the existing catalog remains available.

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Who hosts You Have To Laugh?

You Have To Laugh is created and hosted by Michelle Patterson and Beth Rohman.
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