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You Schmooze You Lose: In the Beginning There Was Rhythm
Initially DJ Motherfucker had a complete set planned after (another) long hiatus from Schmoozing. However sometimes exigent circumstances arise. In this case the shocking and incredibly sad death of Arianna Forster, better known as Ari Up, lead singer and founding member of The Slits. The Slits...
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You Schmooze You Lose: Eighties
DJ Motherfucker has sold out. It's Eighties Night here at the Schmooze! One catch though: No Soft Cell, New Order or 99 Luftballoons. Tonight's mini Schmooze will also be free of drunk sorority girls and that guy you had sex with a long time ago who is now overweight. So take a seat and reminisce...
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You Schmoze You Lose: Don't Ask Me To Dance
It's a well known fact that we here at the Schmoozer need a bit of alcoholic encouragement when it comes to dancing. Of course, there are those moments when your DJ has been alone and could easily be caught sober and dancing on the hardwood floors...but that's not for your eyes. This installment…
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You Schmooze You Lose: Raus mit den alten...
Due to changing times and transitory longings, your DJ has been doing a bit of housekeeping here at the Schmoozer. The dusty sets that put this train wreck into motion have been stored safely in the blogosphere for posterity's sake; think of it as throwing your old lover's records out the window...
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You Schmooze You Lose: Cry Tough
In the real world, Miss Motherfucker knows more than one DJ who specializes in spinning the rude sounds of Jamaica way. But your DJ is not one to name drop. Inspired by an upcoming weekend of attending back-to-back gigs with set lists like dirt as well as the impending Summer swelter, tonight we...
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You Schmooze You Lose: Punk is Smart
Well well well. After weeks upon weeks of neglect, DJ Motherfucker is back and she's here to make a point. Recently your DJ was reflecting on a conversation she had a while back in a dead city with an equally dead compatriot. He said something along the lines of how punk rock had never appealed…
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You Schmooze You Lose: Egalitarian Tyranny
DJ Motherfucker may rule the program with an iron lung, but every once in a while she feels slightly selfless. This set is an example of one of those rare moments. We here at the Schmooze are proud to introduce your guest DJ for the evening, The Staff of Ra. The selections submitted tonight were…
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You Schmooze You Lose: Jeremy's Iron
This installment of You Schmooze, You Lose is a mash-up of neo garage and old favorites. Your DJ is out of her slump and ready for action. Tonight's lineup will do the same for you, consensually or forcefully. So let's dust off the turntable and start spinning. You Schmooze, You Lose: An…
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You Schmooze You Lose: The Podcast Is Unknown
Do you like party liquor? Do you like purdy womerns? Did you just spend thirty years in prison? Then this mini Schmooze is right up your alley, yeah yeah. This podcast may be straight form Hell, but this set will save your soul from that rock and roll hippie mess. Fresh from the trunk of a...
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You Schmooze You Lose: The Prodigal DJ
After a three week hiatus, your DJ has returned from the murky depths. She has regrouped and is ready to sling her aural assault in your general direction. I have missed you, heathens. Have you missed Miss Motherfucker? No matter, we don't have time for reminiscing. The songs compiled for this…
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You Schmooze You Lose: Late Night
For this segment of You Schmooze You Lose, your DJ is getting back to business. The aural annihilation you've come to love has returned with a vengeance. This will not be an easy set to endure, but trust me...you will be a better person afterward. Or worse. You Schmooze, You Lose: An Imaginary DJ...
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You Schmooze You Lose: Love Your Little Ways
You Schmooze, You Lose: An Imaginary DJ Set By Jennie Willis Maybe it's the head cold, maybe it's the champagne your DJ has been nursing all night, but inspiration struck. A break from schmoozing was in the cards, but suddenly Miss Motherfucker was overcome by the desire to broadcast a rather...
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You Schmooze You Lose: Mondo Garage A-Go-Go
This mini Schmooze is devoted to thee manna from heaven known as Garage Rock. No write-ups for this segment, as I could go on all night. The music speaks for itself, switchblade in hand and boss engine revving. If you can't dig these tunes, then get the fuck away from my DJ booth. You Schmooze…
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You Schmooze You Lose...the beginings
You Schmooze, You Lose: An Imaginary DJ Set By Jennie Willis During a recent exchange on Facebook, Ashlee Elfman and myself were trying to figure out what one needed to do in order to become a DJ. We both figured that a lot of schmoozing was involved, something neither one of us is really capable...
About this show
Willkommen. You Schmooze, You Lose: the East Coast version. You can anticipate songs you've never heard of, songs you dream of, and songs you should avoid if you are pregnant or taking an MAOI.
Hosted by
Jennie Willis
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