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You Shall Not Pass Go

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Dave rips into the world of table top, giving you his unique views on various games from tried and true standards like Monopoly to modern beasts likes Magic and D&D. He'll cover it all on "You Shall Not Pass Go", part of the "Geekade" network.

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  1. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 50: The End

    Summary The final episode of YSNPG! Alex joins Dave to chat about MtG Arena, Falcon & The Winter Soldier, Mortal Kombat, and Disney World. Look forward to a brand new podcast starring this awesome duo called "DnA: Nerdblooded", coming soon! Email Me and I'll shout you out on the show! Show Notes...

  2. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 48: Darkside & Darksaber

    Summary Alex is back again to talk about everything related to Star Wars! Joins us for a deep dive adventure into a galaxy far away. Email Me and I'll shout you out on the show! Show Notes Star Wars. All the Star Wars. Social Stuff Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube Tumblr Twitch Website Contact...

  3. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 47: The Original Darksaber

    Summary Alex, aka Twitch's Darksaber, joins Dave on this adventure talking about Box One, Commander Legends, Alex's D&D game, Baldur's Gate 3, and the Mandalorian! Email Me and I'll shout you out on the show! Show Notes Box One Commander Legends Baldur's Gate 3 The Mandalorian Social Stuff…

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  4. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 46: Creepypasta

    Summary Knee deep in quarantine, a random return of our hero just in time for Halloween! Email Me and I'll shout you out on the show! Show Notes Tabletop Simulator Avrae: D&D Beyond Discord Bot Magic Legends Secret Lair Drops Pokemon Black Creepypasta Social Stuff Facebook Twitter Instagram…

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  5. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 45: DUNGEON MASTER RICK

    Summary First YSNPG of 2020! Dave rambles on about getting smacked by your own MtG deck, Theros Beyond Death, Exploding Kittens, Jackbox Party 6, TIME Stories Madame, and D&D Vs Rick & Morty! Email Me and I'll shout you out on the show! Show Notes Theros Beyond Death Spoilers Exploding Kittens...

  6. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 44: Physically Draining; Socially Entertaining

    Summary First on his new adventure, Dave rambles on about the current state of Commander Magic and possibly releasing the "cowboy" format to the masses. Then Dave goes on to the pains of adulting while trying to get gaming groups together and he has a brilliant idea for a new app! Seriously, it's...

  7. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 43: A Thousand Lives in a Thousand Lifetimes

    Summary The end of an era as Cengiz departs YSNPG and Dave begins an all new, all different YSNPG! On his new quest, Dave is joined by Rocco as they discuss the allure of LARPing, give some pointers on what makes a good RPG experience vs an bad one, and round it out by reminiscing on the…

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  8. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 42: They Actually Made This

    Summary Jump Scare! Didn’t expect a YSNPG episode but out of nowhere we’re back! On this episode Dave and Cengiz catch up on a few Magic sets, talk about New York Comic-Con, gaze in awe of Wendy’s official RPG, and cap it off with tips on how to make your tabletop game spookier! Email us and…

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  9. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 41: Reading With Your Ears

    Dave is back from Ireland so your heroes are back to cast! This episode they talk about an old system back again and a new system they only just found out about. Also in this episode Dave shares a handy tool for your Gloomhaven games and then finish with some Commander Talk! Email us and we’ll...

  10. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 40: The Mercer Effect

    In this episode of YSNPG our heroes dive deep into Magic’s most recent set that’s making waves, Modern Horizons! Also in the realm of Magic, Dave goes into Mythic Edition’s ups and downs and Cengiz talks about D&D’s event of the year, "The Descent". Finally they round out with a review of the...

  11. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 38-39: The Double Episode

    Due to a kerfuffle we missed April but hey that means you get a double episode which may or may not be the normal length of one of our episodes! Are we mad with power? Possibly. Otherwise enjoy our recap of PAX East, War of the Spark, and some The Magicians talk! Email us and we’ll shout you out…

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  12. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 37: Getting Older

    In the inaugural episode of their fourth year, Dave and Cengiz cast of the shackles of their previous format and take things to a more conversational tone! They talk about what they’ve been playing, recent events in their lives, and of course some news about Magic and D&D. Leave feedback on the…

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  13. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 36: Dengie Awards, Number 2!

    Here it is, the second annual Golden Dengie Awards! Or as our boys call it, the great number 2! Listen for Cengiz & Dave's opinions one all things Magic, D&D, and Board Games of 2018. Email us and we’ll shout you out on the show! Time Stamps MTG - 0:00 D&D - 46:00 Board Games - 1:35:00 Show Notes...

  14. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 35: Cengiz Unplugged, Again

    This month Cengiz returns and is back with a plethora of PAX Unplugged experiences. Before that in a leaner month for news we have some Ravnica Allegiance spoilers and Wizards is investing tons of money into e-sports. On the D&D side of things we have our regular run down of Unearthed Arcana and...

  15. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 34: The Monologue

    This month, we only have one hero to storm the tide of the holiday season. First a breakdown of Ultimate Masters, and the MtG Holiday Gift Guide. Next, Guildmasters Guide to Ravnica, book reviews, and D&D Holiday Gift Guide. Rounding out the end, a review of We Didn't Playtest This at All and the...

  16. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 33: Falling Back Into the Groove

    This month our heroes talk the newest set Guilds of Ravnica, issue a challenge to their listeners, and struggle to keep up with MtG Arena. In Dungeons and Dragons, Dave leads two groups in a heist, they both talk about their D&D Beyond experience, and finally Dave realizes the book turned rarity…

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  17. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 32: The Lost Halloween Special Part 1

    Happy Halloween...2017! That's right, our lost episode of D&D from last year finally makes its debut for this year's 31 days of Halloween! This is part 1 of the special. Email us and we’ll shout you out on the show! Social Stuff Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube Tumblr Twitch Website Contact Us

  18. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 32: The Lost Halloween Special Part 2

    Part 2 of the Lost Halloween Speical from 2017, just in time for this year's 31 days of Halloween! Email us and we’ll shout you out on the show! Social Stuff Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube Tumblr Twitch Website Contact Us

  19. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 31: I Heard You Liked Ravnica...

    In this episode our heroes talk about all things Ravnica, Commander 2018, some artists' have a bad day, and Dave does too! Next, we heard you liked Ravnica, so we put some Ravnica in your Ravnica, so you can D&D while you Ravnica. Finally, we end with some Sheriff of Nottingham and the Gaia...

  20. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 30: Death & Taxes

    In this episode our dynamic duo speculate on the upcoming Commander set, talk about the nefarious card sharks buying out old cards, and the tarifs affecting our MTG neighbors to the north! In Dungeons and Dragons Cengiz regales David with a homebrew class, the story of a campaign gone wrong, and...

  21. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 29: The Jewel of the Desert

    This Month our heroes go through M19, trash the global decks, and talk about some epic pulls! Then they move on to the monthly dose of Unearthed Arcana, following with another round of random NPCs. They finish of the adventure with reviews of Recoil and Boss Monster - plus a hidden surprise...

  22. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 28: Extra Medium

    This Month our heroes return to a twice visited plane, talk about Planeswalkers from another country, and go over the doubly surprising Battlebond. In Dungeons and Dragons they look at races that are only half humanoid and the wizard Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes. Finally in board games our sleuths...

  23. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 27: A Fistful of McGuffins

    This month our heroes go through the plane of Dominaria, talking about the new set, when it’s coming to MTG Arena, and their general thoughts. In the realms of Dungeons and Dragons we look at Unearthed Arcana and turn heroes of Marvel to heroes of Faerun. Last but not least we review the “role...

  24. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 26: Monster Manual Rick

    This month Dave and Cengiz look at new mechanics in Dominaria, Dave describes how the newest beta of MTG Arena is shaping out, and they both promise to watch an interview. Then our heroes don their best impressions and tell tales of randomly generated monsters! Finally Dave gets Cengiz hyped for...

  25. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 25: Mordenkainen & the other Masters of Magic

    This month our heroes are swarmed with magic announcements, look at some challenger decks, and drool over Masters 25 spoilers. Next our heroes encounter familiar D&D characters Mordenkainen and Drizzt, following up with a dive into this month's Unearthed Arcana. Lastly, our heroes complete their...

  26. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 24: The Dengie Awards

    This month Cengiz does story speculation, our heroes talks about Cengiz’s new commander decks, and they go over MTG’s newest set Rivals of Ixalan. Then, staying in Ixalan, Dave and Cengiz talk about the newest MTG D&D supplement, a trio of subclasses in Unearthed Arcana, and discuss the state of...

  27. You Shall Not Pass Go Extra: Planet Of The Ick 2

    In the second part of this ongoing adventure, Allubris explores the city of Thelassa. He meets several important figures, discovers a new species of "dog", and undergoes a trial of the goddess. Social Stuff Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube Tumblr Twitch Website Contact Us

  28. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 23: A Bright New Year

    This month our heroes Dave and Cengiz open up the hood of Unstable, analyze recent controversies and what Wizard’s has to say, and briefly touch on the Dominaria preview. Afterwards they flip through the most recent Unearthed Arcana, tell tales about their recent D&D sessions, and review the new...

  29. You Shall Not Pass Go Extra: Planet Of The Ick

    Rocco joins Dave again for another D&D adventure! This is the beginning of an ongoing campaign in which Dave’s trademark hero Allubris is transported to an island of mystery. Al is hunted by creatures of unusual nature and deftly avoids the worst fate of all – the ICK. Social Stuff Facebook…

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  30. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 22: Cengiz Unplugged

    This month Dave and Cengiz talk about their strategies during their recent Iconic Masters Draft, flip out over From the Vault: Transformed, and gripe about the problem with Modern. Next they comb through Xanathar’s Guide to Everything, Cengiz tells Dave about the RPG’s he picked up, and finally...

  31. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 21: My Best Friend's A Slime Monster

    After a spooky Halloween, Dave and Cengiz sit down and dive into the Merfolk vs Goblins duel deck and appreciate cards that have saved them in a pinch. Next, they do talkbacks for the most recent D&D sessions they were a part of and with Xanathar’s Guide on the horizon they talk about class…

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  32. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 20: Fear And Frights In The Forgotten Realms

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  33. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 19: Leaks And Tweaks

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  34. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 18: Keep Calm And Summon Pactblade

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  35. You Shall Not Pass Go Extras: Big Trouble In Little Leafshadow

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  36. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 17: An Embarrassment of Liches

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  37. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 16: Improving And Improvisation

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  38. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 15: New Card Smell

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  39. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 14: Logan's Run

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  40. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 12.2: Anniversary Special - D&D

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  41. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 13: Dungeons of the Past, Stories of the Future

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  42. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 12.1: Anniversary Special - Magic

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  43. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 11: May Be Dangerous For Your Moral Health

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  44. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 10: A Magical Holiday Special

    To Sum It Up: Happy Holidays from YSNPG! On this special episode, our heroes are joined by a party of adventurers as they discuss all things Magic the Gathering – from their thoughts on Commander 2016, to their favorite cards, their least favorites cards, and what they look forward to in the new...

  45. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 9: Down With The Sickness

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  46. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 8: Speaking Of Segues

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  47. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 7: From the Vault: Bore

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  48. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 6: Hardcore Connect Four

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  49. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 5: Collateral Damage With A Very Non-Productive Guest

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  50. You Shall Not Pass Go Episode 4: The Finger Thing

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Dave rips into the world of table top, giving you his unique views on various games from tried and true standards like Monopoly to modern beasts likes Magic and D&D. He'll cover it all on "You Shall Not Pass Go", part of the "Geekade" network.

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