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You Wouldn't
by Will Gibb, Pat Clifton
Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Girthy Rambler
Will has a nightmare Air BnB and bombed his comedy special. They bust myths we got told by our parents. Ogescars 2026 Theme Messina Flavours Zach Bryan Will Bombed His Comedy Special Shit Air BnBs The Rambler’s Broken Again Busting Urban Legends Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for…
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Boober Eats
Will and Pat recap Will’s huge aura loss at the Hunger Games premiere. Is Amy Shark getting trolled? Hunger Games Premiere Flight Home Poem Pat’s Bali Shoes “Hey Dude” Guy Amy Shark Soda Stream Boober Eats Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content,...
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Will wrestled a baby on his flight home
Will is back from America and on another rant. What sauce deserves on each meal? Will Wants to Fight A Baby Sauces Polar Bears in Antarctica House Chore Tier List Death Penalty Fail BBC Pat’s Outfits Ash Dyke is Underwhelming Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces…
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Pregnancy is hard
The boys reflect on the lowest lows of the campervan tour and Ash Dyke gets dropped in the Congo. Skit Club Haunted House Disney Merger Tour Troubles Ash Dyke’s in the Jungle Melbourne Podcast Controversy Pregnancy Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of...
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Kyle Faces His Punishment
Pat recaps the NRL GF, Will is at home in LA and Kyle makes a drunken promise again. Pat Went to Noah Kahan Rooster Win GF Will’s in LA Will’s New Best Friend Erewhon Rye NYC Kyle Promises A Listener Tickets Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live...
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Beggars Can Be Choosers
Willy G helps out the homeless in NYC and Pat goes to the NRL GF. Will’s Homeless Guy Dilemma Grand Final Vox Pop Influencer Event Improv The Rambler is Back UFC Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for...
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Orgasms in the Congo
Pat and Will break down Ash Dyke going into the Congo Basin and Pat marinates in his own fart. Will Flying Tickets on Sale Fart Marinating Ziplock Animals You’d Fall in Love With NRL Grand Final Asking for a Photo Improv Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended…
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Are we in the wrong industry?
Will contemplates corporate life and Pat was beefing with someone in Eastgardens carpark. Pat’s on the ciggies Facebook Group Flaming Will Tuna Beefing at Eastgardens Corporate Lunch Time HR Improv New Phone AI Race Last Teen Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended...
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Playing Hard to Get w/ Liam Moore and Tessa Reid
Liam and Tessa come on the pod, reacting to Liam’s strip show, exposing his sleeping jeans and how they met. Hygiene Circ Update Liam and Tess Origin Story Impractical Jokers 5 Rules of Life Sleeping in Jeans Reality TV Shows Liam’s Upcoming Fight Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra...
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Pat found himself in Bali
P Clitty is back from his ‘transformative’ trip to Bali and Will had his best day ever. Bali Villa Tour Will’s Best Day Ever Cyclists Shit Golfers Jetstar Pat’s Bday Plans Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much...
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Hell Day
Will thinks he can survive Hell Week and Pat ranks his nightmare holiday situations. AFM Applications Fairbairns Callout Cyclists House Features Blind Ranking Manyana Incident Hell Week Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much...
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Patquit Quitfton
Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game. Coco and Bean Movie Guessing Game Pat’s Spaghetti Bolognese Take Will’s Childhood Quiz Investment Banking Debating Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and...
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Raygun and Glory Holes
Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes. Will’s Banking Nightmare Papua New Guinea Croc Lamp Store Pat’s a Real Estate Agent Glory Holes Raygun Grounding Niche Things We Can’t Live Without Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra…
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Our biggest aura loss
Will and Pat reveal their biggest aura losses and rank the top 5 Sydney crowning jewels. Aura Loss Centennial Park Fishing Top 5 Sydney Crown Jewels Pinocchio Will Tried to Hug a Random Self Confidence Rich People Hobbies Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of...
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We Are Cucks
Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English. Will Swearing at the Pub Steve Irwin TV Special Union Jack Free Parking Old Woman Banking Improv Singers Falling Through the Stage The Universal Empathy Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra…
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Hippos Aren’t Dangerous
Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks. Quite and Quiet Blind Ranking Random Things White and Gold Dress Outer Banks New Season Hippos Will’s New Pet Hotlines Whisper Man Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams,...
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“Hey, anyone wanna dock?”
Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island. Who Invented Butt Chugging? Docking 56 Days Dolly Parton Nepal Disaster GTA 6 Sneak Peek Pat Wants To Buy an Island Melbourne Comedy Hotlines Naturopath Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended...
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Damage Control
After receiving backlash from the recent news, the boys go into damage control. The boys discuss the unwritten rules of splitting a dinner and Kyle played AFL. Damage Control Paying Back Rules Kyle Played AFL The Mutiny Human Trafficking Rogue TV Shows Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon…
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Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History
The boys reveal the biggest news in the entire history of the podcast. Come Dine With Me Pat’s Sleep Schedule Kissing Dogs Cunnilingus Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History Hard Quiz Kyle’s AI Segment Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams,...
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Hot People Suck
Will shares his opinion on hot people and why they shouldn’t be trusted. Pat gets held up in traffic by an old guy. Will’s Peak Gym Era Hot People Suck TikTok Trend Of Interesting Traits Old Person at Traffic Light Reminiscing on First Cones Macca Bay Maggots Semi Final Sopha Dopha Gluten Free...
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Waking Up Before 9
Movie night tomorrow night 7pm!! Join us in the patreon Meta Meeting Awkward Brand Deal Zoom Call Waking Up Early Elevator Technician Improv Macca Bay Maggots Update Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more...
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The Sausage Sizzle Next Door
Will talks shit on the City2Surf and the boys discover the neighbourhood cannibal. Real Estate Agent Defence Lawyers Cannibal Neighbour 10 Most Popular Jobs Catacombs City2Surf Parents Hit and Run Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live...
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Gucci Guilty
Pat does a huge poo in Will’s toilet and Will gets scammed by a landlord. Chicken Salt Clitty’s Big Poo in Will’s House Pats Admission The Housing Market Politics What Law Would You Put In? Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams,...
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Jake Howie the Baddie
Jake Howie, the ‘Baddie,’ joins the boys to talk about love life, the worst comedians in Australia, and the top conspiracies. How Will and Jake Met Singing Jake’s Baddie Skits Top 5 Worst Comedians Jake’s Love Life Flying Anxiety Cave Diving Incident Top Conspiracies Join the Proper Non Povos...
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Will’s Quadruple Chin
Will pretends he is Pat’s awkward date. Pat delves into the Idaho Murderer documentary. Nolan Doesn’t Have A Phone Bowral and Taree Weekends Idaho Murderer Doco Best Way to Reveal a Killer Awkward Date Improv Hotlines Memories of Murder Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes…
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Glory Days are Over (Kyle’s Back)
Kyle is back from his Euro summer, and with that comes some technical difficulties. Pat and Will’s Bingo Card Bad Proposals Will’s Rich Dinner ANZAC Day Auction Kyle’s Favourite Cities Will’s Going to NYC Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content,...
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Jumping taxis
Pat gets caught in a web of lies & Will gives us his best impression to date. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Best restaurant Uber eats Sporting sooks Anniversary gifts Impressions Content School Airtasker Jumping taxis Things we aren't proud of Hotlines Join the Proper Non...
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Afterdark and underwater
The boys are back in the studio! Pat confesses to a bizarre kink, and Will reveals the worst kind of people known to humankind. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Cake Dolphins Bali Panic Attack Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of...
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Tinpot behaviour
Pats disaster on the slopes & Will fires up at the AFL. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Snowboarding Exs Weird Menus AFL Odyssey Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month:...
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Honking L platers
Pats rushed dump & Will freaks out about asking a guy out. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline New Zealand Dating Movies Island Game L Platers Driving Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for…
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Ummays Asagnelay
Will gets scammed, Pat proves Will wrong. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline No Game Uber Scam Tattoos Menu List Shapes Flavours Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month:...
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What a time to be alive
How Will would lead the Socceroos to Victory & The Pat displays elite maths. Call Hotline Here: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Origin Socceroos Raising Kids Co-ed Schools Jumping Parties Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams,...
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Will Got Publicly Bullied
Pat's finally watches Obsession. Will got bullied in public Call Hotline Here: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline New Studio Butter Boy Cookie Incident Crown Anniversary Stay Taylor & Travis' Wedding Obsession Movie Review Magpie Tragedy Sleep Paralysis Story Join the Proper Non Povos...
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Ogelympics 5
The ogelympics is back with a brand new general knowledge, and Pat and Will argue about wedding speeches. Reacting to Jerome Luai’s Wedding Speech Trivia Spelling Bee Guess the Sound Guess the Price Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams,...
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Quiet or Quite?
Will is a dodgy salesman for half the episode. Best Showers Will’s New Car Michael the Salesman Character Kyle’s Europe Flight Sombr Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month:...
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Three Touches I Love You
Pat tries to reconstruct his 3am billion dollar box office move idea. Will is a passive aggressive restaurant server. Three Touches Toy Story 5 Restaurant Improv Sydney Show Wrap Ultrasounds Sex Toy Story The Supernatural or just a Coincidence Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes,...
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Thailand Steals Our Producer
Something has happened with our producer… The boys breakdown their top 15 female artists. FM Radio Japanese Restaurants Olivia’s All Female Festival Calling Max the New Producer CBD Movers Updates Peptides Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content,...
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Onchraproneureal
Pat breaks down his entrepreneurship past, and Will watched Toy Story 5. Toy Story 5 Michael Jackson Documentary Getting Frustrated in an Uber Pigeon in the Studio Pat’s Education Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and...
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Joe Bird is a Movie Star (Leviticus)
First Sunday guest ep is here and it’s big. Joe Bird has finally made his return to give his Oscars speech for his new movie Leviticus. Reviews Olivia Rodrigo Prank Stunts Acting Jeremy is Clavicular OBAA Favourite Artists Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of...
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Byron Bay Portal
SYDNEY SHOW NEXT WEEK!! The boys are officially off the road, recapping the jam-packed campervan tour. Will wants to f*** his yoghurt. We’re The Spillers Wrapped Yoghurt Byron Bay Protein Ashely Klein’s a Girls Name Atrocities Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes…
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You Would w/ Jeremy Gibb
The most requested guest is back for a tell-all from the Bowral family home. Introduction Horses Will’s Love Life Autistic Traits Mock Interview Soccer World Cup Favourite Memory of Will Drug Experiences Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live…
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Epoofany
‘We’re the Spillers’ tour has started. The boys are on their last night of freedom before going 8 days straight in the camprvan. Hurricanes Byron Bay Serial Killer Will’s Epoofany Cat in the Hat Show Predictions Logan Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of…
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Removalists Revealed!!
WE ARE GOING ON TOUR THIS WEEK: https://linktr.ee/youwouldntchannel?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=115cf1dd-8b53-426b-83fb-b1825988a4e9 Everyone give horrible reviews to ‘CBD Movers.’ We’re starting a movement. Removalists Frangos Smart Robbing USA vs Europe Food Hotlines NZ FORM:...
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Will Wants to be Single Forever
WE ARE GOING ON TOUR NEXT WEEK: https://linktr.ee/youwouldntchannel?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=115cf1dd-8b53-426b-83fb-b1825988a4e9 NZ FORM: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-98qCamMbgS5swsW0Ct3rIIVfc9qs4oVa_1YeHZxYfFnv6w/viewform?usp=publish-editor HOBART FORM:...
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Sex Ed and HECS Debt
NZ FORM: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-98qCamMbgS5swsW0Ct3rIIVfc9qs4oVa_1YeHZxYfFnv6w/viewform?usp=publish-editor HOBART FORM: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfCRbcRhrCGcKXxaAOn6P2IW8IBxQ78mqPQuB5cvQx2YzulmA/viewform?usp=publish-editor HOODIES LINK:...
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Ciggy season is over
WE ARE GOING ON TOUR IN JUNE: https://linktr.ee/youwouldntchannel?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=115cf1dd-8b53-426b-83fb-b1825988a4e9 Pat has a big announcement and got scammed by a hire car company. What jobs can be rude in? Pat’s Hire Car Real Estate How Much Money Do You Want? Pat…
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Another Clean Sweep
NZ FORM: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-98qCamMbgS5swsW0Ct3rIIVfc9qs4oVa_1YeHZxYfFnv6w/viewform?usp=publish-editor HOBART FORM: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfCRbcRhrCGcKXxaAOn6P2IW8IBxQ78mqPQuB5cvQx2YzulmA/viewform?usp=publish-editor WE ARE GOING ON TOUR IN JUNE:...
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10 Year Reunions and Gastro
Don’t listen to this while you’re eating. Will’s shat himself twice. Pat got pissed at his 10 Year reunion and the boys react to an embarrassing Uber AI voice. Will’s Sick Pat’s 10 Year Reunion Gross Uber AI Jumpers Are Back Will’s Mates Have Something to Tell Pat Marry a Murderer Hotlines Join…
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Will is single
WE ARE GOING ON TOUR IN JUNE: https://linktr.ee/youwouldntchannel?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=115cf1dd-8b53-426b-83fb-b1825988a4e9 Will has big news for everyone, and we do your prank calls you submitted. Will’s Single Tiarna’s Apartment Bursting Into Tears in the Cinema Vices Will…
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#321 - Who's the Most EVIL Person Alive??
WE ARE GOING ON TOUR IN JUNE: https://linktr.ee/youwouldntchannel?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=115cf1dd-8b53-426b-83fb-b1825988a4e9 Pat’s trip down to country Victoria to visit his pop, and Will spreads Pa’s ashes. The boys break down who is the most evil influencer. Pat’s Melbourne…
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Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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