Your Girls Need to Chat

☀️ Summer is here.📱 We've got a text.🏒 And somehow Off Campus has become our entire personality.Join us for a pop culture catch-up as we chat summer break shenanigans, Love Island's newest cast, emotional support hockey players, and the fictional men currently carrying us through June.XOXO,Your Girls 💋

Wedding season is officially here and we have THOUGHTS. 💍✨ This week, we’re joined by our very first guest — wedding photographer Alora Folliaki — to talk all things weddings: the trends we love, the ones that need to stay in 2016, wedding guest etiquette, photographer horror stories, chaotic speeches, content creators at weddings, and somehow… “Fishin’ in the Dark.” 🎣💀We also dive into:wedding hot takes 👀bridal party drama 💐destination weddings 🌴first looks vs aisle reveals 🤍plus one etiquette 🚩wedding disasters submitted by YOU 😭And yes… Daylan shares her emergency dryer sheet trick and we may never recover.Grab your Diet Coke, get comfy, and come chat wedding season chaos with us. 🥂TIMECODES:00:00 – Meet our first guest, Alora Folliaki 📸04:30 – Hawaii recap & Spam Musubi obsession 🌺10:00 – Film photography vs digital weddings 🎞️15:45 – Wedding content creators explained 📱18:20 – Choreographed dances: smash or pass? 💃20:30 – Wedding photography advice from Alora ✨24:40 – Wedding horror stories begin 😭25:20 – “Fishin’ in the Dark” wedding moment 🎣30:00 – Family photo & plus one drama 🚩33:30 – Wedding speeches gone wrong 🎤35:50 – The craziest thing a wedding guest has ever said to Alora 😳41:30 – Listener-submitted wedding disasters 💍48:00 – Wedding smash or pass hot takes 🔥54:00 – Kids at weddings, final opinions & wrap-up 🥂And don’t forget to follow along with our girl Alora Folliaki on Instagram for dreamy wedding content, film photography, travel, and all the beautiful moments behind the scenes 🤍📸

Motherhood is the most fulfilling, exhausting, overstimulating, beautiful thing we’ve ever done… and we’re telling the truth about all of it.In this Mother’s Day episode, we’re getting real about the highs, the lows, and the moments that make you question everything (like stepping on a Lego or hearing “mom” for the 400th time). From the things we swore we’d never do as moms… to the survival tactics we use daily… nothing is off limits.And then—because you guys delivered—we’re diving into some of the most unhinged mother-in-law stories we’ve ever heard. Boundaries were crossed. Drawers were opened. Plants were judged. You truly can’t make this stuff up.Whether you’re a mom, want to be a mom, or just here for the chaos—we’ve got you.Happy Mother’s Day 💐TIMESTAMPS:00:00 – We’re tired. Happy Mother’s Day 😂02:00 – The reality of motherhood (the good + the hard)06:30 – What we actually want for Mother’s Day11:00 – Listener submissions: naps, clean cars & survival15:00 – Questions you’re afraid to ask moms22:00 – Before vs. after kids: expectations vs. reality30:00 – “I’ll never do that as a mom…” (yes you will)38:00 – Would you rather: mom edition chaos45:00 – The unhinged MIL stories begin 👀52:00 – The stories somehow get worse…01:00:00 – Final thoughts + Mother’s Day love

It’s 2010—the era of teased hair, Love Spell, and Facebook statuses that should’ve stayed private 💅✨In this episode, we’re revisiting high school and college: the trends, the friendships, the heartbreaks, and the tiny worlds that felt so big at the time.It’s funny, a little humbling, and full of the moments that shaped us—plus a not-so-surprising amount of singing from Daylan… which might confirm she missed her true calling 🎤Consider this your official walk down memory lane 💭Timecodes:00:00 – Welcome to 2010 (set the scene)05:00 – First concerts + celebrity obsessions10:00 – First heartbreaks (and the drama)15:00 – High school fashion: hits & misses22:00 – Social circles, confidence & identity30:00 – Facebook era + life before smartphones38:00 – Prom dresses & peak chaos45:00 – Pop culture quiz: 2010 edition55:00 – Looking back: what actually mattered

You girls were under-yapped… so this is what happened.From boyfriend bracket drama to Bieber healing our inner teens, plus Coachella chaos, Masters moments, Farmer Wants a Wife, and a sudden hockey era—we covered it all.Timecodes:00:00 – Chaos immediately03:00 – Boyfriend bracket results 👀20:00 – Bieber at Coachella (we’re healed) 🎤30:00 – Masters recap + mystery men40:00 – Handmade vs. store-bought (it got deep) ✂️45:00 – Farmer Wants a Wife recap 🌾50:00 – Hockey era begins 🏒Just two girls yapping, spiraling, and standing by every opinion.

Masters for the Girlies: Lore, Looks & Iconic SandwichesGrab your sunnies and settle in, we’re taking you inside Augusta 🌸⛳ From Masters lore and traditions to the actual reason we’re all tuning in (the outfits + the sandwiches), this is your ultimate girlie guide to golf’s most iconic weekend. Whether you’re here for the vibes, the WAGs, or a Sunday nap soundtrack—we’ve got you covered.Timecodes:00:00 Welcome + why The Masters is *that* event03:00 Why it’s so exclusive (and impossible to get into)06:30 Traditions, rules & no-phone culture 📵10:30 Champions Dinner + what we’d serve 🍽️14:30 Par 3 Contest = wholesome chaos 💚17:30 Tournament breakdown (what actually matters)20:30 The iconic food lineup 🥪25:00 WAG watch + off-course drama 👀30:00 Golf terms you need to know34:00 What it’s *actually* like being there43:00 Merch madness + what everyone buys 🛍️48:00 Jason Day = fashion rebel of golfLike, rate, review… and chat soon 💋

Your girls are officially in their Disney Adult era and we’re not gatekeeping. This is your no-fluff Disneyland cheat code—the exact strategy to save time, skip lines, avoid meltdowns, and actually enjoy the magic.We’re talking rope drop game plans, Lightning Lane stacking, where to eat, what’s worth it (and what’s not), and the real hacks that make the difference between chaos and core memory ✨Hot, crowded, expensive… still worth it. Just do it right.Timecodes:00:00 – Tour Guide Daylan takes Disneyland03:00 – Travel + Downtown Disney musts08:30 – Park strategy (rope drop + planning)15:30 – Lightning Lane stacking explained22:00 – Midday reset + survival tips27:30 – Food guide (the REAL essentials)35:00 – Shows, parades + what to prioritize42:30 – Final tips + Disney reality check

March Madness… but make it boyfriends. 🏀💅We’re building out our March MEN-ness bracket—fictional vs. real-life men, red flags vs. husband material, and the delusional criteria we fully stand by. It’s competitive, it’s chaotic, and honestly… some of these matchups felt personal. 🔥Timecodes: Intro + life updates (0:00) | Reality TV chaos (12:00) | The boyfriend bracket begins (32:00)

Spring cleaning season is here, and apparently so is Gerald the Dolphin.🐬🧹This week, we’re talking fresh starts, screen time, Disney mom strategy, chaotic trending topics, and all the habits, people, and nonsense we’re clearing out this spring. It’s part life reset, part internet fever dream, and exactly the kind of spiral your girls love most.**Timecodes:**00:00 New background, Disney recap, and Chelsea’s frozen sleep standards07:30 Chelsea’s wild infertility ad text13:00 Gerald the Dolphin and other internet chaos18:40 Secret Lives, JFK Jr., Paradise, and pop culture catch-up36:45 Spring cleaning what stays, what goes, and listener submissions

We made it through January and February — the longest months of the year. 🫡 Now it’s officially bridge month, and your girls are focusing on one thing: sparking a little joy.In this episode we’re sharing the things currently making life better — from hot mom walks and tub treats to skincare favorites, comfort meals, favorite shows, and tiny habits that help reset your mood. ✨If you need a little pick-me-up, a new treat, or just permission to romanticize the next few weeks… this episode is for you.Spring is coming. Joy is allowed. And yes, you deserve a snack in the tub. 🛁🍫

This week we let the algorithm take the wheel—and it did not disappoint. From Tiny Truck Gang dreams 🚛 and Chinese baddie hot water chaos (never drink 20 oz before a bank run) to a full Bachelor cast breakdown complete with smash-or-pass energy and villain predictions 🌹We get into bestie chin lipo in Mexico ✈️, debate whether we’d date a man with a toupee (the Toupee Queen is out here changing lives), and close with an emotional spiral over Wuthering Heights that absolutely wrecked one of us 🎭It’s curated chaos. It’s confidence glow-ups. It’s dry shampoo and digital delusion.Timecodes:00:00 – Tiny Truck Gang + life updates07:30 – Gala glam + midnight McDonald’s15:50 – Bachelor cast breakdown (smash or pass) 🌹44:50 – Chinese baddie hot water spiral 💧52:30 – Bestie lipo in Mexico55:00 – Toupee Queen transformations59:15 – Wuthering Heights emotional damage 🎬1:05:10 – The Roar Ticket moment 🥹

Chelsea puts on a beret… and then her building catches on fire. Yes—real flames. 13 flights of stairs. This is not a drill.From emergency escape plans to the sweetest baptism weekend recap, your girls are delivering updates. Then we spiral (naturally): Olympic curling scandal, hockey fight injustice, Olympic Village condom-gate, Rob running The Traitors, and the millennial healing we deserve—Hilary Duff tour + Hannah Montana 20 years later.It’s mid-February. Things are happening. Your girls have thoughts.

Love Is in the Air… and So Are the Red Flags 🚩We’re talking the Month of Love 💌, romanticizing real life ✨ (yes, even the chaos), celeb-couple hot takes 👀, and the group chat sharing their most unhinged love moments.Galentine’s forever 💗🥂

Your Girls are officially in their Olympic Opinions Era. 🥇We’re breaking down the Winter Olympics the only way we know how: confidently, respectfully, and with absolutely no qualifications. From elite athlete appreciation to full-blown delusion, this episode is dedicated to the hot takes we would medal in.Chelsea’s fresh off a wildly unprepared trip to Japan (sumo night included—yes, that part), while Daylan is navigating big mom emotions and Olympic nostalgia. Together, we unpack why the Winter Olympics are underrated, why curling feels attainable (don’t argue yet), and why every single event needs an average-person demo before we’re allowed to speak.We cover:The Olympic Village as a reality show waiting to happenHockey as the ultimate boy aquariumCurling confidence, bobsled delusion, and ski jump fearRoots berets, opening ceremonies, and why Snoop should commentate everythingIf medals were handed out for opinions, commentary, and overconfidence… your girls would be standing on the podium. 🇺🇸❄️

BTW… January was a freebie.In episode two, Chelsea and Daylan give you full permission to stop pretending January was productive and lean into Fresh February instead. We talk word of the year over resolutions, realistic resets that actually stick, self-care that counts, and the delusional (but possible) goals we’re daring ourselves to try.Expect laughs, group-chat chaos, pop-culture takes, and a whole lot of “start again” energy—without the shame.Fresh starts allowed. Grace required. ✨

Your girls have entered the chat. 💅🎙️Welcome to the YGNC Bestie Club — a.k.a. the group chat… but with mics. This is what happens when two women living polar-opposite lives hit record: Chelsea (single-in-the-city, thriving career, suspiciously healthy sourdough starter) + Daylan (married-with-kids, mac & cheese on the outfit, mom brain in full HD). Expect laughs, tangents, reality TV takes, and the kind of honest hype that feels like you’re sitting at the table with your favorite people.New episodes drop Thursdays. Want in? Send us a DM or submit a voicemail with your questions, confessions, and hot takes — from “are you alive?” texts to your most unhinged trait. (No judgment. Minimal shame. Maximum giggles.)