Your Internet Boyfriends

Was the World Cup halftime show a mass hallucianation? Unfortunately not, and this week the boys pick it apart while Mark puts up a stalwart defence of his queen, her highness, Madonna. Also Denis nearly died. We also chat: Traffic reports Dormer houses Cleaning windowsills Drinking diesel Limescale remover The quarter zip To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content, and much more, become a member at ⁠⁠HeadStuffPodcasts.com/membership⁠⁠. You can get all this and support our show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Denis talk about the outbreak of explosive diarrhea running through the community in London. What is it? What causes it? And how did Denis come up with his drag name from it? The boys also court controversy discussing when is it time for a goth to hang up their big black boots. We also talk about: Ring tattoos and the long jump Fisting classes Daz washing powder Coco Shells before bed Mexican cereal To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content, and much more, become a member at ⁠HeadStuffPodcasts.com/membership⁠. You can get all this and support our show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis opens this week's episode with a chilling story about ice cubes and a straight man. Mark meanwhile tries to evade all questions about his Pride escapades and men sliding around the floor. They also discuss: Scarves around things Gimme More gay awakening Wheelie Twinks A lot of people from Spain screaming Is Denis AI? The gusher Mark off the drink Homosexualist Starkly different weekends: Howl and Durdle Door Denis needs a social media course To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content, and much more, become a member at HeadStuffPodcasts.com/membership. You can get all this and support our show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, the podcast is literally heating up so Denis asks Mark what temperature do two grown men simply become too hot for a bed? All before Denis forces Mark to reveal a shocking secret. In this episode: Spitting on croissants Choosing bananas Denis' assets blocking the wind Sitting in a chair doing absolutely nothing Wrapping yourselves in dressing gowns while eating grapes and cheese Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The second part of Your Internet Boyfriends Go Deep… On Tip Toe sees Denis and Mark share personal experiences and address the part social media plays in dividing communities. They also tackle Tip Toe’s horrifying final episode examining how it’s not as “unrealistic” as some might think. Switchboard: 0800 0119100 and [email protected] Samaritans: 116 123 Mermaids: 0808 801 0400 and text SHOUT to 85258 Galop: 0800 999 5428 and [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this first episode Denis and Mark share their reactions to the series, the context the show is set against, as well as their favourite moments. They also introduce their special guest, friend and journalist Alastair James, and touch on the negative responses to Tip Toe. Switchboard: 0800 0119100 and [email protected] Samaritans: 116 123 Mermaids: 0808 801 0400 and text SHOUT to 85258 Galop: 0800 999 5428 and [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark reveals how a tattoo in a very intimate location was briefly mistaken for something incredibly offensive, while Denis completely loses it when Mark admits the one name he’d most like to call out passionately in the middle of the night. As if that wasn’t enough, the boys also realise they’ve somehow forgotten to record 25 minutes of the podcast and attempt a frantic reconstruction of what was said. They also chat about: The World Cup Board games Cleaning out wardrobes Forgotten conversations Tattoo misunderstandings Social media bans Names that should never be shouted at 3am Sign up for bonus episodes and join Mark and Denis on a Second Date every week at ⁠Headstuff/BonusYIBS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Mark takes on heterosexual interior design, while Denis accidentally overhears a private conversation between Mark and producer Dec about “flipping” that raises more questions than answers. The boys also chat about: Chemsex panel discussions Taking drugs and dancing An unexpectedly romantic afternoon The best yet Shopping at Next Sticks coming out of cups of water Pussy willow Lo-fi beats How baking cookies caused a divorce Chicken fingers Trouble on the bus A judo chop to the ground Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To celebrate Pride, Mark and Denis organise a speed-kissing event and create a parade float lined with straight men for Denis. Naturally, the conversation then takes an unexpected turn towards clubs with some very unusual rules. We also chat about: Arsenal winning the league Men being starved for complements Listeners confusing who is the straight one Handsome priests in Malta Sign up for bonus episodes and join Mark and Denis on a second date every week at Headstuff/BonusYIBS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark reveals he actually made his tv debut on Domestic Divas - where they forced him to mess up his house then clean it again. Denis forgets to put on his shoes, eats three whole mackerel and is craving the juice from a tin of pears. He might be pregnant. They also chat about: Denis' odd socks Watching a man sleep, up and down Trans masc climbing rocks A dentist giving Mark thrush Hair turning into an old Nana Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, the boys ask the question nobody was prepared for: what would Denis do if he woke up in Mark’s body for 24 hours… and what exactly would Mark do if he was inside Denis for a day? The boys also chat about: Percy Pigs The number 69 Eating pizza in bed Tracking loved ones Weird relationship habits Trust, paranoia and phone locations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, Denis discovers a term from the gay community that completely sends him into a spiral, while Mark accidentally reveals that his dating radius is suspiciously similar to his daily commute. We also talk about: Their Sold Out gig (again!) The Mark-er-loo line Women leaving and coming back to Denis Denis living his best straight life The local elections results and the future ahead Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Denis reveals the painful truth behind his injured ahem while Mark reminisces about growing up as a deeply theatrical Irish child performing Avril Lavigne songs for unsuspecting neighbours. The boys chat about straight dads in the 90s, the pressure of babysitting an 8-month-old, toy tractors and Big Big Loader nostalgia, school crushes, transition year lads, and Madonna telling the gays to get off their phones. There’s also discussion of Irish village characters, milkmen, breakfast spending habits, concert culture, social media brain rot, and why nobody can relax anymore without being filmed. A very cranky episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A gay man and a straight man discuss why women wear tights and confidently get it all wrong. Mark also brings up his strong opinions on the London Marathon while Denis tries to breathe some positive vibes into the studio before taking aim at Irish BBQ culture. We also chat about: Poking out through fishnets Loos in London What the heat does to people Sitting on grass in the summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices