Your Local Time Travelers

Episodes

1. 11

   Lizzie Goldsmith Interview

   Hey Listeners! Long time no pod. CC and I are going into 2026 with the resolution of being resolutely resolved to never be trapped in a Christmas Eve service with 50 first-time-candle-holders again. Only lightly singed, I chatted with Lizzie Goldsmith to get her helpful insights on evangelical...

   Feb 3, 2026

   55 min
2. 10

   Exhibit B for Bloopers

   Before we go on hiatus, treat yourself to this display of tomfoolery and other paradox-encouraging behavior, Listeners! Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon. See us living our best #influencer lives on our socials.

   Jun 10, 2025

   7 min
3. 9

   Time

   Begin message to leave behind for Listeners: Well, friends. It's time. See what I did there? Pageant night is upon us as I dictate this. Hopefully nothing crazy gets in our way like curveballs from Crown Currentsy or the church congregation. By the time you're listening to this, CC and I will...

   Jun 3, 2025

   59 min
4. 8

   Show

   Oh, food, glorious food. We're anxious to fuggedaboutit. Apparently. As the hangry congregation fasts, your favorite cat captain works very hard to keep this Same Boat afloat before the time flies make a meal of everyone. Some secret sauces regarding this place and its resident time travelers get...

   May 27, 2025

   45 min
5. 7

   CC's Emergency Meditation!

   This is a message specifically for Roach! Though maybe you can get something out it too, Listener, who knows. Things are getting dire over here. I'm sure everything will be explained in our next upload... if we survive that long...

   May 25, 2025

   2 min
6. 6

   Fracking Around

   Alright, listeners. It's CC's time to shine. And by "shine," I mean "struggle to type this and with generally everything else." As 2025's time flies start to take their toll on Roach, this newly anointed cat has got to figure out how to get her back in her right mind and keep our escape plan in...

   May 20, 2025

   42 min
7. 5

   Finding Out

   The things we do for those we need. I mean, love. Yeah. CC and I spelunk into the bowels of the ship and our pasts in order to keep Grasshopper in the pageant and avoid the unimaginable headache of recasting. We unfortunately make discoveries that will change our relationship and on-mic dynamic...

   May 13, 2025

   41 min
8. 4

   Sex

   Let's talk about it, baby. And how talking about it can apparently have weird consequences on certain churches and certain time travelers. This week, CC and I must overcome an abstinence course (more like obstacle course, am I right?) that is impeding our imperative creative juices (ugh…

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   May 6, 2025

   38 min
9. 3

   Drugs

   We forgot about money! This week, we try to get some of that stuff to fund important things like wigs for the pageant and flowers for the garden. Oh, and food. Unfortunately, marketing strategies from the future apparently don't mix super well with your average modern Baptist human…

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   Apr 29, 2025

   42 min
10. 2

    Rock n' Roll

    We're mounting the best pageant Same Boat Baptits Church has ever seen! It's our only way back home. Classic time traveler stuff. Though maybe navigating the time fathoms is easy compared to navigating the bureaucracy here... (CC insists I note here "No, it isn't." I'm not convinced.)

    Apr 22, 2025

    45 min
11. 1

    The Pilot (and the Idiot)

    An influencer and pilot from the future crash-land in a 2025 Baptist church. We handle it all extremely gracefully. Written and Created by Heidi Fischer Performed by Heidi Fischer Dio Garner Alex Hanback Alexis Tipton Kelsey V Additional performances by Ñita Pendejo Squib Soundscaping and editing...

    Apr 15, 2025

    59 min
12. Trailer

    Scared of the future? Join this time traveling duo in being more scared of your present! Crash-landing April 15th. AX6gPWXYY7rVagX9fiRD

    Apr 8, 2025

    1 min