You're Gonna Die, B*tch

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You're Gonna Die, B*tch

Welcome to You're Gonna Die, B*tch, where siblings Nathan and Meg discuss everything they can about various horror movies. Each week a different movie is discussed, with viewpoints from a seasoned horror lover (Nathan) and an anxious novice (Meg). Consider this podcast one giant spoiler alert, because, well, you're gonna die, b*tch.

  1. 54

    Sinners (with Chris)

    Have you ever wanted my live reaction to a movie scene? Like, maybe, the credit scene of Sinners? Here it is.

  2. 53

    The Exorcist (with Braden)

    Braden joins to talk about The Exorcist and SO many other things

  3. 52

    You're Next (with Tim)

    Tim stayed in the Radio Silence sphere and picked You're Next, and I was so not ready for how much I loved this movie.

  4. 51

    Abigail (with Mariah)

    We are so back. Mariah and Meg talk about Abigail and what we’ve been up to for the past year.

  5. 50
  6. 49

    Don't Call It a Comeback

    But seriously, don't.

  7. 48

    Scream V, or "RIP DewDrop"

    This episode is really late. I'm sorry. Also Nathan did not produce this (or any other episode) even though he likes to say he produces this podcast.

  8. 47

    Scream 4, or "A Love Letter to Kirby Reed"

    It's the most wonderful movieeeeee of the franchiseeeeee. And we brought a true all-star back to celebrate it. Mariah and Nathan talk Scream 4 while Meg mostly just hangs out and gets things wrong.

  9. 46

    Scream 3, or "Carmen Laura"

    This is late. It is what it is. But it's a good episode because we have the return of a YGDB All-Star, Josie, and we talk about Scream 3.

  10. 45

    Scream 2, or "I Just Got This Evil IM"

    NEW GUEST ALERT! This week we're joined by a true horror aficionado, Rachel, to talk about Scream 2, and things get REAL analytical.

  11. 44

    Scream, or "This OTHER Girl with Bangs"

    IT'S EPISODE 50!!! And we leave you with this description: What if you stopped answering the phone? Gale is cunty. How did everyone not know they were the killers?

  12. 43

    Jaws, or "I Wanna Know Why That Guy Kept Singing"

    Baby there's a shark in the water... and we talk about it! Join us to talk about Jaws, Meg's favorite movie.

  13. 42

    Sinister, or "Let Me Get Drunk and Watch Murder Videos"

    In this episode, Nathan made Megan watch a movie that actually scares her, and now you have to hear about it.

  14. 41

    The Cabin in the Woods, or “We Love Kent and Danielle”

    In this episode, we have not just one, but TWO very special friends on to talk about The Cabin in the Woods, and a lot of other things. Seriously, we talk about a lot of stuff.

  15. 40

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, or "This is What Home Invasion Gets You"

    This week we talk about one of the OGs of horror movies, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and there have never been more "what the fucks" in our notes.

  16. 39

    Drag Me to Hell, or "Pork Queen Yeetfest"

    Are you ready to get your face gummed? Because we're talking about Drag Me to Hell... with a GUEST.

  17. 38

    Talk to Me, or "Dear Evan Hansen Spoilers"

    Nathan is back! And we're talking about Talk to Me. And Dear Evan Hansen.

  18. 37

    Aquaslash, or "Bloody Canadian Softcore Rave Porn"

    Nathan's not here, so Meg brings her pal Gary on to talk about the ICONIC (not) Canadian slasher, Aquaslash.

  19. 36

    Backdoor Pilot

    No movie this week. Instead, we complain about things, rank fast food, talk about musicals, and a bunch of other stuff gets brought up.

  20. 35

    Orphan, or "Woman Gets Gaslit for Two Hours"

    We're back (we didn't ghost you) and this is us talking about Orphan.

  21. 34

    Ready or Not, or "I Hate Myself Too, You're Not Special"

    (Two days late because Spotify couldn't get it together) HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT READY OR NOT WITH MARIAH!

  22. 33

    10 Cloverfield Lane, or "Goodman. GOOD. MAN."

    What's worse, a crazy potential serial killer or homicidal aliens? Or BOTH?! This week we talk about 10 Cloverfield Lane.

  23. 32

    Cloverfield, or "Are You Aware of Garfield?"

    Hi! Join us this week as we talk about Lizzy Caplan... oh wait, I meant Cloverfield. Miss Cloverfield, if you're nasty.

  24. 31

    Hush, or “DON’T”

    We’re BACK! And we’re ready to talk about Hush. But first you have to hear about our hiatus lives.

  25. 30

    Teeth, or "Crabs, but Not the Kind You Think"

    Things get real culty and weird this week while we talk about vagina dentata, or, as Nathan calls it, pu**y teeth. TW: SA, abuse, inc*st.

  26. 29

    Leprechaun, or "Vick's Law"

    Happy almost St. Patrick's Day! Help us celebrate by talking about the one, the only... Leprechaun. Or, as we like to call him, Vick.

  27. 28

    Sorority Row, or "Friend Me on Facebook, I'll Totally Confirm"

    I scream, you scream, we all scream... oh wait no that's just Ellie screaming in this week's movie, Sorority Row!

  28. 27

    Jennifer's Body, or "Gay Gay Gay Gay Gayyyyyyyy"

    It's March, and we're kicking off Women's Month with the c*ntiest women's horror movie ever--Jennifer's Body. And we got our resident c*ntologist (and true Megan Fox lookalike), Erin, to talk about it with us.

  29. 26

    Candyman, or "Elevator Candy"

    Are there bees in here or are you just buzzing about our new episode? Today we talk about Nia DaCosta's Candyman, and things get real. Say his name!

  30. 25

    Sweetheart, or "C*nty Godzilla"

    Happy (Late) Valentine's Day! If you need a pick me up, here's us talking about Sweetheart, a movie we share completely different opinions of. Seriously, I think this might be the biggest discrepancy thus far.

  31. 24

    Us, or "We Can Get Crazy"

    Mietta comes back this week! And we're talking about the movie that made the song "I Got 5 On It" one of the eeriest songs ever.

  32. 23

    M3GAN, or "WE'RE BAAAAAAACK"

    The moment you've been waiting for... WE HAVE RETURNED! And we're returning from hiatus with a bang as we cover the legend herself, M3GAN.

  33. 22

    New Year, New You, or "You Too Can Be an Influencer if You Kill All Your Friends"

    Do YOU know the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne? We definitely don't. And the characters in this movie probably don't either. Either way, this week we get our manifestation on with New Year, New You.

  34. 21

    Better Watch Out, or "Demon Twink and the Dead Hamster"

    Merry almost Christmas, here's an early present. This week we're talking about Better Watch Out and the 12-year-old we all want dead.

  35. 20

    Krampus, or “Omi and the Ominous Sack”

    We’re back! And this time we brought a pal. Josie joins us to talk about Krampus, college, and beard daddy Adam Scott. Listen and let us know what you think!

  36. 19

    Black Christmas, or "The Bible and Stuff"

    It's December and we're kicking off our winter/holiday episodes with Nathan's favorite... the 2006 adaptation of Black Christmas! Hold on to your eyeballs, because things are about to get stabby.

  37. 18

    Thankskilling, or “My Ex-Boyfriend was a Pilgrim”

    Happy Thanksgiving! We “celebrated” early by watching Thankskilling, and now we recap it so you don’t ever have to watch it. Seriously, don’t watch it. It’s bad.

  38. 17

    Disturbia, or "Fighting for Your Life with Shia LaBeouf"

    It's like the darkness is the light... because we're talking about DISTURBIA, the 2007 movie with actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

  39. 16

    Five Nights at Freddy's, or "We Have Chuck E Cheese at Home"

    We put an episode out on a current movie! FNAF is streaming on Peacock (not an ad but Peacock please pay us) so we took advantage of it and watched it this week. Animatronics have never been so sinister.

  40. 15

    Devil, or "Is the Devil in the Toast with Us?"

    Two episodes in one week WHAT! We're back and this time we're talking about everyone's favorite elevator nightmare--Devil. Make sure you let us know what you think!

  41. 14

    Halloween, or "Titties Out"

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN! We recorded a special episode with a special return guest just for you. Listen to us talk about the classic, the iconic John Carpenter's Halloween.

  42. 13

    Scary Stories, or "Melanie Lynskey Please Tell Mariah Happy Birthday"

    In a family reunion episode but not really, friend of the pod Mariah joins us to tell some scary stories, both fictional and not. We laughed a lot, we talked about Melanie Lynskey a lot, and if you're reading this, go tell Mariah happy birthday.

  43. 12

    Hell Fest, or "And Then He Said... Nothing."

    This week we have our first returning guest... Mietta! She joins us to talk about the 2018 movie Hell Fest and why not all of its characters are straight like it pretends.

  44. 11

    The Blair Witch Project, or "Y'all Kids Never Learn"

    Happy Friday the 13th! This week we're talking about The Blair Witch Project, and how it kicked off a new wave of found footage films that are thankfully much scarier. Get your pack ready and look out for weird piles of rocks, because we're going on a little trip to the Black Hills Forest to see the vitch.

  45. 10

    Trick 'r' Treat, or "Justice 4 Smell My Feet"

    In the first Halloween themed episode of the month, Meg and Nathan talk about the movie Trick R Treat. R. RRRRRRRRRRR. Come listen to them talk about nature specials, weird little pumpkin shits, evil teens, and sexy werewolf girlies. TW: Gross conversation about puke starts at 19:07, skip to 20:39 if you don't wanna hear it <3

  46. 9

    I Know Who Killed Me, or "Hi Guys!!!"

    This week, Nathan's friend Erin joins us to talk about I Know Who Killed Me. If we could give this episode an electric blue tint, we would.

  47. 8

    Wrong Turn, or "Do You Think They Fell in Love when They Got Home?"

    Happy Episode Day! This week we watch Wrong Turn with a very special guest, Meg's BFF Allie. Hilarity ensues, and you're going to get TWICE the visuals over on the gram @ygdbpod !

  48. 7

    The Strangers: Prey at Night, or "That Pool is LIT"

    SURPRISE! Dropping a bonus episode to talk about The Strangers: Prey at Night. A sequel that... we both have the same rating for?! Listen to find out our thoughts, and don't forget to check out the visuals on Instagram @ygdbpod !

  49. 6

    The Strangers, or "A Baghead Walks Into a House"

    This week we're talking about a movie that made us all (or at least Meg) afraid to stand with their back to a hallway... The Strangers. Join us, and don't forget to check out the episode visuals on Instagram at @ygdbpod!

  50. 5

    When a Stranger Calls, or "Jill Johnson Wins the IDGAF Awards"

    Have you checked the children? Because Jill sure hasn't. We're back this week talking about the original When a Stranger Calls. Don't forget to check out the Instagram for visuals for this week's episode at ygdbpod!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to You're Gonna Die, B*tch, where siblings Nathan and Meg discuss everything they can about various horror movies. Each week a different movie is discussed, with viewpoints from a seasoned horror lover (Nathan) and an anxious novice (Meg). Consider this podcast one giant spoiler alert, because, well, you're gonna die, b*tch.

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