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You’re Not Down
by Mike and Luis
Welcome to the You’re Not Down Podcast! Join Mike “Halftime” Rubio and Luis “Hollywood” Castillo for a weekly laugh every Wednesday. Listen to these two *best* friends talk about the everything, anything, and absolutely nothing going on in their lives. Are you down?
Episodes
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with Turning 2 Years Old | s.2 ep.52
IT'S OUR SECOND BIRTHDAY!!! And what better way to celebrate than to not have anything special prepared whatsoever. Instead, have this very unspecial episode where the guys talk about table-side guacamole needing to be banned, Mike naming psychopathic behaviors such as making eye contact while...
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with Spotted Dick (the dessert you perbert) | s.2 ep.51
You ever dance so hard on the dance floor, you pop a nut? Don’t worry. You’re not alone and we’re here for support. This week, the guys talk about having no self respect and eating the cheese off your burger wrapper, being careful if you encounter a toilet in your dreams, and a good ol’ spotted...
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with Keeping My Wife’s Name Out Your Mouth | s.2 ep.50
Thank god we record our podcast late into the week because if we didn’t, we wouldn’t be able to talk about the slap heard across the world! We also talk about shoeless households, men’s birth control pills, and Mike makes a HUGE life announcement! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to…
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with Natural Disasters | s.2 ep.49
This society was built with rules. Yes, some rules are meant to be broken. But there are some that just cannot and should not be, such as fingering a man's belly button. This week, the guys talk about Luis being a victim to exactly that, they rank natural disasters and agree mud slides are just...
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with our 100th Episode | s.2 ep.48
The Declaration of Independence. The moon landing. The first black president. All pivotal moments in our nation's history. But nothing quite compares to this one... YND'S 100TH EPISODE BABYYYYYY!!!!!! This week, the guys talk about imposter salads, Luis trying to intimidate himself in the mirror,...
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with Big AL | s.2 ep.47
Guys, it finally happened. The man. The myth. The reason this podcast goes up every week, BIG AL!!!! The guys talk about Big Al being a disgruntled employee dealing with Mike and Luis’ horse s*** every week, which Spider-Man has the fake ass implants, and we get a very special appearance from our...
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with Thawing Your Johnson | s.2 ep.46
Ok, so there's a popcorn button on your microwave, but what if you need to thaw out your wang...? This week, the guys talk about sneaking in Chinese food into movie theatres, Mike being a swine at the ballet, and different ways guys can thaw out their d**k. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the…
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with a Banana Cream Butt Plug | s.2 ep.45
You ever see a movie where a train is going full speed but then a screw on the track comes loose which sends the train off the tracks and everyone dies and there are no survivors? Well, that’s kind of how this episode is. Listen to the guys talk about Super Bowl commercials being underwhelming…
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with Going Full Attack Mode | s.2 ep.44
Word on the street is there's been some trash talking in the mean streets of Podcastville. Some real UNSOLICITED trash talk. And when that happens, you know the guys are going full attack mode. But before the blood bath, listen to the guys talk about two-lane drive thru's being bullsh*t, Pablo...
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with Beating up Goths | s.2 ep.43
First Lola Bunny, now the green m&m?!?! WHEN WILL SOCIETY LEAVE OUR HOT CARTOONS ALONE?! Listen to the guys break down some hot animated mascots, try to solve the mystery behind the Crazy Frog's sudden penis growth, and how Mike can beat up every single goth. Yeah. You heard him. Every. single....
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with Jolly Good Barbie | s.2 ep.42
For she's a jolly good Barbieeeeeeee! With nipples you can't deny! Might wanna throw on a diaper for this one to avoid dingling your dockers because this week, the guys talk about crediting everything they know about the female body to their high school baseball coach, disrespectful feet-dragging...
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with Bathroom Etiquette | s.2 ep.41
Pee with the toilet seat down, you're in trouble. Pee with the toilet seat up, you're in trouble! We need a new system! This week, the guys talk about creating a new system for toilet seats, letting another grown man decide what you should eat, Hagrid being hung like a race horse, and "gay cholo...
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with Urban Spiderman Survival | s.2 ep.40
What happens when you record 2 episodes in one day and don’t know what to talk about? You get only the most topical news. Things like Drake and Meek Mill’s rap feud and Lugz boots. The guys also talk about paying good money to learn exactly how to get killed in Detroit Urban Survival classes,...
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with Black Trench Coats & White Privilege | s.2 ep.39
What do Black trench coats and White privilege have in common?? They're both cool in the right environment. Listen to this weeks podcast (which we definitely didn't record last minute because everyone loses track of time in the week between Christmas and New Years). Speaking of New Years....Happy...
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with Being on The Noggy List | s.2 ep.38
Sorry Santa. We've been very noggy boys and we deserve to be punished ;) This week on a Christmas episode that we didn't really prepare for, we talk about starting our own clown business, needing to put an end to couples calling each other King and Queen, and Santa Mike answers your Christmas...
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with Cheez-It A$$ Breath | s. 2 ep. 37
Rule of thumb: if you're gonna eat Cheez-Its, make sure you're already married and your wife physically can't leave you for your decision because this week, the guys talk about having Cheez-It ass breath, Mike breaking down everything he hates about grocery shopping, and pitching his…
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with Fake Anime Fans | s.2 ep. 36
Audience, please check under your seat. Did you find anything? No? EXACTLY! And that’s the problem! This week, the guys talk about how real life should be more like the Oprah show with more surprises under our seats, fake anime fans putting disrespect on the OG nerds’ culture, and try to figure…
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with a 20 Peso Massage | s.2 ep.35
GUYSSSSSSSSS!! Welcome back to another week of You're Not Down. This week, the guys talk about recycling getting too damn picky with their rules, Craigslist sellers being ready to break out into a brawl at all times, and Mike refusing to take his socks off for a massage during his vacation in...
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with Dating Pete Davidson | s.2 ep.34
BREAKING NEWS!!! Pete Davidson spotted in Inglewood, California getting cozy with podcast sensations, Mike Rubio and Luis Castillo! Sources say they were heard talking about cross guards being pointless, whether or not Eminem is cool, and who Pete will be dating next! LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and...
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with Too Much Taylor | s.2 ep.33
We’re happy to release a You’re Not Down episode (the You’re Not Down version). Pfffft ya see how dumb that sounds? WHILE WE’RE AT IT, 10 MINUTES IS WAY TOO LONG FOR A SONG, TAYLOR! This week, the guys talk about there being too much Taylor, Mike being a super fan of that red head musician Edward...
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with Serving Time | s.2 ep.32
What do you get when you have strangers suck on your udders? That's right, kids! The answer is COVID! Which is why we have a Zoom episode for you guys this week! But don't worry, this one's just as fun. Listen to the guys talk about sending "you up?" texts at 5:13pm because of Daylight Savings...
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with Going Full Juice | s.2 ep.31
JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE! Get ready to be in the splash zone because Mike goes FULL juice in this one (whatever that means). Listen to the guys talk about unlimited man cheeks in PG-13 movies, the famous Hooters uniform being changed to something a bit more cheeky, and who can win in going slap…
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with Unsolved Mysteries (and Other Ghost Stories) | s.2 ep.30
Trick or treat, catch this heat. Give us something good to drink. If you don't, you're not down. Kiss my ass you fake foo clown. Join the guys for a special Halloween episode where they find a simple solution to unsolved mysteries and read two sentence horror stories! Good luck trying to erase…
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with the Sacrificial Orangutan | s.2 ep.29
What's the worst thing about this podcast? Where do we begin? This week, the guys try to find the worst things in the best things, talk about Gunter the Helpful Honda Guy disposing of bodies, and answer the age old question: would you rather fight a chicken every time you drive or fight an...
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to go Claws Deep In Nachos | s.2 ep. 28
Aloha mother f***ers! We're back with an all new episode after a short break. This week, we talk about inconsiderate animals digging their claws in your food to get the nacho you've been saving, Mike finding his duet partner in a Hawaiian bathroom, and what it'd take to kill each other during a...
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to Race Jesus Christ | s.2 ep.27
It's Mr. and Mr. Worldwidwe! This week, the chicos talk about chaffed nipples after a good ol' run, Luis having the best worst night at a Pitbull concert, and cummin' out your butt. Yeah. You heard us. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share this podcast with someone...
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with I Can‘t Believe it‘s not Taint Cake | s.2 ep.26
Imagine it's your birthday and everyone claps as you blow the candles out and then your face gets shoved into the cake. What do you taste? Good ol' taint cake. Best. Birthday. Ever. Listen to the guys talk about lemon pastries being abominations, Mike's eyes being too dumb for 4K, and pumpkin…
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with Fuko-Popi‘s | s.2 ep. 25
'Cause it's whose clues? Foo's clues! This week, the guys talk about shark teeth mother f***ers (lookin' at you, Pitbull), pimple popping videos, and Luis tries to tell Mike what he wants with a good ol' game of Foo's Clues. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an ep! Share…
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with Candy Andy | s.2 ep. 24
Hope you got a sweet tooth because this week, we have a very special guest, CANDY ANDY!!! Listen to the guys talk about self proclaimed plant daddy's needing to grow up, rubbing an egg on your body to cleanse the soul, and making deals with the devil. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to...
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with Insane Cyborg Posse | s.2 ep. 23
Hey all you juggalos and juggalettes! Crack open an ice cold Faygo and get your snapping fingers ready because this week, the guys talk about slap poetry being for failed poets, Mike becoming a cyborg with the sole intention of keeping Luis alive in the freezer, and the English language being…
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with Sophisticated Dupery | s. 2 ep. 22
Hi, can I get a grande double chocolaty chip frappaccino with whipped cream but hold the f***in bulls*** of calling yourself a barista? K thaaaaaanks! This week, the guys talk about baristas being full of themselves, people pretending to like wine tasting just to be sophisticated, and beating...
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with Jelly Filled F*** No's | s. 2 ep. 21
Take a bite and get a mouthful of splooge this week because the guys talk about jelly donuts being bullsh*t stuffed abominations, left handed people needing to grow the f*** up and learn to write with their right hands, and tasting honey through ballsacks. Super classy episode, we know. LIKE,...
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with Being Inside Out | s. 2 ep. 20
welmke to ana ll new eoisdosd od yoiur not sdowj! Sorry about the typos, but this week, the guys are practicing typing to increase their Words Per Minute, talking about using a handkerchief to wipe up every bodily fluid from head to toe, displaying all your innards in a museum for the rest of...
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with Mass Murdering Mosquitoes | s. 2 ep. 19
You can spray all the mosquito repellent you want, but there ain't nothin that's gonna repel this sweet sweet new episode from your ear holes. Listen to the guys talk about Mike getting age discriminated to the point where he's cheating the AARP system, Luis ranking the best and worst types of…
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to Come on, Butt | s. 2 ep. 18
Yup that's the title on we're not embarrassed by it... ok we are butt we're not going to change it. Enjoy this very rushed episode of YND, so rushed this is the entire description. RATE and REVIEW and get your name Shout-Out on the podcast!! Share this podcast with someone who's always in a…
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with Hairy Ball Milk | Ep. 69
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think this was Season 2 Episode 17? Nah. F*** that. This is episode 69!!!!!! *multiple wet emojis* Which can only mean the guys talk about allllll the nasty. Things such as Santa Monica suffering from weenie inflation, getting a loose hamburger patty in a bag, and…
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to Relish the Moment | s. 2 ep. 16
After a long week of no new content (thanks Luis), the guys are finally back with a new episode nobody asked for! Listen to the guys talk about Luis becoming a hero in Mexico, ketchup pre cum, and the Olympic games being lowkey stupid. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit the Bell to never miss an…
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with Jack Hackett and Luis Lemus | s. 2 ep. 15
This week, we have two VERY special guests in the YND Studio! We got Jack Hackett from the Unsolicited Podcast and Luis Lemus from the Sleepover Podcast! Listen to the guys talk about fat shaming, spilling drinks on celebrities, and – hold up. Wait.... not being down with handicap people?? Welp....
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to Push our Belly Buttons | s. 2 ep. 14
You ever start digging through your belly button and then realize it just never ends and now you're elbow deep? Well welcome to Mike's worst nightmare. This week, the guys talk about whales and dolphins and their disgusting belly buttons, Mike hating when people tell him their dreams, and hot…
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with Nicaraguan Chili Cheese Fries | s. 2 ep. 13
Don't you just hate when you order chili cheese fries and then an elderly Nicaraguan lady digs her claws in them? Well so does Luis and he's here to talk about it! The guys also talk about "Hawaiian" Mike and his weird Hawaiian shirt collection, Luis finding hope for love in a tarot card reading,...
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with Clown Games 2021 | s.2 ep.12
CLOWN GAMES 2021 BABYYYYYYYYY!!!! After two full days of recovery, the guys are finally alive enough to talk about Mike's bachelor party and all of the nasty, the raunchy, the sexyyyy activities that they took part in. You know, like eating at a diner with famous homemade jam and bowling with…
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with Breaking Your Ass | s. 2 ep. 11
Fellas. We've all broken our asses at one point or another, am I right? No? Just Luis? Well then... uhhh... well we're hoping you can at least be on board with Girl Scouts being bullsh*t, Mike beating the sh*t out of thirty 3rd graders, and hearing about Mike's birthday bash that Luis was...
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with Nola Chingues | s. 2 ep. 10
Grab your beads and get ready to flash the teets because the guys talk about Luis's New Orleans trip! And you know a Luis Nola trip isn't complete without flashing gay men, getting mouth to mouth shots from Big Momma, and of course, some good ol' giraffe lovin. LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE and Hit…
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with Gunslinging Grandma | s.2 ep. 9
Happy Birthday to Luis, listen as he talks about the the most extravagant birthday dinner ever! Moonshine Martian check, Giant Fork check, Gunslinging Grandma check check. Also find out what happens when the statue of liberty flips the bird to a man-sized penguin. Disclaimer! YND Inc. and You're...
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with Having an Hour to Live | s.2 ep.8
If you had one hour to live, what would you do and why is your answer watching an episode of YND? This week, catch the guys talking about gatorade nipples, our past high school selves, doing the weirdest sh*t at sleepovers as kids, and proper arm rest etiquette when you're in the middle seat on a...
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to Grease Your Piece | s.2 ep.7
It's a very happy Cinco de Mayo episode! Only, the guys don't talk about the holiday at all. Instead, they focus on the more important things such as where the right place to put ketchup for your fries is, cyclists being arrogant a**holes, Mike going to Disneyland opening weekend, and greasing…
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to Oscar Party | s.2 ep.6
And the Academy Award for funniest host goes to..... Michael "Halftime" Rubio! Join the guys this week as they talk about Mike being the crowd favorite, white bread being the worst, kitchen gadgets being unnecessary, and how Luis's bulge rudely interrupted Mike's Oscar watch party. LIKE, COMMENT,...
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with The Great VIBE FEUD | s.2 ep.5
Vibe check 1,2,1,2! Crack open a dang PBR and throw some muhfuggin Owl City on the jukebox because theres nothin' but sweet sweet vibes on this one. That is until it turns into a bloodbath between the guys on whose vibe is better. They also talk getting back into the world, getting swerved HARD…
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with Taking 7 Shots | s.2 ep.4
Hey there you beautiful, [burp] blurry b*tches. This week, the guys [burp] take 7 shots for the 7 reviews [burp with a little bit of throw up] they got and started off the episode with a very special cameo from none other than Halftime himself! After the halftime show, the guys get into how…
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with Platyp*ssies | s.2 ep.3
You're gonna wanna reach into your body pouches and pull out some popcorn for this one because this week, the guys take shots for every new review they got! Oh, and how Mike hates marsupial pouches, how there's no reason gorillas should be that THICC, and how Mike will always blast his Lil Jon...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to the You’re Not Down Podcast! Join Mike “Halftime” Rubio and Luis “Hollywood” Castillo for a weekly laugh every Wednesday. Listen to these two *best* friends talk about the everything, anything, and absolutely nothing going on in their lives. Are you down?
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