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You're Not Next

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Join Shea Rieper and Kristen Hunsberger as they dive into the trials and tribulations of dating in their 30's. With social media and online dating...what could go wrong? After 7 caught bouquets and 1 failed engagement, they are clearly not next to walk down the aisle!

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Episodes

  1. Almost Famous

    We just want to say thank you to everyone who has listened and supported our little dream of becoming [almost famous] podcasters! Let's be real though...this week we didn't have much of a topic cause we were too busy enjoying our Labor Day Weekends like you all were. So this week it's basically...

  2. Baby Now We Got Bad Blood

    Thank you, Taylor Swift, for having song lyrics for any and every mood! "Cause baby now we got bad blood...so take a look what you've done... You know it used to be mad love.....but baby now we got bad blood...HEY!" (I feel like legally I should say that I don't own the rights to this song.. blah...

  3. Shawty Swing My Way

    Antonio is back (well... technically he never left!) and talking about Shea's burning topic...Swinging!! She was excited...it's fine...she will calm down eventually! They also talk about a topic that most people would probably be a bit too shy to talk about. Is watching porn with your significant...

  4. Shrimp Dick

    We have our second guest!!! Shea's friend, Antonio, joins in on the conversation giving his point of view on some previous topics...like what? you may ask...Keeping your dick in your pants and out of the DMs!!

  5. No Means No

    Originally there was supposed to be a guest, but a family emergency came up and they couldn't make it. (We love you and hope everything is ok) Since they needed a backup plan this episode took a bit of a more serious turn... The girls really wanted to take this opportunity to talk about how when…

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  6. I Don't Give A Flying Fish

    Do you ever notice when you're swiping on dating websites that all men's (and maybe women's...we don't know) pictures are all the same?? Shea did! Let me be the first to tell you...She doesn't give a flying fish about your fish pic! Kristen and Shea also talk about swiping do's and don'ts. Do you...

  7. Lady Crossed Legs

    The ladies ask the question "Where do men's penises go when they 'lady cross' their legs?" ...They're still waiting on the answer to that.

  8. Beer Goggles

    The conclusion to How Compatible?! talks about... well they don't actually remember so your guess is as good as theirs! Beer goggles, blacked out threesomes, and Shea yelling kind of rings a bell!

  9. How Compatible?!

    Are we from Tennessee? Cause this episode is the only 10 I see!! We made it to episode 10!! And...Corey is back! Kristen and Corey discover how compatible Ok Cupid! says they are... Once the drinks start flowing nothing can stop what conversations happen...nor should you want to!

  10. Not In My House!

    Shea and Kristen are on a girls weekend in Carolina Beach and after 13 hours of day drinking, things don't always go as planned! The girls welcome Shea's sister, Stephanie, to talk about... whatever comes to mind. And lets be honest, they don't remember what they talked about!

  11. 99 Problems

    Shea had 99 problems and a stalker was all of them!! This episode talks about how Shea was an idiot (her words, not mine) and never left the date! She claims she learned her lesson! ...yea...ok!

  12. Ok Stupid ep6pt1

    YNN welcomes its first guest!!! It's time for a little male input! Shea, Kristen and Corey discuss expectations and do's and don'ts for first dates. For instance, maybe 3 shots of Fireball isn't the best way to make a good first impression! The girls also get Corey to weigh in on females choice…

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  13. "Fuck it, I'm drunk" -Shea

    What is your love language? Shea and Kristen took the 5 Love Languages test and after discussing their results they wonder how they're still single! (...They're the perfect girlfriends!) Not only are they drinking a lot of mimosas, they're sipping the tea! Kristen said she'll even cook you wieners!

  14. Missed Connections ep6 pt2

    Surprise Episode!! Ever been in a cereal aisle of a store and you're stuck deciding between Cap'n Crunch and Fruity Pebbles and the man of your dreams walks up and says "Cap'n Crunch all the way," he leaves and you're stuck regretting for the rest of your life not giving him your name and number?...

  15. Petty Wap

    If he/she sent you a text that said "Hey. What's up? Hello! Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came through the door. I just want to chill, got a snack for us to roll..." Would you tell their significant other? Get it?! It's Trap Queen!

  16. Slide into my DMs

    Sliiide to the left, sliiide to the right, sliiide into my DMs. Calm it down now, y'all. Cha cha real smooth! ...Go to work! Kristen and Shea talk about how people turn to social media to send their best (...or lets be honest, usually worst) pick up lines that maybe they wouldn't have the...

  17. Friends with your ex?

    Shea and Kristen took a poll on social media of the age old question...Can you be friends with your ex? Listen while they talk about their own experiences and share their results. Spoiler alert! It's not as black and white as it seems...

  18. FBI

    "Federal Bureau of Instagram" Have you ever started following your crush on Instagram and somehow ended up on his ex girlfriends best friends dogs Instagram? Yea...us too.

  19. Test episode 1!

    7 caught bouquets and 1 failed engagement. We know the audio isn't great! We don't care, we're learning!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Join Shea Rieper and Kristen Hunsberger as they dive into the trials and tribulations of dating in their 30's. With social media and online dating...what could go wrong? After 7 caught bouquets and 1 failed engagement, they are clearly not next to walk down the aisle!

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