You're on the Clock

There are thousands of emojis, but only a select few can make the cut. This week, Lucas, Joey, Justin, and Brooke put their texting reputations on the line as they snake draft their favorite emojis over six rounds. Which emoji squad comes out on top? 🎙️😂This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star

Working our way through the color drafts, Lucas and Joey dive into the surprisingly deep world of yellow things. No food allowed...just stuff. The guys battle through a color that's everywhere once you start looking.

This week, Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex draft something near and dear to their hearts: Taco Bell menu items. Ignore the haters... this isn't just fast food, it's a way of life. The crew builds the ultimate Taco Bell lineup and defends their picks with way too much passion. Live Más.

The hands are out of stock at the Hand Store, so Lucas, Joey, and Alex are forced to replace them with... literally anything else. From practical upgrades to completely unhinged choices, the guys draft the best (and worst) hand replacements imaginable. Things get weird fast in one of our wildest drafts yet. Listen wherever you get your podcasts! This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠⁠⁠

Working our way through the alphabet, we’ve landed on the letter D! Lucas, Joey, and Alex draft their favorite foods that start with D....and it’s harder than you think. Enjoy this episode of You’re on the Clock! This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠⁠

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!Lucas, Joey, and Alex are back with a sweet new draft: Ice Cream Treats! No flavors allowed—those were already covered back in Episode 29. This time, the guys are drafting the best frozen treats. It’s guaranteed to make you want dessert.

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠Lucas and Malerie are back from paradise! In this special episode of You're on the Clock, the newlyweds draft their favorite things from their honeymoon adventure in Maui, Hawaii. From unforgettable experiences and breathtaking sights to delicious food and island memories, the couple relives their trip one pick at a time. Grab a tropical drink and join us for a laid-back trip back to the Aloha State.

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!Ranch lovers, this one's for you. Lucas, Joey, and Justin draft the best things to dip in ranch, from all-time classics to a few unexpected contenders. It's a delicious debate filled with strong opinions, questionable picks, and plenty of laughs. Which team would you choose?

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star! For this episode of You're on the Clock, the gang finally tackles one of Lucas' most anticipated draft topics: cereal. From childhood classics to controversial favorites, Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex go head-to-head drafting their ultimate cereal lineups. Which cereals are timeless legends? Which picks will leave the others scratching their heads? Pour yourself a bowl and join the debate as the fellas dive into nostalgia, sugar rushes, breakfast memories, and plenty of hot takes along the way.

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!Time is ticking on Episode 71 of You're On The Clock! Lucas, Erika, and Alex break down the 24 hours in a day and draft their favorite hours, from the crack of dawn to the middle of the night. Which hours are overrated? Which are underrated? And what time deserves the No. 1 overall pick? Tune in for a surprisingly heated debate about something we all experience every day.

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!For this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas and Alex draft some of their favorite movie sequels — strictly second installments only. From legendary follow-ups to questionable part twos, the guys debate which sequels truly outdid the original. If you’re a movie buff, you might love these picks… or completely hate them depending on your takes. Enjoy

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!Lucas, Justin, Joey & Alex are stepping up to the plate and drafting the ultimate WALK-UP SONGS. Originally this was supposed to be a 5-round draft… but there were just TOO many bangers, so we took it to 7 rounds. From classic hype tracks to unexpected deep cuts, this draft has everything you’d want blasting through the speakers before your at-bat, party stroll, or just walking in general.  And trust us… there are STILL so many songs left on the board 👀 Part 2 might have to happen.Who had the best draft? What songs did we miss? Let us know your favorite walk-up songs and who won this episode of You’re On The Clock!

Lucas and Justin are back on the clock, this time drafting the best Green Foods of all time. From healthy staples to chaotic snack picks, the guys battle through a surprisingly deep pool of green greatness with plenty of laughs, questionable strategy, and heated debates along the way. Come hungry.This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!

HAPPY EPISODE 67!!!!!!!!!! Lucas, Joey, and Alex dive headfirst into the chaotic world of internet and viral trends in this episode of You’re on the Clock. From legendary memes to painfully online moments we all somehow experienced together, the guys draft the trends that truly took over the timeline. It’s nostalgic, ridiculous, and yes… they even have cameras now, if you’re into that sort of thing.This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠⁠

Lucas and Malerie are officially newlyweds, and in this special episode of You’re On The Clock, they’re reliving every unforgettable moment from their big day. From emotional highlights to behind-the-scenes memories, the two draft their favorite moments from their wedding. It’s the perfect excuse to look back on the best day ever, with plenty of laughs. Enjoy! This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠⁠

Lucas, Alex, and Joey are back in the draft room. This time… tackling one of the most electric categories yet: the greatest fictional movie battles. From all-out chaos to perfectly choreographed showdowns, the guys break down what truly makes a battle iconic while building their squads in classic snake draft fashion.This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠⁠

In this episode of You’re On The Clock, Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex take the draft to the wild side—literally. The crew builds their ultimate pet rosters, diving into exotic, outrageous, and borderline ridiculous animals you’d never see at a local dog park. This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!

On this week’s episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex take on a draft concept that sounds simple on the surface… until it absolutely isn’t.The category is transportation methods. How you get to work, a party, or anywhere in between...but once the draft kicks off, things quickly spiral into chaos, creativity, and a few “how is that even transportation?” moments. The crew debates practicality vs. absurdity, speed vs. style, and what actually counts as a legitimate way to roll up.By the end, every pick feels like a statement, and no one agrees on what just happened… which is exactly the point.This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠⁠

On this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, and Joey are back in the draft room.. but this time, they’re narrowing it down. We’ve done candy before… now it’s all about the candy bars.From all-time classics to controversial favorites, the guys go head-to-head building the ultimate lineup without revealing their picks ahead of time. Strategy comes into play early, value gets debated, and things get heated as the board starts to thin out.Which candy bar reigns supreme? Who reached… and who built a championship roster?

This week on You’re on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, Alex, and Joey are back in the draft room...this time tackling the letter C in an all-time chaotic Alphabet Food Draft. From classic comfort picks to wild-card curveballs, the guys go head-to-head building the ultimate “C” lineup.Expect plenty of debate, questionable taste buds, and the usual trash talk as they argue over what truly deserves a spot on the board. Is it about flavor? Versatility? Pure vibes? You decide who drafted it best.Come hungry...this one’s stacked.This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠⁠

March Madness meets pure chaos in this episode of You’re on the Clock. Lucas, Justin, Alex, and Joey step into the role of coaches and draft their ultimate Celebrity Basketball Teams.From unexpected hoopers to absolute wild cards, the guys build squads based on skill, entertainment value, and straight-up aura. Would you rather have a lockdown defender or the funniest player on the court? A real athlete… or someone who just feels like they’d dominate?At the end of the day, only one question matters: whose team are you taking?This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!

Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex are back on You’re On The Clock, and this week, things get loud. The guys are drafting the best sounds… not sound effects. Sounds. Get that right. From satisfying everyday noises to hype, nostalgic, and downright ridiculous picks, this one covers it all. Turn the volume up; this episode is filled with some great noise.This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠⁠

Lucas, Alex, Joey, and Justin are clocking in… but this time, it’s for battle. In this episode of You’re on the Clock, the guys draft office supplies that could actually hold their own in an all-out office supply battle royale. This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!

Lucas, Alex, and Joey are on the clock drafting the grossest, most uncomfortable words in the English language. No swear words, no slurs, and nothing inappropriate…just perfectly normal words that somehow make your skin crawl. From weird mouth-feel to words that should never be said out loud, the guys debate, laugh, and try to build the most unsettling lineup of vocabulary possible. This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!

In this chaotic and hilarious episode of You’re On the Clock, Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex draft things we want to eat… but absolutely should not. From childhood temptations to objects that look delicious for no good reason, the guys debate texture, smell, nostalgia, and pure intrusive thoughts. It’s a draft fueled by curiosity, regret, and the universal urge to put things in our mouths. Listener discretion advised. You may never look at everyday objects the same again.This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!

Crack open a cold one (of soda)... This week on You’re on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex draft sodas in a fast-paced, chaotic-but-strategic snake draft. From all-time classics to wild dark-horse picks, the guys debate soda vs. pop, defend controversial choices, and spiral into madness as the board fills up. Who built the most refreshing roster? Who reached way too early?This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!

This week on You’re on the Clock, Lucas, Joey, and Justin dive headfirst into the color wheel and draft all things blue, and no, food was strictly off-limits. It’s Joey’s first time on the pod, and he wastes no time making bold picks, stretching the definition of blue, and questioning everything Lucas and Justin thought they knew. From obvious slam dunks to “wait… is that actually blue?” debates, this draft gets chaotic fast. Strong opinions, questionable logic, and zero regrets.This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!⁠⁠

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star!Lucas, Justin, and Alex break down the Big Game the only way that really matters.... the food. The guys draft their ultimate Super Bowl party plates, picking 1 entrée, 3 appetizers, 1 dessert, and 1 drink. From Wisconsin staples to party classics, it’s all on the board. Who built the best plate?

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠Jimmy's North Star!⁠On this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas and Justin take turns drafting the five liquids they’d want to dispense directly from their fingers (yes, really). From practical picks to chaotic curveballs, this draft gets weird fast as they debate hydration strategy, luxury pours, and which finger deserves the most power.It’s creative, unhinged, and somehow way more competitive than it should be. Welcome to the Finger-Liquid Dispenser Draft.

It’s a McDonald’s Draft! Lucas and Justin are on the clock, drafting straight from the Golden Arches menu to build the perfect order. Big Macs, nuggets, breakfast legends, and questionable reaches all make an appearance in this episode of You're on the Clock!If you’ve ever stared at a McDonald’s menu too long… this episode is for you.Thank you, Jimmy's North Star, for sponsoring this show!

Welcome to You’re On The Clock—the comedy draft podcast where people build the perfect roster, and argue while doing it… Sponsored by Jimmy’s North Star!We made it to 50 episodes...and we’re celebrating in a big way. For the first time in You’re on the Clock history, this episode is available on video!In honor of the milestone, Lucas and Justin draft things tied to 50, diving into trivia, chaos, nostalgia, and plenty of questionable logic along the way. Whether you’re a longtime listener or jumping in for the first time, this episode is a celebration of the journey so far, and a glimpse at what’s next. Enjoy!

Lucas, Ryan, and Justin get saucy this week as they draft the best sauces of all time. From fast-food staples to fridge essentials and a few controversial picks, things heat up quickly as they debate what truly makes a sauce elite. Tune in and decide who built the tastiest lineup in this flavorful episode of You’re On the Clock.

A lot happened in 2025... so let’s draft it.On this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas and Malerie look back on the past year and draft their best moments that defined 2025. It’s a fun reflection on a year that flew by. We’re excited for what 2026 has in store... but first, let’s celebrate the year that was.

Lucas, Ryan, and Justin ring in the new year with the biggest draft of the calendar—months! From summer heat to holiday hype, the crew battles over vibes, weather, nostalgia, and pure chaos as they fight for the best 12-month lineup. Enjoy!Thank you Jimmy's North Star for sponsoring this show!

Lucas and Justin are back on the clock—this time drafting white foods. From elite carbs to questionable dairy decisions, the guys go head-to-head building their culinary dream teams while debating what actually counts as “white.”It’s chaotic, it’s competitive, and it’s definitely not doctor-approved. Tune in now!Thank you, Jimmy's North Star, for sponsoring!

Last week it was Christmas movies… this week we’re sticking with the holiday vibes and drafting our all-time favorite Christmas songs! Lucas, Ryan, Steven, and Erika are on the clock, building the ultimate festive playlist.From timeless classics to modern bangers, guilty pleasures to “don’t judge me” jams, this draft has it all. Who reaches? Who steals? Who builds the best holiday lineup?Tune in, get in the Christmas spirit, and let us know who won this week’s draft!Thank you Jimmy's North Star for sponsoring our show!

Lucas, Erika, Steven, and Cory go on the clock to draft their favorite Christmas movies! From all-time classics to chaotic holiday gems, this festive episode breaks down nostalgic favorites, controversial picks, and the ultimate holiday-watch power rankings. Which movie goes 1.01? Who reaches too early? Grab some hot cocoa and enjoy this holiday draft! Thank you Jimmy's North Star for sponsoring our show! 

Winter is coming. Lucas and Malerie brave the blizzard in this week’s episode of You’re on the Clock, drafting the ultimate snow day activities. Stay warm out there.Sponsored by Jimmy’s North Star!

Lucas, Justin, and Cory step up to the table for a Thanksgiving Plate Draft on this week’s You’re on the Clock! From iconic mains to legendary sides and controversial desserts, the boys battle it out to build the ultimate holiday plate. When will Turkey go? Tune in and draft along!Welcome to You’re On The Clock—the comedy draft podcast where people build the perfect roster, and argue while doing it… Sponsored by Jimmy’s North Star!

Lucas and Justin are back for another round of You’re On The Clock, drafting the best foods that start with the letter B! Things get bold and bizarre in this one. Justin thinks he ran away with the win — do you agree? Comment your pick for who had the better draft, and big thanks to Jimmy’s North Star for sponsoring the show!

On this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, and Ryan draft the worst things to shower in. Things get weird fast. It’s gross, it’s chaotic, and it’s surprisingly strategic. Lather up (safely) and dive into another hilarious round of drafting nonsense!Big thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!

Lucas, Ryan, Justin, and Cory celebrate Halloween the best way they know how — with a candy draft! From chocolates to sours to fruity favorites, the crew debates the ultimate trick-or-treat haul and relives the good old days of pillowcases full of sugar. It’s all treats, no tricks, in this sweet and spooky episode of You’re on the Clock. Big thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star ⁠⁠⁠⁠for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!

Lucas, Justin, Ryan, & Erika dive into all things autumn. From cozy vibes and comfort foods to Midwest traditions and a few very basic arguments along the way. It’s a full-on fall draft packed with nostalgia and some hot takes that might just split the room.Big thanks to ⁠⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star ⁠⁠⁠for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!

In this episode of You’re On The Clock, Lucas is joined by the hilarious sports content creator @BigPankreas to draft the best balls to drop off a building. From discussing balls of all sizes, the two dive deep into physics, chaos, and pure boy-humor. Be sure to check out BigParnkreas on Instagram and TikTok!Big thanks to ⁠⁠Jimmy’s North Star ⁠⁠for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!

In this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas, Malerie, &Anna dive into the ultimate comfort food showdown... Cheese Foods! From melty classics to unexpected wildcards, the trio drafts their top cheesy picks and debate what truly qualifies as a “cheese food". Arguments are had. Enjoy. Big thanks to ⁠Jimmy’s North Star ⁠for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!

In this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas, Josh, & Justin step into the haunted war room to draft their favorite horror movie characters. From slashers to creatures, no pick is safe. Who builds the scariest squad? Who makes the funniest reach? And who totally fumbles their draft in the dark? Did you pee yourself? Let us know and enjoy this episode. Big thanks to Jimmy’s North Star for being the sponsor of the show! Cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!

Lucas & Justin are back on You’re on the Clock with a special twist... The very first sponsor, Jimmy’s North Star! What better way to celebrate than by drafting our favorite things about this legendary spot? We’re putting Jimmy’s on the draft board. Big thanks to Jimmy’s for being the first ever sponsor of the show — cheers to good food, good drinks, and good times!Jimmy's Socials: https://www.facebook.com/JimmysNorthStar/

Lucas, Justin, and Ryan go all-in on the color green. The guys draft the very best green things (no food allowed). Who built the strongest green roster? Who went off the rails? It’s the ultimate battle of shades in The Green Draft. Enjoy.

The NFL season is here! In this episode of You're on the Clock, Lucas and Justin draft the best current NFL quarterbacks to hang out with. From personalities to vibes, it’s all about who you’d actually want to spend a day with off the field. What activities will be had? Listen to find out.

IT'S CORN! In this episode of You’re on the Clock, Lucas and Malerie go all-in on the ultimate draft of corn foods. With Malerie’s Iowa roots and the coveted first overall pick, she brings some hometown expertise to the table. From sweet to savory, it’s a corny showdown you won’t want to miss!