You're Still Here?!?

Hell Policies, AI Influencers & the Chicken Hitman.“You can’t show up to hell with some milk-toast scam”Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Meal Tracking Coworkers, Bald Hall Passes & the SCAM of the Week“If you're bald, you're already starting with an 0-2 count"Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Declining IQ's, Chopped Unc's & the SCAM of the Week“The kids are failing Jim Carrey 202"Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Wonka Knobs, New Years Diapers & the SCAM of the Week“If you're on a train or bus nowadays, there's a considerable chance you're sitting 3 rows from patient zero in 28 Days Later”Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

LIE-MDB, The Tea App & the Hedge Fund Salad SCAM“That's basically what the Tea App is...Yelp for HAGS"Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Spinach-Filled Stag Parties, the Tomfoolery Police and the Scorned Ex SCAM"If you were inside a DICKS Sporting Goods and even dribbled a basketball once, the Tomfoolery police were immediately dispatched to cease your activity"Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Lamb’s Breath, Propaganda Cabinets & the Ozempic Scam“There’s a place on Altoid Avenue….”Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Popes, Plane Clappers, Plinko Deliveries and more"I'm not confessing anything to some guy from Chicago"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Escape Rooms, Non-Ticking Boyfriends and the 'Uber Eats Bike Tipping' SCAM."Something tells me if she jumped off the Titanic, you wouldn't hear her ticking anymore"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Zero Toilet Paper Clogs, Graduation Lawn Signs and Swiping the Weather Credit Card."Just because you moonwalk doesn't mean you're affiliated with Michael Jackson"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Relationship Dealbreakers, Urine Sample Philosophies and the SCAMs of the Week“With my luck, I'm gonna open those test results and get the Dallas Buyers Club McConaughey news"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Olympic Role Models, Prosthetic Legs and the Great PayPal Hack of 2027“He may not have the gold medal but he has the golden cahk”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Facebook Marketplace, Emotional Balding and the Singles Run SCAM"All it took was one night where she met another me who's more me than me"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Home Depot Coliseum Ruins, Foreign Accent Syndrome & the European Air Conditioning SCAM."I felt like if I flipped over one of those 'ancient ruins' I would see a Home Depot tag on it"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Rat King Summer, The 7 Circles of Hell & the FlyMeOut SCAM"If you did things in your life to avoid going to hell, I think you’re going to hell”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Professional Protestors, The Month Fantasy Rankings & the SCAM(s) of the Week “There is absolutely something scam related about a protest happening in the same college dorm that a best-of-7 FIFA 2022 tournament is taking place"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Eclipse Watch Parties, Gen Z Inner Monologue & the Broker Blackmail SCAM.“Using the word ‘journey’ is simply a way to justify previous poor behavior"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Dusty Donut Assortments,  Syndey Sweeney's Cans & the Designer's Choice SCAMSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Apple Vision Pro, Bottom Shelf Flowers and the Microwave Button SCAM“If you failed in the real world, you shouldn't quality for the virtual one.”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Paid Job Interviews, Excessive Wax Producers & Unoriginal Price Is Right Bids“How would you describe the internet to people in the 1800s?”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Toothpaste Mouth, World War II Documentaries and the SCAM of the Week“If you send both of our blood to a DNA lab, mine’s coming out with more cutlets.Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Black Friday, Simulated Ranges & the ‘Got You In Early’ SCAM"He who scams last, scams loudest."Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Candy Kaisers, Jump Scares & the End Zone SCAM"That's what Halloween is. It's like the Purge for Kids."Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Mexican Aliens, Scandalous Politicians & the Swifty SCAM"It ain't fat, it ain't skinny, it's just there"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Lying on your resume, the Dennys Impression & the SCAM of the Week“I would forget everything about her except what she ordered.” Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

TV Experts, the PAC-22 and the Lawn Pesticide Scam“I saw the show. I know the law.” Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Document Reviewers, Daily Ick Videos, and the 'Taste of Their Own Medicine' SCAMSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Jailbird Dating Apps, RushTok Hierarchies & the Late reservation SCAM."I want to know whose the Christian McCaffrey and Austin Ekeler of these sororities".  Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Johnny 5, Insidious TikTok & the 'Destination Wedding' Scam  “Being a porn star is like serving in the military...once you serve, you serve for life”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Genius Bar Quarrels, Adult Movie Theaters  & the Perils of TikTok advice “You went from the Kraken to the people under the stairs”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Acronyms, NPCs & the Reverse Flynn EffectSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Lena the Plumber, Fantasy Football Punishments & the classic ‘Fame vs. Fortune’ debate.Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Celebrity Conundrums, Surfing Moves & the Marrying Your Best Friend SCAM."Would you rather be a celebrity pre or post Instagram?"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Joey Chestnut, Instagram Threads & the Short King Summer SCAM"If you're going to be a hiker or a camper, do it the real way...where you can actually die."Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Mediocre Porn, Miserable Teens & Comforter Cleaning Services"If I'm gonna be watching porn, it has to be of someone whose as mediocre as me"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Movie theater etiquette, Summer Boredom & the SCAM of the Week"What I've decided this summer....is that I'll be getting in shape for NEXT summer."Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Airplane Movies, Apple Goggles & the Broker Fee SCAM“And that is how you tell the truth to people…by lying to them"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Mister Softee, Gen Z in Jail & SCAM of the Week"In a few years kids are going to talk to people from the pre-cell phone era like survivors of the Titanic"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Dance Floor Wranglers, Decoy Apartment Searches & 'The Calf Conundrum'"Graduation is like a never-ending NBA lineup except it's none of the starters"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

SearchParty.com, Cool Summer Vacations & the Water Filter Scam"They just need to rename the Brita 'The Placebo' because it's just you thinking you're drinking filtered water. "Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Arrested Influencers, Easter Egg Hunts & Entering the Screenshot Witness Protection Program.Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

First Friday, Eternal Sneakers and the SCAM of the Week“You shouldn’t fight someone uglier than you because you’re the only one with something to lose”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Passport Bros, Dueling 63s & the SCAM of the Week.“We've been here 7 years trying to calculate a year...”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Yawners Buzz,  Slut Phases & the 'Table Isn't Ready Yet' SCAMSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Content Sifters, Dog Depression,  & the 'Hotel Breakfast Scam'“They used to say notifications give a dopamine hit, I have the opposite”.Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Joey Swoll, Morning Voice & the Curious Case of Missing InfluencersSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Fake Countdowns, Unsolved Mysteries & the 'Pickup at Departures' Scam“No one ever talks about the Angel's advocate - someone who just agrees with you and eggs you on."Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Chalky New Years Resolutions, ChatGPT Arguments and the 'Feels Like' scam“Don’t think I don’t know about those manual reviews. I live for manual reviews.Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Faulty iPhone Alarms,  Airplane AC Sniping and the 'Has Notifications Silenced' Scam“Tell me... when has a good check-in ever lead to something more?”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Sickness Denial, Friendsgiving & the Cyber Monday ScamSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media.Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media