Zack and Griffin's Multiversal Pet Shop

Sometimes the nerd is actually cool as heck and sometimes the cool guy is super lame. Lessons learned, and more, on this episode!

A snowy weasel, a giant crab, and Macho Man Randy Savage walk into a tavern... The joke writes itself. It's more Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press!

The fellas return to the Galar region of the Pokémon universe to dissect some more of the worst offerings Pokémon Sword and Shield have to offer.

We're getting a Witcher 3 DLC expansion before GTA VI!? Zack and Griff return to the Continent just to remember how nasty it is there.

Zack and Griffin explore some animals with odd features, some absolute monsters, and discuss the importance of punctuation.

Plants can be pets too! Though, maybe not these not plants. The boys return to Tome of Beasts 3 from Kobold Press to flex their green thumbs and pedanticize just way too much about being pedantic.

The fellas fling themselves forward in time, one billion years into the future, to experience the Ninth World and all the really rough looking creatures it has to offer. Join us!

Zack and Griff return to the Alola region for some sand, surf, and shit-talking of their least favorite Pokémon.

Ding-dangit, it happened again! Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2 got turned upside down and a bunch of dragons fell out! Not to worry, Zack and Griffin are on the case!

Imps and pseudodragons are SO last year. Let Zack and Griffin hook you up with the latest and trendiest familiars for new you!

If any casting directions are listening, please considered casting Zack and Griffin as a bickering two headed dragon. There's a great segment in this episode that can serve as our audition. Thank you!

At Zack and Griffin's Multiversal Pet Shop, we ask serious questions and investigate serious answers. For example, how many grapes can Griffin fit into his mouth at one time? All that and more! Come on in!

You like tomes. We like tomes. You like beasts. We like beasts. It's Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press! This title has also been Griffin's new vocal stim ever since it was recorded about a week ago.

Believe me, the other pitch for the episode title was somehow worse. But enough with the lewd introductions, it's another visit into the Creature Codex!

Pokémon really did not need to go to France, but hey, here we are. It's more of the least favorite Pokémon in town!

Daylight Savings Time is the worst, huh? One day it's all normal, and the next you're ONE BILLION YEARS in the future! Don't worry! Zack and Griffin are here to help you navigate the creatures you'll find in the Ninth World!

Grab your hoverboard, polish your raygun, and text your raddest friends, it's time for Slugblaster! Zack and Griff kickflip their way into a world (worlds?) of teen angst, impossible geometry, and doing sick tricks from one timestream to another, all while finding the most radical creatures along the way.

Would you rather have a giant magnetic lobster or a jungle cat made of lightning as a pet? These are the questions only asked at Zack and Griffin's Multiversal Pet Shop!

This episode features only the BIGGEST and the BADDEST and the BOYEST boys around! It's another installment of BIG BOIS!

Holy crap! Oh my goodness! These fellas are heckin' cool! No wait, that's not it. It's a HSOMGTFAFR!

This one's for all you bird brains out there! The fellas crack open Tome of Beasts 3 from Kobold Press to find some winged, feathey, beaky friends that are absolutely NOT birds. Don't be fooled!

Zack and Griffin return to the Unova region to dig up some more Pokémon that honestly could've used a little more time on the drawing board.

The fellas catapult themselves one billion years into the future and come up with...well not much to write home about. It's another Ninth World foray from Monte Cook Games!

Zack and Griffin break it down, drop it to the floor, and... Sorry, got distracted by this song I can't get out of my head. We're back with Tome of Beasts from Kobold Press for another classic style episode.

Grab your magnifying glasses, 'cause these are some little guys! The boys return to the Tome of Horrors from Frog God Games to locate more of the ittiest, bittiest boiz.

Fey creatures come in all shapes and sizes. And temperaments. Zack and Griff open up Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3 and see what fey folk come tumbling out.

Did you know that some folks are just f*cking rad? We did, and now so do you! Zack and Griff reopen Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2 and find more awesome dudes to discuss.

Zack and Griff set their sights on more horrors and end up finding some pretty chill dudes! It's the Tome of Horrors from Frog God Games!

Would you rather have a dog, or a dog that's kind of not a dog? Zack and Griff present four dog alternatives from Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts for your consideration!

Polish your diamonds and clutch your pearls, Zack and Griff set their crosshairs on the Sinnoh region! No Pokémon is safe from their scathing critique! And, yes, we do talk about Lopunny.

We LOVE the big bois on this show! Dive once again into Kobold Press's Creature Codex to encounter, nay, EXPERIENCE some of the biggest bois around! Content warning for arachnophobia (32:23 - 44:13)

The only thing that can save us from the present is THE FUTURE! And also perhaps some box office success. Zack and Griff fling themselves one billion years into the future for another heaping helping of creatures from the Ninth World!

It's Valentine's Day! Flowers and chocolates and monsters, oh my! We dig through Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3 to find you the best wingman to get you a date!

What do you get when you cross a shark with a narwhal? A flying menace, apparently. Join the boys for another foray into Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press, and explore the dangers of the unaligned!

We totally forget to mention it in the beginning, but this episode comes to you from Tome of Beasts 3 by Kobold Press! It's also our first episode of 2025! My oh my how far we've come. Thank you for listening!

What do a bottle cap, a fat man, and a German shepherd all have in common? They all don't want to set the world on fire! Is this enough Fallout references yet to tell you we did a Fallout episode? I hope so!

Even the majesty of the Hoenn region cannot escape the scrupulous and damning eye of Zack and Griff. We continue our second pass at talking about the worst Pokemon the world has to offer.

A common mantra on this show is, "They can't all be winners!" and we really embrace that this time around. Frost slugs and eye-stealing bugs abound in another episode featuring the Tome of Beasts from Kobold Press!

What do you get when you add the Fourth World and the Fifth World together? The Ninth World! We venture yet again one billion years into the future to explore the vast realms of Numenera and the Ninth World from Monte Cook Games!

Honestly, this one is mostly vibes. The plan was to talk about some of the creatures from the Tal'Dorei Reborn campaign setting from the folks at Critical Role. Instead, the boys talk mostly about Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and bodily fluids. For real, this one gets kinda nasty. Hope you have fun!

The boys are back! Reunited and it feels so good! With Zack's triumphant return, Griffin shares what he learned in the Tiny Dimension, and the boys unearth some more of the tiniest friends around.

Zack's still away on a mission, and Griffin is stuck in the tiny dimension! Whatever are they going to do!? Well, in the meantime, Griffin and special guest Ellie discuss some fellow tiny creatures; the best the Pikmin universe has to offer!

Zack is on an away mission today, so filling in for him is our actual, real-world boss, Mr. G! Mr. G is fresh off a trip from Hyrule and has brought a flock of friends from across the Legend of Zelda landscape!

You know 'em! You love 'em! Am I talking about Zack and Griff, or Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3? Why not both!

Zack and Griffin evaluate the Johto region to find the worst of the worst, the baddest of the bad, the sh*ttiest of the sh*tty, all for a second time.

Zack did all the pre-production on this episode, which means Griffin goes in cold! You know it, you love it, it's Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2 with a newly curated batch of critters!

Gimme a Tome! (tome!) Gimme an Of! (of!) Gimme a Beasts! (beasts!) What's that spell!? It's Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3! This episode has everything you could ever want! Assuming what you want is four different creatures from the book! Leaf snakes and little elemental guys and more!

What do you get when you combine the Forth World with the Fifth World? You get the Ninth World from Monte Cook Games' Numenera setting! A billion years in the future, and those folks still have some good pets. Plus, there's a two for one sale today!

Goodness gracious are these bastards nasty! Looking for that really nasty creature to ruin your day? We've got some options for you!