Episodes
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Don't cry for me...
Fire Emblem DLC, you're doing too much! AI agents≠number of hours played. Epic≠Steam Cooking Mama and KIrby are guessed so easily that the producer is displeased. Robert LOVES Tenebris Somnia! We, at Zeboyd, would like to sincerely apologize to the country of Argentina and its citizens. We have…
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Resident Evil goes moé.
Restructuring at Paramount and Warner Bros (F*** Warner Bros). XP is a dumb name for a division with malintent toward videogames. Robert encourages hackers to mess with new AI game. Robert finally crafted his special staff! Yay! And he has a new amulet! Gold star! The dorky lead in Resident Evil...
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Robert loves Persona 30 million!
New Starfox Multiplayer stuff (that Robert doesn't need because he doesn't like playing with others)! Robert really loves talking about Persona! Are Gears of War: E-Day devs going to be fired to avoid bonuses? We cannot avoid the Jacob Geller news. Robert has a hard time guessing Lunar Princess...
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Really ugly spoon.
If there is no game in the GTA 6 special edition, then what edition is special? Robert has terrible luck picking Kickstarters to back. You can't go wrong switching developers in the middle of development. Are your loading screens too short? We can fix that with ads! We play guess the character,...
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Who's that pokemon?!
Dragon Quest hits big sales milestone. Robert is pleased. The most popular character in Resident Evil according to fans is Elza Walker! (JK its Leon) Do Resident Evil fans have a sense of humor? We play a game that gets a little chaotic. Robert is trying to make a staff in POE but is failing.…
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Human Bartender Jackie Daytona!
Smell-o-vision upsetting to REAL gamers. KOJIMAAAAAA! Steam data leak has brought great joy to our household. What else would the Legend of Zelda movie be called??? Bestselling videogame of the year: Meccha Chameleon! Can you marry a shelf? Come play with us!
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It's raining men!
We watch the splooshy Resident Evil trailer. How many times can we say playability in one podcast? If Aeris isn't alive, what's the point? If buying isn't owning... Come play with us!
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Videogame event horizon
(Videogame is one word, I will die on this hill!) Brutal Legend was free for 666 minutes. Does anyone stan AI? Do you think the GTA VI leaker is pleased? Finally a game where you can sunbathe! Robert got stuff in POE that is like finding a mirror (btw that's rare).
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Is the leak real?
More talk of GTA VI, hang those who talk of less! Switch sales survived the price increase. Are Playstation and Japan dunzo? Can you retract a release date? (yes, yes you can) Digital controller talk makes Robert sad. Come play with us!
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Liar face
Saber CEO's BFF Claude wrote a statement for him. Tutorial on how to ignore specific publishers on Steam. Limiters are for your (and your hardware's) own good. Meccha Chameleon sells a bajillion copies. Come play with us.
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Roblox and Chris Hansen are perfect for each other
Release a successful game, straight to jail! Roblox user count is down! YAY! How small can an art exhibit be and still be worth it? Guns are now weapons of the fist, apparently. We are on day 15 of the POE Cthulhu watch. He still isn't there. Come play with us!
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But she's got a new hat!
Apparently CEO is the MOST integral part of game dev. Who knew? Robert is still on R'lyeh watch in the new POE league. The internet is the ultimate video game skill equalizer. How many hours should you wait for a game to get fun? Obligatory GTA VI mention. Come play with us!
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Waves of rats
Assassins Creed's numbers made us all believe again. Xbox sold less than 100 consoles in Japan last week, that's bad. Where in your house do you keep your ammo? POE is at the bottom of the ocean. Will we get to meet THE Cthulhu? The problem is not that Laufey is a woman, its that she isn't a guy....
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Banned for Disclosing Fishing Secrets
What is the point of over inflating GTA 6 pre-orders? If GTA 6 sells a bajillion copies, won't there need to be a bajillion consoles? New POE update is water based but doesn't have fishing?!?! What a ripoff! Game discs can hold 200MB+ Robert is a reformed Nintendo console warrior! Come play with us!
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We spoke with Mitch Mconnell for 20 minutes...
XBOX: Without our employees or game devs we will entertain a billion people a everyday! There is a lot more talk about gambling than you are expecting. Goodbye Mario Kart Tour, someone will miss you. Robert liked Aliens (late to that party) so he sought out the videogame. How long does it take to...
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Everyone hates Playstation
I am sure Netflix will not mismanage the Persona live-action series, right? RIGHT!?!? Robert is super excited for Metroid Ravenous! Chaos at XBOX. Trouble at Sony. How much could one console cost, Michael, $1000? Even Evercade is scoring off of Sony! Come play with us!
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Bando Namcai (yeah, we heard it)
The Steam Machine (not a cleaning appliance btw) is the most expensive console ever! Bandai Namco Studios makes a profit! If you want a chaos emerald, $800 please! A lot of physical-copies-only bros are suddenly good with digital. Star Fox is here and Robert really wants you to know about it!…
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Veronica Explains It All!
Robert tells you everything he knows about Resident Evil. There will be a test. Microsoft nonsense. Embargo dates aren’t just for game releases anymore. Evo attendance down, to the surprise of no one. I thought we all agreed NFTs are terrible. Star Fox day is almost here! Do a barrel roll to...
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Lots of sciency biology kind of things.
Mina the Hollower hits 500,000 games sold! We were on tenterhooks waiting to know what color Persona 6 would be. Of course we discuss the Ocarina of Time news. Thumb War: the video game we didn't know we needed. For a game we aren't buying, we talk about GTA 6 sooo much! Come play with us!
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Let them eat slime!
We NEEDED to dress our non-existent cat as a King Slime. Is there any way that GTA 6 can meet or exceed financial expectations? DMCA takedowns shouldn't be automated. God of War is a girlie game! Tomb Raider used AI but, of course, only in the just and pure of heart way. No one wants to release...
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A slime doesn't draw near...
Happy Dragon Quest Day to all who celebrate! Is Dragon Quest going Sci-Fi? How is his neck too long? What is up with that? Warning: This episode has more nipple talk than the average, but it comes up organically. HoYoverse is evil, let us explain how. Come play with us!
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Zut alors!
The French game industry is low-key imploding. Rare Sony and Alamo Drafthouse collab. Where are the preorders for GTA 6??? Forza 6 isn't Japanese enough? We can thank a bad DM for Shin Megami Tensei. There is a wealth of new game riches. Come play with us!
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You're so stupid and you have no idea...
Get your Switch 2 before prices go up, up, up! If Housemarque closes its all Robert's fault. So what if ChatGPT but it's a DQ slime? Diet coke or invade Iran? The choice is yours. Nobody: Steam Controller: *screams into the abyss* Come play with us.
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Do a barrel roll!
Hey Gamestop, what's new with you? Atari acquires the rights to Wizardry, sort of, probably, perhaps. Is the Resident Evil movie Resident Evil enough? It never snows in Raccoon City! The Dead Trigger Movie grossed how much?!?! Come play with us!
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Dragon Quest 11 puts a man through many changes.
Sony DRM drama! Where is the Star fox game that the leaker promised us?! Unknown illumination/Nintendo project slated for 2028. (Animal Crossing???) Resident Evil movie with none of those pesky cannon characters (phew, dodged a bullet there). Github loves that AI money! Join us for the history of...
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You've got the power to be our friend!
The flagship Sanrio Games offering is so on brand. Bluesky is obsessed with Moon Child. You could probably buy a lot of marijuana with $420.69. Shuhei Yoshida spills the Sony tea. Age verification - Won't somebody think of the children?! Come play with us!
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Stop Killing Games!
Do you like dinosaur-zombie monsters? Ground Zero has got you. Finally, another game with a vending machine in your party. Expensive things that Robert would never own but is amused by. Mamdani drops the ball on the blue shell. Shockingly, Robert is not a fan of Conker's Bad Fur Day. Come play…
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GTA 6, I don't think it exists.
Don't post the interview if you didn't interview anyone! Star Trek tried to teach us about AI and we didn't listen! Robert explains the stock market. Some GTA 6 fans have very tender feelings (and they might need a nap). Who will be in the Elden Ring movie (that Robert is aggressively not...
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Spattered throughout your gameplay
These people aren't being fired because they're bad, it's because of greed. You see how that's worse, right?! The Fox McCloud backdoor pilot movie opened. We hear it's good. Indio is going subscription based, can't wait to see how that works out for everyone. The Playstation is price adjusting…
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Steam is innocent! (maybe or not)
Epic is firing people but it's OK because they are talented. Nintendo is discounting digital games? The House of Mouse disses AI. It costs how much to make a game in America? Welcome Miners and Crafters to the theme park of your dreams! Come play with us!
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Ding dong the Metaverse is dead.
Surprise addition to The Switch 2. Has it been long enough that the Challenger accident is funny? (nope.) Double Fine can't do anything even relatively straightforward. Messy shipping drama for Capcom. Come play with us!
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The Switch 2 launch discount may be coming to an end.
Nintendo out cozy games Nintendo. Just treat voice actors fairly, c'mon guys! Is the PS6 coming? Ever? (no, the answer is probably no) Is the Xbox winging its way to the place where consoles are eternally blessed? Ray tracing makes Robert use his mad voice. Come play with us!
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Gamer Math = Price / Hours
Games are basically free the more you play them - it's gamer math! Pokémon Pokopia sounds fun, but Robert doesn't share well. That's why we have 3 Switches. John Wick's angel puppy? Parkour but with trains? Blue Prince out on Switch 2? Sounds like a Nintendo Indie Direct! You can tell the game...
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Hidden Cats (Steam can't touch us here)
Happy Resident Evil Requiem day to all who celebrate! Eurogamer layoffs Paramount complained to daddy and now gets to buy Warner Brothers (@!#?@! Warner Brothers). Generative AI is now head of XBOX. When AI has taken all the jobs, how will people get money to buy the AI products? Ashes of…
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Every game company dies someday...
Housemarque is the only remaining PS5 developer that Robert stans. The Jurassic Park game sounds oddly eclectic. Robert loves Reanimal (you know, for the most part). Players are furious (meaning barely inconvenienced), by disintegrating (showing some wear) analog sticks. If you use a 3DS, are you...
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Who hasn't wanted to be John Wick?
Apparently indie studios don't need staff anymore. Robert LOVES games sales figures. Play James Bond before he was cool. If you can't get parts, you can't make new consoles. When someone shows you who they are, believe them. Come play with us!
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Slimon finds a home.
FF VII remake trilogy is playing Switch 2 catch up. A student falling in a hole and fighting dinosaurs is the game we didn't know we needed. Robert's workstation gives us clues to his psyche. Are platformers devoid of stories? What defines a simulation game? (we are not able to answer this) We...
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We want to make sushi for sketchy looking people!
Taipei game show edition. Conventions have to be too loud, it's a federal law, not just a state thing. When you see VII with a "re" word you're gonna make some assumptions. Resident Evil Requiem works well on the Switch 2, and shouts of joy were heard in the streets. Lego, why you don't like...
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Sometimes it's nice to space out.
Metroid is getting a new producer. Warning: If you randomly take money from players, someone will inevitably notice. How can Ubisoft lay off a bunch of people without saying that they are??? "Is it weird for flowers to talk?" Yes, yes it is. Is a Tamagotchi a videogame? Jeff, (can I call you…
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Best non-Tails sidekick
Bye Twisted Pixel, may you wing your way to the place where video game devs are eternally blessed. New Persona-ish RPG Nothing is coming up Millhouse for video game stores. In a shocking turn of events, Millennials say old Zelda good, new Zelda bad. Come play with us! Stay strong, stay sane.
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Happy Action podcast
Editor's note: We are not saying that it's cool a guy died, we are saying its cool he lived so long. Guess which Switch 2 game sold the most so far! (Just kidding, you already know) The Ubisoft Halifax closure definitely has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they unionized. Pure...
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AI is why we can't have nice things.
Just when you thought computer components couldn't cost more, they can. Konami does Americana better than American devs. We all benefit when everyone gets to tell their story. We found the coziest of cozy games! What makes a cozy game? (Dark Souls we are looking in your direction) Our Sonic…
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We are coming to you live from December 2026!
Please be careful driving on mountain roads. Robert gets a Switch 2 for Christmas! Robert cannot shut up about Look Outside. 2025 was the year of Kart racing. Tech and Gaming trends for 2026. Come play with us!
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#6GTAsandamovie
We know you want our TGA opinions! Robert's nemesis won nothing! Robert hates Persona 5! (mobile) The Alters box art looks like a frat photo. GTA VI is never coming out. Come play with us!
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Light Up The Town!
Why is the Tekken guy leaving (we speculate a lot)? Robert loves Angeline Era! Is Kingdom Hearts II the hardest JRPG? What makes a good easy mode? Come play with us!
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RPGs have Infected Every Genre!
Metroid Prime 4 and Metroid: Other M are basically the same game (according to Metacritic). Shovel Knight developer, Yacht Club Games in danger of being buried. Robert gets a foil item in Path of Exile that is actually super rare and useful? What's going on?! Stop using game names as genre…
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"Everyone uses AI in their games" -idiot CEO man
Tim Sweeney is Team AI! To the shock of absolutely no one. We talk about Rogan Gaming's opinions on what some indie games say about you. Robert presents an RPG game mechanic that NEEDS to make a comeback! Robert tries to predict the next trend in RPGs Come play with us!
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Anything resembling body parts...
Some games Robert is looking forward to: Inazuma Eleven Victory Road Reanimal: If Ghibli made a horror film. (Robert knows how to say junket correctly, he just chooses not to.) Dispatch sparks a discussion about episodic games. How desperate/stupid is Gamestop?? Come play with us!
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The Steam Machine is a carpet cleaner.
Steam's Android version will be available before GTA. ...is this Half-Life 3? Turns out highlighting up-and-coming devs doesn't make you richer. Who knew? Square-Enix doesn't like their customers, but they do like AI. Come play with us!
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GTA 6 is never ever coming out.
Urban Dead is dead. Rockstar is union busting. Everyone on Earth has a copy of Mario Kart World (almost)! Goodtimeswithscar deserved better at TwitchCon's hand. Come children, gather around to hear tales about the new PoE league. Robert wants PoE buddies! Robert LOVES Hades, but Slay the Spire...
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