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Zeno's Football Logic

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A unique kind of weekly football podcast, where football defines the narrative!

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  1. GERMANY DESTROY SCOTLAND! Germany 5-1 Scotland! Mini Football Logic Ep. 121 (S4 Ep. 31)

    EURO 2024 is finally here! Zeno offers his reaction to the opening match of the tournament, with hosts Germany facing Scotland. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop...

  2. REAL MADRID WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! (again!) Mini Football Logic Ep. 120 (S4 Ep. 30)

    Real Madrid have won the Champions League for the 15th time after defeating Borussia Dortmund 2-0 at Wembley on Saturday night, thanks to goals from Dani Carvajal and Vinícius Júnior. Zeno offers his take on the big showpiece finale. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt...

  3. ATALANTA WIN THE EUROPA LEAGUE! Mini Football Logic Ep. 119 (S4 Ep. 29)

    Atalanta defeated Bayer Leverkusen 3-0 in the Europa League final last night. A slight shock, the Italian side backed up their impressive performance at Anfield against Liverpool by reaching the final and ending the 51-game unbeaten run that Xabi Alonso's side had going into this match. Ademola...

  4. Champions League: Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid reach the final! Mini Football Logic Ep. 118 (S4 Ep. 28)

    In today's episode, Zeno reacts to the deciding legs of the Champions League semi-finals, with Borussia Dortmund shutting out PSG, and Real Madrid finding a way to win, as always, late on against Bayern Munich. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are...

  5. Bayern and Real Madrid draw, Dortmund beat PSG! Mini Football Logic Ep. 117 (S4 Ep. 27)

    Zeno goes through the two Champions League semi-finals, with Bayern Munich facing Real Madrid, and Borussia Dortmund taking on Paris Saint-Germain. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!):...

  6. MANCHESTER CITY AND MANCHESTER UNITED REACH THE FA CUP FINAL! Mini Football Logic Ep. 116 (S4 Ep. 26)

    Zeno offers his take on this season's FA Cup semi-finals, with Manchester City finding a way past Chelsea, and Manchester United surviving a crazy tie against Coventry City. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!):...

  7. Champions League Quarter-Finals: 2nd Leg Round-Up! Mini Football Logic Ep. 115 (S4 Ep. 25)

    Zeno reacts to the deciding legs of the Champions League quarter-finals, with PSG, Borussia Dortmund, Bayern Munich and Real Madrid all making it through to the semi-finals. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!):...

  8. LIVERPOOL AND ARSENAL BOTH LOSE! Advantage Man City! Mini Football Logic Ep. 114 (S4 Ep. 24)

    Who would have seen this coming? Liverpool losing at home for the second time in a week, and then Arsenal following that with another home loss to Aston Villa a couple of hours later! Zeno reacts to these two key Sunday match-ups and the direct consequences of these results on the title race.…

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  9. Champions League Quarter-Finals: 1st Leg Round-Up! Mini Football Logic Ep. 113 (S4 Ep. 23)

    Arsenal v Bayern Munich, Real Madrid v Manchester City, PSG v Barcelona, and Atlético Madrid v Borussia Dortmund. The four Champions League quarter-final match-ups didn't disappoint. Zeno reacts to an action-packed set of 1st leg match-ups in the round of 8 of Europe's premier competition. Check...

  10. Liverpool Drop Points at Manchester United! Man Utd 2-2 Liverpool! Mini Football Logic Ep. 112 (S4 Ep. 22)

    Liverpool drop crucial points in a match they dominated! Due to many missed chances, they let Manchester United back in, and once again inspired by individual brilliance, they almost won a game they should have had no chance in. Zeno reacts to a result that flatters to deceive, and has, as it...

  11. Chelsea snatch victory from the jaws of defeat! Chelsea 4-3 Man Utd! Mini Football Logic Ep. 111 (S4 Ep. 21)

    This episode could have easily been talking about an impressive Garnacho-inspired comeback for Manchester United, but instead, Zeno is discussing Chelsea's late, late Palmer-powered counter-comeback! What a chaotic, out-of-control game of football! (a huge contrast to Man City v Arsenal on…

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  12. MANCHESTER UNITED KNOCK OUT LIVERPOOL! Man Utd 4-3 Liverpool! Mini Football Logic Ep. 110 (S4 Ep. 20)

    Zeno reacts to a chaotic, iconic FA-Cup quarter-final clash between two old rivals - Manchester United and Liverpool, with Ten Hag's men epically ending the quadruple hopes that Liverpool had harboured to commemorate Klopp's final season. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their...

  13. MANCHESTER CITY and LIVERPOOL DRAW?! Liverpool 1-1 Man City! Mini Football Logic Ep. 109 (S4 Ep. 19)

    The 2023/24 title race gets even closer…Zeno reacts to another enthralling, entertaining clash between Liverpool and Manchester City, with Pep Guardiola’s team starting well, only to see Klopp’s Reds fight back in a second half performance for the ages and ruing their missed chances and an…

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  14. Manchester is Still Blue...What’s New?! Man City 3-1 Man Utd! Mini Football Logic Ep. 108 (S4 Ep. 18)

    Foden is just TWO good! Zeno reacts to another dominant Manchester City performance in the Manchester derby against Manchester United. Ten Hag's men did take the lead and held it at half time, but they were never in control, and eventually the pressure told in the second half. It's starting to...

  15. LIVERPOOL ARE 2023/24 CARABAO CUP WINNERS!! Chelsea 0-1 Liverpool! Mini Football Logic Ep. 107 (S4 Ep. 17)

    In today's episode, Zeno reacts to the 2023/24 Carabao Cup final between Chelsea and Liverpool. An epic and tense showdown, Chelsea missed an opportunity to win a trophy against a depleted opponent, but this season, Liverpool have shown nothing but grit, determination and a level of assuredness...

  16. When was the last time Bayern Munich DIDN'T win the league? Mini Football Logic Ep. 106 (S4 Ep. 16)

    In today's special episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno briefly revises the last season when German footballing giants Bayern Munich didn't win a trophy. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!):...

  17. ARSENAL DEFEAT LIVERPOOL! Arsenal 3-1 Liverpool! Mini Football Logic Ep. 105 (S4 Ep. 15)

    Arsenal re-ignited their title hopes yesterday with an important victory over a lacklustre Liverpool side. Zeno reacts to a result that has altered the Premier League title race this season. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!):...

  18. MAN CITY KNOCK OUT TOTTENHAM! Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Man City! Mini Football Logic Ep. 104 (S4 Ep. 14)

    For the first time ever, Manchester City have finally scored and won a game at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium! Pep Guardiola has another accomplishment he can tick off, having set his eyes on achieving this feat after completing the treble. Nonetheless, Zeno reacts to an underwhelming performance...

  19. CHELSEA AND LIVERPOOL ARE THROUGH TO THE CARABAO CUP FINAL! Chelsea 6-1 Middlesbrough; Fulham 1-1 Liverpool! Mini Football Logic Ep. 103 (S4 Ep. 13)

    In this episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno discusses Chelsea’s dismantling of Middlesbrough, and Liverpool squeaking past Fulham in the semi-finals of the Carabao Cup. This is the second time in the last 3 editions of the EFL Cup that these two have faced off for the trophy at Wembley. Check…

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  20. Tottenham come back against Man United! Man Utd 2-2 Spurs! Mini Football Logic Ep. 102 (S4 Ep. 12)

    In this episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno discusses the interesting 2-2 draw between Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur, with Ange Postecoglou’s men delivering another impressive performance despite their personnel limitations, and with Erik Ten Hag’s team probably relieved that they got...

  21. Liverpool Punish Arsenal!! Arsenal 0-2 Liverpool! Mini Football Logic Ep. 101 (S4 Ep. 11)

    Zeno reacts to Liverpool defeating Arsenal in the third round of the FA Cup, thanks to some wasteful finishing from the Gunners (and Kai Havertz in particular) leaving the door open for Liverpool to snatch victory with two late goals. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt...

  22. Spurs get past Burnley! Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 Burnley! Mini Football Logic Ep. 100 (S4 Ep. 10)

    In the 100th episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to Tottenham Hotspur scraping past Burnley in the third round of the FA Cup, thanks to a glorious moment of magic from Pedro Porro. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!):...

  23. The 2023/24 Champions League Group Stage Round-Up. Mini Football Logic Ep. 99 (S4 Ep. 9)

    In today's episode, Zeno rounds up the final round of fixtures in this season's Champions League group stages. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our YouTube...

  24. Newcastle United CRUSH PSG! Newcastle United 4-1 PSG! Mini Football Logic Ep. 98 (S4 Ep. 8)

    In today's edition of Mini Football Logic, Zeno gives his reaction on a very impressive Newcastle United performance, as they took advantage of the French champions, Paris Saint-Germain, not turning up in this Champions League fixture by absolutely PUNISHING them. P.S. Apologies for the poor…

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  25. Spurs fight back for the draw! Arsenal 2-2 Tottenham! Mini Football Logic Ep. 97 (S4 Ep. 7)

    In the latest edition of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to the first North London derby of the season between Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur, with Spurs recovering well to take a point against the Gunners. P.S. FOUR points I want to make here: I acknowledge that I didn't mention that Bukayo Saka...

  26. Bayern squeeze past Man Utd! Bayern Munich 4-3 Manchester United! Mini Football Logic Ep. 96 (S4 Ep. 6)

    In today's episode, Julius reacts to his Manchester United's opening game in the Champions League, against German champions Bayern Munich. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop...

  27. Ansu Fati’s joining Brighton, Cole Palmer’s gonna be a Chelsea player! Mini Football Logic Ep. 95 (S4 Ep. 5)

    In today's episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to the potential transfers of Ansu Fati and Cole Palmer, with Fati looking like he will join on loan (with no buy option), and Palmer looking like he will join for quite a hefty fee, between 40m-45m pounds! (By the way, when I mean he's only...

  28. Tottenham DEFEAT Man Utd! Mini Football Logic Ep. 94 (S4 Ep. 4)

    In today's episode, Zeno and mainly Dukey, discuss the second "Big 6" clash in as many weeks, with Tottenham Hotspur kicking off the Ange Postecoglou era in a big way at home with a swashbuckling victory over Manchester United, who will definitely feel like they might have deserved more from the...

  29. Man United scrape past Wolves! Mini Football Logic Ep. 93 (S4 Ep. 3)

    In the first ever Dukey episode of Mini Football Logic, the man also known as Julius gives his post-match reaction to his Manchester United's fortunate victory over Wolverhampton Wanderers. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!):...

  30. Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs all draw! Mini Football Logic Ep. 92 (S4 Ep. 2)

    In the latest episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno discusses the two Sunday match-ups in the first weekend of 2023/24 Premier League action, with Brentford drawing with Spurs, and Chelsea and Liverpool once again tying. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here...

  31. Arsenal are Community Shield winners! Mini Football Logic Ep. 91 (S4 Ep. 1)

    In the opening episode of Season 4 of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to the Community shield match-up between Arsenal and Manchester City, with the Gunners finding a away to beat the Citizens for the first time in a while on penalties. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their…

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  32. Man City have finally won the Champions League! Man City 1-0 Inter! Mini Football Logic Ep. 90 (S3 Ep. 53)

    In today's episode, Zeno briefly discusses Manchester City's Treble-clinching victory over Internazionale in the final of the Champions League. The oil curse has been lifted! (well, for them anyway). It wasn't pretty, but they got the job done! Inter might have taken them by surprise, but it…

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  33. West Ham have won the UECL! Fiorentina 1-2 West Ham! Mini Football Logic Ep. 89 (S3 Ep. 52)

    In today's episode, Zeno reacts to West Ham winning the UEFA Europa Conference League, defeating Serie A side Fiorentina by two goals to one. Although this competition is currently looked down at by many, it is still a tournament that is coveted, and the West Ham celebrations from the fans…

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  34. Man City are FA Cup WINNERS! Man City 2-1 Man Utd! Mini Football Logic Ep. 88 (S3 Ep. 51)

    In today’s episode, Zeno reacts to Manchester City completing step 2 of their treble mission, by defeating Manchester United 2-1 in the FA Cup final. It really was a controlled, assured performance from the team in sky blue, never giving the team in red much of a sniff, and now they are one game...

  35. Sevilla win the Europa League! Again! Sevilla 1-1 Roma (4-1 pens)! Mini Football Logic Ep. 87 (S3 Ep. 50)

    In the 50th episode of this season's Mini Football Logic, Zeno reviews the Europa League Final in Budapest between Sevilla and Roma, with the Andalusian club's heritage in the tournament overpowering José Mourinho's overall heritage in European finals. It wasn't a game that will live long in the...

  36. Man Utd confirm Champions League qualification! Man Utd 4-1 Chelsea! Mini Football Logic Ep. 86 (S3 Ep. 49)

    In the latest episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to Manchester United's 4-1 victory against Chelsea, with this win guaranteeing Champions League football for the Red Devils next season, denying their rivals Liverpool a comeback of epic proportions, while also confirming, once again, that...

  37. Man City DESTROY Real Madrid! Man City 4-0 Real Madrid! Mini Football Logic Ep. 85 (S3 Ep. 48)

    Zeno reacts to Manchester City’s stunning dismantling of the reigning champions, Real Madrid, in the Champions League semi-final second leg, with the Citizens storming to the final off a 4-0 second leg win, sealing a 5-1 aggregate victory. Who the hell would have seen this result coming? This was…

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  38. Inter are Champions League finalists! Inter Milan 1-0 AC Milan! Mini Football Logic Ep. 84 (S3 Ep. 47)

    In the third consecutive Champions League-themed episode, Zeno discusses Inter Milan's progression to the 2022/23 Champions League final, after they finished off the job against their great city rivals AC Milan by adding a 1-0 win on top of the 2-0 win in the first leg. Now, they will be rewarded...

  39. Advantage Inter! AC Milan 0-2 Inter Milan! Mini Football Logic Ep. 83 (S3 Ep. 46)

    In the 46th episode of this season, Zeno discusses the second Champions League semi-final first leg between Inter Milan and AC Milan, with the Nerazzurri taking control of the first part of this deluxe Milan derby, over a lacklustre Rossoneri side. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and...

  40. Real Madrid 1-1 Man City! Two stunning strikes! Mini Football Logic Ep. 82 (S3 Ep. 45)

    In today's episode, Zeno reacts to the 1st Champions League semi-final first-leg of the week between the two favourites, Real Madrid and Manchester City. Vinícius Júnior⁠ gave the current holders the lead with a lovely strike that flew past Ederson at the end of the first half, only for Kevin De...

  41. Newcastle United 0-2 Arsenal! Arsenal keep up the title chase! Mini Football Logic Ep. 81 (S3 Ep. 44)

    In this episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to Arsenal's strong victory over Newcastle United to keep their title pursuit on track. (notice how I didn't mention the Chelsea game AT ALL. It shows just how IRRELEVANT their performance was, plus I said everything already in Episode 80, so…

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  42. Arsenal return to the top of the league (for now!) Arsenal 3-1 Chelsea! Mini Football Logic Ep. 80 (S3 Ep. 43)

    In Episode 80 of Mini Football Logic, Zeno reacts to Arsenal's comfortable victory over their London rivals Chelsea, putting the Gunners back on track after a period of weak form, while also pushing the Blues into more trouble. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale…

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  43. Liverpool steal it right at the end after Spurs comeback AGAIN! Liverpool 4-3 Spurs! Mini Football Logic Ep. 79 (S3 Ep. 42)

    Zeno reviews a crazy match between Liverpool and Tottenham, with Liverpool continuing their resurgence in form, while Tottenham, despite a slight increase in performance levels in recent matches (especially in the second half of matches), continue to flounder, despite completing a mega-comeback...

  44. Tottenham Hotspur fight back! Spurs 2-2 Man United! Mini Football Logic Ep. 78 (S3 Ep. 41)

    In today's episode, Zeno reacts to Tottenham Hotspur's comeback against Manchester United at home, managing to recover from a 0-2 deficit at half time to stop the losing streak at 2 matches, while simultaneously ending the Red Devils' winning streak at 3 matches. Check out our sponsors, GJ…

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  45. Man City's Premier League destiny is back in their hands! Man City 4-1 Arsenal! Mini Football Logic Ep. 77 (S3 Ep. 40)

    After a forced sabbatical, Zeno returns on the verdict on Manchester City's imposing, dominating victory over fellow title contenders Arsenal, with the game potentially proving to deliver a season-defining outcome, with the Citizens now only 2 points behind the Gunners with 2 games in hand. Check...

  46. Liverpool 7-0 Man Utd. Woah. Mini Football Logic Ep. 76 (S3 Ep. 39)

    In the first ZFL episode in over a month, Zeno returns with a crazy reaction to a crazy game of football between Liverpool and Manchester United, with Jürgen Klopp's side inflicting the heaviest Premier League loss EVER on their Manchester rivals. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and...

  47. Pedro Porro is FINALLY about to become a Spurs player! Mini Football Logic Ep. 75 (S3 Ep. 38)

    Zeno reacts to the news that Tottenham Hotspur have finally got their man, Sporting wing-back Pedro Porro, after almost a whole month of negotiations and almost daily meetings. He even said goodbye to the Sporting fans after their loss in the Taça da Liga final to Portugal. Surely he's coming,...

  48. Are Arsenal winning the league? Arsenal 3-2 Man Utd! Mini Football Logic Ep. 74 (S3 Ep. 37)

    Zeno reacts to another Arsenal masterclass, with the Gunners defeating Manchester United 3-2 to carry on their surprising, devastating march to the Premier League title. They're really looking good, aren't they?! It's looking harder and harder to bet against them the more they play this season......

  49. Mykhailo Mudryk is now a Chelsea player, not an Arsenal one! Mini Football Logic Ep. 73 (S3 Ep. 36)

    In today's episode of Mini Football Logic, Zeno discusses Chelsea's shock hijack of Arsenal's transfer move for Mykhailo Mudryk from Shakhtar Donetsk. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt sale here (t-shirts are £10!): https://www.gjdiamonddesigns.com/shop Check out our...

  50. Chelsea sign João Félix?! Lucas Moura's leaving Spurs... Mini Football Logic Ep. 72 (S3 Ep. 35)

    In today's epiosode, Zeno talks about Chelsea's intriguing loan signing of João Félix, and the news that Tottenham Hotspur's Lucas Moura will be leaving at the end of the season. Check out our sponsors, GJ Diamond Designs, and their t-shirt collection here (sales are here; t-shirts are £10!):...

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How many episodes does Zeno's Football Logic have?

Zeno's Football Logic has 144 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on June 15, 2024.

What is Zeno's Football Logic about?

A unique kind of weekly football podcast, where football defines the narrative!

How often does Zeno's Football Logic release new episodes?

Zeno's Football Logic publishes weekly, based on its 144 episodes since September 2020.

Who hosts Zeno's Football Logic?

Zeno's Football Logic is created and hosted by X1 Arts.
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