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Zero Credit(s)
by Henry and John
Zero Credit(s) is made up of John and Henry, two unprofessional, unqualified people talking about subjects they have no business talking about.
Episodes
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Episode 434: Black Sheep (2006) Ft. Drew
Drew has entered the Frightentimes with some sheep in tow. Can Drew, Henry, and John survive a bleak sheep outbreak in New Zealand? What awaits the world when the sequel to this movie drops in a mere month? All of this and more, including a deep dive into the inner struggle creatives face when...
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Episode 433: The Love Hypothesis (2026) Ft. Ashley
A special time of the year means a special guest has appeared! Long-time fam and friend of the show Ashley is here and she has brought The Love Hypothesis (2026) with her into these the most dangerous and frightening of times (get it? cause it’s the Frightentimes. okay). What horrors does this…
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Episode 432: Backrooms (2026)
Welcome, students, to the class of night. Again, Frightentimes are in session and we have many lessons to get through before the clock strikes done. This week’s lesson: Backrooms, and how to navigate them. Join us for a rousing debate and discussion through these yellow wallpapered halls and how…
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Episode 431: Mutiny (2026)
Welcome Fams to the “Where Are They Now” series, where we check in on various actors from the Fast and Furious series while awaiting the final installment Fast Forever slated to come out in 2028. This week, we turn to one Shaw (of Hobbes and Shaw) to find out what he’s been up to and it does not...
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Episode 430: The Runner (2026)
John requested a short movie for this week, so we found the shortest movie that’s come out in 2026 so far – The Runner! A high-powered lawyer–hey, wait, what is a high-powered lawyer? Like, do they bill more per hour, or do they have some sort of power that other lawyers don’t have? Are there...
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Episode 429: Haunted Mansion (2023)
September is here and with it comes the end of the summer season. Yes, Lezze Le Bon Temps Summer is ending right here with Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023). This definitely set in New Orleans movie is the culmination of all the movies we’ve covered this summer – but can LaKeith Stanfield, Rosario...
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Episode 428: Aang: The Last Airbender (2026)
From deep in the heart of our current programing came the need to take a break, and so here we are at a movie that came out this year on a streaming service: Aang: The Last Airbender, a sequel to a series that ended 20 years ago. Does this modern day interquel hold up to the series of the past?...
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Episode 427: Down by Law (1986)
Sometimes, John suggests a movie that Henry’s never seen. Usually it’s horror, but in this case it’s an independence comedy neo-beat noir crime film Down by Law written and directed by Jim Jarmusch. Most of the time, Henry’s life is improved by these suggests, but will this black-and-white buddy...
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Episode 426: Deja Vu (2006)
Well, that Lezze Le Bon Temps Summer keeps heating up and this week, Denzel Washington’s job is to cool it down by preventing a terrorist attack in the heart of the Big Easy. Does this post-Katrina action sci-fi thriller hold up in a world so against surveillance? Find out, right here on Zero...
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Episode 425: All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
Wow, another Lezze Bon Temps Summer movie, and this one’s a Don Bluth film to boot. They just keep coming, don’t they? We’ve got Burt Reynolds voicing a dog. It’s crazy. Does this movie hold up from the 100s of times John watched it as a child? Let’s find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).
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Episode 424: The Odyssey (2026)
Look to the southerly winds, cause we somehow covered a movie in theaters right now on the first week of its opening. That’s right, it’s all Greek to us in this modern take of Homer’s Epic poem re-imagined by one Christopher Nolan. How does it stack to any of the other renditions of this amazing…
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Episode 423: The Mummy (1999)
We’re building our own DUCU cause they won’t give us one, so here’s 1999’s The Mummy, the Brendan Fraser one, cause it’s made by Universal and features one of the Dark Universe monsters (it’s the Mummy one). Will Henry and John be able to hide their bias for this movie long enough for you to …...
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Episode 422: Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (1998)
As we roll merrily along down the stream of Lezze Le Bon Temps Summer, we find ourselves back in da Bayou and this time, the monsters are real. Does this 1998 revival of a franchise many times over revived stand the test of time, or sink into the muddy depths of Da Mighty Mississippi? Grab …...
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Episode 421: Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans (2009)
Let the good times continue to roll as we extend Lezze Le Bon Temps Summer with our coverage of Werner Herzog’s Bat Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans, a movie with a clunky title but smooth, smooth action. Does Nic Cage’s performance and a slew of bad decisions save what could otherwise be a…
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Episode 420: Hard Target (1993)
We had back to New Orleans to hunt some man for our coverage of Hard Target, an action thriller set deep in the heart of the deep south as part of our lezze le bon summer series. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen, and the guy from the mummy who plays the mummy all combine with … Continue...
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Episode 419: High School Musical (2006)
Henry got sick, so the episode didn’t get uploaded in time, but here it is! Our deep dive into High School Musical for your ears and brains to enjoy. Does this made-for-television movie turned international (?) hit stand the test of time? Does it? DOES IT? Let’s find out, right here on Zero...
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Episode 418: Wolf Man (2025)
Continuing our Dark Journey through the Dark Universe, we come across Leigh Whannell’s Wolf Man (2025), a tragic horror tale (tail?) of a man wronged by a wolf man. Does Leigh Whannell’s streak of perfectly adapted, nuanced horror films based on Universal’s monster catalog continue? Find out…
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Episode 417: The Secret of NIMH (1982)
We’re back this week with a Don Bluth special served up to us by our good dear Fam Ashley. Will this animated masterpiece meet with our very refined taste when it comes to movies, or will it be scattered into the fields for the rats to turn into electricity (somehow)? Find out, right here on …...
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Episode 416: Abigail (2024)
With the pirates sorted, it’s back to our Build-Your-Own Dark Universe Cinematic Universe coverage with Abigail, a comedy/horror film starring Dan Stevens (and others). We’ve already picked it for the DUCU by covering it, but does it earn its place in those hollowed halls? Only time will tell,...
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Episode 415: The Pirates of the Caribbean: THE RIDES, ALL THE RIDES!
Done with the movies, we turn hard port to starboard toward what lies beyond the horizon: THE RIDES, ALL THE RIDES! Disneyland, Disney World, Disneyland Tokyo, Disneyland Paris, and Disney Shanghai all have a pirates related ride and we are here to dissect them and rank them amongst each other as...
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Episode 414: The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)
Well, we’re finally here at the last Pirates movie, hat in hand, begging for the final one of these movies to redeem the franchise and reward our time spent watching every single one of these movies in full. Will that happen? You know the answer. Right here on Zero Credit(s).
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Episode 413: The Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Well, we finally made it to a Pirates movie neither John nor Henry had seen before and boy is this one a doozy. Can Jack Sparrow carry a movie on his own? Will the best thing about these movies continue to be the Geoffrey Rush of it all? Only time will tell, I suppose, right … Continue reading...
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Episode 412: The Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Well, here we are at the end of the pirates trilogy. After this, there will be no more pirates movies. Crazy right? How far we’ve co–wait, there’s two more? Ugh, fine. We’ll do those, too. Right here on Zero Credit(s).
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Episode 411: The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)
Back onto the high seas with we, as there be more pirates to see! We continue our foray into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise with the second film of the series. Davy Jones, lost love, and crab people await us, but does this high seas adventure measure up to its predecessor, or will it …...
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Episode 410: The Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Arrrgh, dear fams, the time is nigh. You voiced it, we heard it, the pirates are here and it’s time to delve into Davy John’s locker for the plunder that is a Supplemental Reading of this fan-favorite film franchise. Do the likes of Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly, and Geoffrey Rush…
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Episode 409: The Invisible Man (2020)
It’s time to continue our own Build-A-DUCU Experiment with 2020’s The Invisible Man, written and directed by Leigh Whannell. Does this psycho thriller of a woman (Elisabeth Moss) tortured by a rich ex-boyfriend (some guy) earn its place in the DUCU, or are the connections hard to see? Find out...
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Episode 408: The Wrecking Crew (2026)
Continuing our coverage of the Dark Universe, we veer off the road into a helicopter and tackle two burly men who eat Steroid Pancakes for breakfast. Yes, this has nothing to do with the Dark Universe, nor does it have anything to do with the FFCU. Instead, enjoy Henry and John day tripping off…
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Episode 407: Big Game 60
It’s time once again for a regular ole episode, one covering all the happenings of the annual Big Game (don’t sue us). Henry and John hit the gridiron to tackle the highs and lows of the evening including an overview of the game, a deep dive into the halftime show, and of course a step … Continue...
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Episode 406: The Mummy (2017)
Continuing our coverage of the Dark Universe, we dive head first into the Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise, Jake Johnson, and others. Will we unwrap the mysteries of why this movie failed to launch the Dark Universe proper, or fall victim of the Mummy’s curse and have to kiss her? Is Tom Cruise or...
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Episode 405: The Shadow’s Edge (2025) Ft. Drew
Drew from the Marvel’s A.C.E. is here to deliver some expert martial arts analysis for Jackie Chan’s latest film The Shadow’s Edge, a remake of 2007’s Eye in the Sky. Does this Chinese film never released to the West have the chops, or do its punches bounce off like mosquito bites? Find out right...
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Episode 404: Dracula Untold (2014)
Finally, we start our coverage of the Dark Universe Cinematic Universe (DUCU) with this, the untold story behind one Dracula. Does this legend turned to myth turned to historical horror/thriller stand the test of time, or does it crumble under the weight of so much promise? Join Henry and John as...
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Episode 403: Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
Happy New Year, Fams. We’re kicking off 2026 with a deep dive into the latest Knives Out Mystery by Rian Johnson with a smattering of plans for the rest of the year. Does Wake Up Dead Man live up to the Knives Out name, or will it be buried under the full weight of the … Continue reading Episode...
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Episode 402: Best/Worst 2025
Well it’s that time of the year once again. We tabulate whether the year is a good or a bad via 10 spot checks into the Zeitgeist. Movies, Video Games, and Television kick us off into seven randomly picked categories submitted by you, the dear fams of our show. Will 2025 go down in the … Continue...
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Episode 401: Frankenstein (2025)
It’s back to the lab again for the last Supplemental Reading of 2025 and we’re tackling Victor Frankenstein and his monster. Does Guillermo Del Toro’s new work fit within the canon of Frankenstein, the Frankencanon? Or does it simply fall to pieces in the end? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).
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Episode 400: A Supplemental Reading of The World’s End (2007)
Surprise! Life’s getting hectic, so you get this episode early. It’s the 400th (numbered) episode of Zero Credit(s) and we’re capping it off by capping off the Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy with The World’s End. Can Edgar Wright and Co. deliver a satisfying ending to this beloved trilogy? We…
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Episode 399: Hot Fuzz (2007)
Dipping into the next flavour, if you will, of the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, we have Hot Fuzz. Still direct by Edgar Wright, still starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, only this time in blue. Is the comedy, action, thriller good enough to stand on its own merits? Let’s find out, right here…
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Episode 398: Shaun of the Dead (2004)
It’s time to get sticky as we embark on covering the entirety of Edgar Wright’s Cornetto trilogy starting with Shaun of the Dead (2004). What does the zombie comedy horror hold for us? Are there any comparisons to obscure video games? You’ll have to find out, right now on Zero Credit(s).
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Episode 397: A Supplemental Reading of the Trailer to Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Grogu (2026)
In a first every emergency supplemental reading, the Zero Credit(s) boys punch it into hyperspeed to fly amongst those warring stars once again. That’s right, the trailer to Star Wars; The Mandalorian & Grogu dropped a month ago and John just saw it for the first time, so he insisted that we…
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Episode 396: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978) Ft. Jamie
John has left us. In his stead, we have friend of the show Jamie to fill in as we head tot he kitchen to dilute the sauce. Tomato sauce, that is. It’s Attack of the Killer Tomatoes as suggested by Jessica, right here on Zero Credit(s)! Happy Frightentimes!
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Episode 395: It Follows (2014)
Continuing our Frightentimes Movietimes, we have 2014’s modern classic It Follows. Come dream with us as we discuss the composition and aesthetic of a horror movie that creeps Henry to the bone and gives John the heebie jeepies, right here on Zero Credit(s).
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Episode 394: The Descent (2005)
It’s the mother of all deep dives this week as we descend into The Descent. Six women enter a cave and it’s questionable if any of them leave. What are Henry and John’s spooky thoughts about this creepy movie about cave? Find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).
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Episode 393: The Skeleton Key (2005)
In August 2005, Louisiana and the Gulf Coast were changed forever. The Skeleton Key, filmed there, was the source of that change. No other reason. =) Join us as we walk you down to the bayou and do a little deep dive into this classic (?) horror film the Louisiana way, right here on Zero ……
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Episode 392: Hausu/House (1977)
Oh, hello there again. It must be…that time. Well alright. Join us. For a discussion of 1977’s House, a film for the whole family. We’ve been dying for you. To arrive.
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Episode 391: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
To honor the late Robert Redford, we explore maybe his biggest role of all time and find a bunch of surprises along the way. The ZC Boys head to Bolivia because the law’s after them, right here on Zero Credit(s).
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Episode 390: Friendship (2024)
We are such huge fans of Tim Robinson’s work that it’s an honor to get a chance to dive into a movie that was tailor made for him, even if he didn’t write or direct it in anyway. Andrew DeYoung watched I Think You Should Leave and decided to pen a movie just for Tim, … Continue reading Episode…
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Episode 389: Sinners (2025)
The ZC Boys head back to Mississippi in this one to fully understand and appreciate Sinners by Ryan Coogler. Michael B. Jordan plays twins. A lot of people sing the blues. Miles Caton’s voice is amazing. But what lies underneath this Delta tale? Find out right now on Zero Credit(s).
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Episode 388: K-Pop Demon Hunters (2025)
The Zero Credit(s) boys jump on the bandwagon to review K-Pop Demon Hunters, the number one movie in the world (at the time of recording). Getting out of our usual genre traps of horror, superhero, thriller in this American Urban Fantasy film – will we be able to relate? Are the songs good? Let’s...
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Episode 387: Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws (1995)
So, we found a 5th Jaws movie in the form of a straight to video English language Italian film directed by Bruno Mattei. It is…how it sounds. And we had a little audio hiccup throughout the episode, but we watched this film and bothered to talk about it so we’re releasing the episode anyway…
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Episode 386: A Supplemental Reading of Tremors (1990)
We’re heading to Perfection to unearth what’s beneath 1990’s Tremors. Does this cult classic horror/thriller/comedy hold up in today’s post-Tremor’s world? Can Kevin Bacon’s career survive? How many other films can we bring in to compare this one to? All these questions and more finally answered,...
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Episode 385: A Supplemental Reading of Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins (1991) Ft. Drew
Drew has come back to the podcast, but we forget to ask him for his opinions about New York. Instead, he brings to us a movie in the form of 1991’s Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins, a Taiwanese unofficial adaptation of Akira Toriyama’s legendary manga. What do three Dragon Ball enthusiasts think of...
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