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Well, that Lezze Le Bon Temps Summer keeps heating up and this week, Denzel Washington’s job is to cool it down by preventing a terrorist attack in the heart of the Big Easy. Does this post-Katrina action sci-fi thriller hold up in a world so against surveillance? Find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).

Wow, another Lezze Bon Temps Summer movie, and this one’s a Don Bluth film to boot. They just keep coming, don’t they? We’ve got Burt Reynolds voicing a dog. It’s crazy. Does this movie hold up from the 100s of times John watched it as a child? Let’s find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).

Look to the southerly winds, cause we somehow covered a movie in theaters right now on the first week of its opening. That’s right, it’s all Greek to us in this modern take of Homer’s Epic poem re-imagined by one Christopher Nolan. How does it stack to any of the other renditions of this amazing tale? Find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).

We’re building our own DUCU cause they won’t give us one, so here’s 1999’s The Mummy, the Brendan Fraser one, cause it’s made by Universal and features one of the Dark Universe monsters (it’s the Mummy one). Will Henry and John be able to hide their bias for this movie long enough for you to guess how they really feel about it at the end? No! Right here, on Zero Credit(s).

As we roll merrily along down the stream of Lezze Le Bon Temps Summer, we find ourselves back in da Bayou and this time, the monsters are real. Does this 1998 revival of a franchise many times over revived stand the test of time, or sink into the muddy depths of Da Mighty Mississippi? Grab some beignets and let’s find out, right here on Zero Credit(s), cher.

Let the good times continue to roll as we extend Lezze Le Bon Temps Summer with our coverage of Werner Herzog’s Bat Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans, a movie with a clunky title but smooth, smooth action. Does Nic Cage’s performance and a slew of bad decisions save what could otherwise be a run of the mill movie with a so-so plot? Find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).

We had back to New Orleans to hunt some man for our coverage of Hard Target, an action thriller set deep in the heart of the deep south as part of our lezze le bon summer series. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen, and the guy from the mummy who plays the mummy all combine with legendary director John Woo to create some good ole fashioned violence. How does this movie serve the city of New Orleans? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).

Henry got sick, so the episode didn’t get uploaded in time, but here it is! Our deep dive into High School Musical for your ears and brains to enjoy. Does this made-for-television movie turned international (?) hit stand the test of time? Does it? DOES IT? Let’s find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).

Continuing our Dark Journey through the Dark Universe, we come across Leigh Whannell’s Wolf Man (2025), a tragic horror tale (tail?) of a man wronged by a wolf man. Does Leigh Whannell’s streak of perfectly adapted, nuanced horror films based on Universal’s monster catalog continue? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).

We’re back this week with a Don Bluth special served up to us by our good dear Fam Ashley. Will this animated masterpiece meet with our very refined taste when it comes to movies, or will it be scattered into the fields for the rats to turn into electricity (somehow)? Find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).