Zero Decorum

Felicia arrives too tired to prep and accidentally makes two hours of radio anyway. OreoGate turns out to be an AI advertisement. A used-car dealership’s chatbot gets prompt-injected with Guybrush Threepwood, a suspiciously synthetic salesperson jingles the same keys twice, and a $400 brake-light fee becomes a descent into the ontology of safety.From there: a dealership tries to sell a car it doesn’t own; Felicia reverse-engineers demolition-derby seats; the entire Nicene Creed escapes from long-term memory; a grim AI court ruling triggers a fight over thought crimes; humanoid robots become American Gladiators; corny regional wrestling returns; and the Opie Shopping Network begins crawling out of the Goodwill bins.Dan attempts to keep the show on one subject. There was never any chance.Content note: Includes a non-graphic discussion of AI-generated child sexual abuse material and its civil-liberties implications.

Felicia and Dan start with black metal, concert acoustics, and an unexpected neighborhood interruption before disappearing into two travel obsessions: Fire in the Mountains and a future drive to Deadhorse, Alaska. From there, Felicia tears into an underprepared Dalton Highway travel vlog and its complaints about an Arctic oil-field work camp, recounts the New York traffic confrontation that brought Staten Island Felicia roaring back, and explains the gum-and-loose-coins DoorDash delivery that finally made her delete the apps.Then things get properly derailed: increasingly questionable deep-fryer experiments, an absurdly obscure baseball rule, Meta and the insanity of corporate bureaucracy, why forced AI is ruining search and online shopping, the arrival of AI-generated news anchors, and a falcon worth more than Dan's house.It's 0 Decorum in wandering-radio mode: personal stories, systems rants, weird internet artifacts, accidental games, and Dan repeatedly discovering where Felicia's brain has decided to go next.

Project Anchor says gravity is going to shut off for 7.3 seconds and hundreds of millions of people are going to die.So naturally, Felicia and Dan escalate the matter to a higher authority and call Kent Hovind.He answers.From there, the bunker wanders through the alleged $89 billion NASA survival plan, why bungee cords could apparently save civilization, whether the Powerball annuity is actually a pretty sane option, why modern morning radio feels embalmed, the strange middle ground of AI-generated artwork, Rosie O’Donnell, Ron & Fez, corporate America as ranch dressing, and the deeply troubling realization that Felicia may have become exactly the sort of Subaru-driving lesbian her mother warned her about.Two hours of live personality radio, skepticism, internet debris, accidental theology, and whatever else crawled into the bunker.Zero Decorum with Felicia Mirabel Entertainment first. Skepticism underneath.