Zombie Eaters Podcast

Rosie sits down with Hector and discusses Bad Bunny, BiPolar and Bananas in the fridge.

Paulie Phirm rambles about the NFL, the idiots in the White House and Portland, Oregon.

Paulie Phirm sits down for a special episode from Nevada with Devin and Sam Kelley

Paulie discusses Kendrick Lamar & Drake beef, Mother's Day, and yelling Chinese at people who aren't Chinese. Or Asian.

Don't be a Karen, with your moose knuckle poking out of your yoga pants.

Trump gets that he is missing his wife's birthday because he's in court for paying off a porn star he had an affair with.

The city of Buffalo still sucks. Taylor Swift is amazing. Why do people eat grits?

Paulie sits down with Derik "Dickout" Boyer and discuss Diddy, politics, and lots more. Enjoy.

Paulie gets caught laughing at a hobo during a windstorm, confronts a reckless driver outside of a Shakey's Pizza while his girlfriend's Blizzard melts in his car, and gives advice to his wealthy friend that always bitches about the cost of living in Southern California.

Paulie discusses activities for the colorblind, the most depressed person he has ever met, and horrible human behavior. Enjoy.

Socal is soaked again, and Asians are on the road. Paulie Phirm takes a deep dive into the horrors of driving while Asian in the rain. Then later, asks the LGBTQ community to take a step back and relax. Enjoy.

People of Buffalo, you classless, miserable human beings. You boo Taylor Swift, and on top of it, you do what you do best...lose.

Too Sweet Lambrusco's Season 3 Premier! Only one Lambrusco today, but Paulie Firm has a lot to talk about including a broken wrist, white privilege, and cops with a sense of humor!

Today, Billy Long Loins comes own armed with an inferior poo which Paulie quickly annihilated. Later, Paulie tells stories from his families vacation which was a strange, annoying journey not from Milan to Minsk, but instead from San Diego to Santa Cruz.

Billy and Paulie discuss how to turn a genre of music and they people that listen to it into one single, individual entity that encapsulates how terrible they are. They then turn their attention to the sickening revelations of Ari Spears and Tiffany Haddish; Paulie does evoke the positive side of the unfortunate situation and how it getting rid of a woman as annoying as Tiffany Haddish is for the world. Later, Billy and Paulie dissect the importance of sobriety and choosing the group of friends to ride out the 2nd act of life. 

Lesbian weddings, bathroom interrogation, weird farts, and pre-planned flatulence as a means of hazardous war. 

Long Loins discusses reading music, Paulie only cares about sightseeing, causing wine envy, golf course cowboys, and ending disputes with a pistol. 

Rosie comes across an angry shopper at Trader Joe's who encounters something they are unhappy with and turns a delicious ice cream into something not so delicious. 

Long Loins had a tough week...

I sit down for a conversation with Oddball Foundation CEO Jason Wright

Paulie and Long Loins get into the laborious chore of going to the doctor, condolence and gravy shaming, and the state of the current culture. Later, Paulie tells a great story about his father. 

Long Loins and Paulie talk about the worst shit Paulie ever took, a solution to priests fucking children and Long Loins new Prius. 

Long Loins are Firm discuss almost disastrous miscommunications, family vacations, bribing cops with food, and Firm finally getting out...

Long Loins and Firm are joined by Robin and discuss pants-shitting sneezes, getting Shanghai'd, farmer's markets, and the crunchy new friend that Rosie made. 

Zack, Rosie, & Derik discuss the conventions of brunch and people's behavior at buffets, proper restroom and fart etiquette, and Zack begs to find out the truth about the priest. Later, Rosie talks about how he ended up on a cross country flight on Viagra, horseplay leading to a DUI, Zack spends several minutes forcing Derik to eat fart, and Rosie puts the final nail in the Liquid IV coffin. 

The boys are back. Long Loins shares his vacation stories, no priest is safe, and other tales of debauchery. 

Bill and Paulie discuss goat yoga, ethnic cleansing, banning bullets, and geographicals 

Paulie and Long Loins discuss picking out an outfit as a man, people who cook food and let their ego think the people who work with them are obligated to call them chef and other zen-like approaches other less entitled chefs take. Later, Paulie talks about his random prom with a Hindu named Swapna Komakula and how he had a boner the entire time. The show closes out with Paulie addressing the problem that is not being addressed. 

Long Loins gives Paulie the business about his on-again, off-again relationship, the little man living inside Paulie's mouth, and the liberal slant of Syracuse University. Later, they discuss job interviews and jealous friends that turn themselves into jealous girlfriends. 

All the joy is back in this weeks new episode. Enjoy!

Paulie and Billy discuss drunken family stories and life after liquor. 

Paulie's sister pranks Pete Mardukis, Long Loins reflects on a friend. Later, Paulie is all about the Boston Celtics.

Celtics basketball, John Frusciante, and Portland hipster dick heads 

Listen to the doctor, and do not use pronouns

Paulie and Long Loins discuss their favorite dance, stereotypes, guys who like cats and the women they kill, and lots of fun stuff!!!

Phirm & Long Loins return from vacation and are back with a bang. Paulie talks about how he tormented a former co-worker with a dumb mustache named Manoli. Long Loins has a Savanna Affair with a flexible banana, and Paulie wishes Will Smith and the city of Buffalo, New York would kill themselves already.

Long Loins and Paulie Firm discuss weird celebrity encounters in bathrooms, Paulie's hatred of the Los Angeles Lakers, etiquette all around and abrupt endings.

Arby's is a fine first date, never eating ribs like a gentleman, caterwauling bouncing 65 year old village feeders. 

Ponytails, awkward moments, the best Joker, and politics. 

In this episode, Paulie and Long Loins discuss the great Pete Mardukis and how Long Loins got hoodwinked by a Girl Scout. Then, Long Loins presents Paulie different scenario's in life and Paulie explains how he would handle them. 

Paulie and Long Loins discuss Paulie's penchant for little pencils, and how to consider a soft shoulder. Later, they discuss text stress and thinking people are banging Albertsons employees in the bathroom.

Paulie devises a one-bullet solution for the upcoming fiscal year.

Paulie rants about COVID restrictions and a professor with an attitude and a questionable wardrobe. Later, the guys rant about the peanut butter incident and a juggalo that decided to brand himself with something that is not attractive to anyone. 

Paulie and Billy talk about mercurial tricksters, tricking people into being racist, and bad Valentine's Day gifts and girlfriends pooping and farting. 

Bagels, bad football, and durian fruit farts 

Ben and Andrew take their seats in the (ZE) Studio to discuss Pokemon, being told to halt by a real life Jedi, and a bunch of other shit Rosie has no idea about. Later, Rosie's doctor figures out why he's been so itchy, and the ins and out of social media platforms for adult males. 

Long Shanks & Paulie firm discuss insincere advice, Hitler having Twitter and what it means for the rest of the world, and how horrible the writing is on Saturday Night Live. Later Paulie discusses how horrible the acting in Hollywood has become as a result of only talented actors being part of the #metoo movement. 

Billy Long Loins returns from the health and safety protocol and doesn't miss a beat. Paulie and Billy talk about a vending machine in Ohio with chili and sushi, Paulie's recent breakup, and the hatred Paulie still has for hipsters.  cPrYtJQhOjPRsFbxd5SP

You are really going to love these puppies dressed as cats

Paulie and Mitch discuss situations when racism was funny and why it's dangerous to think a girl that's into fluids and does not want to pee and or poop on you is treading on dangerously unsafe waters.