Zorb & Gorb

On this episode of  Zorb & Gorb, the Imax of podcasts, join us on a Goldquest™. We will take you on a journey like none other.  Did you know that in 1771, the city of Boston was plagued by the constant scheming and machinations of the 4 fundamental forces of the cosmos? Tune in to find out how James Mease and his best bud Chen save the cosmos while inventing tomato-based ketchup at the same time. Then we captivate you with the tragic tale of Sloubie Loub Magoop, a veteran undercover animal rights investigator, a long-time PETA member, amateur slam poet, and the latest victim in the deadly youth craze of Slime-Banding.

Welcome to Zorb and Gorb Season 7 Episode 2: The Cyberpunk Edition Did you know about the brief autonomous vehicle uprising after the Fall of the Herblemake? Did you know that one percent of all Raspberry X users will 'literally explode if they don't get snuggled'? Get ready for ominous synth and way too much theremin, as we explore the Techno-Dystopia that awaits us all. Turn on, Tune in, and shield your eyes because there is so much neon....

Welcome to Zorb and Gorb Season 7. Your favorite show is back, the IMAX of podcasts comes roaring back on the air with a fresh episode served classic style. Do you know how Paul Bababwaum and his son PJ saved mankind from a high saline version of the Zombie Apocalypse? Listen in tonight so you can think twice before sending your child to Dino Camp.  Then get the real scoop on how Wayne Gretzky, no relation to the famous serial killer, went insane. Majoring in Piccolo is no easy task, then add in a spring break spent with Alex and Scaraamoush Trebonk-VonSchnieppenn and Jeppetto brothers just outside of Trenton... It's enough to make anyone snap.

On this season 6 finale of your favorite podcast, we take you to a world beyond reason, where the subconscious mind runs rampant and the fabric of reality breaks down. On this episode of Zorb & Gorb, the IMAX of Podcasts, we welcome you to the world of delve-ing. It's not like Inception!  Listen to this hour-long tale of how New York City's premier delving crew with a craigslist rating of 3.8 manages to rescue a lost soul at the center of the Broken Clock. A cast of lovable characters such as Ben, Bobsley, and Mr. Gilford, will journey to hell and back for the sake of a young boy named Yun Dè, and $350 US.

On This Episode of Zorb and Gorb Grog Cinematic Edition™ we blend the best parts of Zorb & Gorb together in one whopper of a story. 6 items, 1 genre, and a single story, tune in, turn on, and drop into the story of destitute Veterinarian Yuppie Doobles O'Shamally as he competes in the universe's most popular game show "Can you make it to Crying mountain?".  Sit back and relax as we captivate you with a tale so entrancing, so mesmerizing, so fantastic that by the end of the episode you'll find yourself asking: What would I do for 40,000 Giga-shekels. 

On this episode of Grog Roulette™ Zorb and Gorb regale you with tales about the hellscape which will follow the reign of the Herblemake. How much do you know about the Poodlemen? Are you willing to let Azerbaijans be Bygones? Will you show your support for the revolution by listening to top artists like Canadian Singer (the band) and reading forbidden texts like The List of Things I Have Seen by Mr. Sleeble Danger? Or will the lawmakers tear you limb from limb? In this episode of Zorb and Gorb Grog Roulette™, we give you a high-level overview of the complex social dynamics of the 2080's-2120's. After the Herblemake all that remains is a chaotic world of Poodlemen, Bingles, and a universe consuming Ramen Bowls. Unless you are in Azerbaijan, then you are fine.

Where in the world are Zorb and Gorb? Tune in today to this week's episode of Zorb & Gorb Geoguesser. On this episode of Zorb and Gorb, 2 locations, 2 prompts, and 4 characters become the basis of some of our greatest stories yet* Independent Review Pending.  Somewhere in Northwestern Russia, near the small town of Щукозерье, lies a pit that never ends. Can Nikolai Swarmbody find "slot machine man" and stop the end of the world? Will the pit ever end? Can velociraptors talk and make a mean frappuccino? Maybe. Then, between the coast of Tierra Del Fuego and the Falkland Islands 4 friends battle for their lives against a team of Pirates, a massive Kraken, the Louisiana heat in summer, and their evil overlord Vincenté. Can it all be real? Is this the Matrix? Or is this just another game of Live Action Roleplay Discus where the ruffling has gone too far?

Welcome to the trial run of Zorb and Gorb – Hellburger Flip™. A new take on our improv storytelling, tales of beauty turned terrible, and tragedy turned enlightening.  Will we succeed in our new endeavor? Will the Zorb and Gorb team pull off one of the most momentous innovations in improv of the last century? Will Jane manage to save her best friend Tommy from the evil clutches of Dr. Fred Wangjammer and his evil butler Igor? Will the tag team of John-Jacob Schmitt, Scooter, and Lambchops manage to airblade their way out of a Thanksgiving from hell? Tune in this week to find out. Only here on your favorite show: Zorb and Gorb!

How did Guillaume fall into the well? What does Auntie Onions put in the soup? Will Bad Boy Nancy survive a run-in with Dr. Suzy and the Frakenator Deluxe? Will Hankiez Loughkeignfurloff find love this December? Will he find Jessica and recover from the dreaded Crackleberry Syndrome? How long can one last off royalties from Mr. Crenshaw's Baby Food ads? Put on your Hippenshire boots for his episode of Zorb & Gorb "Grog-Burger™" Edition. I hope you like your tales well-done, because today we present two thrilling tales grilled to perfection. So this Froffleshire spend your holiday with us, turn on, tune in, and drop down into your favorite podcast Zorb & Gorb.

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb "The Grog Redemption": We address the fate of a former Eastern European Dance Band Member and his known criminal syndicate. Though the story we weave here may seem to be about superheroes, time travel, and the troubles of life lived in the late Jurassic period. This story is about one thing only: the life and times of our true anti-hero, Snaggletooth the Rich.

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb "Diurnal Edition": 2 thrilling tales that will shake you to your core. Do you know the story of how Ollie Squealsworth and Samwise Chippensmith saved Christmas from Santa Khan and the Great Robot Horde? How can a little taste of Dairy Queen change so much? Then we regale you with a moving tale of a wee lad turned Watermelon Faced Demon, who sows the seeds of his own destruction while the Walrus of Time watches without much enthusiasm. He's just too busy!  Make sure you have Gump Plus Extra installed for this daytime edition of your favorite show since sliced bread. 

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb "Grog Roulette": Hear some classic Reeree Bodangles adventure tales. Buckle up to hear how little ol'Reeree saved over 280 children from becoming vampires in an Amazonian textile mill. But wait there's more! Hear how Reeree embarks on her next adventure and heads to the middle of the outback with junior agent Lothario Sillyknickers to save Babymanguy Smith for the evil clown guru Bujubaguba. 

In this episode of Zorb & Gorb, we regale you with tales of epic antiquity era voyages, the long history of chiropractors, a polyamorous german circus family, and how poor Omairia was kept in a bubble till Skinny Nick set her free. Welcome to the start of season 6 of your favorite show, the Imax of Podcasts, Zorb & Gorb.

Tune in for a relaxed look back as we traverse the Zorb and Gorb cosmos from Balmington to ManSealA. We will speak with Piggy Sam and Melanie Brackets. We will go exploring with Chang-Han and Kentucky Dan, and take a grander view of life with Narwhal Nerd and Jazz Hamptons. Join us as we take a reflective look back at 50 episodes of Zorb & Gorb.

In this episode of Zorb & Gorb Cinematic Edition™, we give you "Wolfboy". A tale as old as time, part boy/part wolf raised on the rugged Icelandic isles. Can he prove the Icemen wrong? Can he truly be our intergalactic champion? Can he learn to sit the right way? Find out all this and more in this week's episode of Zorb and Gorb, the IMAX of podcasts.

In this episode of your favorite show, Zorb & Gorb, we go back to the roots. A fresh episode in the classic Zorb and Gorb style. Two 22min stories bringing together all you ever wanted to know about... Where do grapes come from? Is Grimace™ a prophetic image of our dystopian, hell-scape, Waterworld with Kevin Costner-esque, future? Can Mr. Worldwide and Simon Schuster Audio save the day? How long can a Super Bowl add be? Is open-carry allowed if the wine is from McDonalds? Why does everyone have Gary Busey's face? Find out all this and more in this week's episode of Zorb and Gorb Classic™.

In this episode of your favorite show, Zorb & Gorb, the e-more-tions run high. Another combo episode mixing the best features of Grog Roulette and Gold-Quest. One question, three dice rolls, and a prompt are all you need to learn about.... Can Professor Carmine McScrubulous solve the global blindness epidemic? What does Frank’s cousin Schoolbie know? Do you know why pigeons are a foot tall? Do you know the tale of The Eagle? A miracle worker from the Old West who chases his nemesis, the dark wizard Mr. Cuervo, across the desert. Listen and be enthralled by the bizarre circumstances that lead Dankey Painke, assistant muleman to Skander Babbins of St John's Foot, California, to invent the miraculous Lorem Ipsum Machine.

In this fresh episode of your favorite show Zorb & Gorb, behold the Golden Grog. A combo episode mixing the best features of Grog Roulette and Gold-Quest. 1 question 3 dice rolls and prompt are all you need to learn about.... What Happens when the Wall is down? Will Jerry Smeegens and his Ice restore balance in the Kingdom or will he turn the car around? Do you know why you wear a hat in winter? Have you heard of the Elk-Man? Some say he's just a fable, others never make it back to blockbuster...

Do you want to spin the wheel of Grog Roulette? On this fresh episode of your favorite show, Zorb & Gorb, learn what year the Price is Right first aired. Then you get hear two amazing tales, the sci-fi escaped: "The Life and Times of C.J. Fiddeley Smittson" and an adventure epic involving one of literatures most evil characters, none other than the famous Adam Chunk.

On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we explore two different and nuanced storylines. Do you know the truth about Thin Lizzy? Have you ever been lost in an IKEA? Do you know the tale of Panopopticus Rambles? In this Zorb & Gorb Gold-Quest episode we find out how sponges, Scotts Turf Builder, and a herd of goats explain the destruction of a human colony on Pluto and the invention of free-from Jazz.

On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we embark on our second "Zorb & Gorb: Gold Quest Edition". Two independent story lines, with three chosen objects spanning the episode. In this Zorb & Gorb Gold-Quest episode we find out how Clowns, Hotel Owners, and the legendary Mt. Ayribobo (on the border of Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan) all connect to mysterious desert dweller named Mr. Bone Crack and a young bartender named Corey Jacobson.

On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we embark on our first "Zorb & Gorb: Gold Quest-Bathtub Edition". Two independent story lines, with three chosen objects spanning the episode. Buckle up for Zorb & Gorb's first Gold Quest episode. Find out how "Smurf", Razor Blades, and Butter Scotch Toffee, all connect to a 58 year old man named Little Katy, a hidden island the likes of Isla Nublar, a man named Harry Styles (no relation), and how to split a pencil in half.

We're back with a brand new season of Zorb and Gorb! For the first episode of season five we regale you with the tale of a lost island. A strange chortle heard in the South Pacific Dodecahedron leads the intrepid explorer Captain F. Smellington to his greatest discoveries yet, and maybe his worst too... Then we move on to the Legend of Bark Smourbfulton and how the true meaning of the cosmos may have been lost in tragic misinterpretations of 1960's folk songs and impressive CGI. Welcome to Zorb and Gorb season 5, The Reckoning.

On this hot mess of a Zorb & Gorb episode, we hear a cautionary tale about climate change, meteors, and alien invasion. Using the exemplary life of Father Tintzél of Capua, and his revolutionary discovery of mozzarella cheese [c. 300 AD], we explore complex issues such as: What is a name if not an invitation to interpretation? Do chameleons wear clothes? Is it Schnitzel or Snarkel? And most importantly how many Rancheritas is too many?

On this new episode of Zorb & Gorb, we learn about the importance of public health infrastructure, using a case study of a charismatic circus leader and his troop of lovable miscreants. Then we delve into the occult world of immortal sorcerers, the history of PETA's black-ops branch, and how a single hamster can change everything...

On this new episode of Zorb and Gorb, we learn about the origins of the French language. Then we try and place ourselves in the shoes of a man who can only ever be seen as a cat and his impressive, if behind the scenes, career as a broadway actor. Then we embark upon a journey into a dystopian future, full of romanesque colosseums and gladiator battles, as we follow the heart wrenching tale of our protagonist Ratboy Spinach.

On this riveting episode of Zorb and Gorb, we explore the fascinating life story of Robert Fulton, inventor of the steamboat. Looking at the life of a famous inventor through a new lens, we learn of Fulton's involvement with the esoteric Wilderness Academy and the dangers he faced there. Then we explore the age-old question, why would a man just nominated for the Nobel Prize in physics give it all up and start a new life as a semi professional aligator wrestler down in Georgia? The answer lies in the Legend of Kentucky Dan. Don't forget to buckle up, and tune in to this weeks episode of Zorb and Gorb.

This week on Zorb and Gorb, we consult the famous autobiography "The Instrument Inside of Me" by Hims Himmersoff. Where we recount an epic tale, charting the rise and fall of Heavy Metal music in the age of the Parasol. After that, we hear the tale of Gary Indiana. Plunging into the caverns of the subconscious mind we examine esoteric topics from precognition, and bizarre cults, all the way to public access TV in Indiana.

This week on Zorb and Gorb, do you know how to play the recorder? We don't. Tune in to the recorder edition of Zorb and Gorb to hear the story of the a young zookeeper, caught in a planetary war against an evil AI, whose best friend is a young man possessed by an octopus. After that, hear a synopsis of Gorb's best selling novel The Signal Files. A heart wrenching tale of the 1950's renegade Carnie hero, Danny Trevor.

This week on Zorb and Gorb, we explore the vast and mysterious part of the world know as Asia Minor. Not Anatolia, but the smaller version of the Eurasian Continent that floats hidden in the clouds. We learn of a mysterious school, an ancient lineage, and the worlds foremost professor of playing cards. After that, we learn that Gorb can't do math on the spot. Yet, we give you the answer to all the questions that keep you up at night. Is Cleveland too cold for Gila Monsters? How do I handle is Sea Witch? Why are there no horses allowed on Malta? Who really wins the 2024 Grand Prix?

Do you know who controls the timeline? Listen to this weeks episode of Zorb and Gorb learn. On this hamburger flip episode we discuss some of life's most profound questions. Who invented cats? Why does no one here have an android charger? And, Is 10 pence too much for a baguette?

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We will learn about the importance of Extractor's in the far future, as Gorman Rockwell preforms his life story on stage. We will then hear a tale of adventure about four kids and one turtle, who stumble upon a revolutionary discovery.

On this special episode of Zorb & Gorb (✮Premium✮): We hear a long form saga revolving around the fate of Peter Gurgen, Hamburger Scientist. From Middle ages Germany to Grunge-era Australia. We learn of Gurgen's sorrows and joys amidst his quest for the Great Khans Secret.

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear about the legendary Jazz Hamptons and his involvement with the UFO phenomenon, the truth about the planet Mars, and the first time humans ever set foot on Pluto. Then we hear an overview of Gorb's latest hit book: Life™Cereal: A tale of Murder, Intrigue, Wheat, Time Travel, and Circles (..not necessarily in that order). Strap in and get ready for the first ever "Lazy Sundays Unhinged" Episode of Zorb & Gorb.

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear two tales of conspiracy, intrigue, and high stakes. First, we uncover the real reason the Americans won the Revolutionary War and learn of our oldest and most venomous allies. Then we hear the tale of Chinese archeological expedition from the 1980's, where our protagonist unearthed far more than he bargained for.

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: After two episodes we finally move away from the Christmas theme. Today on episode 6 we delve into the realm of suburban horror stories. Hear a campfire-esque tale of when the new neighbors are just a little too off. Then we hear the story of a former Senior aerospace engineer at Vine, and how although social media companies come and go, government military installations are a constant source of employment.

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear two classic tales, one rooted in the lore and mystery that surrounds the life of John Stevens (aka. Johnny Jumpman). Then, the following story transports us from the Miami club scene in the early 2000's, to the founding of a major religion on an alien planet. Warm up some hot cocoa and tune into this weeks episode.

On this special bonus episode of Zorb & Gorb, we shake it up with some old bay and do a hamburger flip. Two stories each split down the middle make for a wonderful episode. Tune in to hear how cattle ranching, Columbia University or Entomology, and Robot bird drones all intersect in one man's life. Then hear the long awaited tale of how the Crab people saved Christmas.

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: The intro inspires us to do a deep dive into stories of scientific wonders. We explore deep questions like: Are we alone in the universe? What were frogs like in the ancient past? Is Brad ok in there? What happened to Rob? There is so much we don't know, so tune for this episode of scientific exploration.

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear of a world filled with secret agents with questionable motives, mustachioed men with paleontology degrees, and how one man can be both so young, and so old. After that, we envision a post apocalyptic future defined by toxic rain, unhinged government operatives, and an Electronic music duo formed in Paris in 1993.

On Episode 2 of Season 3 we crack open our Herpetology textbooks and learn about the Order Crocodilia. First hearing a tale of the lost *village* of Atlantis, then hear how Old lady Smickens and the bankruptcy of a misguided start up gave rise to one woman's business success and a little crocodile's freedom.

The first episode of season 3 we hear about the hidden mysteries of Chile South Dakota. Then learn the fascinating connection between our moon cats, pumpkins, dentures, and most of all Mr. Magorbius.

On the Season 2 finale of ZorbNGorb, we hear tales about a small English village full of mysterious tiny people, the true cost of mind-body disconnection, and FBI agent Carmen SanDiego's toughest case yet. We also have a surprise guest!

On this special episode of ZorbNGorb: We tell a marathon long story about the dangers of higher mathematics. From the cold wilderness of Siberia, underground facilities in the American southwest, to O'Grimacey's pub in "The Good" Kansas city, we learn just how malleable our reality truly is.

On this episode of Z&G: Zorb regales us with tale of waring gangs in ancient Greece, and the lost true culture of Athens. Gorb follows it up with a tale of mystery, intrigue, intelligent frogs, and The Crab King of Illinois.

On this episode of Z&G: Gorb gives a riveting talk on the economics of south-western Idaho during the 90s, and its implications for shoplifters everywhere. Then Zorb explains how a Chicago Cubs fan ended up in shogunate era Japan, and what to do if you forget the pliers.

On this episode of Z&G: We hear Zorb deliver a stellar Middle English accent, learn the secret to shoe shining, and find out how the human race was not the first species to master nuclear power on earth. Now sit back and enjoy S2 Ep. "Definitely 6" one of our most entertaining flops yet.

On this episode of Z&G(after dark): We learn the tale of the worlds most evil nail clipper, just how jacked a Clydesdale can get, and about a little goat with big dreams. Afterwards buckle up for an epic saga involving performance art, the TSA, and the Cheese King of Delta airlines.

On this episode of Z&G: Join us for a Gentleman's Zorb, where we indulge in conversations about the power of facial hair, the mysteries of limestone, and the future of Sports entertainment.

On this episode of Zorb N Gorb: We learn about why Gorb's audio connection is always so shoddy, and then we dive into a tale of senior class prank gone wrong.