All Episodes
A Cynical Optimist — 253 episodes
Episode 249: This Is Your Fourth Marg!
Episode 248: Princess Treatment Is Expected!
Episode 247: Pseudoscience Supplements!
Episode 246: Temu Story So Far!
Episode 245: Squirrel Suiting!
Episode 244: The J.R Darf Challenge
Episode 243: Chudmaxxing ON Goyslopp!
Episode 242: The Soul Touchers!
Episode 241: In My Whimsical Era!
Episode 240: Zombies For Boobs!
Episode 239: Blue Dot Fever!
Episode 238: Dummy Viral!
Episode 237: Fully Healed Dawg!
Episode 236: Trippin Ass Price!
Episode 235: Melancholy Face!
Episode 234: Stuff That Rules!
Episode 233: Just A Skosh!
Episode 232: Epiphany Pod!
Episode 231: Me Is We, We Is Me!
Episode 230: Sorry, Green Day!
Episode 229: Dive Into The Abyss
Episode 228: Air Matress!...It sucks!
Episode 227: Two Day Old Underwear!
Episode 226: Magicians Of The Bones!
Episode 225: Burrito Skatepark!
Episode 224: Na Na Na Na Boo Boo!
Episode 223: We Back!
Episode 222: Invest In JR Stock!
Episode 221: Regular Person Friendly
Episode 220: Pissin My Brains Out!
Episode 219: Is The Red Spicy?
Episode 218: Willy Wonka Dialogue!
Episode 217: We're The Loser Kids!
Episode 216: Arrested For Flexing!
Episode 215: Gluttonous Little Piggy!
Episode 214: Post Hangover Pod!
Episode 213: The Pre Hangover Pod!
Episode 212: Im A Streamer!
Episode 211: Civil War Burger!
Episode 210: My Flu Game/ Death By Lego!
Episode 209: Nuts To Butts
Episode 208: The Drake Bump!
Episode 207: Techsism!
Episode 206: Pretend Head!
Episode 205: European Warm Soda!
Episode 204:CGI Octopus
Episode 203: Getting Hulked!
Episode 202: NoFundMe!
Episode 201: 2 Beers!
Episode 200: Two Hundy!!
Episode 199: The Naruto Run Guys!
Episode 198: Pesos To Paper!
Episode 197: Hardcore Board Of Directors
Episode 196: You're A Lucky Charmer
Episode 195: Rizzed Out!
Episode 194: The Thaitalians!
Episode 193: Looking For Wisconsin!
Episode 192: The Crank Race!
Episode 191: Rock Slop!
Episode 190: Basque In The Waft!
Episode 189: No Cap Court!
Episode 188: SLC Punk 9!
Episode 187: On A Pod!
Episode 186: The Cheetozard!
Episode 185: Mo People, Mo Problems!
Episode 184: Down To Clown!
Episode 183: Skin Smile!
Episode 182: The Blinkest Podcast!
Episode 181: Full Hour Of Power!
Episode 180: Zombie Scroll!
Episode 179: Smell The Chaos
178: Uma Thermos!
Episode 177: He Oozes Himself!
Episode 176: Krampus Herself!
Episode 175: Chili Cheese Slumber!
Episode 174: Hive Mind Mode!
Episode 173: Under The Wire!
Episode 172: Even More Face!
Episode 171: Show Etiquette 101!
Episode 170: Check My Floppy Disk!
Episode 169: Mad Doggin In My Head!
Episode 168: Being Alive Was Tight!
Episode 167: Inside The Cerebrum
Episode 166: Horseback Jesus And The Ye Old Bussy!
Episode 165: 2% Panic!
Episode 164: Eating Magic Tricks!
Episode 163: Dummy Facts!
Episode 162: Sweating Bullets!
Episode 161: Mels Hole!
Episode 160: The Reincarnation Tunnel!
Episode 159: Lazy-Boy Replica
Episode 158: Local Watering Hole!
Episode 157: I Loved Lunch!
Episode 156: A Subtle Flame
Episode 155: The Split Ep Pt. 2
Episode 155: The Split Ep Pt.1
Episode 154: For The Bit!
Episode 153: Cheap Tickets Tour!
Episode 152: The Buzzed Pod!
Episode 151: Visualization!
Episode 150: The Geriatric Audience!
Episode 149: Something About Sneezing!
Episode 148: Doomers!
Episode 147: Last Thursdayism
Episode 146: Bryan Crunkston!
Episode 145: Simp Lords!
Episode 144: Klaus Flouride!
Episode 143: The Recovery Ep!
Episode 142: The Quirk Queen!
Episode 141: Fish are Fools!
Episode 140: Dummy Numbers!
Episode 139: Skatepark For The Meatheads!
Episode 138: Batting A Thow Wow!
Episode 137: 90s Reference!
Episode 136: Rich White Guy Laugh!
Episode 135: Destroying My Shorts!
Episode 134: Shredded Human Cheese!
Episode 133: Relations With Fruit!
Episode 132: No Fear!
Episode 131: Still Drippin!
Episode 130: God Is Pro J-Walking!
Episode 129: It’s A Cup!
Episode 128: Bang With The Emos!
Episode 127: A Year Wrapped!
Episode 126: Lars Has A Nut!
Episode 125: Spiritual Release!
Episode 124: Reserved Tears!
Episode 123: Post Thanksgiving Clarity!
Episode 122: 90s Fro!
Episode 121: Protecting Carson Daly!
Episode 120: My Hookah Is Broken!
Episode 119: Deer and those Headlights!
Episode 118: Grocery Store Flex!
Episode 117: Heterosexual Face!
Episode 116: From Six To Midnight!
Episode 115: Sorbet For The Tongue!
Episode 114: Mexican Alien Mummies!
Episode 113: Cloning Sauce!
Episode 112: The Crab Gabagool!
Episode 111: Decaying Taxi Cab!
Episode 110: The Streets Need Me!
Episode 109: Cynical Op Braintrust!
Episode 108: Everybody’s Tuned Up!
Episode 107: Dogspit!
Episode 106: I’m A Scorpion Homie!
Episode 105: He’s Threading Right Now!
Episode 104: Road to Blink-182!
Episode 103: Glizzy Gladiator!
Episode 102: Low Income Homie!
Episode 101: Alien Boner!
Episode 100 With The Homies!!!
Episode 99: Doritos Dust Trigger!
Episode 98: Goodfellas, Starring Me!
Episode 97: Technically 100!
Episode 96: The Bean Bag!
Episode 95: Death, Taxes And This Podcast!
Episode 94: Mexican Wok
Episode 93: Tax That Ass!
Episode 92: One Star Review!
Episode 91: Straight Gutter Punks!
Episode 90: Show Her My Juggle!
Episode 89: Struggle Brownie
Episode 88: The Junk Drawer!
Episode 87: Sweet Burn!
Episode 86: Temperature Based Comedy!
Episode 85: The Brink Life!
Episode 84: The Rizzler?!
Episode 83: Bustin Bat Loads
Episode 82: Toddler Strength!
Episode 81: The Podtrip
Episode 80: To Many Biscottis!
Episode 79: Kiss Between The Bunny Ears!
Episode 78: Sea Foam Green Killers!
Episode 77: No Pause!
Episode 76: Symphony Of Snoring!
Episode 75: Weep Openly!
Episode 74: Walking On Peoples Heads!
Episode 73: Earn Your Assholery
Episode 72: Skank At My Funeral!
Episode 71: Three Way With Elon!
Episode 70: It Might Be Dog Food!
Episode 69: Quench Your Ear Holes!
Episode 68: Post Hereditary J.R
Episode 67: Turtle Lord!
Episode 66: Tommy Two Toes!
Episode 65: Misgender A Spider!
Episode 64: Recycled Broccoli!
Episode 63: Feel It Through The Screen!
Episode 62: Honda Hibachi!
Episode 61: Shred My Ass Up!
Episode 60: Tastes Like A Sock!
Episode 59: All Sold Out?!
Episode 58: Measure His Mohawk!
Episode 57: Trickshot Mafia!
Episode 56: Fiddlehead/ No Pressure Show!
Episode 55: Sexy Ass Boulder!
Episode 54: Dead Slushy!
Episode 53: Sarcastic In Spanish!
Episode 52: Death by high fives!
Episode 51: Classic Dad Belch!
Episode 50: Theory Of J.R!
Episode 49: Diaper Flavored Soda
Episode 48: I Think Theres A Johnny In There!
Episode 47: Dump and Run!
Episode 46: Salute me, or Mute Me!
Episode 45: Eat fast, Diarrhea!
Episode 44: Diet Weed!
Episode 43: Masterpiece of Ass Paper!
Episode 42: Toilets Don’t Flush!
Episode 41: Dyson Vacuum the Pop Star
Episode 40: Anti Water Water Club
Episode 39: Cult Of Toast
Episode 38: It’s Brovid!
Episode 37: A Decent Cannibal!
Episode 36: chickens of knowledge!
Episode 35: Stairway to Spoilers!
Episode 34: Shit and Share!
Episode 33: Bumrush Gucci!
Episode 32: Bible of Misogyny!
Episode 31: Khaki Cargo Shorts!
Episode 30: Satirical boy!
Episode 29: Metaphoric slime!
Episode 28: Jr “Pet Cemetery” Anguiano
Episode 27: podage!
Episode 26: Boner skateboards!
Episode 25: Jedi jello man!
Episode 24: Certified burger boy!
Episode 23: blink 1/8-2
Episode 22: Bluetooth Milk Crates
Episode 21: I was 138!
Episode 20: Austin trip & Cat Tips
Episode 19: Meet Da Parents!
Episode 18: They call me boom guy!
Bonus episode! Road trip with my wife!
Episode 17: Mohawkalipse!
Episode 16: No tires? No problem!
Episode 15: hypebeast tomatoes!
Episode 14: kill your idols
Episode 13: You a rocker?!
Episode 12: Douche coin!
Episode 11: nuggets in transit!
Episode 10: shredding in sperrys!
Episode 9: poke-man cards
Episode 8: fuck the want!
Episode 7: shut it down!
Episode 6: wired & tired
New podcast name!
Episode 5: Rage against the ice cream machine!
Episode 4: Opossum mafia
Episode 3: Sanitizer gonna give it to ya!
Episode 2: adapt or die!
Episode 1: bunny tits
Introduction to ignorance is bliss