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All’s Fair in Love and Mahjong: Hallmark’s Most Confusing Business Plan Yet

“Mommy’s Little Princess” | Evil Child Lifetime Movie Recap, Review & Royal Family Chaos

I’ll Be Seeing You on Soul Train on Shrooms to Get Your Tea Patent from Tyler Hynes and Christine Ebersol

I Have to Kill My Neighbor Because I am Zen with Stabbing and She is a Real Willy Loosener

Two for Tee is Bad at Capitalism Until It’s Time for a Lacey Chabert QR Code To Appear on Screen

Wendi McLendon-Covey Didn’t Join the Bridesmaids Reunion at the Oscars, but She Did Rock Some Bad Wigs in Bad Romance - The Vicky White Story

Sarah Drew and Matt Long Have The Stars Between Us Even if They Don’t Have The Chemistry Between Each Other

The Wrong Baby Daddy Will Keep your Hummel Figurines and Spices Safe but Will Not Build a Shrine to Ernest Borgnine That Vivica A. Fox and Caryn Richman Aren't Gonna See

Nobody Dumps Daughter, Especially Not Hudson Williams, Ana Ortiz, or Sheila E.

Two Lesbians and The Christmas Baby Start Accidentally Selling Mary Kay Cosmetics to Compete on America’s Next Top Lesbian Skarsgård

A Make Or Break Holiday is Enjoyable Even Though It’s Filled with a Bunch of Insufferable People Who Are All There For the Gag Bag

Vivica A. Fox, Jackee, and Meredith Thomas Wage The Christmas Campaign to Get Everyone to Flout HR Protocol

Holiday Touchdown A Bills Love Story Does Not Star Tony Danza or THAT Chris Brown

All’s Fair from Ryan Murphy and starring Kim Kardashian, Sarah Paulson, Glenn Close, Niecy Nash, and Naomi Watts Gives the Park Ranger Academy of the Dramatic Arts Their Biggest Hit Yet

The Boarding School Murders is The Facts of Life Told from Jo’s Point of View Where Blair Dies

The Groomsmen Last Dance is One More Chance for Tyler Hynes, Jonathan Bennett, and B.J. Britt and other Hallmark Stars to Warn You Not to Fall for Scams as You Fall on Olive Oil In the Can

Jonathan Bennett, Tyler Hynes, B.J. Britt, and (probably) a Smelly Phillie Phanatic (offscreen) are Back to Give The Groomsmen Second Chances

B.J. Britt, Tyler Hynes, and Jonathan Bennett not JonBenét Ramsey Walk Down the Aisle in The Groomsmen First Look

From Sweden, a Pop Culture Catch Up is needed to know that Taylor Swift’s Taylor’s Are Upset Even if Charlie Sheen’s Aren’t

I'll Never Let You Go Until Tom Writes His Book, Carlo Takes Off His Shirt, and Emily Finally Gets Some

Moriah’s Lighthouse Will Guide you to a Baguettes, a Secret Dungeon and Old Lady Not Linked to the Plot that May Shoot You Point Blank in the Face

This Shark Season is a Deep Blue Nightmare for Michael Madsen and for Us

Alison Sweeney and Ashley Williams are Sent To Barcelona, With Love to Find Out That Nobody Wants to Read Either of Their Books

Either a Beej or a Finger Results in A Kidnapping in Amish Country

Fake Royalty and a Black Hoodie is a Rich Person’s Rumspringa for Elsbeth

Signed, Sealed, Delivered - To the Moon and Back is CSI: USPS with a Special Disgusting Delivery to an Ancient Well

The Sins of My Husband Include Not Filling Out a Real Estate Abduction Disclosure Form

Hearts Around the Table: Kiki’s Fourth Ingredient is Mindy Cohn on Two Ladders Trying To Figure Out Why There Are So Many Characters in This Movie

Ellen Pompeo and Mark Duplass Adopt Natalia Grace to Form a Good American Family That Enjoys Soft Meat

My Husband’s Seven Wives Made a Tater Tot Casserole for Two Charming Criminals

Rachel Leigh Cook, Jackie Weaver, and Judy Kain Merge with Charles Dickens, Charles Darwin, and Charles Barkley to Form Sisterhood, Inc.

Use Opera Glasses to See Amy Smart, Billy Zane, Ne-Yo, and Greer Grammer Held Hostage in My House Making Hobo Dinners with Jason Dubray

The Wish Swap May Be Lacking Details, but at Least There is Breakfast Cake

Trapped in the Spotlight with Chloroform, Shock Collars, and a Microsoft Zune

Lacey Chabert Finds An Unexpected Valentine In a Hallmark Movie that Doesn’t Take Place in a Small Town

My Sister’s Serial Killer Boyfriend Wore a Black Hoodie to Travel to Atlanta from the Upper or Lower Midwest

Emma Roberts Goes on a Holidate with Kristen Chenoweth in a Hard R Romantic Comedy that did not feature Ryan Gosling or Erma Bombeck

Lindsay Lohan and Kristin Chenoweth Let a Little B**ch Altar Boy in on Our Little Secret, and it Looks a Lot Like the Head of Doris Roberts

A Nurse to Die For Better Watch Her Back Cuz Caryn Richman is a Badass Gidget

Homegoods and Nutella Help Danny Pellegrino Deck the Walls with Kate Casey

It’s a Make or Bake Christmas for Vivica A. Fox, Jackee Harry, Meredith Thomas, and Seasonal Floaters Who Shouldn’t be Doing Karaoke or Espionage

The Merry Gentlemen Find Themselves in a George Glass Menagerie Where Male Strippers Need to Unionize

Lacey Chabert Gets Her Monster’s Ball Moment by Bringing Hot Frosty the Snowman Austin Milligan to Life with a Red Scarf

Tori Spelling, Barry Watson, Seven of Nine, and a Co-Ed Call Girl Walk into a CBS TV Movie that Became a Lifetime Staple

Look Who’s Stalking A Surgeon This Halloween By Trrying to Escape An Onslaught of Truly Terrible Music by Offering a BOGO deal on Hospital Procedures

Tom Sandoval, Meredith Thomas, and the New Gidget Are All Looking for A Nanny to Die For

Read Between the Lines (of Coke) - Falling Together is a Great PSA for Alzheimer’s Awareness

Before Will & Harper, Will Ferrell and Harper Steele Encountered A Deadly Adoption with Kristen Wiig

A Poor Man’s Keanu Reeves, A Dollar Store Connie Britton, and A Dime Store Paul Giamatti Covene at My Killer Reunion

Eric Roberts, Matt Rife, and (not) Jimmy Buffet Don’t Want You to Sleep on Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare

Your Aunt Gert Carries Some Magic Lemon Drops and Has Probably Been in a Bar Fight

A Costa Rican Wedding Gets Lost in the Jungle Because Monkeys Stole Anything Potenially Likable about This Movie

Miss Cleo: Her Rise and Fall with Tarot Specialist, Paranormal Investigator, and Thighmaster-stan Ken Boggle

Throwback Thursday Replay: One Royal Holiday

I Thought My Husband’s Wife Was Dead but She was Just in a Nap Dress and it Wasn’t Blac Chyna

Throwback Thursday Replay: Psycho Stripper

A World Christmas Record is Set in Losing Loose Legal Documents in a Zipliess Situation

Throwback Thursday Replay: Edge of the Garden

Lies and Ex Wives: Secrets on Maple Street is Apparently Part of a Series of Movies Trying to be Despearate Housewives

Throwback Thursday Replay: Salt-N-Pepa

Ms. Christmas Comes to Town And Can Go Straight to Hell

Throwback Thursday Replay: Christmas with a Prince

The Amish Stud Goes on Rumspringa with Too Many Barbaras, a Bishop with Too Much Spirit Gum, and Joyce Dewitt Type with Too Many Tattoos

Throwback Thursday Replay: My Stepfather's Secret

Falling Like Snowflakes Proves to be a Worthy Showcase for the Graduating Class of the Park Ranger Academy of the Arts

Throwback Thursday Replay: One Winter Proposal

A Game of Post Office Happens Because My Mom Made Me Do It and Love Laughs at Locksmiths

Throwback Thursday Replay: Killer Contractor

For Love and Honey Hits the Sweet Spot With Bad Bee Puns, An Invaluable Infrared Guy, and a Hot Mayor Who’s Really Hot

Throwback Thursday Replay: A Shoe Addict's Christmas starring Candace Cameron Bure, Jean Smart, Luke Macfarlane, and Kristian Brunn

There Must Be a Devil on My Doorstep Because We’ve Now Somehow Become a Sports Podcast

Joining the Blind Date Book Club is Expensive When Self-Publish Before Getting Feedback

Killer Fortune Teller Is Not Actually a Fortune Teller According to An Actual Line of Dialogue in this Movie

A Chef’s Deadly Revenge Serves up Zero Tension and a Whole Lotta Pig

The Legend of the Lost Locket Is As Big a Mystery as Learning Exactly What The Schmoo Is

Million Dollar Lethal Listing Hits the Market Thanks to Jackee Harry, Meredith Thomas, and a Homeowner That’s All To Eager to Let Squatters Stay in HIs Home

Killer Cheer Mom Denise Richards Snoops the Old Fashioned Way And Takes On Max from Hart to Hart

Lindsay Lohan Has an Irish Wish to Get in a Netflix Loop Group with the Illuminati to Get in the Bible or Win a Golden Globe

Guiding Les through Guiding Emily, a Cautionary Tale about Fiber and Ambien

It’s Worse to Have a Nut Allergy on Bathhouse Row Than It is to be Betrayed by My Bridesmaid

An American in Austen Tries to Invoke Jane Austen as Directed by Brian DePalma Starring Sarah Ferguson

Woman with the Red Lipstick Brings the Black Hoodie back to Lifetime for Some Pogo Sticking!

Winter Castle Features the Most Heinous Villain We’ve Ever Seen in a Movie, and Not Because She would’ve Saltburn-ed Someone

The Wrong Life Coach Can’t Even Help You Avoid a Bat… Or fromTaking Boudoir Photos at Olan Mills with Meredith Thomas

Dying for Fame Because Stalkers Work in Teams That Post All of Their Moves on Reddit

Melissa McCarthy Unleashed a Genie Out of the Box Because These Wish Rules Are Chaotic as the Klumps

Ladies of the 80’s: A Divas Christmas Features Incredible Tales of Craft Services Tables From Years Past

Hallmark’s A Merry Scottish Christmas is Basically Succession if Lacey Chabert and Scott Wolf Don’t Want the Empire

Gay Icon Burt Young is Roomies with Corey Haim Because Everything in the 80’s was Problematic

The Moonlighting Pilot Triggers a ConversationAbout Nazis and Gay Nightclubs That Should Not Miss

Suzanne Somers in Three’s Company - Chrissy and the Guru

Notorious Cheers Spinoff (That Isn’t Frasier) The Tortellis Features a Cameo from Barbie co-star Rhea Perlman

Dr. Seuss’ Halloween is Grinch Night is nothing but Class and Cocaine and Smelly Wind

What a Country America is When Famous Russian Yakov Smirnoff Becomes Ronald Reagan’s Speechwriter and Martina Navratilova is on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Holograms of Pia Zadora, Jermaine Jackson, Journey, and Slade Walk Ride a Vespa into a Podcast…

Was Beyonce Inspired to Make Lemonade Because Don Johnson Made Heartbeat?

Laverne and Shirley in the Army Marches Toward So Many Pig Puns

Will Smith Did Not Have the Heart and Soul to Star in a Sitcom with Morris Day, James Avery, and Tisha Campbell

Ann Jillian, Fiona Apple’s Dad, and Jennifer Slept Here Instead of a Lifetime or Hallmark Movie This Week

Grab Your Merkin to Take Me Back for Christmas to Explore the Maplewood Real Estate Market

My Professor’s Guide to Murder: Haylie Duff and Lifetime Want You to Get the Buckets

In Big Sky River, Everybody Wants to Keep the Cocks but not the Racoons

Her Affair to Die For is Actually His When the Child Is the Same Age as the Parent