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A Long Walk to Cleveland — 419 episodes

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You SUCK at Standup - Is there money in standup comedy?

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You SUCK at Standup.... but everyone does. Including me.

3

What's next for Caitlin Clark?

4

Robber attacked by weed wacker and bald(ing) fugitives

5

Canada makes way for FREE birth control

6

Huntsville recap and LGJ passes away

7

Baseball opening day and outlaw country still has it!

8

Dave Attell "Hot Cross Buns" review

9

Dave Attell's new special and the 4 part docu-series Quiet on Set.

10

Meeting Montel Williams and watching Road House

11

Jenny McCarthy says "nothing but old balls" at Playboy Mansion.

12

That no good John "Cahoots" Mellencamp!

13

Amazing Weekend at Denver Comedy Works!

14

NFL trades and gay butt slap vs. manly butt slap

15

Academy Awards Recap and Madonna gaff

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Nick Swardson kicked off stage during CO show

17

MN State Hockey Memories

18

I love my dog, but....

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In terms of journalism.... this is pretty accurate!

20

Walk with your thoughts.... what a concept!

21

Marry, kiss, kill......

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A Long Walk to Cleveland! We're back!

23

When a fact is not a fact! #relationshipadvice

24

We're not your GD babysitters!

25

The funniest and yet grossest thing to ever happen to me!

26

I'm back and broker than ever!

27

Chris Rock's new special and I got snubbed by a headliner!

28

The Long Lost Episode... from a week ago!

29

Delivering pizzas at 72..... what happened!?

30

We're back at a new time!

31

The last episode.... until Feb. 13th

32

Stop touching the thermostat!

33

The cure for the common cold!

34

Wait.... which Nick are you!?

35

Let kids be kids.... until they're adults and then let me be kids still!

36

News.... you're dead to me!

37

Tom Brady. Irritable.

38

Be careful who give your passwords to!

39

Everyone relax, it's just a college kid in the bed of my truck!

40

I'll have a #2 with a side of cash!

41

Madonna..... MaDON'Ta

42

Should you give employers two weeks notices?

43

So, that's it. The season's over?

44

First it's Nickelback, then you're fighting in an Applebee's parking lot!

45

Sending Out Signals

46

When it's time to hit the RESET Button.....

47

You have the right to remain.... intoxicated!

48

It just feels like the Bills year this year.

49

Membership has its benefits!

50

Get off my back, monkey!

51

Big SHOW! Tonight! House of Comedy!

52

Now, I'm not a horse expert, but....

53

Chain restaurant managers are the worst

54

The last show of 2023.... or is it 2022?!

55

A 2022 Recap

56

The Little Drummer Boy is a creep!

57

Holy Shot-ski Gretzky!

58

If that was every soccer game, I'd watch.

59

You're so worth the premium things in life.

60

Why did you lie!? Because you're insufferable!

61

Dirty Show recap!

62

How to make everything about YOU!

63

TJ Holmes/Amy Robach GMA cheating scandal

64

STORY: Lady got arrested on my flight!

65

You'll never believe what I saw the other day!

66

Name one good show on the CW!

67

Decent guys can also deliver knockouts!

68

The greatest TV themes ever!

69

Knock knock. Who's there? Wrong day. Wrong day who?!

70

Who needs sleep when you have a cat!

71

Just keep scrollin'.....

72

Too many Facebook friends, not enough real friends

73

Thanksgiving responsibilities are of no more!

74

Love and marriage go together like a horse and.... buggy?!

75

Things in life do not need to be hard!

76

Movie review: Weird - The Al Yankovic Story

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The Hoobastank episode

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Never trust a woman with two male first names.

79

Going to more funerals and less weddings these days

80

Your kids will never view you as the cool person you used to be!

81

The REAL Christmas Story

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R-E-L-A-X!

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A special Halloween walk to Cleveland!

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Comedy daydreams that actually come true!

85

Which candy is the best Halloween candy!?

86

"The Corn Maze Cowboy!"

87

The Green Giant/Little Sprout halloween fight story

88

Hot take: Beetlejuice doesn't hold up.

89

This podcast is 4 words and a letter!

90

As good as it gets!

91

How to have a "sex only" relationship work!

92

No Christmas until Christmas

93

If this is the easy way.... don't show me the hard.

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After Denver and Jury Duty.... we're back!!!

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Mustache must go!

96

The signs of a made man

97

Someone's got resting ditch face!

98

My final wishes upon my death!

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Coolio's lyrics to Fantastic Voyage seem a little off.

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Like tiger, like son

101

NASA: Nerds are smashing Asteroids!

102

Comedy Vault recap and Adam Levine cheating!

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The rapping senator from Utah!

104

Tenacious D concert review!

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Thanks for a great weekend of comedy!

106

Toy hall of fame inductees!

107

Show prep? What you mean "show prep"?!

108

Thank you sir, may I have a double

109

Portland is gross..... AND awesome!

110

Another reason to stay the EFF outta Florida!

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Some call it addiction but I call it commitment

112

The real problem with today's music!

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My GF slept with a dude 10 mins after dumping me!

114

Cheating: the only way to fly!

115

A proud member of the "Mile High Flub"!

116

The reason I won't get married

117

How to set higher goals for yourself!

118

Blast off to the weekend!

119

Nobody REALLY watches the Little League World Series, right?!

120

No more "I love you's"

121

The hottest new dating trend! This looks awesome!

122

The story of how drugs SAVED a life!

123

Now that's how you end a week!

124

You need to hear this music review!

125

Happy Birthday Mad Onna! Oh wait...... What's that say?!

126

When Canada says "Hold my beer" you listen!

127

Who's got the worst highways in America!?

128

Rapping is a difficult art

129

Angel's in the outfield.... and tears in our eyes!

130

Another round of Douche or Not Douche

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I saw something I can't unsee....

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Just 'cause you're sinkin', don't pull me down too!

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But how does she wipe?!

134

Hey, lady! get to the point!

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You asked for it, so now you get it!

136

I tried out for Metallica!

137

Try going to St. Paul and NOT getting a ticket!

138

Right now on the main stage... Mary Magdalene!

139

The Michigan commercials sound a little different these days!

140

Introducing: The Relatable Male

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Solving the gender reveal epidemic

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Review: Dave Chappelle at the Varsity theater

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My new moniker.... The Relatable Male

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What women really want in a partner

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Went to a fight and a Pearl Jam concert broke out

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Even us poor folks are living pretty good!

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*DING* You are now free to FREAK OUT!!!!

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Since all these reboots suck, I wanna reboot my childhood!

149

What's the perfect age to kick the bucket?

150

The newest way to get out of a ticket!

151

Are man-crushes a real thing?!

152

Finally! The Clerks 3 trailer is out!

153

Why do we drunk text our ex's?

154

What's the one show you need to be caught up on!?

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Just a janitor.... with an amazing singing voice!

156

See something, say nothing.

157

All roads lead to craft beers!

158

You ever hear a stoned guy talk about chickens?

159

The FULL Brownie Situation story

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Find friends you can take anywhere!

161

Back from LA a day later than I thought

162

Wagons West! We're headed to Los Angeles!

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Brother of the YEAR!

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We've come a long way since Janet Jackson

165

Leave Brittney Alone!

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The balance of caring for your kids

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The last day of school is a total S#!TSHOW

168

Get ready for some tears..... kid getting her birthday wish straight ahead!

169

The most awkward Monster Jam ever!

170

Top Gun: Maverick - worth the Imax price? Find out!

171

Bon voyage on your 3 days weekend!

172

Valvoline Instant Anxiety!

173

When's this S#!T gonna end?

174

A must-see recommendation for you!

175

Are you abusing Alcohol? Answer.... yes.

176

RIP Pornstar Logan Long

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Luck vs. Preparation (or are they the same?)

178

An Insight on Starting Over

179

What's the one word you could do without!?

180

Find that little rainbow peaking through

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Listen for FREE tix to tonight's show!

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Kelly Clarkson is stealing my material | A Long Walk to Cleveland

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The Greatest Vasectomy PSA EVER | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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This game nearly killed us as kids! | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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I bet you never had THIS problem with your kids | A Long Walk to Cleveland

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My impression of Cher is on point | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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Who knew Colin Powell was dead!? Everyone?! Oh, damn | A Long Walk to Cleveland

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You might remember this show from your childhood | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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Here's how to NOT screw up your kids | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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Is hypnosis therapy right for you?! | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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Do you hug your family members? You're weird. | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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It's a turf war with Lindsay Lohan | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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REVENGE OF THE NERDS Breakdown | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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This is why I don't do CAMEO! | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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What happened to Davey Jones' Locker? | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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Dolphins: the Russians of the Sea | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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Having a tough time sleeping? Try this! | A Long Walk To Cleveland!

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For optimal sobriety, it's Miller Lite for me | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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Eathan Nagel | A Long Walk to Cleveland 04/15/22

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The Men's Capri Pants: Yay or Nay!?

201

Gilbert Gottfried's Cameo to my buddy Schmitty!

202

Hypnosis for anxiety. All the cool kids are doing it.

203

A beer recommendation for the ages!

204

We raised some money... and some eyebrows!

205

One thing you should do for your partner.... and they should do for you!

206

Biting the bullet at a comedy club!

207

Not everyone in Hollywood is a jerk!

208

The craziest night of my life....

209

Jahnnalee And The Furry kiddos | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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Gabe Noah | A Long Walk to Cleveland

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How to become a foodie | A Long Walk to Cleveland

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Riley Cosgrove | A Long Walk to Cleveland

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Q&Ales - Questions from listeners | A Long Walk To Cleveland

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Ricky Glore | A Long Walk to Cleveland | Rudy Pavich

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Marisa Coughlan (Super Trooopers) | A Long Walk To Cleveland | Rudy Pavich

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Maggie Faris | A Long Walk to Cleveland with Rudy Pavich

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Grant Winkels | Along Walk to Cleveland with Rudy Pavich

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Jessimae Peluso | A Long Walk to Cleveland with Rudy Pavich

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Lily Meyer | A Long Walk to Cleveland with Rudy Pavich

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We did it! 200 Episodes! Now what.....

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Giving you a few songs from "The List"!

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There's a reason I named my dog after Paul McCartney!

223

Jesus christ, could concerts be any more friggin' expensive!?

224

Do you gals like guys talking to you at the gym?!

225

Short episode but we hit all the broad strokes!

226

Maybe death is all in how you look at it.

227

Now that's the X-Mas spirit I was looking for.

228

That time I got snowed in at a strip club!

229

When Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block calls your phone on Thanksgiving, you answer!

230

The more adult alternative to ghosting.....

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See, I can change my opinions every now and again!

232

I have returned a cowboy from Austin, TX!

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FRIDAY REPLAY - On my way to Austin!

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I like to get on fashion trends 31 years after they go out of style!

235

Is it that hard to say thank you!?

236

I had goldfish named after all the Ghostbusters!

237

How do I know there's fake news? I was the NEWS.... and I made it up!

238

Be nice... until it's time to not be nice.

239

Can a 7 year old like U2's In The Name of Love?!

240

Who ya gonna call!? Leaf Busters!

241

A recap of sitting in a tree, drinkin' beers.

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Today is the annual trip where I drink beer in a tree!

243

I'm starting to feel bad for reality television stars.

244

Put on your hats on backwards because here some some NEW Limp Bizkit!!!

245

A woman was charged $700 by an ER... for sitting in the waiting room!

246

How long before you hear the Menards jingle today!?

247

Finally... the grocery store story!

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This is where evolution is headed people!

249

Spanx: The Reusable Sausage Casing

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Whenever possible... fix your own flat!

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No Halloween Costumes two weeks before Halloween!

252

Who wants to live in a castle anyway!?

253

Could these be the remains of Brian Laundrie?!

254

Snoop D-O-Double-G turns 50!

255

An awesome movie recommendation right before halloween!

256

Could this have really happened on a first date!?

257

One Rant for the Road.... JUNGLE!

258

Going #2 where no man has gone before!

259

New York trip RECAP!

260

NY Replay: Bart Simpson Sweatshirts and Richard Marx

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NY Replay: When I met my sister for the first time!

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One more night before New York City!

263

Enough with the BS Apologies!

264

So many screw ups today.... UGH!

265

The biggest loser in the Facebook crash!

266

Had tix to Bill Burr 7pm show.... didn't know it started at 6. :(

267

Get up and go get that application!

268

Avicii, Rick Astley and the greatest mash up you've ever heard!

269

Why you should never move to LA!

270

That is ADORABLE!!!

271

Sit back FBI... Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the case!

272

How else they gonna know you hunt?!?!

273

You can 86 the new iPhone 13!

274

Something else your kids get and you don't... class trips!

275

The movie Worth (get ready for hacky joke) is SOO WORTH IT!

276

That's a hell of a way to end a football game!

277

How to create a Serial Killer!

278

Get it together, Hibbing!

279

The passing of Norm Macdonald

280

Excuse me ma'am, you're sweating in the drinking fountain.

281

You don't much to say that you've arrived!

282

The death of nostalgia!

283

Going DEEP in Amish romance novels!

284

A recap on a crazy first day of school!

285

Over the weekend I had to tell someone to eff off!

286

Sorry for all the yelling but WHAT THE F$*&!!!!!!!!!!

287

Bart Simpson sweatshirts and Richard Marx got me through childhood!

288

The worst relationship I ever had and how to avoid yours.

289

Sometimes parenting can break your heart.

290

This is the worst pet peeve of them ALL!!!

291

The short road to happiness.

292

I hate to tell ya, but most people have seen your goods!

293

What might be the next thing to send you to hospital!?

294

One piece of parenting advice you can't live without.

295

Sometimes a stereotype is a stereotype because it's true!

296

Cancel my subscription to OnlyFans NOW!

297

Jack Morris is no prick like Dan Gladden! :)

298

What media people really think of the MN State Fair.

299

Wedding cake: The first step to not fitting in that tux again.

300

Sex is just free fun!

301

He may have one eye, but he can see through bullshit!

302

Struggling? Here's a show that might get you through bad times.

303

I accidentally send almost nude pics to someone!

304

How a first kiss almost turned to murder!

305

I don't think I'll get a 2nd date after that...

306

I just found out I have another sister!

307

Propositioned last night for BOOM-BOOM! Did I do it?!

308

Another EPIC Vegas story!

309

Comic throws a tantrum in front of a crowd

310

I had another dating debacle.

311

What's the problem with lying?!

312

His name was Rachel... and he wore a nose ring!

313

Aaron Rodgers killed my crowd last night!

314

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!

315

Woodstock '99: Peace, Love and Structure Fires

316

Lottery is for losers!

317

I learned a VERY valuable lesson yesterday!

318

BUCKS WIN!

319

Jeff Bezos went to space... arrived sometime between 9am & end of the day.

320

Punk rock's not dead! It's just too.... ok, it's dead.

321

"Treaty" is today's One Rant For The Road!

322

Stripper stories. There's a few.... HA!

323

Nee Ner Nah Naw Noo Noo, I got it worse than you do!

324

Worst time at a gym... EVER!

325

Gave an elevator pitch... in an actual elevator!

326

Street of the week!

327

How Grape Jelly could ruin your relationships!

328

Thanks.... but no thanks!

329

The 2021 Olympic games: That's not what we meant by "Runner's High"!

330

America the beautiful... even without make-up!

331

Happy Birthday, America!

332

Cosby and Watermelon.... THE WORST!

333

Fix your damn fire Alarm!

334

Why I am not on the morning show anymore....

335

Award winning weekend... literally!

336

Here's to the time I was never n Conan O'Brien.

337

Dating tall people for short amounts of time!

338

Enjoy your first world problems!

339

Show us your zits!!!

340

A mother of a Father's Day!

341

Sympathy! What is it good for!?

342

Comedy is a young person's game!

343

Watermelon is the WORST Melon!

344

(some) Family Members are the WORST!!!

345

6 packs of beer are through the roof!!!

346

One Rant for the Road!

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Wow... did I stick my foot in my mouth.... UGH!

348

Got kicked off of Instagram today! Worth it!

349

Break out the tuxedos, kids! We got nominated!!!

350

Pranking my daughter on her birthday!

351

Live from the mountains of Montana!

352

Just flew into Kalispell... and boy am I tired of paying baggage fees!

353

Coming to you live... from my house!

354

One Rant for the Road - Memorial weekend!

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Early episodes today! Thanks for being here!

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This is a PR NIGHTMARE!

357

Comedy is easy... at 2AM in a small town!

358

Another Friday edition of One Rant for the Road

359

Can't remember names.... we gotcha!

360

Complaining. Pass it on!

361

Rock-N-Roll ain't noise pollution... or Rock-N-Roll anymore!

362

Our First Ever "One Rant for The Road!"

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Top 50 Teen TV shows my ASS!

364

Prepare, because you're not as good as you think you are!

365

Gyms after 4PM? No thanks (grunts)!

366

SNL (Elon Musk) was not that bad this week!

367

Man-eater is the worst song from the 80's. But you know what isn't....

368

John Mayer is not a douche! Fight me!

369

"Guy who looks like he does drugs!"

370

May the 4th be with you... and on every gift you receive!

371

Defund the police... vehicles that are not police vehicles anymore!

372

Some nice words about an even nicer person, Jamie Holm.

373

Do you have a best friend? If you're a guy, you don't!

374

What's old is new. Again. for the 3rd time. Ugh....

375

Gilbert Godfrey is making a come back!

376

This is only a tribute! You gota believe me!

377

Who ya gonna call? Bill Murray!

378

Biopics can bio-pick my butt!

379

Where to get camera equipment for cheaper than Amazon!

380

Happy 4/20 ya stoned criminals!

381

Sometimes a kid just needs to yell F$@K YOU to an adult!

382

Wait... Steve Urkle is selling weed now!?

383

Sometimes you find the things you never knew you needed.

384

That time I got punched by Mel Gibson's son, Milo!

385

Dad fails! Woo hoo! Every day he's out there making dad fails!

386

How the hell did Married... with Children last as long as it did?!

387

Can we just let Prince rest in peace?! He'd be rolling over in his heels!

388

Vodka: is there anything it can't do!

389

National beer day was a complete flop!!!

390

I'll take "Who sucks at hosting Jeopardy" for $1000, Alex!

391

This one's for you Vinnie....

392

The only april fool you get is the guy running this podcast!

393

Keep rockin' those sweet, beautiful mullets!

394

It's the MN State Hockey Tourney!!!!

395

You're 40! Stop doing dumb S#!T!!!!

396

New guidelines for vaccines in Minnesota and let's listen to some sweet guitar sounds!!

397

We just hit our first 1000 downloads!!! Thanks everybody!

398

Mike Tyson yelled out to the crowd "Gentlemen... lend me your ears!"

399

Disney+... where the plus stands for MORE SWEARS!!!!

400

What's more valuable? Your time or your money!?

401

The only review on Justice League you will need!

402

Are brewery workers the new journeymen welders?!

403

It's St. Paddy's Day and I got a date with Corn Beef Sammie!

404

Austin 3:16 means.... you just took a long walk to Cleveland!

405

Last night the stupid Grammys were on. Hopefully you did something constructive with your time.

406

Have you seen that incredible drone video from Bryant Lake Bowl? We break it down and we talk about restrictions begining to let up in MN!

407

Know that I have always been down, down! It's 311 Day everybody!

408

Intermittent fasting and "For Christ's sakes, get some sleep!"

409

Robin Williams, Facebook break-ups and stop wasting your time at red lights!

410

Happy International Women's Day! Also, how do YOU get rid of your old porn!?

411

How to tell if you'll like something just by others' reactions.

412

Ladies and gentlemen.... the boat is no more!

413

Dolly Parton is no Weird Al and has the boat finally been removed!

414

If I'm buying, should I get to dictate what you get? Also... Boat Watch: Day 6!

415

Golden Globes and people who take their jobs so seriously! Stop it!

416

Complaining about comedy and talking to an OnlyFans content creator.

417

Some personal news and a Steve Nash song.

418

Tiger Woods, y'all, it's not good y'all!

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