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A Long Walk to Cleveland — 423 episodes
Performing in front of Family is More About Them Than You.... but Not For Jonathan Kite.
Editing Clips, Ego, and Gillis' 77,000 Tickets and What it Means For Us.
Best Cities To Move To For Stand-Up Comedy
Why You're Still Bombing (And It's Not Your Jokes) ft. Adam Bloom | You Suck at Standup
You SUCK at Standup - Is there money in standup comedy?
You SUCK at Standup.... but everyone does. Including me.
What's next for Caitlin Clark?
Robber attacked by weed wacker and bald(ing) fugitives
Canada makes way for FREE birth control
Huntsville recap and LGJ passes away
Baseball opening day and outlaw country still has it!
Dave Attell "Hot Cross Buns" review
Dave Attell's new special and the 4 part docu-series Quiet on Set.
Meeting Montel Williams and watching Road House
Jenny McCarthy says "nothing but old balls" at Playboy Mansion.
That no good John "Cahoots" Mellencamp!
Amazing Weekend at Denver Comedy Works!
NFL trades and gay butt slap vs. manly butt slap
Academy Awards Recap and Madonna gaff
Nick Swardson kicked off stage during CO show
MN State Hockey Memories
I love my dog, but....
In terms of journalism.... this is pretty accurate!
Walk with your thoughts.... what a concept!
Marry, kiss, kill......
A Long Walk to Cleveland! We're back!
When a fact is not a fact! #relationshipadvice
We're not your GD babysitters!
The funniest and yet grossest thing to ever happen to me!
I'm back and broker than ever!
Chris Rock's new special and I got snubbed by a headliner!
The Long Lost Episode... from a week ago!
Delivering pizzas at 72..... what happened!?
We're back at a new time!
The last episode.... until Feb. 13th
Stop touching the thermostat!
The cure for the common cold!
Wait.... which Nick are you!?
Let kids be kids.... until they're adults and then let me be kids still!
News.... you're dead to me!
Tom Brady. Irritable.
Be careful who give your passwords to!
Everyone relax, it's just a college kid in the bed of my truck!
I'll have a #2 with a side of cash!
Madonna..... MaDON'Ta
Should you give employers two weeks notices?
So, that's it. The season's over?
First it's Nickelback, then you're fighting in an Applebee's parking lot!
Sending Out Signals
When it's time to hit the RESET Button.....
You have the right to remain.... intoxicated!
It just feels like the Bills year this year.
Membership has its benefits!
Get off my back, monkey!
Big SHOW! Tonight! House of Comedy!
Now, I'm not a horse expert, but....
Chain restaurant managers are the worst
The last show of 2023.... or is it 2022?!
A 2022 Recap
The Little Drummer Boy is a creep!
Holy Shot-ski Gretzky!
If that was every soccer game, I'd watch.
You're so worth the premium things in life.
Why did you lie!? Because you're insufferable!
Dirty Show recap!
How to make everything about YOU!
TJ Holmes/Amy Robach GMA cheating scandal
STORY: Lady got arrested on my flight!
You'll never believe what I saw the other day!
Name one good show on the CW!
Decent guys can also deliver knockouts!
The greatest TV themes ever!
Knock knock. Who's there? Wrong day. Wrong day who?!
Who needs sleep when you have a cat!
Just keep scrollin'.....
Too many Facebook friends, not enough real friends
Thanksgiving responsibilities are of no more!
Love and marriage go together like a horse and.... buggy?!
Things in life do not need to be hard!
Movie review: Weird - The Al Yankovic Story
The Hoobastank episode
Never trust a woman with two male first names.
Going to more funerals and less weddings these days
Your kids will never view you as the cool person you used to be!
The REAL Christmas Story
R-E-L-A-X!
A special Halloween walk to Cleveland!
Comedy daydreams that actually come true!
Which candy is the best Halloween candy!?
"The Corn Maze Cowboy!"
The Green Giant/Little Sprout halloween fight story
Hot take: Beetlejuice doesn't hold up.
This podcast is 4 words and a letter!
As good as it gets!
How to have a "sex only" relationship work!
No Christmas until Christmas
If this is the easy way.... don't show me the hard.
After Denver and Jury Duty.... we're back!!!
Mustache must go!
The signs of a made man
Someone's got resting ditch face!
My final wishes upon my death!
Coolio's lyrics to Fantastic Voyage seem a little off.
Like tiger, like son
NASA: Nerds are smashing Asteroids!
Comedy Vault recap and Adam Levine cheating!
The rapping senator from Utah!
Tenacious D concert review!
Thanks for a great weekend of comedy!
Toy hall of fame inductees!
Show prep? What you mean "show prep"?!
Thank you sir, may I have a double
Portland is gross..... AND awesome!
Another reason to stay the EFF outta Florida!
Some call it addiction but I call it commitment
The real problem with today's music!
My GF slept with a dude 10 mins after dumping me!
Cheating: the only way to fly!
A proud member of the "Mile High Flub"!
The reason I won't get married
How to set higher goals for yourself!
Blast off to the weekend!
Nobody REALLY watches the Little League World Series, right?!
No more "I love you's"
The hottest new dating trend! This looks awesome!
The story of how drugs SAVED a life!
Now that's how you end a week!
You need to hear this music review!
Happy Birthday Mad Onna! Oh wait...... What's that say?!
When Canada says "Hold my beer" you listen!
Who's got the worst highways in America!?
Rapping is a difficult art
Angel's in the outfield.... and tears in our eyes!
Another round of Douche or Not Douche
I saw something I can't unsee....
Just 'cause you're sinkin', don't pull me down too!
But how does she wipe?!
Hey, lady! get to the point!
You asked for it, so now you get it!
I tried out for Metallica!
Try going to St. Paul and NOT getting a ticket!
Right now on the main stage... Mary Magdalene!
The Michigan commercials sound a little different these days!
Introducing: The Relatable Male
Solving the gender reveal epidemic
Review: Dave Chappelle at the Varsity theater
My new moniker.... The Relatable Male
What women really want in a partner
Went to a fight and a Pearl Jam concert broke out
Even us poor folks are living pretty good!
*DING* You are now free to FREAK OUT!!!!
Since all these reboots suck, I wanna reboot my childhood!
What's the perfect age to kick the bucket?
The newest way to get out of a ticket!
Are man-crushes a real thing?!
Finally! The Clerks 3 trailer is out!
Why do we drunk text our ex's?
What's the one show you need to be caught up on!?
Just a janitor.... with an amazing singing voice!
See something, say nothing.
All roads lead to craft beers!
You ever hear a stoned guy talk about chickens?
The FULL Brownie Situation story
Find friends you can take anywhere!
Back from LA a day later than I thought
Wagons West! We're headed to Los Angeles!
Brother of the YEAR!
We've come a long way since Janet Jackson
Leave Brittney Alone!
The balance of caring for your kids
The last day of school is a total S#!TSHOW
Get ready for some tears..... kid getting her birthday wish straight ahead!
The most awkward Monster Jam ever!
Top Gun: Maverick - worth the Imax price? Find out!
Bon voyage on your 3 days weekend!
Valvoline Instant Anxiety!
When's this S#!T gonna end?
A must-see recommendation for you!
Are you abusing Alcohol? Answer.... yes.
RIP Pornstar Logan Long
Luck vs. Preparation (or are they the same?)
An Insight on Starting Over
What's the one word you could do without!?
Find that little rainbow peaking through
Listen for FREE tix to tonight's show!
Kelly Clarkson is stealing my material | A Long Walk to Cleveland
The Greatest Vasectomy PSA EVER | A Long Walk To Cleveland
This game nearly killed us as kids! | A Long Walk To Cleveland
I bet you never had THIS problem with your kids | A Long Walk to Cleveland
My impression of Cher is on point | A Long Walk To Cleveland
Who knew Colin Powell was dead!? Everyone?! Oh, damn | A Long Walk to Cleveland
You might remember this show from your childhood | A Long Walk To Cleveland
Here's how to NOT screw up your kids | A Long Walk To Cleveland
Is hypnosis therapy right for you?! | A Long Walk To Cleveland
Do you hug your family members? You're weird. | A Long Walk To Cleveland
It's a turf war with Lindsay Lohan | A Long Walk To Cleveland
REVENGE OF THE NERDS Breakdown | A Long Walk To Cleveland
This is why I don't do CAMEO! | A Long Walk To Cleveland
What happened to Davey Jones' Locker? | A Long Walk To Cleveland
Dolphins: the Russians of the Sea | A Long Walk To Cleveland
Having a tough time sleeping? Try this! | A Long Walk To Cleveland!
For optimal sobriety, it's Miller Lite for me | A Long Walk To Cleveland
Eathan Nagel | A Long Walk to Cleveland 04/15/22
The Men's Capri Pants: Yay or Nay!?
Gilbert Gottfried's Cameo to my buddy Schmitty!
Hypnosis for anxiety. All the cool kids are doing it.
A beer recommendation for the ages!
We raised some money... and some eyebrows!
One thing you should do for your partner.... and they should do for you!
Biting the bullet at a comedy club!
Not everyone in Hollywood is a jerk!
The craziest night of my life....
Jahnnalee And The Furry kiddos | A Long Walk To Cleveland
Gabe Noah | A Long Walk to Cleveland
How to become a foodie | A Long Walk to Cleveland
Riley Cosgrove | A Long Walk to Cleveland
Q&Ales - Questions from listeners | A Long Walk To Cleveland
Ricky Glore | A Long Walk to Cleveland | Rudy Pavich
Marisa Coughlan (Super Trooopers) | A Long Walk To Cleveland | Rudy Pavich
Maggie Faris | A Long Walk to Cleveland with Rudy Pavich
Grant Winkels | Along Walk to Cleveland with Rudy Pavich
Jessimae Peluso | A Long Walk to Cleveland with Rudy Pavich
Lily Meyer | A Long Walk to Cleveland with Rudy Pavich
EWe did it! 200 Episodes! Now what.....
Giving you a few songs from "The List"!
There's a reason I named my dog after Paul McCartney!
Jesus christ, could concerts be any more friggin' expensive!?
Do you gals like guys talking to you at the gym?!
Short episode but we hit all the broad strokes!
Maybe death is all in how you look at it.
Now that's the X-Mas spirit I was looking for.
That time I got snowed in at a strip club!
When Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block calls your phone on Thanksgiving, you answer!
The more adult alternative to ghosting.....
See, I can change my opinions every now and again!
I have returned a cowboy from Austin, TX!
FRIDAY REPLAY - On my way to Austin!
I like to get on fashion trends 31 years after they go out of style!
Is it that hard to say thank you!?
I had goldfish named after all the Ghostbusters!
How do I know there's fake news? I was the NEWS.... and I made it up!
Be nice... until it's time to not be nice.
Can a 7 year old like U2's In The Name of Love?!
Who ya gonna call!? Leaf Busters!
A recap of sitting in a tree, drinkin' beers.
Today is the annual trip where I drink beer in a tree!
I'm starting to feel bad for reality television stars.
Put on your hats on backwards because here some some NEW Limp Bizkit!!!
A woman was charged $700 by an ER... for sitting in the waiting room!
How long before you hear the Menards jingle today!?
Finally... the grocery store story!
This is where evolution is headed people!
Spanx: The Reusable Sausage Casing
Whenever possible... fix your own flat!
No Halloween Costumes two weeks before Halloween!
Who wants to live in a castle anyway!?
Could these be the remains of Brian Laundrie?!
Snoop D-O-Double-G turns 50!
An awesome movie recommendation right before halloween!
Could this have really happened on a first date!?
One Rant for the Road.... JUNGLE!
Going #2 where no man has gone before!
New York trip RECAP!
NY Replay: Bart Simpson Sweatshirts and Richard Marx
NY Replay: When I met my sister for the first time!
One more night before New York City!
Enough with the BS Apologies!
So many screw ups today.... UGH!
The biggest loser in the Facebook crash!
Had tix to Bill Burr 7pm show.... didn't know it started at 6. :(
Get up and go get that application!
Avicii, Rick Astley and the greatest mash up you've ever heard!
Why you should never move to LA!
That is ADORABLE!!!
Sit back FBI... Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the case!
How else they gonna know you hunt?!?!
You can 86 the new iPhone 13!
Something else your kids get and you don't... class trips!
The movie Worth (get ready for hacky joke) is SOO WORTH IT!
That's a hell of a way to end a football game!
How to create a Serial Killer!
Get it together, Hibbing!
The passing of Norm Macdonald
Excuse me ma'am, you're sweating in the drinking fountain.
You don't much to say that you've arrived!
The death of nostalgia!
Going DEEP in Amish romance novels!
A recap on a crazy first day of school!
Over the weekend I had to tell someone to eff off!
Sorry for all the yelling but WHAT THE F$*&!!!!!!!!!!
Bart Simpson sweatshirts and Richard Marx got me through childhood!
The worst relationship I ever had and how to avoid yours.
Sometimes parenting can break your heart.
This is the worst pet peeve of them ALL!!!
The short road to happiness.
I hate to tell ya, but most people have seen your goods!
What might be the next thing to send you to hospital!?
One piece of parenting advice you can't live without.
Sometimes a stereotype is a stereotype because it's true!
Cancel my subscription to OnlyFans NOW!
Jack Morris is no prick like Dan Gladden! :)
What media people really think of the MN State Fair.
Wedding cake: The first step to not fitting in that tux again.
Sex is just free fun!
He may have one eye, but he can see through bullshit!
Struggling? Here's a show that might get you through bad times.
I accidentally send almost nude pics to someone!
How a first kiss almost turned to murder!
I don't think I'll get a 2nd date after that...
I just found out I have another sister!
Propositioned last night for BOOM-BOOM! Did I do it?!
Another EPIC Vegas story!
Comic throws a tantrum in front of a crowd
I had another dating debacle.
What's the problem with lying?!
His name was Rachel... and he wore a nose ring!
Aaron Rodgers killed my crowd last night!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!
Woodstock '99: Peace, Love and Structure Fires
Lottery is for losers!
I learned a VERY valuable lesson yesterday!
BUCKS WIN!
Jeff Bezos went to space... arrived sometime between 9am & end of the day.
Punk rock's not dead! It's just too.... ok, it's dead.
"Treaty" is today's One Rant For The Road!
Stripper stories. There's a few.... HA!
Nee Ner Nah Naw Noo Noo, I got it worse than you do!
Worst time at a gym... EVER!
Gave an elevator pitch... in an actual elevator!
Street of the week!
How Grape Jelly could ruin your relationships!
Thanks.... but no thanks!
The 2021 Olympic games: That's not what we meant by "Runner's High"!
America the beautiful... even without make-up!
Happy Birthday, America!
Cosby and Watermelon.... THE WORST!
Fix your damn fire Alarm!
Why I am not on the morning show anymore....
Award winning weekend... literally!
Here's to the time I was never n Conan O'Brien.
Dating tall people for short amounts of time!
Enjoy your first world problems!
Show us your zits!!!
A mother of a Father's Day!
Sympathy! What is it good for!?
Comedy is a young person's game!
Watermelon is the WORST Melon!
(some) Family Members are the WORST!!!
6 packs of beer are through the roof!!!
One Rant for the Road!
Wow... did I stick my foot in my mouth.... UGH!
Got kicked off of Instagram today! Worth it!
Break out the tuxedos, kids! We got nominated!!!
Pranking my daughter on her birthday!
Live from the mountains of Montana!
Just flew into Kalispell... and boy am I tired of paying baggage fees!
Coming to you live... from my house!
One Rant for the Road - Memorial weekend!
Early episodes today! Thanks for being here!
This is a PR NIGHTMARE!
Comedy is easy... at 2AM in a small town!
Another Friday edition of One Rant for the Road
Can't remember names.... we gotcha!
Complaining. Pass it on!
Rock-N-Roll ain't noise pollution... or Rock-N-Roll anymore!
Our First Ever "One Rant for The Road!"
Top 50 Teen TV shows my ASS!
Prepare, because you're not as good as you think you are!
Gyms after 4PM? No thanks (grunts)!
SNL (Elon Musk) was not that bad this week!
Man-eater is the worst song from the 80's. But you know what isn't....
John Mayer is not a douche! Fight me!
"Guy who looks like he does drugs!"
May the 4th be with you... and on every gift you receive!
Defund the police... vehicles that are not police vehicles anymore!
Some nice words about an even nicer person, Jamie Holm.
Do you have a best friend? If you're a guy, you don't!
What's old is new. Again. for the 3rd time. Ugh....
Gilbert Godfrey is making a come back!
This is only a tribute! You gota believe me!
Who ya gonna call? Bill Murray!
Biopics can bio-pick my butt!
Where to get camera equipment for cheaper than Amazon!
Happy 4/20 ya stoned criminals!
Sometimes a kid just needs to yell F$@K YOU to an adult!
Wait... Steve Urkle is selling weed now!?
Sometimes you find the things you never knew you needed.
That time I got punched by Mel Gibson's son, Milo!
Dad fails! Woo hoo! Every day he's out there making dad fails!
How the hell did Married... with Children last as long as it did?!
Can we just let Prince rest in peace?! He'd be rolling over in his heels!
Vodka: is there anything it can't do!
National beer day was a complete flop!!!
I'll take "Who sucks at hosting Jeopardy" for $1000, Alex!
This one's for you Vinnie....
The only april fool you get is the guy running this podcast!
Keep rockin' those sweet, beautiful mullets!
It's the MN State Hockey Tourney!!!!
You're 40! Stop doing dumb S#!T!!!!
New guidelines for vaccines in Minnesota and let's listen to some sweet guitar sounds!!
We just hit our first 1000 downloads!!! Thanks everybody!
Mike Tyson yelled out to the crowd "Gentlemen... lend me your ears!"
Disney+... where the plus stands for MORE SWEARS!!!!
What's more valuable? Your time or your money!?
The only review on Justice League you will need!
Are brewery workers the new journeymen welders?!
It's St. Paddy's Day and I got a date with Corn Beef Sammie!
Austin 3:16 means.... you just took a long walk to Cleveland!
Last night the stupid Grammys were on. Hopefully you did something constructive with your time.
Have you seen that incredible drone video from Bryant Lake Bowl? We break it down and we talk about restrictions begining to let up in MN!
Know that I have always been down, down! It's 311 Day everybody!
Intermittent fasting and "For Christ's sakes, get some sleep!"
Robin Williams, Facebook break-ups and stop wasting your time at red lights!
Happy International Women's Day! Also, how do YOU get rid of your old porn!?
How to tell if you'll like something just by others' reactions.
Ladies and gentlemen.... the boat is no more!
Dolly Parton is no Weird Al and has the boat finally been removed!
If I'm buying, should I get to dictate what you get? Also... Boat Watch: Day 6!
Golden Globes and people who take their jobs so seriously! Stop it!
Complaining about comedy and talking to an OnlyFans content creator.
Some personal news and a Steve Nash song.
Tiger Woods, y'all, it's not good y'all!
A long Walk To Cleveland