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BRIEF: Chris and Dave Davis

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100: Poop Mechanics

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BRIEF: Chinchilla, Yummy Yummy

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99: Dock Ock + 1

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GMG: Children

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BRIEF: iBroom

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98: Big Bird Tases YOU

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GMG: New Years Resolutions

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BRIEF: Eating Luigi

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97: Papa John's Daddy Issues

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GMG: Gorillaz

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BRIEF: Stealing Shit

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96: 3 Wise Dewds TM

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GMG: Movies

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BRIEF: Finger Lickin Good

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95: Politician Privates Investigator

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GMG: the Star Wars Economy

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BRIEF: Roided Cat Fights

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94: Punching Graham Bell

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GMG: Elephants

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BRIEF: CopVan

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93: Lil Robot Ray J

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GMG: Turkey

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BRIEF: xxTh3P0p3xx

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92: Bigfoot the Shaman Vampire

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Got My Goat: Skincare Masks

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BRIEF: Chicken or Egg?

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91: WAP (Wario Ass Pussy)

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Pending - But Definitely Not Hot Takes

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BRIEF: 3 Roles, 1 Courtroom

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90: Foiled Again!

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BRIEF: Jim Carrey the Masochist

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89: Cool Cool Cool Ranch

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BRIEF: Scared Man

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88: Cats love diabetes

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BRIEF: Sex Toys R Us

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87: Tippy Testies

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BRIEF: Innuendo

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86: Terminally Ugly

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BRIEF: Wizard Battle

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85: #TeamQuiggly

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BRIEF - Goats Town

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84: The "Mood"

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BRIEF: Coconut vs Pineapple

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83: The Dick Flap

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BRIEF: Tom Holland's Web

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82: The Brews

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BRIEF: Armadillo Duel

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81: Cheetah Puffs

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Reflecting: Absurdist Muse

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BRIEF: Shark Value

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BRIEF: Dumplomatic Immunity

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BRIEF: Peter & the Polish Puma

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BRIEF: Emu Civil Rights

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HEADLINES: 1 - 6

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BRIEF WEEK: Facebook Secret Society

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BRIEF WEEK: WWE's Cartwheel Carriage (feat. Replay Mode)

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BRIEF WEEK: Playing Hard (feat. Felix)

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BRIEF WEEK: Moon Burns (feat. Drinkipedia)

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BRIEF WEEK: Cannibal Cage Con (feat. Cage's Kiss)

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BRIEF WEEK: Joe Bitem (Feat. Riles)

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BRIEF: "Fuck Party City"

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Natural Holster - Absurdist News: Aliens

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BRIEF: Insurance God

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HONK - Absurdist News: Clowns

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BRIEF: Utter Confusion

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Vegan Cigarettes - Absurdist News: Independence Day

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BRIEF: Its Chlamydia Time!

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Santa the Socialist - Absurdist News: Canada

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BRIEF: Owl Justice

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Coffin Crush - Absurdist News: Consumables

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BRIEF: Defining Crime

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The Ghostbusters Podcast - Absurdist News: Ghosts

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BRIEF: Toad Diffusers

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Fast Food Giant Buns - Absurdist News: McDonalds

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BRIEF: Eat a Mascot

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Beau Voodoo - Absurdist News: Magic

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BRIEF: Foreign Delicacies

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Goodbye Stickers - Absurdist News: Funerals

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BRIEF: Candy Hot Takes

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Level One Human - Absurdist News: China

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BRIEF - The Worst Barber Ever

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Pokey Stick vs Snake - Absurdist News: Snakes

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BRIEF: Third Degree Amish

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PeePee Erection - Absurdist News: Deliveries

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Brief: Terminal Baby Velocity

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Rudolph the Red Eyed Reindeer - Absurdist News: Marijuana

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Brief: More Sad News

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The Golf Club - Absurdist News: Transit

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BRIEF: Papa Ganicci's Pizzeria

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The Power of Stalin - Absurdist News: Cameras

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BRIEF: the Birth-Divorce Ratio

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Max in the Mirror - Absurdist News: Teenagers

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BRIEF: Ketchup Delivery System

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Heels of Poop - Absurdist News: Vacuums

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BRIEF: Iranian Squirrel Society

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Dave's Terrible Takes - Absurdist News: Irish

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BRIEF: College Dickgree

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Wrinkled, Rumpled and Cone-ular - Absurdist News: Teachers

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BRIEF: High Town

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