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Accidental Tech Podcast — 709 episodes

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708: Primary, Tertiary, and Third Cousin

2

707: Haunting the Campus Like a Ghost

3

706: No One Is Getting a Good Deal Tonight

4

705: Relentless in a Gentle Way

5

704: Past the Ternus Horizon

6

703: Part of a Healthy Breakfast

7

702: Isolate the Evil

8

701: I Improved My Town

9

700: A Wet Dishrag Full of Lies

10

699: Not the Correct Squircle

11

698: And Do What?

12

697: The Chart Is Terrifying

13

696: It Seems Petty, But I Endorse It

14

695: The Crystal Pepsi of Aqua

15

694: Potential and Homework

16

693: Negative Bonus Points

17

692: A Thinking Hitch

18

691: A Menlo Phase

19

690: Turn Left at the Next Tree

20

689: The Positive Effect of Enthusiasm

21

688: A Company Man

22

687: You Can Bend This Line

23

686: Write Two Letters

24

685: The Ability to Be Hotter

25

684: It’s Not What Young People Do

26

683: I Didn’t Want to Melt My Rug

27

682: Medium Core

28

681: The Price of Your Nightmares

29

680: A Lot of Holes in That Cheese

30

679: An Adversarial Relationship With Myself

31

678: Mentoring a Box of Numbers

32

677: I Accept the Battery Cost

33

676: A Sternly Worded Instruction

34

675: Open, Retrieve, Expand, Load

35

674: A Reliable, Boring Partner

36

673: Six Impossible Things

37

672: Wi Hyphen Fi

38

671: Even Apple Can’t Beat the Sun

39

670: Institutionally Inescapable

40

669: Ternus, Take the Wheel

41

668: So Happy for All Parties Involved

42

667: Wisdom and Treachery

43

666: We Have Nothing That Hot

44

665: My Basement Is Beautiful

45

664: Humanity Gets in the Way

46

663: Defending the Honor of The Cheesecake Factory

47

662: Just Break the Law

48

661: Intimate and Regimented

49

660: It’s All Chicken Salad

50

659: Lose the Ear Lottery

51

658: Your First Mistake Phone

52

657: Ears Are Weird

53

656: A Long T-Shirt

54

655: Shorts-Compatible Body Type

55

654: Athletically Engaged

56

653: Warning Stories

57

652: You Have 24 Hours to Comply

58

651: Your Judgement About Pockets

59

650: Whatever It Takes to Get the Laundry Folded

60

649: Prove It With Cameras

61

648: Part of the Movement

62

647: You Get One Exclamation Point

63

646: On the Shelf With the Pickles

64

645: More Frosting

65

644: You Have to Invert

66

643: You Go to Squircle Jail

67

642: A Rebuilding Year

68

641: We're Saving That for the Egg

69

640: Put It in a Potato

70

639: Crimp the World

71

638: Hop, Hop, Hop

72

637: Rotate Those Tennis Balls

73

636: Nose-Biting Territory

74

635: An Effective Operator

75

634: We Don’t Have Enough Bees

76

633: Moonshoot

77

632: The Uncertainty Is Gone

78

631: The Colors Are the Pepperoni

79

630: Time to Spiral

80

629: An Upsetting and Confusing Time to Be Me

81

628: There’s a Certain Smell

82

627: Dragged Across the Line

83

626: No Longer ery Good

84

625: Time and Smoke

85

624: Do Less Math in Computers

86

623: It’s About Human Connection

87

622: Duplicate Garbage Generation Process

88

621: I’ll Meet You Any Time You Want

89

620: Mostly Cookies

90

619: Master Plan to Take Over the World

91

618: Type System Says No

92

617: An Incredibly Dangerous App

93

616: I Have No Grippers

94

615: A Mildly Brisk Walk

95

614: Don’t Puke for the Show

96

613: Dress for the Chip You Want

97

612: Screen on Face

98

611: RAM Christmas

99

610: More Values in the Darkness

100

609: You’re the Oreo Cookie

101

608: Boot to Toot

102

607: The Structure and Vibe of a Podcast

103

606: A Decade of Half-Presses

104

605: Manage the Moisture Situation

105

604: Minimized Embiggening

106

603: Too Smart to Move

107

602: A Glimpse of a Better World

108

601: Foreheads Over the Years

109

600: Everyone Ends Up at Crab

110

599: Where Did Salad Go?

111

598: Three-Burner Stove

112

597: Apple Watch Shuffle

113

596: A New Foundation for Progress

114

595: The Best Secret Store

115

594: We Just Found It on the Doorstep

116

593: Not a European Lawyer

117

592: I Think He Won the Game

118

ATP Interview: Holly Borla & Ben Cohen

119

591: That’s Why I Like Computers

120

590: Buy Your Car an iPhone

121

589: The Correct Amount of Rocks

122

588: Sync Up Your Cycle

123

587: No Dots Are Going to Help Me

124

586: Do a Barrel Roll!

125

585: Everyone Heard the Same Nonsense

126

584: Daisy Hates Ticketmaster

127

583: I’ve Spent a Lot of Time in the Address Bar

128

582: Can’t Render, Fog It

129

581: A Different Way to Be Evil

130

580: Socks in the Knob-Hole

131

579: Use Your Words

132

578: Weird Can Be Beautiful

133

577: Colorful Criticism

134

576: Quiet Little Leech

135

575: Walk a Little Faster

136

574: Weird Forking Scenario

137

573: Look at It Harder

138

572: Cryptofarts and Copyright Infringement

139

571: Adding Some Carrot

140

570: The Local Mooching Situation

141

569: Do Grasshoppers Have Tongues?

142

568: The Year of Romance

143

567: macOS Uranus

144

566: Using It Is Wearing It Out

145

565: Trickle-Up Concern

146

564: Always Get the Biggest Pizza

147

563: Drain the Attic

148

562: Do You Have a Dragon?

149

561: Market Your Bug

150

560: They’re All Rectangles

151

559: The Tall Lettuce

152

558: Multilevel Pizza Oven

153

557: The Phone-Box Lottery

154

556: Apple Chips Are People

155

555: A Very Eventful Day

156

554: Is This Your Dog?

157

553: Cut the Bridges to the Mainland

158

552: Not a Saturated Year

159

551: Tickle Rock You

160

550: A Wizard With No Choices

161

549: Unauthorized Trash Can

162

548: Starting to Count Chickens

163

547: Own Your Pricing

164

546: Re-Crop With the Wisdom of Age

165

545: My Butler Can’t Use It

166

544: Valid in a Marco Way

167

543: 100 Million Tire-Kickers

168

542: Penguin Camel Monkey Shark

169

541: Make a Little Maze

170

540: The Points Don’t Matter

171

539: The Strap Situation

172

538: We Studied Thousands of Heads

173

537: Worse Than All of Our Toilets

174

536: I Reboot With Reason

175

535: My Computer Supports Math

176

534: On the Cheerleader Bus

177

533: The Beach Is the Beach

178

532: The Meat Part of Multitasking

179

531: Rock It in the Right Direction

180

530: You Are Not Nintendo

181

529: The Cycles of Marco

182

528: My Favorite Slap in the Face

183

527: The True Siri Experience

184

526: Food Comes From Cans

185

525: The Glory Speakers

186

524: The Anti-Fireplace Lobby

187

523: I Can’t Give Him the Carrot Fast Enough

188

522: I’ll Just Keep You for Ten Years

189

521: Dance Compatible

190

520: Bananas Ingestion System

191

519: Paint My Wings

192

518: Deconstructed iMac

193

517: A Tesla Full of Kindles

194

516: One of My Fits of Rage

195

515: The Elder Programmer Look

196

514: My Immense Softness

197

513: Scribble on the Shared Placemat

198

512: Owned With a P

199

511: Moving to Antarctica

200

510: It’s Occupied by Bears

201

509: Tiny Tyrants

202

508: Later Is Getting Later and Later

203

507: It Sucks, Doesn’t It?

204

506: Our Only SEO Is You

205

505: A Mental Laxative

206

504: Too Much Apple in My Apple

207

503: Draw Your Own Slice of Pizza

208

502: Going Retina Again

209

501: Torsional Rigidity Check

210

500: All the Nerds in the Room

211

499: Living Is Pretty Important to Me

212

498: Not MagSafe, but MagSafe

213

497: The Hotness Has to Go Somewhere

214

496: One of My Lesser TiVos

215

495: Five Points for Smell

216

494: Ultra-Wideband Park Bench

217

493: Downstairs Downstairs

218

492: Umbrella Hammer Toadstool

219

491: Salmon and SwiftUI

220

490: Tiny Pictures of Knobs

221

489: Very Inappropriate Thoughts About This Computer

222

488: Pebbles on the Scale

223

487: Mid-Life Rally

224

486: Field Day at Apple Park

225

485: This Is Casey Actual

226

484: Hot-Spare Price is Right

227

483: The Faceless Knob

228

482: I Should Probably Get Reading Glasses

229

481: Accidentally Made It Too Good

230

480: Three Wise Admins

231

479: Never Mind, I’m Out

232

478: No Bum Cores

233

477: In the Metal

234

476: Plausibly Viable

235

475: Shove It Out the Back

236

474: That’s Where the Magic Happens

237

473: Fanboats and Coattails

238

472: File a Casey Radar

239

471: My Fiber Situation Is Fine

240

470: Computers Can Do Things

241

469: Tiny Toastie

242

468: You Got Your Non-Money’s Worth

243

467: The Strain Provider

244

466: There’s Probably a Wizard for It

245

465: Lasers Are Great

246

464: Monks at Drafting Tables

247

463: No Indication of Progress

248

462: Xcode X

249

461: Re-tend That Garden

250

460: Desktop Laptop

251

459: The Bluetooth Adds Warmth

252

458: This Is Not Your First Plane Crash

253

457: The World’s Greatest Conference Call

254

456: The Monitor Situation

255

455: Your Yanking Force

256

454: The Notch is Young

257

453: As the Prophecy Foretold

258

452: It’s Totally Leashed

259

451: A Series of Terrible Magic Tricks

260

450: Distending My Wardrobe

261

449: An Unclean Mouse

262

448: Next Year, Which Is Now

263

447: Lunchbox on Your Face

264

446: Dead From Fraud

265

445: Best Blender Is a Wasteland

266

444: It Should Definitely Bother Apple

267

443: A Storm of Asterisks

268

442: Bob’s Barbecue

269

441: Meals at Home

270

440: The Reality of Magnets

271

439: Eventually Converge on Correctness

272

438: Some Amount of Futzing

273

437: The Right Side of the Mouse Pad

274

436: Eddy Cue Shows Up at Your Door

275

435: A Strong Number Four

276

434: A Squirmy Soup of Rectangles

277

433: Before We Leave the Dump

278

432: I Shouldn’t Need to Wiggle

279

431: City of Chips

280

430: Apple Did Not Eat That Food

281

429: Digital Speedo

282

428: A Series of Rectangles

283

427: The Apology Remote

284

426: Loaded Baked Potato

285

425: Hey Billionaire

286

424: Ethernet Squid

287

423: Fort of HomePods

288

422: Sell a Third Box

289

421: The First Miniboss

290

420: I Have No Urge to Speak

291

419: This Week’s Gasp

292

418: Dangerously Close to Being on a Phone Call

293

417: Sand and Water Interface

294

416: I Will Take Away Those Kudos

295

415: Sent Without Pants

296

414: Promoted Onto the Roof

297

413: Suddenly I’m the Marco

298

412: Love Batteries

299

411: Are My Instructions Not Clear?

300

410: The Comfort Is Killing Me

301

409: Midrange Snob

302

408: Feature Headphones

303

407: It Isn’t a Big Grapefruit

304

406: A Bomb on Your Home Screen

305

405: The Benevolence of the Powerful

306

404: With Four Hands Tied Behind Its Back

307

403: A VCR for the Internet

308

402: Flat-Side Promoter

309

401: Sandwich-Closing Force

310

400: Reach Is the Next Frontier

311

399: Off the Pouch Lifestyle

312

398: The State of Your Baby

313

397: We Can’t Wait To See What You Do To It

314

396: The World of Moving

315

395: Receive Their Honking

316

394: The Price of an ATP Sticker

317

393: We’re the Bit Company

318

392: Corporate Relationship Counselor

319

391: Worse in Stupid Ways

320

390: I Invented This Anti-Pattern

321

389: One Branch Leads to Yes

322

388: Riding the Autocomplete

323

387: It Might Not Be as Cool as You Think

324

386: No More Holes in My House

325

385: Temporal Smear

326

384: Equal Emphasis

327

383: Demand-Paged Outrage

328

382: Static Ad Removal

329

381: Uncomfortable Truths

330

380: Wires Are Great

331

379: The Everything’s OK Alarm

332

378: Whale Quench

333

377: $10 Worth of Headaches

334

376: Monogamous Gaming Lifestyle

335

375: Wobbly Goblin

336

374: Screwdriver Testing Harness

337

373: This Jerk, Right Here

338

372: Things Are Degraded

339

371: Four-Letter Technologies

340

370: Ghost Finger

341

369: Brown Big Bear

342

368: A Jacket and Some Pins

343

367: Antitrust Relief Valve

344

366: There’s Nothing You Can Fix in a Day

345

365: Day-One Cowboy

346

364: A Casey Settings Screen

347

363: The Floor is Lava

348

362: Xcode in Anger

349

361: A Button in the Thumb Shelf

350

360: Big Hole in the Middle

351

359: I Could Live in There

352

358: Emotional-Support Mac Pro

353

357: A Giant Green Field

354

356: With a Heavy Heart

355

355: The Way Corn Grows

356

354: Casey’s Computer Corner

357

353: Modern-Day Dialup

358

352: No One Else Had Calipers

359

351: The Floor Is High

360

350: Wax Buddies

361

349: Formative Tech Dystopia

362

348: Panic Shutdown

363

347: Not Enough Carrot to Take the Stick

364

346: Go Back and Pop Myself

365

345: Unapologetically Digital

366

344: Peace in the Battery Kingdom

367

343: The Stand Is Your Hand

368

342: The Opposite of Con

369

341: John Is My Default

370

340: You Are a Computer Athlete

371

339: Ketchup Momentum

372

338: Double Chunking

373

337: Sea Conditions Are Calm

374

336: Your Face Is Not Your Face

375

335: Withhold the Fun

376

334: Mechanical Disadvantage

377

333: Pesky Human Issues

378

332: Fuzzy Muppet Felt

379

331: The Technical Burden of Users

380

330: A Rotation You Can’t Complete

381

329: Mac Pro Day

382

328: The Pixel Stump

383

327: Better Late Than Wrong

384

326: Blow Your Redo Stack

385

325: Relive Your Calculator-Watch Dreams

386

324: Automatic Kicking Machine

387

323: A Slightly Smaller Thumb

388

322: Morale-Sucking Maple Syrup Fires

389

321: Dumbed Down, Locked Down, and Locked Out

390

320: Here Comes the Big But

391

319: We Should Probably Get to the Apple Event

392

318: Not a Casino I Want to Play In

393

317: We’re Customers Too

394

316: MacBook Hierarchy of Needs

395

315: 1.0 Was Just Speed

396

314: Kernel Panic in the Night

397

313: The Residue of Seven People

398

312: Fashion Phase

399

311: Mutually Assured Destruction

400

310: Apple Playstore

401

309: Do Not Expect Five Nines From My Plex

402

308: Left-Handed Streaming Service

403

307: Casey Apple Pencil

404

306: My Watch Has Ended

405

305: An Uneasy Peace

406

304: Island of Shortcuts

407

303: Your Mahogany World

408

302: Paint This Square

409

301: I Cut Them Up in the Air

410

300: First of All, It’s Easy

411

299: Headphone Bump

412

298: Protective Sandwich

413

297: It Also Deserves to Die

414

296: Giant Buffers of Floats

415

295: Outlets That Suck

416

294: The Intersection of Liberal Arts and Whatever

417

293: You Know My Pouches

418

292: Start a Rotate Chicken Nuggets Timer

419

291: John’s Special Day

420

290: A Weird Sandwich

421

289: Everybody’s in the Alliance

422

288: Rich Person’s Raspberry Pi

423

287: Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich

424

286: I Respect a Good Crust

425

285: Do Not Drill Holes in This House

426

284: Hotel California Keyboard

427

283: Just Lower Your Standards

428

282: Not Unreliable Enough

429

281: My Private Siri

430

280: Extinction-Level Event

431

279: You’ll Hate What I’m Actually Doing

432

278: Best Worst Influence

433

277: You’re Not a Mac App Yet

434

276: Observing a Black Hole

435

275: It’s Difficult When You’re a Billionaire

436

274: Not the Teddy Bear’s Fault

437

273: Playing You Like a Video Game

438

272: 60% Satisfied

439

271: Voting With Your Virtual Feet

440

270: Three Major Zippers

441

269: Cooled by Jellyfish

442

268: A Tarnished Brass Age

443

267: I Slowly Ate the Crystals

444

266: Text Adventure Mode

445

265: Simon Says Volume Five

446

264: Every Building Has Bugs

447

263: Old Potato

448

262: A Clear Path to Okayness

449

261: Seven-Dollar Plastic Garbage

450

260: The Todoyist Problem

451

259: I Hired Myself

452

258: Non-Beta Data

453

257: Smell the Wind

454

256: A Heroic Threshold for Pain

455

255: The Thermal Paste Lottery

456

254: Hot Box With Knobs

457

253: I Think I Ordered One

458

252: Any Day Could Be Mac Pro Day

459

251: Uninstall Your Water Reminder App!

460

250: We’re Doing a Show

461

249: Beehives Full of Bees

462

248: Chili Cookoff

463

247: A Place to Stick Your Gum

464

246: I Just Want My Stories

465

245: Senior-Citizen Advantage

466

244: The Mac Renaissance

467

243: Knew About the Dollar Signs

468

242: These Arms Are Coming Off

469

241: Jazzercise Boot Camp

470

240: Undefined Wait Period

471

239: Set This Money on Fire

472

238: Begging for the Hub

473

237: You Are Not a Datacenter

474

236: Irresponsible Use of Infinite Terabytes

475

235: Notch-Savvy

476

234: Everybody Has Asterisks

477

233: Nobody Cares But Me, But I Do Care

478

232: You’ve Exceeded Some Limit

479

231: I Am Not a Salad Power User

480

230: Auto, Dynamic, Fresh, Dank

481

229: Just Smush the Screen Somewhere

482

228: I Never Cancel a Drag

483

227: Typing on Pillows

484

226: Smooth Scrolling Is For Suckers

485

225: A Conversation with Siri

486

224: Yearning for Reflection

487

223: Throw the Fork Away

488

222: As Thin as Humans Will Tolerate

489

221: Personal Body Chemistry

490

220: Executive Box Lunch

491

219: Million Dollar Lunch

492

218: MagSafe Cups of Water

493

217: Apology Mac Pro

494

216: Thermal Corner

495

215: Pots Are Made to Be Broken

496

214: Christmas Phone

497

213: Siri in a Can

498

212: Meatspace Windows

499

211: Hardware Mind Virus

500

210: My Stupid Thumb

501

209: Making Sausage-Making Glamorous

502

208: Your Face Is Your Face

503

207: Selling Hot Dogs on a Stick

504

206: All You Need Is Five Nerds

505

205: People Don’t Use the Weird Parts

506

204: You’re Only Stable When You’re Dead

507

203: Screaming At Us From The Future

508

202: Something Has Gone Wrong

509

201: Volume Micromanager

510

200: I Had a Dream About the Mac Pro

511

199: 10,000 Hours of Coughing

512

198: Puppy Game Boy

513

197: Life by a Thousand Hugs

514

196: Roasting Your Own Beans

515

195: The Show Must Go On

516

194: Dark Night of the Soul

517

193: The Escape Zone

518

192: Hello Again Again

519

191: The Failure Mode of a Train

520

190: The Girl Who Never Came Over

521

189: The Museum of Pristine Apple Hardware

522

188: $850 Fidget Cube

523

187: Putting Plastic on Your Couches

524

186: Jony Ive Has a Lot of White Pants

525

185: The Delaware of Europe

526

184: Procedural Marriage Mistakes

527

183: I Filed a Radar

528

182: I Had to Reboot My Car Today

529

181: Eat Your Vegetables

530

180: Don’t Cry for John, Argentina

531

179: Free-to-Play Dogs

532

178: Mama Needs That Pokémon

533

177: Paying for Someone to Blame

534

176: Yellow Sock Time

535

175: Dance Palace

536

174: A Ding in the Room

537

173: A Series of Heartbreaking Rejections

538

172: iPhone X

539

171: WWDC Is Not Santa Claus

540

170: Casey Beats John, 29–29

541

169: My Fingers Are Still Moving

542

168: Coffee Stops Working

543

167: They’ve Opened the Door to Streakers

544

166: Fitness Turd

545

165: Time Was…

546

164: Waiting for the Bla-Bloop

547

163: Wet Right Thumb

548

162: iPhone Sorry Erin

549

161: Dark Mode Is Your Hat

550

160: Be Careful Out There

551

159: A Typo On Your Brake Pads

552

158: You Can’t Outlaw Math

553

157: As Many People in the Sandbox as Possible

554

156: A Mac on Fire

555

155: Edit, Crop, Aspect, Original

556

154: A Rich Toddler’s Toy

557

153: Larger, Less Portable Pastures

558

152: Daddy Didn’t Want the Good Graphics Card

559

151: The Opposite of Final

560

150: A Mac Pro in Every Pot

561

149: Everyone’s on Vacation

562

148: Your Feelings Are Real

563

147: Here I Am, I’m a Battery

564

146: Control + Money + Smallness

565

145: Lasers and Pew-Pew and Space Aliens

566

144: Digital Schmear

567

143: Capital F, Capital C

568

142: Hateful Game of Frogger

569

141: Chain-Link-Fenced Garden

570

140: Harpooned a Turtle

571

139: I’ve Seen This Train Before

572

138: Only Microsoft

573

137: Feature Photos

574

136: War and Peace

575

135: Uncomfortable in My Pants

576

134: Who Did It Firster?

577

133: You Have to Walk the Dog

578

132: Digital Hearth

579

131: Finding Your Way Back In

580

130: Technical Countermeasures

581

129: Tap-to-Click Wizard

582

128: Blue Ring Stud

583

127: Not a Cactus in Sight

584

126: The Web Kind of Happens to You

585

125: A Better Future for Everybody

586

124: The Tyranny of Radio

587

123: Imperfect Signaling Mechanism

588

122: My Results Were Inconclusive

589

121: Admitted No Wrongdoing

590

120: One Magical Wire

591

119: Promoretired

592

118: A Fistful of Apple Watches

593

117: You Don’t Have the Antibodies

594

116: Women Aren’t a Minority

595

115: Empathy for the Machine

596

114: So Far, So OK

597

113: Get Your Ears Ready to Hear Me Complain

598

112: The Problem Is You

599

111: That Big Ring Underground Somewhere in Europe

600

110: And on That Bombshell…

601

109: Bigger in the Pocket

602

108: Zero is Better Than One

603

107: We Get the Most Boring Tips

604

106: That’s Slightly Right

605

105: Do You Want to Sell Sugar Phones for the Rest of Your Life?

606

104: Minutiæ

607

103: An Atheist or a Howard Stern Fan

608

102: Marco Is Not a Platform

609

101: Big Plastic Finger

610

100: MacBook Shuffle

611

99: Pop-Up Headlights

612

98: Landmines, Pitfalls, and Bottomless Pits

613

97: You Have to Know When to Stop

614

96: The Windows of Siracusa County

615

95: The Bear Wakes Up and Bites You

616

94: Spirited Defense of Pong

617

93: I’m Not Running a Boarding House Here

618

92: You Don’t Know My Pants

619

91: Press Agree to Drive

620

90: Speculative Abandonware

621

89: DeLorean + McLaren

622

88: Standing on Opposite Sides of the Gym

623

87: Not an Accurate Representation of My Mousing Skills

624

86: Moving the Party to the Bar Down the Block

625

85: The Unexpected Hard Part

626

84: The Load-Bearing Finger

627

83: Entering the iTouch Phase of My Life

628

82: The Flash Storage Is Adequate

629

81: You Left Your Money in a Bank

630

80: Tangled in Version Numbers

631

79: Tip Ring Ring Sleeve

632

78: Fleece the Whales

633

77: Full-Stack Businessperson

634

76: Not Suitable for Any Purpose

635

75: You Had Your Moment

636

74: One Of Us Shipped Something

637

73: Notifications Duck

638

72: Take Your Co-Host To Work Day

639

71: Security By Guilt

640

70: The Endgame Is Omnipotence

641

69: Welcome to the Web, Casey

642

68: Siracusa Waited Impatiently For This

643

67: Tim Said, Man

644

66: Boiling A Pretty Big Lake

645

65: The Year Of Casey

646

64: It Never Died Because It Never Lived

647

63: I Hold My Children To A Higher Standard

648

62: Journey Would Be Wasted On You

649

61: Perfectly Neutral

650

60: The Great Odwalla Flavor Change of 2013

651

59: The Little Puck That Could

652

58: Always On Vacation In California

653

57: Smorgasbord of Pronunciation

654

56: The Woodpecker

655

55: Dave, Who Stinks!

656

54: goto fail;

657

53: There’s Gonna Be Some Flapping

658

52: Necessary But Not Sufficient

659

51: Maybe We’re Just Dinosaurs

660

50: Disk Light Observer Effect

661

49: Roamio and Siracusiet

662

48: Marco Bought Four

663

47: Better Pixels

664

46: A Compromised Machine

665

45: Give Up On The Retina Dream

666

44: A Plague With Very Minor Effects

667

43: Brilliance Enhancer

668

42: The Ultimate Vanity Search

669

41: Penny Wise, Pound Foolish

670

40: The Compliance Shark

671

39: Desperation Mode

672

38: Auto-Update My Parents

673

37: A 3,000-Word Digression

674

36: A Weird One

675

35: Sea-Level Executives

676

34: Made The Dot Smaller

677

33: A 30-Minute Skip Button

678

32: It Doesn’t Bother Me

679

31: Swimming In 16 GB Gold

680

30: Full Frontal Thumb

681

29: Computerized Garden Gnome

682

28: The Pit Of Irrelevance

683

27: Overflow Gallery In The Bathroom

684

26: Three Phones Ago

685

25: Thrustmaster Joystick

686

24: Double Meta

687

23: The X Or The X

688

22: Full Brichter

689

21: The Transitive Property of Nerdiness

690

20: A Box and a Strap

691

19: Designed by App in Cal

692

18: Aluminum-Colored Aluminum

693

17: Can’t Innovate Anymore

694

16: John, We Don’t Play Games

695

15: Cat, Modifier Cat

696

14: Pouring Champagne Onto Rap Stars

697

13: Animated Kale

698

12: Accidental Server Hardware

699

11: A Particularly Exuberant Adolescence

700

10: Gradual Ramp Up To Nothing

701

9: Fish Bicycle Scenario

702

8: Hold Me!

703

7: The Forecast For iCloud

704

6: Live Like Other People

705

5: Negativity, Skepticism, and Doubt

706

4: The Bridges

707

3: Conditions Led To Freecell

708

2: The 7th Guest

709

1: iPhone Plus