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Alfalfa Podcast — 304 episodes
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Alfafla Encore: No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245
I Almost Flipped a Table at a Sushi Restaurant | Ep. 281
Stop Fighting Reality: Why the Blue Pill Wins | Ep. 280
I'm More Addicted to This Than Nicotine | Ep. 279
Anthropic’s $380B Valuation, Trump’s 7-Minute Intervention & The "9-9-6" Tech Trap | Ep. 278
Citrini’s 2028 Warning, The Jack Hughes Mindset & Why Your FICO Score is a Scam | Ep. 277
The Death of Software, The Retatrutide Blueprint & Bryan Johnson’s $1M Protocol | Ep. 276
The Permanent Underclass, Bad Bunny’s Halftime Blueprint & The Epstein Jail Video Hoax | Ep. 275
Moltbot Seduction, The 'Meat Bag' Theory & The Cognitive Atrophy Trap | Ep. 274
The End of Coding, Why "Trying Hard" Makes You A Loser & Bill Ackman’s Warning | Ep. 273
The 8 Billion Lie, Iran’s Revolution & The Anti-Alcohol Hoax | Ep. 272
Trump’s Imperial Playbook, The Misogi Protocol & The Prison of Financial Mediocrity | Ep. 271
The AI Manhattan Project, Rick Rubin’s Creative Blueprint & The Retirement Lie | Ep. 270
Naval’s "Unstoppable" Thesis, The #1 Rule for Longevity & The "No Party" Lie | Ep. 269
The $140k Poverty Line, Inside the F1 Garage & OpenAI’s "Code Red" | Ep. 268
Alfalfa Encore: ETH to 50K and the $71,000 Girlfriend Chatbot
NVIDIA’s Warning, Shohei Ohtani's Blueprint & The Sobriety Cult | Ep. 267
Makers vs. Takers, The 100-Year Mortgage & Philanthropy is a Scam | Ep. 266
AI's Dirty Little Secret, Elon's War on Reality & Hedging the Bubble | Ep. 265
Stephen Ordered a Robot, The Baseball Bat Intervention & Embracing the AI Ponzi | Ep. 264
AI Death Cult, Trading Meltdowns & Modern Man's Burnout | Ep. 263
Fire Walks, AI Sexbots & The $19B Crypto Crash | Ep. 262
Printing Money with Options & The Car Wash Goldmine | Ep. 261
Is Sora 2 The End of Art? & The Ultimate KISS ROI | Ep. 260
Why Dating is F***ed & Do Cabals Really Run The World? | Ep 259
The Right Cancels The Left, NASA Finds Life & "Squad Car, My Love" | Ep. 258
Charlie Kirk MURDERED In Cold Blood: Can America Recover? | Ep. 257
Minotaur Smut, Legalized Prostitution & Redefining God | Ep. 256
Govt Buys Intel, Ditching Bitcoin & The "Scottish Axe Girl" | Ep. 255
College ROI is Zero + The Triple-Levered Portfolio + The New Alt-Right | Ep. 254
WNBA Dildos: Funny or Cruel? + “Surplus Humans” & The Fall of Conscientiousness | Ep. 253
Naked Human Carwash + Preserving Human Knowledge + Is AI Bringing Back Religion? | Ep. 252
AI Can't Take Our Great "Genes" or Great Pizza | Ep. 251
The Hunter Biden Habit System: FORGET The Goal, Master The Ritual | Ep. 250
Why This Failing Liquor Chain Is The Hottest Stock On The Market | Ep. 249
Grok Goes Full Hitler + Cash Is Trash + ETH's Revenge Arc | Ep. 248
"Why Men Left" + AI Job Apocalypse + The Crypto Comeback | Ep. 247
Czar Mamdani + The War On The Young | Ep. 246
No Kings, No Wars | Ep. 245
The LA Riots, Trump Vs. Elon & The New Economic Playbook | Ep. 244
$SBET + AI White Collar Reckoning + All Drugs Olympics | Ep. 243
The Michael Saylor of ETH!? + Golden Handcuffs & Lifestyle Creep | Ep. 242
South Korea is Dying & Investing In Humanoid Robots | Ep. 241
How To Get Rich & Can This Stock Earn 100% A Year | Ep. 240
She Fell In Love With GPT + AI 2027 | Ep. 239
100 Men vs 1 Gorilla + Reset Your Brain To Beat Burnout | Ep. 238
Should We Care More About Beauty? & Humanity's Greatest Weakness Vs AI | Ep. 237
Will America Survive the Trump Administration? | Ep. 236
Which Extinct Animal Would You Bring Back + Steal This Business Idea | Ep. 235
LIBERATION DAY DISASTER, Hypersonic Flight, & Why You Need Responsibility | Ep. 234
America Eats Now, Pays Later — China’s Eating the Future | Ep. 233
Is Bitcoin About To Run The Table? + What Is America Fighting For? | Ep. 232
Tesla Terrorism + Left (Winged) At The Altar | Ep. 231
Should I Care About Ukraine? How to Launder $80 Trillion | Ep. 230
229. Are We Still in a Bull Market + Agency Over Intelligence + $5M USA Gold Card
228. Is Jack Dorsey Satoshi & The Truth Reflexivity Bubble
227. Free Speech Debate & Are We Getting Soft?
226. Debating Trump's Trade War + Worst Advice for Your 20s
IL Ep. 28 | The NVDA Short Thesis & How to Long Bitcoin With Limited Downside
225. DEEPSEEK & The Short Case for Nvidia
IL Ep. 27 | How to Profit Off $TRUMP Coin & Chinese Stonks
224. $TRUMP Coin, Inauguration Reactions, & Is AGI Here?
223. Bias Check: Are We Trading Tyranny of Government for Tyranny of the Technocracy?
222. 2025 Predictions + Should We Buy Greenland
221. Life After 40, Bitcoin’s Productivity, & The Purpose of Male Friendships
220. Where Are We In The Cycle?
219. Alt Coin Supercycle?! (real) How High Can $XRP Go? Is $MSTR a Scam!?
218. Trump's Crypto Cabinet + AI Agent Productivity Explosion
217. Bitcoin Is RIPPING, How to Juice Stock Returns & Elon Heads D.O.G.E.
216. Decision, Division, and Derision 2024
215. These Stocks Will Soar Under Trump
214. AI Is Making Meme Coins, Dead Internet Theory, & Chimps With Nukes
213. Debate: COIN vs HOOD + TSLA + SpaceX
212. Dopamine Detox: Lame Experiment or Valuable Reset? (RERUN)
211. The Man Holding America Hostage + End of Iran + Positive Sum Philosophy
210. Diddy Freak Offs, Politician Incentives, + "The Intelligence Age"
209. Are you BTC Pilled, Israel Blows Off D*cks, & How To Stay In Love
208. These Are The Top 5 Death Bed Regrets
207. Unlocking Founder Mode
206. Republican Guys Are Hotter? Etiquette 101. What is a man’s purpose in life?
205. Is $2-3 Million Enough?
204. Was This the Bottom, Guns, and Porn (RERUN)
203. Do You Have Free Will?
202. Is Solana the Next Luna?
201. Hypocrisy of Democracy...Should You Even Care?
200. Trump Startled By Loud Popping Noises
199. How To Create A Stock Market Bubble In 4 Simple Steps
198. What Is My Identity?
197. Please Explain Hawk Tuah
196. Dude With 3 Jets Lectures Us About Climate Change
195. Is Apple Intelligence Dumb?
194. Jensen Huang Is Signing T*tt*es
193. AI Wants You To Put Glue On Your Pizza
192. ETH Invades The White House
191. ChatGPT Gets Horny
190. Everyone Needs These 4 Hobbies
IL Ep. 24 | $COIN Crushes Earnings, Stock Dumps!?
189. Why Most Investments Are Bad, Did We Fake the Moon Landing, and the GOAT Quote
188. Building Wealth + Should We Move?!
IL Ep. 23 | Is This a Dead Cat Bounce?
IL Ep. 22 | Bull or Bear? & The BTC Runes Revolution
187. War and Taxes
186. Why the Young Aren't Driving, Fu*king, or Drinking
IL Ep. 21 | ETH ETF Denial Is...Bullish?!
185. Where Are We In the Cycle?
IL Ep. 20 | Bull Run Trades You Might Be Getting Wrong
184. Is Crypto Evil?
183. Buying the Dip and Doing Biz in China
IL Ep. 18 | Memecoin Mania Rages On
182. Getting Rich on Solana + Are NFTs Dead?
IL Ep. 17 | The Meme Supercycle Is Here and It's Going to Be Hilarious
181. Bitcoin Breaks All Time Highs & The End of Influencers Is Upon Us
180. LIVE from ETHDenver
IL Ep. 16 | Stephen's Wild ETH Prediction & Farming More Free Money
179. ETH Reclaims $3k & Sora SHOCKS the World
IL Ep. 15 | The First Institutional Crypto Bull Run Is Here. Are you Ready?
IL Ep. 14 | Why ETH Restaking Is (Basically) Free Money & One Crypto VC's Nihilist Bull Thesis
178. We Are So Fu*ked - Apple Vision Pro is Here
IL Ep. 13 | "ETHuary" Is Finished. Is It Time to Ditch Ethereum?
177. Are We All Going To Be Gay by 2050?
IL Ep. 12 | BLOOD In the Crypto Streets. What Will Make Us Flip Bearish?
176. Is Javier Milei Far Right? What's Up With The Stanley Cup?
IL Ep. 11 | BTC Price Is Nuking 😫 Was the Bitcoin ETF a Failure?
175. Bitcoin ETF 1 Week Later: Success or Failure? Best of CES & HOT Takes
174. BITCOIN ETF APPROVED: Are We All Gonna Make It?!
The BTC ETF Is Here! Why This Changes EVERYTHING | IL #10
173. 2024 Predictions | Trump, Crypto Pumps, and AI SexBots?
Will BTC Miners Be the Trade of 2024 & Which Alts Will Outperform ETH? | IL #9
People Are Getting Hilariously Rich Off Meme Coins. Is This Sustainable? | IL #8
172. Are Meme Coins Legitimate Investments? & Alfalfa Year In Review!
Jerome the Hawk Is DEAD! But Are We Still Bullish? | IL #7
171. 2024 Crypto Predictions + CNN Host Said What?!
170. Rethinking Our Crypto Thesis & Why You Should Embrace Volatility
169. Charlie Munger Dies: 15 Lessons We've Learned...
168. Thinking and Drinking + Preparing for the BULL MARKET
167. Humane's AI Pin Is AWESOME (and Kind of Dystopian)
166. Zoomers Discover Limp Bizkit, Pronoun Wars & Stephen Reviews Barbie
165. Are Gen Z and The Millenials Financially Doomed?
164. Is It Time To Get Irresponsibly Long?
163. What’s Wrong With ETH? & The New Cold War
162. Can Science Cure Hangovers? (Ft. Zack Abbott of Zbiotics)
161. The Bond Market Is About to Kill Us All
160. Recession Island + History Is Overrated
159. Nick’s Juicy Election Bet, Stephen’s DEGEN trade + Why Gov Regulation is a SCAM
158. Alfalfa v1 Throwback: Financial Repression and Will Bitcoin Save The World
157. Is a MELT UP Coming In Q4 for Stocks & Crypto? (How to Profit)
156. Playing Bitcoin ETF Fever and Friendship Recession?
155. Will This App (finally) Take Crypto Mainstream?
154. Is this the Trade of The Decade?!
153. Legit Credit Card Hack For Renters
152. Superconductors: The Holy Grail?
151. Stock Market Up Only, Crypto Flat. Is Twitter's 'X' the Catalyst for DOGE?
150. AI Attacks Hollywood & Are You a Bad Person?
149. How to Spend $100M, AI Dating & Why We're Mentally Ill
148. Q3 Market Outlook, France on Fire, SCOTUS Strikes Affirmative Action
147. Tradfi Crypto Takeover + Will You Swallow The Miracle Pills?
146. Vaccine "Expert" Runs from $1 Million Rogan Debate?
145. Was Ted Kaczynski Right? How Screwed Is Trump? Cardano Meltdown
144. Apple Vision Pro Headset Reaction: Complete Fail?!
143. Are You Rich for Your Age? NVIDIA Hype and GOAT Inventions
142. RFK Jr: Based or Batsh*t? And Why Worldcoin Wants Your Eyeballs 👀
141. ETH to $50k and $71,000 Girlfriend Chatbot
140. In Case You Missed It: Recapping Kevin Kelly
139. Sh*tcoins On Bitcoin: Why Bitcoin Maxis Are In Tears
138. Kevin Kelly | Excellent Advice For Living, AI, and Immortality
137. PEPE to the Moon & We're All Getting Liquidated On Our NFTs!
136. Why Did Tucker Carlson Get Fired From Fox News?
135. Is Crypto Dead In America?
134. Things To Do Before You Die
133. WTF Happened In 1971?
132. Why The Best Things In Life Are(n't) Free
131. Recession-Proof Startup Funding
130. Can The Overview Effect Save Humanity?
129. Is Token Investing a Giant Scam?
128. Should We Pull The Plug On AI Before It Kills Us All?
127. $COIN vs. ETH: Which Will Dominate the Next Bull Run?
126. Are Scandinavians Really Happier Than Americans?
125. Why Balaji Is WRONG About Bitcoin and Hyperinflation
124. GPT-4 is here: How To Not Get Left Behind
123. How to Profit From Any Financial Crisis
122. Bear Market Gameplan for Building Generational Wealth
121. Is Jordan Peterson's Marriage Advice Bullsh*t?
120. Ledger From UpOnly Joins Us Live at ETHDenver!
119. $BASE — Coinbase Launches Gamechanger for Crypto
118. Why You’re Probably NOT in a Simulation (New Research)
117. Crypto Mega Pump — Can We Go Higher?!
116. We Debate the End of America: North Korean Defector Issues Warning
115. Farming The BIGGEST Airdrop of the Year
114. Should You Have Kids? And Exploring Psychedelic Therapy
113. Pullback Coming? Transitory Goldilocks, & Sexy TradFi Price Action
112. Pornhub.ai, Becoming Benjamin Button, and Sh*tcoins Going To The Moon
111. Breaking Down PCE Data & Magic Squiggly Lines Chart Time (Stephen Liquidated)
110. Kevin Rose Hack (Bad for the Space?), Doing Epic Shit, & Is ChatGPT Now Smarter Than Most Humans?
109. Crypto Bear Market Over? And The Real Estate "Mailbox Money" Strategy
108. Back on Booze, Ice Baths, Pickleball Mania, & Dying With Zero
107. Why Would Microsoft Invest $10 BILLION in OpenAI, Reindeer Dick, & Ozone Recovery
106. Signs of Life, Bonds Coming On-Chain, China Reopening, & "Phygitals"
105. LIFE | Dopamine Detox: Lame Experiment or Valuable Reset?
104. CULTURE | The Cobalt Crisis
103. MONEY | Is This the Next BIG Crypto Narrative?
102. LIFE | AI Rules Everything Around Me
101. POLITICS | U.S. Congress Bans TikTok: Should We Too?
100. MONEY | Market Roundup, Triangles, MicroStrategy, and TSLA Nuking
99. LIFE | Annual Planning & Dopamine Detoxing
98. POLITICS | The Culture Wars: Could They Break Democracy?
97. MONEY | 2023 Preview and Annual Review
96. LIFE | Is Elon Hurting Tesla, Is Robot Sex Cheating, Women & True Crime, Is the Metaverse BS, Do We Have Free Will, & More
95. POLITICS | The Twitter Files (Part 2): A Decentralized Path Forward?
94. MONEY | SELL The CPI News?! & How to Play “The Decade of Financial Rollercoasters”
93. LIFE | ChatGPT and the AI Revolution: Let’s Get Weird
92. POLITICS | The Twitter Files Drama: Nothingburger or Historic Reveal?
91. MONEY | The Best Casino in Town: Decentralized Perps 🤑
90. LIFE | Buying Back Your Time ft. Dan Martell
89. POLITICS | FIFA World Cup Controversy, The Islamic Republic VS Iran, & China Uprising
88. MONEY | The Future of NFT's, Jailing SBF, and Tim Ferriss's Cockpunch Project
87. MONEY | Black Friday Livestream: Let’s Go Shopping
86. LIFE | Reacting to Jocko: Dopamine Deep Dive
85. CULTURE | Effective Altruism: Noble Aim or Pathological Ideology?
84. MONEY | Who’s Next? Can MicroStrategy and Michael Saylor Get LIQUIDATED?
83 LIFE. | What to Do if You Win the Lottery, Is It Just a Scam?
82. POLITICS | Handing Out Midterm L's, No Red Wave?
MONEY 81. | How to Trade the Binance-FTX Aftermath
LIFE 80. | The Dating Advice You Aren’t Ready to Hear — Does Size Matter & More (ft. Stephanie Daily)
79. CULTURE | Elon Buys Twitter: Is This Really a WIN for Free Speech?
78. MONEY | How to Go Viral With Content Creator @stephaniedaily
77. LIFE | Into the Metaverse (Human 3.0): Red Pill or Blue Pill?
76. POLITICS | What’s Happening With the Midterms?? Kanye Won't STOP!
75. MONEY | Bear Market Rally or New Bull? Playing the Finnicky Market
74. LIFE | God Is Dead, What Guides Us Now?
73. POLITICS | Is Fact Checking Moral? Social Media & Climate Fanatics
72. MONEY | Steal THIS 8 Figure Business Idea
71. LIFE | Meditation: It’s Not What You Think It Is
70. POLITICS | Kanye West Said What? And The Legacy of Columbus: Good or Evil?
69. MONEY | Bored Apes vs. The SEC, and 2% Inflation Is Ending?!
68. LIFE | Tesla Bot Reaction: GAMECHANGER or Underwhelming, Multi-Million Dollar Waving Machine?
67. POLITICS | Popcorn: Elon Twitter Drama, NYU Professor Gets Fired, Jordan Peterson Debate, & Probability of Nukes
66. MONEY | Q4 Preview: Currencies Are Collapsing, Hyper-financialization, Druckenmiller, Doomberg, and more
65. LIFE | GOAT Series: The Greatest Movies & Series of All Time
64. POLITICS | IRAN: Historic Revolution or Futile Attempt? A Movement for Women, Life, & Freedom
63. MONEY | Will Big Banks Ruin The Tokenization of Finance?
62. LIFE | How to Unplug & De-stress in a Chronically Online World
61. POLITICS | Ron DeSantis: Savvy Politician or Human Trafficker? Let the Games Begin!
60. MONEY | ETH & BTC Tank! Our Thoughts Post-Merge
59. LIFE | Psilocybin (Magic Mushrooms): Dangerous Drug or Pathway to Consciousness
58. POLITICS | The “Veil of Ignorance”, Duality of Billionaires, and Restructuring Society
57. MONEY | Merge Livestream: Biggest Event In Crypto History (ft. David Hoffman)
56. LIFE | Nutrition, Fitness & Beating Back Pain as an Old Man
55. POLITICS | Will Bitcoin Save You From Financial Repression?
54. MONEY | Trading Crypto's Biggest Week Ever
53. LIFE | Does GOD Exist? (Ft. David Hoffman)
52. POLITICS | Is Capitalism the Root of All Evil? Re-Thinking What a Perfectly Productive World Would Look Like (Ft. David Hoffman)
51. MONEY | David Hoffman: The Man, The Merge, and More
50. LIFE | Should You Follow Your Passion?
49. POLITICS | Student Debt Relief: Good Idea or Inflationary Scam?
48. MONEY | Net Liquidity Rules Everything Around Me
47. LIFE | The Future of Human Enhancement: Will Technology Go Too Far?
46. POLITICS | Humans: GOOD or BAD?
45. MONEY | How to Go From Hodler to Trader: Tips and Tricks for Active Investing
44. LIFE | How to Be Happy
43. POLITICS | “Toxic Masculinity” in Today’s Culture: The Fall of Men in America
42. MONEY | U.S. Government Attacks Your Crypto Privacy — Where Do We Go From Here?
41. LIFE | Meta-Learning: How to Master Life’s Ultimate Skill
40. POLITICS | Solving Homelessness: Should It Be Illegal?
39. MONEY | How to Get Rich Fast in a New World
38. LIFE | Alcohol: The Cause and Solution to All Life’s Problems?
37. POLITICS | Radically Moderate Thinking In a Polarized Political World
36. MONEY | Home Ownership: SCAM or Great Investment?
35. LIFE | The Greatest Human of All Time: Debating the GOAT of all GOATS
34. POLITICS | Racism: Is It Innate and How Do We Solve It?
33. MONEY | Bear Rally or New Bull Market?
32. CPI Reaction, Is WWIII Inevitable, and Where Are All the Aliens?
31. The Lies Bitcoiners Told You, Biden’s Weird Gas Tweet, & Why You Should Travel the World
30. Market Update, Stimmy Checks, & Why Deep Fakes Will Transform “Reality”
29. NFTs and NYC, Reverse Social Security, and You Should Go To Therapy
28. Playing the Bear Market, a Non-Fed Inflation Solution, & A.I. Sentience and the Future of “Humanity”
27. Dollar Milkshake Theory, Huge Crypto Legislation, and the “Tinder Effect” on Sex
26. Was This the Bottom, Guns, and Porn
25. BANKLESS Special | David Hoffman Interviews the Alfalfa Boys
24. Biggest Investing Mistakes, Biden’s “Ministry of Truth”, and Biggest Business Mistakes
23. Worst Week Ever? Luna/UST Collapse, Should You Buy or Sell, Stablecoin Regulation, & How to Maintain Sanity
22. Roe v. Wade (A Rare, Rational Discussion on Abortion) & the Yuga Labs “Otherside” Catastrophe
21. Triple Digit Passive Income Real Estate Yields, Macro Moves, and Goal Setting
20. The Five Year Crypto Portfolio, Elon Twitter Takeover, and Our Most Life-Changing Purchases
19. Bitcoin 2022 Recap, TikTok Brain, and the Mexican Fisherman Parable
18. $ETH Staking 101, Stablecoin Yields, and Key Risks You Should Know
17. Why Is Terra Mooning, Billionaire Tax (Good or Bad?), and Magic Mushrooms
16. Why BAYC Changes Everything, Pandemic Retrospective, & Exploring Our Behaviorial Biases
15. BAYC buys CryptoPunks, "Putin's Price Hike", and Immortality (Would You Live Forever?)
14. Are We Going Into a Recession? And Why You Need an Information Diet
13. Russia Invades Ukraine (Our Take), the Nuclear Threat, and How This Affects Crypto
12. Biggest ETH Conference Lessons and the Ottawa Freedom Convoy Movement
11. Ethereum | The Greatest Trade of All Time, the Triple Halving, & Why Number Go Up
10. Purple Pills | Cancel Culture Creeps Into Web3 & the Joe Rogan Controversy
9. NFT’s: Fad or the Future, Why They Matter, and Common (Avoidable) Mistakes
8. Crypto Tanking | Should You Buy the Dip, Going Back to Basics, & Why Does Bitcoin Matter
7. LooksRare vs. OpenSea & The Holy Trinity All Weather Investment Portfolio
6. What Actually Makes A Successful NFT? Plus Defi Stablecoin Guide for Massive Yields
5. Crypto Bear Market, Structuring Your Portfolio, & Getting Real About Wealth Inequality
4. Memecoins, Sh*tcoins, and Purple Pills...OH MY!
3. Stupid, Lazy, or Dishonest; Doom in 2022?, Political Turmoil, and the Barbell Investing Strategy
2. NFT’s | “Ponzi Games”, FOMO, Long-Term Value Concerns, & How to Not Get Rekt
1. Bitcoin and Energy, Elon Musk: Hero or Con, Maximalism, and the Future of Money
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