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401

Oh shit the Knicks won last night

402

Why do I feel like my life is a dark dream/fantasy

403

Mnbccxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

404

Taxes on taxes on taxes and all I did was purchase a house

405

She commented on my post, she commented on my post, she commented on my post, she commented on my post, should I post 🤔

406

You ain't got no friends what u mean don't wanna ruin the surprise

407

Look for the shadows of buildings or trees for sleep

408

Cleveland browns start shedur already

409

Wanna suffer through it

410

I slept outside and my phone got stolen

411

Sometimes I want somebody to check on me sometimes

412

I fly solo

413

👀 who is this bitch that just walked in

414

It's really all the same shit/ since y'all say I'm boring

415

Damn Tyus they lit in yo section 👿

416

Having trouble sleeping listen to this nature mix

417

She gone be there,she gone be there,she gone be there,she gone be there, she gone be there, she gone be there,do I really need to be there

418

Be careful when attacking the queen ape because you're challenging her supremacy

419

Week 2 of the NFL has a super bowl rematch

420

Avoid the king ape at all cost

421

Tyus you used the money she gave you for her&her&her&her ohhhh nooo

422

Find new ways to increase dopamine/oxyctin 🧠

423

(fellas) Keep a black or a white shirt in the car 😊

424

I feel 👍Frankenstein and the monsters are after me

425

The Boston Celtics have tied the series at 2

426

I struggle to find purpose in life

427

Anything after but is bullshit

428

Speeding through Neptune in route to Saturn

429

Aye inmate you got mail

430

Another 20point deficit win

431

I'm a 24 year old virgin

432

Evicted twice, I only have one outfit to wear

433

From homeless to a hotel room

434

Behind the 🎱 ball

435

Nuggets take game one

436

Everything that glitters ain't gold

437

How I got more pussy than I ever thought I would

438

Land of fire or the jungle which is worse

439

Grass cut books in hand I'm a nerd 🤓 lol

440

That's just another nigga what you mean u gone c

441

Homeless and in school how u do that

442

Did death spawn us all

443

From an apartment to homeless how

444

You either just got in, in the middle or just got out some shit

445

Numb to the work car not starting up

446

I stay by myself all my bills are paid... supposedly

447

2 men can't be friends just like 2 women can't be friends

448

☝️ conversation rule the nation

449

I got elves, goblins, witch and zombies after me

450

Clarity in Carolina pt2, Happiness in Houston pt1

451

That's just another bitch why u say that...u gone c

452

I hate a sneaky hoe

453

Humility comes before honor so u say

454

The 11th grade girls restroom is clogged up, unclogg it please

455

Why this nigga keep starting at me during the smoke session

456

Irreconcilable differences is why I will never get married

457

Wait for it...wait for it..heat argument brewing

458

Nightmares on nightmares on nightmares on Dreams

459

From Satan it's only going to get harder Tyus 😈

460

This weekend I have a dentist appointment yesss

461

In debt this was bought and this was bought....how

462

Rent still not paid court again on the first

463

Leave Hell only to go back to Hell

464

Warriors take game one

465

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

466

😂😂😂 Tyus your a garage man there's trash on floor

467

Grease build up has clogged up your p trap 🪠

468

Clean socks and underwear make me happy

469

Fam the diamondbacks are actually watchable

470

Go to sleep full but wake up hungry...how

471

Demons pulling me deeper into hell

472

The Milwaukee bucks defeat the Detroit pistons

473

Better ending clippers or warriors

474

Are you my co-worker,boss or employee huh wym

475

45 points in a win for the Lakers

476

I'm a complete simp ngl

477

maple leaf takedown lighting

478

Ever tried to get out of debt only getting n more debt

479

Shai scores 42 as thunder defeat Lakers....again

480

Is negative actually greater than positive

481

Apk-9 parked in fire lane 305$ fine really Tyus

482

The florida gators are national champions

483

I see bats🦇 and gargoyles Goliath outside

484

Devil on my shoulder voice of death in head

485

Thenyoustarttomeetpeoplethatwannadothesamething

486

What you he trying to do

487

Lucifer or snake eyed colored contacts

488

I'm a fucking janitor dude I can get the stinky socks

489

Better wake up and smell the coffee

490

Universe I need answers and solids

491

Ever get your paycheck and ask..where's the rest @

492

Causing Hell all summer 2025

493

3buttermilk pancakes&a baconeggcheese omelette

494

Wonder why she's talking to me first

495

Is it possible to have too many enemies

496

A longer NFL season woah 🤯

497

I put a spider plant inside my apartment for clean oxygen

498

Ever said something and gained an ally/enemy

499

My Roth IRA is looking good for the future

500

Shes 51 with three kids I'm 24