All Episodes

Idioms - Part 10 (pickle)

Idioms - Part 9 (George Brett sh*t pants)

Germs (hot mayonnaise)

Alexander the Great - Part 2 (big-ass stick)

Alexander the Great - Part 1 (gordian knot)

Demon Core (tickling the dragon's tail)

Condiments (prince jeffrey's lube)

2025-in-Review (something that we have never done)

REPOST: Prohibition - Part 2 (scofflaws)

REPOST: Prohibition - Part 1 (wets)

War on Christmas (secular progressives)

REPOST: Christmas Truce (prisoner's dilemma)

Black Friday (clerkstompers)

Cereal (crankin' yer hog)

Aleister Crowley - Part 2 (sex magik)

Aleister Crowley - Part 1 (white stains)

REPOST: Zombies (a level of cute that I’m not ready to attain)

National Delicacies - Part 5 (the san francisco treat)

Donuts (poop pants and the guillotine)

Mammoth Cave (kentucky hot brown)

Idioms - Part 8 (keep your powder dry)

English Civil War Food (little ice age)

Absinthe (death in the afternoon)

English Civil Wars - Part 3 (tumbledown dick)

English Civil Wars - Part 2 (new model army)

English Civil Wars - Part 1 (ship money)

Sharks (we're gonna need a bigger podcast)

National Delicacies - Part 4 (southern cough syrup)

Richard III (there's a lot of Edwards)

Allergies (trees trying to f*ck your nose)

Hitler's Rise to Power (where's Mark when you need him?)

REPOST: Nuremberg Trials (oops all war crimes)

Lincoln County War (¿quién es?)

Gunfight at the O.K. Corral - Part 2 (buffaloed)

Gunfight at the O.K. Corral - Part 1 (Big Nose Kate)

REPOST: Christmas Traditions (funeral potatoes)

Idioms - Part 7 (in the pocket of big pickle)

Turkeys (a much more respectable bird)

Boer War (bittereinders)

Haunted Houses (Subway sub in a water cannon)

REPOST: Cryptids - live at COSI After Dark (moth in a sleeping bag)

Werewolf of Bedburg (cursed thong from the devil)

Space Rocks (meteor-wrongs)

National Delicacies - Part 3 (depression sandwich)

War of Jenkins' Ears (brass balls)

Food and Drug Administration - Part 2 (age of adulteration)

Food and Drug Administration - Part 1 (poison squad)

Josef Mencik (where the tanks at?)

Superstitions - Part 1 (thorny issue)

REPOST: Battle of Gettysburg (peanut soup)

Atlantis - Part 2 (dropides nutz)

Atlantis - Part 1 (friend zone academy)

Play - Interview with Joe S (you could get a big straw)

REPOST: Nazis and the Occult (Nazis and the Occult (disaffected sad lonely white men that are looking for something to cling to)

Bacon's Rebellion (bacon grease enema)

Idioms - Part 6 (joystickin' bare-assed)

Anti-Saloon League - interview with Kathryn Kaslow from Westerville History Museum (Partreon teaser)

Leonardo da Vinci (invented the beef n' cheddar)

Phrenology (lump)

Prohibition - Part 2 (scofflaws)

Prohibition - Part 1 (wets)

REPOST: New Year’s Traditions (scottish fever)

Toys (balls)

Attack on Pearl Harbor (black tears)

Cooking Techniques (chef hands)

Brotherhood of the Wolf (An Hour of Our Time...goes to the movies)

REPOST: Werewolves (only Bob Seger can kill them)

Candy (soft crack)

Assassination of Franz Ferdinand (the Balkans were a powder keg)

Roadside Attractions (the one that Weird Al sings about)

Le Mans Disaster (human like to go fast)

Idioms - Part 5 (flexin' my jerk brain)

Episode 200 (the clock is ticking)

Nuremberg Trials (oops all war crimes)

Battle of Gettysburg (peanut soup)

Extremophiles (rusticles)

Cola Wars (pemberton's french wine coca nerve tonic)

Short-Lived Inventions (pedestrian safety device)

Cinco de Mayo (problematic capitalist boondoggle)

Doolittle Raid (Happy Easter, Hitler)

Tutankhamun - Part 2 (Ken Shamrock's hair)

Tutankhamun - Part 1 (dumb luck)

Chain Restaurants (i got my hand stuck in a glue trap at an Applebee’s)

Area 51 (big if true)

Assassination of William the Silent (habsburg jaw)

Magic (get that bag)

Christmas Truce (prisoner's dilemma)

Soccer (hand stuff)

REPOST: Thanksgiving (a firmly american bird)

Idioms - Part 4 (pulling the leathers)

Mesoamerican Civilizations (where the gold at?)

Urban Legends - Part 2 (all spooked out)

Urban Legends - Part 1 (hacksaw jim duggan)

The Future of Space Exploration (looks kind of like a boob)

National Delicacies - Part 2 (cheesy beefy flaps)

REPOST: Nazi Hunters (another kind of heavy episode)

Nazis and the Occult (disaffected sad lonely white men that are looking for something to cling to)

Mass Extinctions (the great dying)

Guitar (Robin Hood, not Al Jolson)

REPOST: 3D Printing (internet of things)

Gun Control (cincinnati coup)

REPOST: Beer - featuring Land Grant Brewing Company (dankness on the end)

Robots (vaucanson’s digesting duck)

The Winter War (molotov bread basket)

Shackleton and the Endurance Expedition (chompin' on some penguins)

Cars (big gulp of sarsaparilla)

Idioms - Part 3 (do the harry)

Microscopic Creatures (moss piglet)

Organic Food (don't be afraid of your taco)

Manhattan Project (big pants man)

Silk Road (weird sticky worms)

Mount Everest (i’ve got a belly full of deviled eggs)

REPOST: New Year's Traditions (scottish fever)

North Pole (CrystalJoe85)

Spiders (butt silk)

Samurai (klingon jesus)

Astrology (the online home of confirmation bias)

Daylight Saving Time (america's tryhard, ben franklin)

Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot (bollocks in the streets)

Jacques Cousteau (horsehair and prayers)

Paganism (will work for dots)

Exorcism (is your bible plugged in?)

Werewolves (only Bob Seger can kill them)

Zombies (a level of cute that I’m not ready to attain)

Vampires (blood pancake)

Shopping Malls (Rick's Ranchwear)

Gladiators (layemus pipeimus)

Football (parts 1-2 revisited)

Stars (too big for its britches)

Fast Food (octuple stack)

The Spanish Inquisition (skid mark saturday)

Radio - featuring Randy Malloy, CD 92.9 FM (hurts doughnut)

Olympics (creative drowning)

Little Bighorn (hey buddy, can we buy this from you?)

Martin Luther (raking the muck field)

National Delicacies (somebody got drunk on thanksgiving)

Bowling (the party's at henry's house)

Airships (in the pocket of big hydrogen)

Phobias (beef n' cheddar everywhere)

Idioms - Part 2 (wide earp)

Tabletop Games - featuring Tabletop Board Game Cafe (all games except rap and country)

Socialism and Communism - Part 2 (marx fast facts)

Socialism and Communism - Part 1 (1887's mtv beach house)

Joan of Arc (show me "burnt at the stake")

Coffee - featuring Jennings Java (the bitter invention of satan)

California Gold Rush (how ductile is it?)

Soda - featuring Rambling House Soda (the great debate)

Animal Reproduction (cloacal kiss)

Large Hadron Collider (berenstain bears kerfuffle)

Torture (leinenkugel summer schandmantel)

Las Vegas (glitter gulch)

Mars (butt rock)

The French Revolution - Part 2 (more than one Napoleon)

The French Revolution - Part 1 (the grandest dandy)

The American Revolution (9 men in a boat)

Charles Darwin (parts fitting into parts)

Beer - featuring Land Grant Brewing Company (dankness on the end)

History of Recorded Audio - Part 2 (3 month-year-old)

History of Recorded Audio - Part 1 (there were a lot of pipes)

Trump's 2nd Impeachment - mini episode (i imagined you saying that like Admiral Ackbar)

Depression and Mental Health (that’s why I like mowing the lawn)

Presidential Transition Process (Stinky Leeman)

New Year's Traditions (scottish fever)

Christmas Traditions (funeral potatoes)

Football - Part 2 (upright moosh)

Alien Encounters (an imagination as big as the big top)

Social Media Influencers (double taters)

Modern Indigenous People of North America (critical theory)

Recycling (the most american animal)

Unsung Heroes of Paleontology (wilhelm owl)

Electoral College (i really think this is going to be bad)

Horror Movies (headless horseless carriage)

Satanic Panic (robbie mannheim, attorney-at-law)

Language (the table is big big)

Supreme Court (hamburger hospital)

Mariana Trench (weirdo submarine)

Unethical Human Research (the experiment requires you to continue)

Toilet Paper (korn on corn)

Episode 100: Navigating the Past, Columbus In His Own Words

Idioms (salami with a capital b)

History of Hamburgers (the third crusade)

Spontaneous Human Combustion (stephens johnson)

Policing Around the World - Part 2 (how you like dem borscht)

Policing Around The World - Part 1 (canadida)

Mount Rushmore (big stupid hands)

Holidays and Celebrations (melon day)

The Third Crusade (history of hamburgers)

The Second Crusade (king france)

The First Crusade (brother p touch)

Crusades Prologue (antepope)

Great British Suffrage (five pound baby)

Internet - Part 2 (delicious in tent)

3D Printing (internet of things)

American Women's Suffrage (it means voting)

Dolphins (my name's Bill, and I want a fish or whatever)

Foster Care (how many kids are there?)

Penicillin (yoke me up, daddy)

Whales (tocks on yer ticker)

Geisha (or something like that)

Pompeii (the bourbon chicken king)

Ghosts 2, Ghost Hunting (peg leg mary)

Basketball (i say horace, pass me the rock)

The Alamo (the belt buckle territory)

Cinema - Part 2 (maybe not so wholesome)

Cinema - Part 1 (pointed profanity)

Moving Pictures (dickson pic)

Tall Tales (big chad chill)

Black Death (in summation, gross)

Historic Impeachments (there's more than one johnson)

Buddhism (dharma and greg)

Green Revolution (new york city?!)

New Wonders - Part 2 (flavian blasted doritos)

New Wonders - Part 1 (largest pole on record)

Bermuda Triangle (them canton grapes)

Blood Types (luke on a bird scooter)

Ghosts - Part 1 (pal around in the downstairs)

Cannibalism (wookiee jedi)

Red Cross (hurrican louie)

Ancient Wonders - Part 2 (rogue baby)

Ancient Wonders - Part 1 (bucketus maximus)

K-Pop (hounddog hotel)

Standardized Testing (achievement gap)

Chicago (Mark's Incomplete Facts)

Vikings (Yarl's Junior)

Reality TV (man vs. toilet)

Railroads (paxton cars)

Rommel (the desert fox)

Australian Wildlife (nippleless grab bag)

Chernobyl (megatomb)

Hockey (seattle frasiers)

Assassination Attempts (a lot of not knowing how stuff works)

JFK Assassination (carpetbag that playstation)

Garfield and McKinley Assassinations (my god, what is this?!)

Lincoln Assassination (go down eatin some jam)

Mystical Objects (8 of pretzel rods)

Cryptids - live at COSI After Dark (moth in a sleeping bag)

Chiropractic (every kind of woo woo)

St Patrick's Day (t-shirt you buy in clearwater, florida)

Football - Part 1 (dude, i'm gettin a goodell)

Opioids (peein' in a wetsuit)

Zoos (don't tell tippi hedren)

Deep Space (fart, the oort cloud)

Soviet Union - Part 2 (hot war)

Soviet Union - Part 1 (man of steel)

Wildfires (not my aesthetic)

Capital Punishment (mcrib season)

Thanksgiving (a firmly american bird)

Fad Diets (it's probably stupid)

Burial Practices (an untenable description)

Pacific Trash Vortex (stuffed up with dingos)

Pornography (mrs. t's pierogis)

Music School (rachmahnogginoff)

Cats (beef hot dogs, hot and intensified)

Tattoos (todd from missouri)

Nazi Hunters (another kind of heavy episode)

Dinosaur Renaissance (hi terry!)

Aviation (a kite, the kite, kites)

GMOs (jacked banana)

Baseball (chew tobaccy sally)

Japanese Internment (real talk)

Online Dating (bigask.com)

Anabaptists, Amish, and Such (hooterites)

Mummies (lord oog of the admiralty)

Churchill (our finest beef)

Spanish American War (by Jingo!)

Forensic Science (tum tum balogn)

Debate (property hawk)

Video Games (moonraker)

Whiskey - live at Columbus Podcast Festival (ray ray's classic stick ball)

Spiritualism (kerplunk)

Electricity (it's a boat)

Satanism (real cape tuckers)

Space Race (rockin' scientist)

(mostly North) Korea (tell me about these haircuts)

History of the Internet (good lookin' sasquatch)

Pro Wrestling (cheap heat)

Ancient Civilizations (too much influensch)

Oil (there's many strange things)