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Answer Me This! — 227 episodes

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Answer Us Back: scab library

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AMT418: Prop Cigarettes, Charlie Chaplin’s Moustache, and Condom Machines

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Answer Us Back: silky finish

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AMT417: Shotgun Weddings, Oldest Ballet Dancers, and a Collection of Baby Teeth

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Answer Us Back: something has to go in that hole

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AMT416: LEGO Titanic, Curried Whale and World Book Day

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Answer Us Back: 'nduja-smeared rubber glove

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AMT415: BLTs, Zambonis and the Wingdings Conspiracy

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Answer Us Back: Tobermory Carvermory

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AMT414: Wax Seals, Y2K Songs, and the Butler Doing It

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AMT413: Secret marriage, wet Mr Darcy and transparent pie

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Answer Us Back: Naughty Elves and Same-names

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AMT412: Widow’s Peaks, Mixtapes and Garlic

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Answer Us Back: Tiaras and Cadavers

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AMT 411: Sperm Donation, Snake Charming, and Open Top Bus Parades

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AMT410: Unwanted Tattoos, Cherry Wine and Sexy Old Men

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AMT409: Nude Furniture, Cheesecake Factory, and Eating Slugs

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AMT408: Tiaras, Private Investigators, and the King’s Mucky Gloves

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AMT407: Cartoon Anvils, Dating Semi-Celebs, and Lobster Piss

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AMT406: Slicing Socks, Polyglot Popes and Stealing Butter

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AMT405: Trophy kissing, Biscoff, and the meaning of pretzels

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AMT404: Sand Heists, the Northern Lights, and Werewolf Menstruation

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AMT403: Popcorn, Vertigo and Toby Carvery

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AMT402: Tall Ships, Branston Pickle and Bagpipe Lung

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BIG BIRTHDAY NEWS

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AMT401: Danielle Steel, kebab awards and detestable birds

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AMT400: Sky Dining, Swiss Barbie, and Homing Pigeons

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retro AMT200

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AMT399: Ginger Beer, Cheetahs' Pet Dogs, and Ball Pits

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AMT398: Wedding Rings, Edamame, and Straight To Video Sequels

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AMT397: Meerkats, Albatrosses, and Dog Mayors

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AMT396: The Addams Family, Voodoo Dolls, and Snooping In The Bathroom Cabinet

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AMT395: Bobble Hats, the Hollywood Sign and the Macarena

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AMT394: Fabergé Eggs, Catnip for Lions, and the Funny Bone

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AMT393: Glow Sticks, Walking the Plank, and the Pringles Sweats

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AMT392: Elf on the Shelf, Glitter, and the Holy Foreskin

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AMT391: Video Phones, Scrumping Apples, and Going Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel

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AMT390: Giant Pumpkins, Playing Dead, and Sweet Fanny Adams

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AMT 389: Banana Pizza, Sewing Machines and Monaco

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AMT388: Lolly Stick Jokes, Pizza Cutters, and Wombat Scat

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AMT387: Bear Nipples, Easy-Bake Ovens and Salmon Vending Machines

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AMT386: Dirty Doormats, Sitcom Sets, and Handheld Indulgence Ice Cream

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AMT385: Cold Toast, Intimate Bleaching and Rickrolling

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AMT384: Leopard Print, Badger Repellent, and a Fortress of Toasters

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AMT383: Missing Cats, Portraits' Eyes, and Jeremy Bentham's Corpse

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AMT382: Ice Skating Music, Monks' Hairdos, and Life Coaching

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AMT381: Slapstick, Eggy Smell and Your Naked Dad

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AMT380: Candy Canes, Family Pranks and Talking Dogs

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AMT379: Fly Spray, Dogs vs Children, and Garlic Breath

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AMT378: Blue Peter Dogs, Cats in Sacks, and Getting Over A Lipstick Fetishist

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AMT377: Bull and Bear, Quality Street and Biblical Jokes

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AMT376: Morse Code, European Monkeys, and Peanuts

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AMT375: Scratchcards, Pincushions, and Sherlock Holmes on coke

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AMT374: Jellyfish, Green Screens and Sea Monkey Soup

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AMT373: Dr Martens, the Queen's Private Cinema, and Helen's Sentient Bed

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AMT372: Cummerbunds, Mummified Monarchs, and Mr Motivator

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AMT371: Gladiator Shortages, 'Go West', and Cats for Students

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AMT370: Peacocks, Hamsters, and National Bagel Day

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AMT369: New Year's resolutions, gilets, and McDonald's mayonnaise

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AMT368: St Nicholas's Sidekicks, Joseph and Mary's Marriage, and Slime

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AMT367: IKEA Meatballs, the Popemobile, and a Years-Long Lie

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AMT366: LASIK, Hand Modelling, and a Dead Body in your Living Room

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AMT365: Sweet Caroline, Bible Minigolf and Beaver Bums

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AMT364: Cranberries, Jesters and the Cruise Ship Wig Department

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AMT363: Parliamentary Mace-Fights, In-Flight Magazines, and the Soupsoaker

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AMT362: Dangerous Beans, Meghan'n'Harry, and a Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout of Kylie Minogue

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AMT361: Smell-O-Vision, Bidet Chat, and Trainy McTrainface

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AMT360: Astronauts' Underwear, the Blockbusters Hand Jive, and Sushidoku

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AMT359: Center Parcs, Defence Against the Dark Arts, and Pope Tropes

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AMT358: Sexy Yoghurt, Chutney, and Your Friend's Gross Hot Tub

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AMT357: Band Aid, Home Alone 2 and Self-Love in Someone Else's House

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AMT356: Ghost Pubs, Cheesecake, and NSFW Weddings

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AMT355: Shippers, Stoners and Subway Smell

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AMT354: Magic Wands, Mount Fuji and Freakshakes

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AMT353: Despacito, Apples for Teacher, and Glory Holes

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AMT352: Dothraki, Points of View, and sleb-spotting Shatner

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AMT351: Stoned Dads, Dragons, and Getting Verified on Twitter

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AMT350: Fox Meat, Kilroy Was Here, and Barbicide

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AMT349: Citizen's Arrests, The Shipping Forecast and Cheddaring

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AMT348: Fruit Machines, Caesar Salads and Jelly

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AMT347: Vampire Bats, Mugshots and Shaven Eyebrows

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AMT346: Mickey Mouse, Warhol's Soup Cans and Rubber Fetishes

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AMT345: The Angel of the North, Cheese Juice, and a Cat Called Anus

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AMT344: Staying Alive, Zombie Cockroaches and an Argos Spending Spree

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AMT343: Mount Rushmore, Blood Crime and Heinz Beanz

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AMT342: Pathological Liars, the Oscars Curse, and Supergroups

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AMT341: Dirty Diana, McDonald's Fries and Frogs' Legs

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AMT340: Fitbits, Whale Poo and Mushy Peas

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AMT339: Dalmatians, Jaffa Cakes and Being On Fleek

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AMT338: Olympic Medals, Capital Cities and Cheating At Drug Tests

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AMT337: Tandems, Oil Pulling and Reading Mum's Diary

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AMT336: Slush Puppies, Hush Puppies and Streaking

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AMT335: Lego for the Lovelorn, Oscars for Oscar, and Drugs for Dogs

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AMT334: Glastonbury, the Genius Bar and the Price of Bricks

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AMT333: Buckingham Palace, Key Parties and Kestrels

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AMT332: slimy AND crunchy

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AMT331: Lads' Mags, Cereal Toys and Blue Rinses

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AMT330: Butlers, Boxing and Bubbles

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AMT329: Loyalty, Christmas Truthers, and the Shitting Uncle

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AMT328: NaNoWriMo, Boxes of Chocolates and Snooping on Christmas Presents

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AMT327: The Weeknd, Veggie Weddings and Greek Wine

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AMT326: Crying, Gogglebox, and the Haka Dance

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AMT325: Circus Music, Submersibles and Tom from MySpace

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AMT324: Eggstraction, Disney Jail, and Boners

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AMT323: Snail-Purging, Gondolas, and Macho Peas

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AMT322: Selfie Stick Deaths, Hair Transplants and Phone A Friend

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AMT321: XXX Parents, Networking and Bad Blood

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AMT320: Romcoms, Red Velvet Cake, and Your Local Munch

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AMT319: Dominatrix Days Out, Glitter, and Paul Simon Says

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AMT318: Juliet's Balcony, Bluetooth and The Snip

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AMT317: Multiplexes, the Peace Symbol and the D-Box

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AMT316: Hypothetically Dead Flatmates, Actually Alive Mike Oldfield, and Quinoa

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AMT315: Goatees, Jazz Dabs and Getting a Stonk On

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AMT314: Tinfoil Hats, Stealing from Castles, and Giraffe Heads

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AMT313: Love on an Escalator, Political Posters and Poogatory

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AMT312: Jobs in Antarctica, Yog(h)(o)urt, and Small Manparts

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AMT311: Buddha, Starbucks and the Hollywood Walk of Fame

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AMT310: Brownies, Crisps and the Jurassic Park Ballet

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AMT309: Baked Bean Baths, Gotham and Melanie Griffith's Lion

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AMT308: Pink Hair, Sleeping Naked and Tom Jones's Knickers

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AMT307: Happy Meals, Grumpy Cat and Coconuts

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AMT306: Ainsley Harriott, Colleagues on Tinder, and Chicken Kiev

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AMT305: Stolen Olives, Men with Tiny Feet, and Chicken and Egg

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AMT304: Roller Derby, Baby Models and the Swiss Cheese Pervert

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AMT303: Dewey Decimals, Sexy Cheese and Disney Turkey Legs

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AMT302: Supermarket Sweep, Pet Funerals and Paperboys

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AMT301: Rock Circus, Hooters and the Chippendale Murders

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AMT300!!!

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AMT299: Hitchhikers, Playgrounds, and your Husband's Secret Personal Trainer

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AMT298: Henry Hoover, 'Uptown Girl' and Being Shot In The Balls

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AMT297: Sea Monkeys, Peppers and 'Gobbing in the Pot'

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AMT296: The Great British Bake Off, Ballet and Gromit

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AMT295: Freshers' Week, The Genetic Lottery, and Human Meat

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AMT294: Bowling Shoes, Pole Vault and Nude Sunbathing

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AMT293: Viagra, Dead Rockstars and Horny Warlords

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AMT292: McDonald's Marriages, Toaster Trouble and Raccoon Poop

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AMT291: Bank Robbery, The Pope on Holiday, and Craig David's Toffee Crisps

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AMT290: Headphones, Groupon Dates, and Victoria Beckham

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AMT289: Americana, Pret a Manger, and what Ladies Do in the Bathroom

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AMT288: Communion Wafers, The $64,000 Question and the Mussels from Brussels

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AMT287: Hello Kitty, Snooze Buttons and Human Statues

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AMT286: Oktoberfest, Castles and the First Ever Naughty Film

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AMT285: Saloons, Natalie Imbruglia, and Magnolia

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AMT284: Ice Skating, Seal and Men Wearing Ladies' Knickers

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AMT283: Bruno Mars, the Duracell Bunny, and the sex life of Mr and Mrs Pepperpot

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AMT282: Mastermind, Coriander and Coffins

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AMT281: Ice Sculptures, Pubs and Cat Litter

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AMT280: Tinder, Men's Fashion and the Zoltar Machine

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AMT279: Hangovers, Grandparents and Stage Magic

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AMT278: Action Man, RomComs and Marmite

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AMT277: The Millennium Bug, Godparents and Pissing With Celebs

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AMT276: Pound Shops, Movember and Facts About Birmingham

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AMT275: The Colosseum, the British Museum and Helen Daniels's Paintings

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AMT274: Bourbon Biscuits, Scandal and Pat Sharp's Fun House

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AMT273: Planet Names, Michelin Guides and Rap Battles

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AMT272: Brie vs Camembert, Typical Aliens, and Bounty Bars

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AMT271: Elvis Lives (or doesn't), Cupcake Wars and the Parliamentary Mace

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AMT270: Ostrich Eggs, Gorilla Balls and Zombies

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AMT269: Troll Dolls, Murder Houses and Cats' Bums

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AMT268: Noah's Ark, Glacé Cherries and Barry Scott

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AMT267: Spiders, Father's Day and Virginity

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AMT266: The Queen's Gynaecologist, Backyard Burials, and Boob Jobs

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AMT265: Amazon, Straitjackets and Chips with Gravy

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AMT264: Skee-Lo, Dead Dogs and Picnics

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AMT263: Steampunks, le Tour de France, and ROYAL BABY MADNESS

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AMT262: Ice Cream Vans, Baseball Caps and the Wrath of the Hoff

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AMT261: Iced Coffee, Wimbledon and the Stoicism of Sheep

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AMT260: Helium, Red Bull and Dressing to the Left

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AMT259: Coke Bottles, Gentlemen's Clubs and Desert Island Discs

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AMT258: Plant-Murder, Presents for Presidents, and Dumbo

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AMT257: Google Doodles, Polling Stations and Magpies

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AMT256: Sea Lions, Hot Tubs and Dead Ducks

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AMT255: Volvos, Bangs and the end of JLS

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AMT254: Space Food, Artex and Goat Lungs

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AMT253: Refreshers, Dead Rats and Giving People Wood

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AMT252: with special guest Isy Suttie

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AMT251: Wikipedia, Morning Sickness and Arsenic in the Walls

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AMT250; Pizza Delivery, Fluffy Dice and the Pope's Sauna

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AMT249: The Fugitive, Umbrellas and Sweet and Sour Pork Balls

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AMT248: Google Glass, Flu Camp and London, Ontario

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AMT247: Corgis, Armageddon and Bedroom Antics

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AMT246: Les Miserables Obsessions, Fortune-Teller Fish and Tongues

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AMT245: Smells, Bouquets and Annie Lennox

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AMT244: Gherkins, Stolen Potatoes and Simon versus Garfunkel

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AMT243: Bow Ties, Monopoly and Onesies

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AMT242: Baby Photos, Diners and Fairground Goldfish

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AMT241: Grand Designs, Conception and Jools Holland

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AMT240: Doughnuts, Bookshops, and Andy Warhol's Wig

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AMT239: Skydiving, Australian Christmas, and Spying on your Kids

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AMT238: Childbirth, TGI Friday's and Chico Time

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AMT237: Milkshake, Twix and Cousin Sex

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AMT236: Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine

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AMT235: James Bond's Martinis, Horse Fluffers and Appendectomies in Antarctica

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AMT234: Citizen Kane, the Rolling Stones' Hair, and Hercule Poirot's Pants

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AMT233: Divas, the Industrial Revolution, and Sporks

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AMT232: Personal Massagers, Maths Cheats and Hotel Bathrooms

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AMT231: Pringles, Baby Showers and Special K

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AMT230: Court Artists, One Direction, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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AMT229: The Tooth Fairy, Tom and Jerry, and Digestive Biscuits

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AMT228: Bryan Adams, Bizarre B&Bs and Angela Lansbury

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AMT227: Vatican Olympians, Carbonara and Zooey Deschanel

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AMT226: Captain Hook, Pyrotechnics and the Return of Gordon Ramsay

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AMT225: Timbuktu, Danny Boyle, and the Phantom of the Opera

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AMT224: Caffeine, Kissing and the Women's Institute

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AMT223: Cain and Abel, Curry Houses, and that bitch Tinkerbell

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AMT222: Brighton, Battersea Power Station, and Fudge

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AMT221: The Owl and the Pussycat, Bridesmaids and Pole Dancing

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AMT220: Spin the Bottle, Salad and the Electric Chair

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AMT219: Bomb Shelters, Ceefax, and Saucy Playing Cards

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AMT218: Teletubbies, Embarrassing Bodies and Fifty Shades of Grey

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AMT217: Sunburn, Chinos and Singin' In the Milk

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AMT216: Keeping Up Appearances, Non-Alcoholic Beer, and Grapes

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AMT215: Monks, LMFAO and Footballers' Hair

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AMT214: Downing Street, Superglue and Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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AMT213: Mounted Police, Greek Yoghurt, and Steve Jobs Style

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AMT212: Agas, Leonard Nimoy and Glorious Technicolor

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AMT211: Pirate Weddings, Sexy Bumblebees, and Müller Yogurt

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AMT210: Sham Marriage, Giant Sculptures and Rockstars vs. Televisions

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AMT209: Trojans, Hearses and Christian Barbecues

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AMT208: Big Bird, Toothpaste and the Earl of Sandwich

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AMT207: Ping-Pong, Gabrielle's Eyepatch, and Babyccino

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AMT206: with special guest Jackie Mason

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AMT205: Scarecrows, Traffic Lights and Naked Shame

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AMT204: Inspector Morse, TV Weather, and Accidental Sexting

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AMT203: Horrible Fiances, Apples and Bowler Hats

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AMT202: Leap Years, Teddy Boys and Andy McNab

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AMT201: Fry and Laurie, Moon Ownership, and Ready Steady Cook

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