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Apocrypals — 126 episodes

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Bonus: Biblical Mini-Golf

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117: King Solomon's Hog (The Second Book of Chronicles, feat. Aaron Higashi)

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116: It's His BIRTHDAY, Be Nice! (The Revelation of the Magi)

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115: Hell Is The Big Show (The Life of St. Christina the Astonishing)

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114: Sin-onyms, The Devil's Argument (The Martyrdom of Perpetua and Felicity)

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113: Jaoel Instant Messenger (The Apocalypse of Abraham)

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112: Approximate Week VI: The Undiscovered Country

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111: All Skips No Hits (1 Chronicles)

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Multipals 06: Dr. Justin Sledge

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Multipals 05: Dr. Alexiana Fry

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110: The Beastie Boys' Worst Nightmare (The Lock-In (2014))

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109: Chris and Benito's Bible Bonkers (The Didache)

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Multipals 04: Tony Burke and Janet Spittler

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Multipals 03: Anne Thériault

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Multipals 02: Aaron Higashi

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Multipals 01: Dr. Dan McClellan

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108: Skip This One (The Book of Hosea)

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107: Hellmensch (Stories of the Baal Shem Tov, vol. 2)

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106: A Serious Goku Move (The Second Book of Kings)

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105: Approximate Week V: RaVager

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104: Previously, On Bible (The Epistle to the Hebrews)

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103: Sucky James (The History of Joseph the Carpenter)

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102: Napalm Toots (The Lives of St. Martha of Bethany and St. Margaret of Antioch)

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101: The Apocrypals Solve Theodicy (The Book of Job)

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100: Escape From Flesh Island (The Gospel of Judas)

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99: For Sale, Baby Legs, Not Attached (The First Book of Kings)

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98: You Know, the Manger? (Christmas Chick Tracts)

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97: Pretty Sus, Lesbius (The Acts of Andrew)

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96: The Goku of Judaism (Stories of the Baal Shem Tov)

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95: An Abyss of Significant Depth (The Apocalypse of Paul)

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94: Little Martha and the Small Vandellas (The Lives of St. Mary Magdalene and St. Wilgefortis)

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93: Approximate Week IV: OblIVion (Joseph and Aseneth)

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92: Slayer of Men, Conqueror of Space (The Gospel of Philip, the Gospel of Mary, and the Gospel of Jesus's Wife)

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91: The Me In This Story Is You (The Second Book of Samuel, Part 2)

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90: Worfin' the Lions (The Second Book of Samuel, Part 1)

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89: 2000 B.C. (The First Book of Samuel)

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88: A Miserable Pile of Secrets (The Da Vinci Code Commentary)

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87: Crisis On 18,000 Earths (The Third Book of Enoch, Part 2)

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86: God Junior (The Third Book of Enoch, Part 1)

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85: Old Clootie (The Life of St. Dunstan)

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84: Just One More Thing (The Life of St. Columba)

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83: Speedrun Tactics (The Book of Jubilees, Part 2)

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82: Sedeqetelebab! (The Book of Jubilees)

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81: Sometimes It's Just Sucky (Paul's Letter to the Ephesians)

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80: The Deadliest Skambush of Them All (The Book of Judges)

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Bonus: Bill Bless Us, Every Ted (Christmas Gift Exchange 2020)

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79: Marys Christmas (The Infancy Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew)

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78: MACCABEES (the Fourth Book of Maccabees)

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77: The Blessed Voltrons (The Lives of St. Catherine and St. Barbara)

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76: Filling the Room (The Life of St. Martin)

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75: Lazer Babies (The Apocalypse of Peter)

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74: Howl of the Ostrich (The Books of Micah and Nahum)

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73: Be Courageous! (The Book of Joshua)

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72: Cold Brew Paul (Paul's Letter to the Galatians)

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71: Approximate Week Chapter 3: Parabellum (The War Scroll)

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70: Two Firkin Bored (The Letter of Aristeas)

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69: Thirst Corinthians (The Lives of St. Mary of Egypt and St. Pelagia)

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68: Scent of a Jesus (The First, Second, and Third Apocryphal Apocalypses of John)

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67: Bad Things to Call Your Mother (The Book of Bartholomew)

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66: JeSuS With Two Cool Ses (The Acts of Thomas and his Wonderworking Skin)

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65: Adonai is Ichiban! (The Book of Deuteronomy)

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64: Spiritual Warfare Is Good, Actually (Bible Adventures and the Wisdom Tree catalogue)

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63: Wist Not To Whom Ne Whither (The Lives of St. Roche and St. Guinefort)

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62: Oh, the Jews' Manatees! (The Book of Numbers)

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61: Countless Large Gregs (The Second Book of Enoch)

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60: Joses Crust (The Acts of Andrew and Matthias)

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59: Source of the Flow (The Book of Leviticus)

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58: Blaise, Your Dead Homie (The Lives of St. Sebastian, St. Blaise, and St. Agatha)

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57: We Holy Ghost, Bro? (The Life of Xanthippe, Polyxena, and Rebecca)

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56: Welcome to the Bone Zone (The Book of Ezekiel, Part Two)

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55: The Parable of the Sexy Blood Baby (The Book of Ezekiel, Part One)

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54: Our Favorite Murders (The Infancy Gospel of Thomas)

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53: Maccabees 3: Elephant Drift (The Third Book of Maccabees)

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51: Apocrypals Chris And Benito (The Book of Ecclesiastes)

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51: Jesus, Buffy (Halloween Chick Tracts)

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50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)

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49: Wajesus (The First, Second, and Third Epistles of John)

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48: The Almighty Ambush Bear (The Book of Lamentations)

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47: Approximate Week II: The Quickening (The Syriac Infancy Gospel)

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46: CTRL-Z On A Murder (The Acts of John)

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45: Mummy Dust and Skeleton Bones (The Book of Ruth)

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44: Terms and Conditions (The Book of Jeremiah, Part 2)

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43: Why Prophets So Nasty? (The Book of Jeremiah)

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42: The Roasting of the Apostle Paul (Second Corinthians)

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41: Neo-Mary Is About To E X P L O D E (The Questions of Bartholomew)

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40: Devil Got a Hog (The Book of Enoch, Part Two)

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39: Rain is Boy Water (The Book of Enoch, Part One)

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38: Sword Drill Online (Bible Trivia Special)

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37: Bigger Esther (The Book of Esther and Greek Esther)

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36: GRAZACHAM! (The Life of St. Patrick)

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35: Down in the Donkey Hole (The Book of Exodus, Part Two)

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34: Thorn Bushes and Pushups (The Song of Songs)

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33: Thicc Darkness (The Book of Exodus, Part One)

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32: Return of the Twelve-Foot Volcel Lion (Questions & Answers)

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31: Yartzed Upon a Distant Shore (The Book of Jonah)

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30: Apples and Oranges (The Legend of the Three Kings)

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29: These Apocryphal Ravings (The Infancy Gospel of James)

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28: Second Maccabees Second Furious (The Second Book of Maccabees)

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27: The Book of the Dynasty of God's Resisters (The First Book of Maccabees)

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26: Some Other Christmas Man (The Lives of St. Nicholas and St. Lucy)

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25: One Rinthies, Baby (First Corinthians)

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24: Butt Stuff Dragon (The Testament of Solomon)

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23: Dunking on Satan (The Acts of Pilate and the Gospel of Nicodemus)

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22: Ocean's Two (The Book of Judith)

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21: Biblerella (The Acts of Paul and Thecla)

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20: Shalom Birdie (Genesis Commentary with David Wolkin)

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19: MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM (The Book of Genesis, Part Four)

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18: Literally and Figuratively Wrestling With God (The Book of Genesis, Part Three)

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17: Five Gallons of Bread (The Book of Genesis, Part Two)

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16: Doamurder, West Virginia (The Book of Genesis, Part 1)

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15: An Approximate Week (The Golden Legend: St. Christopher and St. Benedict)

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14: The Boy-Related Eagle Plan (The Story of Ahikar)

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13: Bonus Goat (The Deuterocanonical Book of Tobit)

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12: Whomst Was At the Tombst? (The Gospel of John, Part Two)

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11: 90s Vertigo Jesus (The Gospel of John, Part One)

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10: The Dude Hates Wizards (The Gospel of Luke)

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9: Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen (The Gospel of Matthew, Part Two)

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8: What's Up, Doctor Goodacre (The Gospel of Matthew, Part One)

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7: Neon Genesis Good News (The Gospel of Mark and Secret Mark)

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6: Fresh Prince of Beliar (The Ascension of Isaiah)

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5: On the Road to Rome (Paul's Letter to the Romans)

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4: Wittgenstein's Monster (The Book of Isaiah)

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3: Various Heresies (The Acts of Peter and Paul)

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2: One Weird Trick (The Book of Daniel with Apocrypha)

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1: Porky Party (The Book of Acts)

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Episode 0: I've Been To My Share of Pizza Parties