All Episodes

118: The Mouse Shall Not Lie Down With The Book (Psalms, Part 1)

Bonus: Biblical Mini-Golf

117: King Solomon's Hog (The Second Book of Chronicles, feat. Aaron Higashi)

116: It's His BIRTHDAY, Be Nice! (The Revelation of the Magi)

115: Hell Is The Big Show (The Life of St. Christina the Astonishing)

114: Sin-onyms, The Devil's Argument (The Martyrdom of Perpetua and Felicity)

113: Jaoel Instant Messenger (The Apocalypse of Abraham)

112: Approximate Week VI: The Undiscovered Country

111: All Skips No Hits (1 Chronicles)

Multipals 06: Dr. Justin Sledge

Multipals 05: Dr. Alexiana Fry

110: The Beastie Boys' Worst Nightmare (The Lock-In (2014))

109: Chris and Benito's Bible Bonkers (The Didache)

Multipals 04: Tony Burke and Janet Spittler

Multipals 03: Anne Thériault

Multipals 02: Aaron Higashi

Multipals 01: Dr. Dan McClellan

108: Skip This One (The Book of Hosea)

107: Hellmensch (Stories of the Baal Shem Tov, vol. 2)

106: A Serious Goku Move (The Second Book of Kings)

105: Approximate Week V: RaVager

104: Previously, On Bible (The Epistle to the Hebrews)

103: Sucky James (The History of Joseph the Carpenter)

102: Napalm Toots (The Lives of St. Martha of Bethany and St. Margaret of Antioch)

101: The Apocrypals Solve Theodicy (The Book of Job)

100: Escape From Flesh Island (The Gospel of Judas)

99: For Sale, Baby Legs, Not Attached (The First Book of Kings)

98: You Know, the Manger? (Christmas Chick Tracts)

97: Pretty Sus, Lesbius (The Acts of Andrew)

96: The Goku of Judaism (Stories of the Baal Shem Tov)

95: An Abyss of Significant Depth (The Apocalypse of Paul)

94: Little Martha and the Small Vandellas (The Lives of St. Mary Magdalene and St. Wilgefortis)

93: Approximate Week IV: OblIVion (Joseph and Aseneth)

92: Slayer of Men, Conqueror of Space (The Gospel of Philip, the Gospel of Mary, and the Gospel of Jesus's Wife)

91: The Me In This Story Is You (The Second Book of Samuel, Part 2)

90: Worfin' the Lions (The Second Book of Samuel, Part 1)

89: 2000 B.C. (The First Book of Samuel)

88: A Miserable Pile of Secrets (The Da Vinci Code Commentary)

87: Crisis On 18,000 Earths (The Third Book of Enoch, Part 2)

86: God Junior (The Third Book of Enoch, Part 1)

85: Old Clootie (The Life of St. Dunstan)

84: Just One More Thing (The Life of St. Columba)

83: Speedrun Tactics (The Book of Jubilees, Part 2)

82: Sedeqetelebab! (The Book of Jubilees)

81: Sometimes It's Just Sucky (Paul's Letter to the Ephesians)

80: The Deadliest Skambush of Them All (The Book of Judges)

Bonus: Bill Bless Us, Every Ted (Christmas Gift Exchange 2020)

79: Marys Christmas (The Infancy Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew)

78: MACCABEES (the Fourth Book of Maccabees)

77: The Blessed Voltrons (The Lives of St. Catherine and St. Barbara)

76: Filling the Room (The Life of St. Martin)

75: Lazer Babies (The Apocalypse of Peter)

74: Howl of the Ostrich (The Books of Micah and Nahum)

73: Be Courageous! (The Book of Joshua)

72: Cold Brew Paul (Paul's Letter to the Galatians)

71: Approximate Week Chapter 3: Parabellum (The War Scroll)

70: Two Firkin Bored (The Letter of Aristeas)

69: Thirst Corinthians (The Lives of St. Mary of Egypt and St. Pelagia)

68: Scent of a Jesus (The First, Second, and Third Apocryphal Apocalypses of John)

67: Bad Things to Call Your Mother (The Book of Bartholomew)

66: JeSuS With Two Cool Ses (The Acts of Thomas and his Wonderworking Skin)

65: Adonai is Ichiban! (The Book of Deuteronomy)

64: Spiritual Warfare Is Good, Actually (Bible Adventures and the Wisdom Tree catalogue)

63: Wist Not To Whom Ne Whither (The Lives of St. Roche and St. Guinefort)

62: Oh, the Jews' Manatees! (The Book of Numbers)

61: Countless Large Gregs (The Second Book of Enoch)

60: Joses Crust (The Acts of Andrew and Matthias)

59: Source of the Flow (The Book of Leviticus)

58: Blaise, Your Dead Homie (The Lives of St. Sebastian, St. Blaise, and St. Agatha)

57: We Holy Ghost, Bro? (The Life of Xanthippe, Polyxena, and Rebecca)

56: Welcome to the Bone Zone (The Book of Ezekiel, Part Two)

55: The Parable of the Sexy Blood Baby (The Book of Ezekiel, Part One)

54: Our Favorite Murders (The Infancy Gospel of Thomas)

53: Maccabees 3: Elephant Drift (The Third Book of Maccabees)

51: Apocrypals Chris And Benito (The Book of Ecclesiastes)

51: Jesus, Buffy (Halloween Chick Tracts)

50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)

49: Wajesus (The First, Second, and Third Epistles of John)

48: The Almighty Ambush Bear (The Book of Lamentations)

47: Approximate Week II: The Quickening (The Syriac Infancy Gospel)

46: CTRL-Z On A Murder (The Acts of John)

45: Mummy Dust and Skeleton Bones (The Book of Ruth)

44: Terms and Conditions (The Book of Jeremiah, Part 2)

43: Why Prophets So Nasty? (The Book of Jeremiah)

42: The Roasting of the Apostle Paul (Second Corinthians)

41: Neo-Mary Is About To E X P L O D E (The Questions of Bartholomew)

40: Devil Got a Hog (The Book of Enoch, Part Two)

39: Rain is Boy Water (The Book of Enoch, Part One)

38: Sword Drill Online (Bible Trivia Special)

37: Bigger Esther (The Book of Esther and Greek Esther)

36: GRAZACHAM! (The Life of St. Patrick)

35: Down in the Donkey Hole (The Book of Exodus, Part Two)

34: Thorn Bushes and Pushups (The Song of Songs)

33: Thicc Darkness (The Book of Exodus, Part One)

32: Return of the Twelve-Foot Volcel Lion (Questions & Answers)

31: Yartzed Upon a Distant Shore (The Book of Jonah)

30: Apples and Oranges (The Legend of the Three Kings)

29: These Apocryphal Ravings (The Infancy Gospel of James)

28: Second Maccabees Second Furious (The Second Book of Maccabees)

27: The Book of the Dynasty of God's Resisters (The First Book of Maccabees)

26: Some Other Christmas Man (The Lives of St. Nicholas and St. Lucy)

25: One Rinthies, Baby (First Corinthians)

24: Butt Stuff Dragon (The Testament of Solomon)

23: Dunking on Satan (The Acts of Pilate and the Gospel of Nicodemus)

22: Ocean's Two (The Book of Judith)

21: Biblerella (The Acts of Paul and Thecla)

20: Shalom Birdie (Genesis Commentary with David Wolkin)

19: MBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM (The Book of Genesis, Part Four)

18: Literally and Figuratively Wrestling With God (The Book of Genesis, Part Three)

17: Five Gallons of Bread (The Book of Genesis, Part Two)

16: Doamurder, West Virginia (The Book of Genesis, Part 1)

15: An Approximate Week (The Golden Legend: St. Christopher and St. Benedict)

14: The Boy-Related Eagle Plan (The Story of Ahikar)

13: Bonus Goat (The Deuterocanonical Book of Tobit)

12: Whomst Was At the Tombst? (The Gospel of John, Part Two)

11: 90s Vertigo Jesus (The Gospel of John, Part One)

10: The Dude Hates Wizards (The Gospel of Luke)

9: Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen (The Gospel of Matthew, Part Two)

8: What's Up, Doctor Goodacre (The Gospel of Matthew, Part One)

7: Neon Genesis Good News (The Gospel of Mark and Secret Mark)

6: Fresh Prince of Beliar (The Ascension of Isaiah)

5: On the Road to Rome (Paul's Letter to the Romans)

4: Wittgenstein's Monster (The Book of Isaiah)

3: Various Heresies (The Acts of Peter and Paul)

2: One Weird Trick (The Book of Daniel with Apocrypha)

1: Porky Party (The Book of Acts)

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