All Episodes

I Can't Believe You've Never Used This Product | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 03 September

Why Won't You Buy My Sausage Sandwich T Shirt? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 02 September

Is Archie About To Become A 'Swimfluencer'? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 01 September

Can Archie Outsmart The Removalists? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 31 August

Is This The Worst Book Week Costume Of All Time? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 28 August

Christy's Card Party At Woolies | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 27 August

Shane Warne Made Me Dodge A Cab Fare | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 26 August

Is This Insane Behaviour On A Plane? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 25 August

Surely You Don't Wash Your Hands After Every Pee? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 24 August

I Want A Barbershop Chorus To Sing In Woolies | Archie & Bretz | Friday 21 August

My Kid Did $6k Of Damage | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 20 August

Rocky Horror Podcast Show | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 19 August

Why Is The Hold Music Sexy? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 18 August

Live From The Bogies! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 17 August

Going To Jail For The Census | Archie & Bretz | Friday 14 August

You're Having A Sleepover At My Mum's? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 13 August

This Is The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 12 August

I Fell Asleep At A U2 Concert And It's Bono's Fault | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 11 August

What's So Funny About A Tub Of Ice-Cream? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 10 August

I Ain't Getting That Bird Vaccine, It's An Inside Job! | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 06 August

The Pope's Knocked That On, It's Going To The Bunker! | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 05 August

Does Your Father-In-Law Like Me More Than You? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 04 August

Mates Don't Let Mates Watch The Commonwealth Games | Archie & Bretz | Monday 03 August

Why Do Australian Men Always Do This In Carparks? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 29 July

I Realised I Was Old When... | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 28 July

Mum Said I Won't Meet A Woman Dressed Like That | Archie & Bretz | Monday 27 July

Are You Holding My Congratulations Card Ransom? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 24 July

Holding Woolworths Hostage | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 23 July

How The Odyssey Became Pillow Talk | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 22 July

Barnaby Joyce Takes Dog Man's Crown | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 21 July

SBS Will Have To Go Back To Boobies! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 20 July

Don't Make Having A Houseplant Your Personality | Archie & Bretz | Friday 17 July

England Lose World Cup Semi, And Why It's Meghan Markle's Fault | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 16 July

This Whipper Snippers Does Not Whip Nor Snip! | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 15 July

I Cannot Believe You Fell Asleep In THAT Movie! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 14 July

I Told My Ex Not To Come To The Funeral! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 13 July

The Untold Story Of The Big Walk To Suncorp | Archie & Bretz

A Barefoot In KFC Kind Of Day | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 9 July

The Big Walk To Suncorp Day 3 | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 8 July

The Big Walk To Suncorp Day 2 | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 7 July

The Big Walk To Suncorp Day 1 | Archie & Bretz | Monday 6 July

You Can't Buy Used Products From An Adult Shop! | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 2 July

Adam Measures His Customer | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 1 July

You Cannot Walk On A Treadmill In A Ute | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 30 July

The Best Moment Of Bretz's Life | Archie & Bretz | Monday 29 June

The World's Best World Cup Correspondent - My Dad | Archie & Bretz | Friday 26 June

The Great Game Of Payphone Tag | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 25 June

You Called Our Boss An A**Hole In Public! | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 24 June

Our Names Are Boring And So Is Our Country | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 23 June

Is It Weird To Have This On Your Undies? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 22 June

'That's A Good Question' | Billy Slater Joins Archie & Bretz

A Male Karen Is An 'Archie' | Archie & Bretz | Friday 19 June

This Is What Blue Balls Feels Like | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 18 June

Trent Loiero: The Maroons Try-Scorer On Queensland's Game II Win | Archie & Bretz

You Only Do WHAT Once A Day? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 16 June

Live From Vancouver And New York! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 15 June

I Was Scratched In An Underground Cat Fighting Racket | Archie & Bretz | Monday 8 June

You Left Your Sexts On The Work Printer! | Archie & Bretz | Friday 5 June

The Ugly Naked Guy At A Coffee Shop | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 4 June

Where Did The Missing Naplan Tests Go? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 3 June

We Are Planning Co Chair La | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 2 June

When The Wiggles Went To The UFC | Archie & Bretz | Monday 1 June

The Late Late Late Radio Show | Archie & Bretz | Friday 29 March

Help I'm Trapped In A Car Park | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 28 May

Is Soccer Boring? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 21 May

Can Couples Share A Toothbrush? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 20 May

I'm 30 And I Get Excited By Sheets! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 19 May

He Had His Pants Around His Ankles At The Stadium Urinal! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 18 May

Should Being School Captain Be On Your Resume? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 15 May

You Planned Your Funeral Watching The Lion King? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 14 May

Hang On, Didn't I Give You That Can Of Margarita? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 13 May

Can You Wear Budgy Smugglers To The Museum? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 06 May

Happy Birthday David Attenborough | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 05 May

The Mums Final Face Off | Archie & Bretz | Friday 01 May

Is It Weird To See The Devil Wears Prada 2 Alone? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 30 April

Are We Seriously Fighting About 'Grease'? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 29 April

Mum, Stop Talking About Nipples! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 28 April

I Was Almost Killed By A Bowl | Archie & Bretz | Monday 27 April

Is The Plural For Moose 'Meese'? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 24 April

Roundabout Roulette | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 23 April

You're A Pimp For Lost Elderly Women? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 22 April

My School Mates Think I'm A Loser! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 21 April

Is This The Boldest Stunt Involving Roundabouts Ever? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 20 April

Far Out, We're Talking About Insects Again | Archie & Bretz | Friday 17 April

Should This Phrase Be Banned From All Gyms? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 16 April

Is This The Meanest Radio Prank Ever? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 15 April

There's A Whistling Hall Of Fame? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 13 April

A Lawn Mower Made You Give Birth? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 10 April

Parenting Advice From A Single 29-Year-Old Bloke With No Kids | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 09 April

Artemis II - Archie & Bretz Speak To The Crew | Archie & Bretz

So That's Why They Call Him 'Willy' Wonka | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 08 April

You Had Your Wedding Anniversary At A Cricket Oval? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 07 April

How Long Is Your Doctor's Forearm? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 25 March

The Great Coffee Cup Scandal of 2026 | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 24 March

The Inaugural 'Anything But A Surfboard' Competition | Archie & Bretz | Monday 23 March

I Am The First Openly Gay South African Shark | Archie & Bretz | Friday 20 March

Which Condom Brand Is Best For Altitude? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 19 March

They're Not Dead, They're Just Meditating In The Coffin | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 18 March

Splitting The G - On Radio? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 17 March

You Caused A Traffic Jam To Eat A Hot Chip | Archie & Bretz | Monday 16 March

Did You Leave An Insane Note On A Car About Soccer? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 13 March

The Parrot Story | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 12 March

Do Pirates Put The Ship Keys In The Bowl When They Swing? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 11 March

Is Pikachu In The Epstein Files? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 10 March

In Memoriam: P*rnHub | Archie & Bretz | Monday 09 March

Would You Restrain From Self Pleasure For The Broncos? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 06 March

Where Do Ants Even Come From? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 05 March

Can Your 17yo Son Help Me Get A Girlfriend? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 04 March

Women Think I Look Like The Ferret From Ice Age | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 03 March

I Was Wine Drunk On A Towel In A Park! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 02 March

Sir, You've Called A Las Vegas Strip Club | Archie & Bretz | Friday 27 February

Why Soft-Shell Suitcases Make You Undesirable | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 26 February

Adam The Measure Man Returns! | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 25 February

A Hero Is Born At The Washing Machine | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 24 February

I Have A Dirty Secret On My Phone | Archie & Bretz | Monday 23 February

I'm Pathetic And Facebook Marketplace Knows It | Archie & Bretz | Friday 20 February

Could "Is It An Insect?" Be The Greatest Game Ever Invented? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 19 February

Eating Fingers At Traffic Lights | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 18 February

'Don't Know What They've Got 'Til It's Gone' | Solbar Founder Alex Johns On The Shock Closure

You Got Cockblocked By A 4-Month Old | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 17 February

Would You Auction Off Your Mate At A Wedding Expo? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 16 February

Heartbreakin' Bacon - Love Songs All About Bacon | Archie & Bretz

The Best of Kupid Kezza | Archie & Bretz

Did That Old Guy Just Steal That Ice-Cream? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 12 February

A Wedding Expo Wants To Auction Off Bretz | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 11 February

Do The Magpies Make You Horny? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 10 February

You Almost Died? Here's A Gift Voucher | Archie & Bretz | Monday 09 February

My Wife Replaced Me With A Robot | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 04 February

Did You Expect A Compliment For That Stupid Shirt? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 03 February

Are Archie's Parents Swingers? | Archie & Bretz | Monday February 2

Would You Put Your Tinder Messages In A Museum? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 30 January

Is Kochie Famous Enough To Brag About? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 29 January

What In The Heck Is A Pianola? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 28 January

Why Was The ABC Hacked By Porn Stars? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 27 January

My Mum Is Trying To Wingman Me | Archie & Bretz | Friday 23 January

Do Pilots Judge Each Other's Landings? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 22 January

Is Bob Katter Sexy? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 21 January

The Bedtime Booty Call | Archie & Bretz | 10PM - Late Tuesday 20 January

Do You Still Flip The Bird? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 20 January

Pardon, Are These Cherries Good For Popping? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 19 January

Should Tennis Players Sing Opera? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 15 January

Why Is There Avo Toast On The Kids Menu? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 14 January

What's A Sexy Name For A Radio Show? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 13 January

I Don't Even Know Who Sydney Sweeney Is | Archie & Bretz | Monday 12 January

Bretz Has The Hots For An Alien | Archie & Bretz | Friday 9 January

Can The Eggplant Emoji Be Platonic? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 8 January

Was Arch Watching Porn On The Plane? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 7 January

Two Fools In Your Pool | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 18 December

You Got Me A Coathanger For Christmas? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 17 December

Wham Or Ham!? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 16 December

Reflections On An Australian Tragedy At Bondi | Archie & Bretz | Monday 15 December

What On Earth Is Chunky Dunking? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 12 December

The Boys Have Caused An International Cricket Incident | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 11 December

The Kids Are Waving Their Vapes At The Concerts | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 10 December

The Mother-In-Law's Teeth Were Upside Down | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 9 December

The Time I Fell Asleep On A First Date | Archie & Bretz | Monday 8 December

He Swallowed A $16K Egg! | Archie & Bretz | Friday 5 December

You Want To Borrow My Wedding Ring And My Dog? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 4 December

What does Secret Santa And Kiddy Pools Have In Common? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 3 December

Can You Eat 9-Day Old Chicken And Survive? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 2 December

Is There An Adult Way To Eat Tiny Teddies? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 1 December

Live From Paul From The Pub's Pool! | Archie & Bretz | Friday 28 November

Robert Irwin Is Going on MAFS! | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 27 November

I Wrote Indiana Jones And They Stole My Idea | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 26 November

Can We Use A Bloke From The Pub's Pool? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 25 November

Albo Tries Stand Up Comedy | Archie & Bretz | Monday 24 November

Drinking From A Toilet Never Tasted So Good | Archie & Bretz | Friday 21 November

Would You Snap A Stork? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 20 November

Graeme Swann - "David Warner Barks Like A Dog!" | Full Chat with Archie & Bretz

Archie's One-Man Reenactment of 2001 Comedy 'Rat Race' | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 19 November

You're Gonna End Up With Milk On The Windshield If You're Not Careful, Honey! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 18 November

But Why Were The Fish Tank Drops Next To Your Medicine? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 17 November

Does Archie Take Robot Chicken Fighting Seriously? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 14 November

The Unfortunate Toga Incident | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 13 November

Can You Regift Wine To A One-Year-Old? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 12 November

Can An Ambulance Stop For Red Rooster? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 11 November

Did You Date Kevin Rudd? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 10 November

Your Sister Found The Condoms! | Archie & Bretz | Friday 7 November

Hey Jude! (And Her 95-Year-Old Mum) | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 6 November

Is It Stalking If They're A Celebrity? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 5 November

Two Guys, One Melbourne Cup | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 4 November

Everyone Remembers Their First Time | Archie & Bretz | Monday 3 November