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Armchair Analysts — 260 episodes
Ep 251 - Arsenal and the Tortoise
Ep 250 - Forest Fire, Newcastle Dire, Chelsea Haywire
Ep 249 - Is there a way back for Arsenal?
Ep 248 - Quickfire Fixture Forecast: Who's Going Down?
Ep 247 - Can de Zerbi save Spurs? Are England in crisis?
Ep 246 - Who's Going to the World Cup?
Ep 245 - Have Arsenal done it?
Ep 244 - Comparing Cup Sizes
Ep 243 - Breaking the news, live commentary
Ep 242 - Surviving the Tudor Period
Ep 241 - Are Man Utd becoming title contenders?
Ep 240 - Scorpion Kicks & The Importance of Being Interim
Ep 239 - Riot in Rabat & The Premier League's Upside Down
Ep 238 - It's Sacking Season!
Ep 237 - Should Spurs sell Cristian Romero?
Ep 236 - Cryptic Comments at Christmas
Ep 235 - What will go first, Mo Salah or Arsenal's title hopes?
Ep 234 - Are City back to their best?
Ep 233 - Boring, Boring Arsenal?
Ep 232 - Sheffield Wednesday's administration fiasco
Ep 231 - Ange Out, Liverpool Spiral
Ep 230 - How many Horses are in this Race?
Ep 229 - How to Lose Games and Alienate People: This Year's Relegation Candidates
Ep 228 - Are Nottingham Forest done for?
Ep 227 - Ranking YOUR Team's Transfer Window
Ep 226 - Transfer Swoops and New Gen Players
Ep 225 - Running the opening Prem weekend gauntlet
Ep 224 - Top Fourcasting, Moves in the Market & the Isak Question
Ep 223 - New Champions, New Transfer Windows
Ep 222 - Best of the Season
Ep 221 - How to make this season's run-in interesting
Ep 220 - Year One of the New Champions League
Ep 219 - Will Inter win it all?
Ep 218 - Playoffs, Permutations and Promotions
Ep 217 - Who will win the Champions League?
Ep 216 - Rice does it Twice!
Ep 215 - The Last True Prem Derby
Ep 214 - Tuchel's First Two and Trent to Madrid?
Ep 213 - Carabao, Champions League and Tuchel's England
Ep 212 - The Billion Pound Prize
Ep 211 - Is the title race over?
Ep 210 - Haramball and Dramatic Derby Delights
Ep 209 - A pop quiz and domestic cups
Ep 208 - Moyes Makes Moves & Was Hurzeler too Hipster?
Ep 207 - Can Severance predict Arsenal's future?
Ep 206 - The Prem transfers we want to see
Ep 205 - The Pros & Cons of the New FA Cup
Ep 204 - Are the wheels coming off at Anfield?
Ep 203 - Managers Sacked, Mudryk’s Contract & Everton Backed
Ep 202 - A Refereeing Fiasco and a Premier League Bonanza
Ep 201 - Unusual Hattricks & Chelsea the Challengers?
Ep 200 - Will the real Spurs please stand up?
Ep 199 - David Coote's Afters & Ipswich's First Win
Ep 198 - Are Liverpool now title favourites?
Ep 197 - Ruben Amorim: The Facts, The Figures, The Future?
Ep 196 - Can Tuchel do it?
Ep 195 - Woeful Wolves, Brilliant Brighton and...Alright Arsenal
Ep 194 - Palmer or McNeil for Player of the Season?
Ep 193 - Everton's New Owners & the Etihad Showdown
Ep 192 - Can Arsenal win the league?
Ep 191 - Mixed Fortunes on Merseyside & The Transfer Report Card
Ep 190 - Gameweek 2 Recap
Ep 189 - The Premier League's Opening Gambit
Ep 188 - Predicting the Premier League Table
Ep 187 - One Transfer for every Prem Club
Ep 186 - England Lose, Southgate Goes
Ep 185 - We're in the Final. Can we win?
Ep 184 - Who's Winning the Euros?
Ep 183 - Might it Still Come Home?
Special Episode - Eve of the Euros
Ep 182 - Our Teams of the Season!
Ep 181 - A Vote on VAR & Final Day Formalities
Ep 180 - Time up for Ten Hag?
Ep 179 - Forest Fires, Everton's Buyers and Liverpool Misfires
Ep 178 - PGMOL's Forest Fire & FA Cup Replay Remorse
Ep 177 - Is the title race over?
Ep 176 - The Run In Begins
Ep 175 - Forest's Appeal, Turkey's Deal and England's Achilles Heel
Ep 174 - Forest’s Four Point Deduction & Colossal Cup Ties
Ep 173 - Arteta's Top, Villa's Flop and Forest's Drop
Ep 172 - Bayern's Blunder & Chaos in the Championship
Ep 171 - Everton's Points, Palace's Manager and Man City's Challengers
Ep 170 - Mbappe's Move, Glasner's Gig & the Fist Fight For Fourth
Ep 169 - Blue Cards, Qatar and Côte d'Ivoire
Ep 168 - Expected Vibes, Goals Galore & Mauricio's Meltdown
Ep 167 - Klopp, Senegal and Man U's exciting new signing
Ep 166 - AFCON Highlights, Letters to PGMOL and Liverpool's Life without Salah
Ep 165 - Our January Transfer Wishlist - Firmino to Man U??
Ep 164 - FA Cupsets, Timo's Transfer & Evading a Stadium Ban
Ep 163 - Should Brentford Sell Ivan Toney?
Ep 162 - Super League Back, Steve gets the Sack & Arsenal’s Legal Hack
Ep 161 - Amortization Baseball and the Prem's True Villains
Ep 160 - Has the TV Money Bubble Burst for Global Football?
Ep 159 - A lucky Liverpool and an Unlucky Everton
Ep 158 - Explaining Everton's Deduction and Voting to Ban Loans
Ep 157 - Wolves' quiet excellence and managerial dismissals
Ep 156 - Carnage at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
Ep 155 - Does the Ballon D'or mean much?
Ep. 154 - Betting Scandal in Italy & Vacuum Derbies
Ep 153 - We've got Euros 2028!
Ep. 152 - Klopp wants a replay, Saudi Arabia want a World Cup
Ep 151 - The North London Derby and Marcelo Bielsa's Rattlesnake
Ep 150 - Everton's New Owners: Saviours or Scamsters?
Ep 149 - Rubiales furor, the Ballon D'Or and Southgate no more
Ep 148 - Salah & Saudi, Boehly's Billion Pound Boys and Alejandro VARnacho
Ep 147 - West Ham's Winning Ways & Arsenal's Havertz Headscratcher
Ep 146 - Sheffurnleyton Townited, the Prem's 3 Newest Clubs
Ep 145 - Can Aston Villa finish top 4? Predicting the Table
Ep. 144 - PGMOL's Stopped Clock & the Price to Pay for Strikers
Ep 143 - Billion Mbappe
Ep 142 - The Mbappe Standoff, the Dele Interview & the Stalled Takeover
Ep 141 - The Ever Changing Football Landscape
Ep 140 - Naming A Price: Have Transfers Changed?
Ep 139 - Our Premier League Predicting Downfall
Ep 138 - Messi in Miami?! Dissecting Football’s Craziest Transfer
Ep 137 - The Playoffs and the Prem's best players
Ep 136 - Vinicius Jr., the Comeback of Calcio & Dortmund’s Date with Destiny
Ep 135 - Who's getting relegated, Leeds or Forest? Barca and Napoli win their leagues and Champo semis
Ep 134 - City's Conquest, Brighton's Brilliance & Everton's Erosion
Ep 133 - Relegation teams scrapping and Arsenal fighting success
Ep 132 - Arsenal’s Double Disappointment & Scran at the Johan Cruijff ArenA
Ep 131 - Polish Referees, VAR Seagulls and Roy's Flying Palace
Ep. 130 - Graham Potter and the Goblet of Fired
Ep 129 - Everton the FFP Villains and Sans Antonio Spurs
Ep 128 - Conte's Comments, Pity for Patrick & Intrigue from Italy
Ep 127 - World Cup Expansion, Referee Corruption & European Eliminations
Ep. 126 - Liverpool's 7-Up, Arsenal's Late Comeback and Racing to the Bottom
Ep 125 - The Curious Case of the Prem's Top Half
Ep 124 - Sacking Nathan Jones, Arresting Duncan Ferguson and Reviving Neil Warnock
Ep 123 - Have Man City flown too close to the sun?
Ep 122 - Grading YOUR team's January Transfer Window
Ep 121 - Plusvalenza, Lampard Leaves & Kane's Ambition
Ep. 120 - How Chelsea are navigating FFP
Ep 119 - Is Ronaldo's Transfer a Coward's Choice?
Ep 118 - Bouncing Back from the Break
Ep 117 - Argentina win, and our Team of the Tournament
Ep 116 - Casablanca Dreams & Penalty Screams
Ep 115 - The Round of 16, and an England vs France Preview
Ep. 114 - England in the Knockouts and Guendouzi on the Wing?
Ep 113 - Guest Feature: What does the World Cup mean to Wales?
Bonus Ep - Who Should Southgate Start for England?
Ep 112 - Ronaldo vs. United
Ep 111 - The Barber of Brighton, Measuring New Managers & Chelsea’s Challenges
Ep 110 - Does Aston Villa hate Steven Gerrard, and can you stay up after a foul and still get penalties?
Ep 109 - The Title Race, the Ballon D'Or and the Mighty Bournemouth
Ep 108 - Casillas, Mwepu & the Second Best Team in England
Ep 107 - Are Mitrovic and Trossard benefitting from Haaland? What's in a derby?
Ep 106 - Bodd Toehly, the England Squad and Will Someone Please Give Paul Pogba a Break
Ep 105 - The Elephant up the Tree
Ep 104 - Germany, France, and the importance of good leadership
Ep 103 - Barcelona's Woes, their La Liga Foes and Italy's Scudetto
Ep 102 - First Impressions!
Ep 101 - 11th to 20th Place Prem Predictions
Ep 100 - The Top Ten Teams in Twenty Two/Twenty Three
Ep 99 - FIFA’s Ukraine Ruling and the EFL’s Streaming Struggle
Ep 98 - The Flip of a Sterling Coin, and why Barcelona Signing Raphinha Makes Sense
Ep 97 - The Raphinha Bidding War, Neymar’s Next Move & Arsenal Turn To Jesus
Ep 96 - The Window Opens & Rookie of the Season
Ep 95 - 1 Club = 1 Player in our Team of the Season
Ep 94 - The Dust Settles on a Fantastic Season
Ep 93 - Summit of the Season & Rookie of the Year
Ep 92 - New Chelsea Owners and the Prem Table's Tale of Two Halves
Ep 91 - Inverting the Follicle
Ep 90 - What's more thrilling, the Battle for European Football or the Relegation Scramble?
Ep 89 - The Sacking of Sean & Devastation for Derby
Ep 88 - A Rivalry Building, a Season Collapsing
Ep 87 - The Tightening Title Race & Top Four Turbulence
Ep 86 - Dazzling Derbies in Europe
Ep 85 - The Fall of Roman's Empire
Ep 84 - The European Super League 2.0 and a Ton of Good Football
Ep 83 - Marcelo's Farewell, PGMOL's Apology & Liverpool's Victory
Ep 82 - New Horizons and Old Problems: NFTs, and Man City losing to Spurs
Ep 81 - Senegal’s Success, the New Newcastle & Leicester’s Lethargy
Ep 80 - The Transfer Window Breakdown: Have Everton & Newcastle Done Enough?
Ep 79 - Coutinho's Comeback, Anguish for Algeria & Bye Bye Benitez
Ep 78 - Liverpool's Statistical Miracle & Why you should be watching the AFCON
Ep 77 - One January Signing for Each Club
Ep 76 - Half-Season Heroes & Torres to Barca - But Why?!
Ep 75 - The Postponement Predicament
Ep 74 - Sickly Spurs, the Broken Ballon d’Or & Rangnick the Revolutionary
Ep 73 - A World Cup Special
Ep 72 - The New Manager Trounce
Ep 71 - West Ham's Czech Mate, A Tale of Two Harrys and New Managers All Round
Ep 70 - A Managerial Massacre
Ep 69 - Sympathy for the Red Devil
Ep 68 - Regretting Ronaldo’s Return
Ep 67 - Gulf State Geordies
Ep 66 - Beers....at the football?!
Ep 65 - All to play for in the Premier League
Ep 64 - Five Top Transfers (feat. Xavi)
Ep 63 - Patrick's Promising Palace & Escaping the Ultras
Ep 62 - Abandoned Matches & Purple Patches
Ep 61 - Ronaldo Returns, and the Premier League Marches On
Ep 60 - Fistfights in France, Protests in the Premier League
Ep 59 - Pogba's Perfect Passes, Dennis the Menace & the Diet Vardy
Ep 58 - The Messi Saga Ends, a New Season Begins
Ep 57 - Citizen Kane, Galactico Grealish & Mullin the Movie Star
Ep 56 - Preseason Previews & a Painful Post-Mortem
Ep 55 - Could it possibly be Coming Home...?
Quarter Final Previews: England vs. Ukraine
Quarter Final Previews: Czech Republic vs. Denmark
Quarter Final Previews: Belgium vs. Italy
Quarter Final Previews: Switzerland vs. Spain
Ep 54 - Euros Round of 16: England's Ecstasy & France's Fumble
Special Episode - How do England beat Germany?
Ep 53 - Reliant Robin, Stuttering Spain & Indomitable Italy
Ep 52 - King Kalvin, Holy Schick & Cristiano's Cola Conspiracy
Ep 51 - Expectations for England & Premier League Postmortem
Ep 50 - European Finals, Buoyant Brentford & Away Goals
Ep 49 - The Worst Signing, England’s Extras & the 20/21 Table
Ep 48 - Zidane and Pirlo, Super League Fallout & FA Cup Foxes
Ep 47 - Team of the Season
Ep 46 - Protest Postponement & the Rhythm of the Game
Ep 45 - The Premier League Hall of Fame & a Game of Three Halves
Ep 44 - The Super League & The Future of Football
Ep 43 - The Lingard Question, Kane's Ambition & Guardiola vs. Bielsa
Ep 42 - Ole, Mikel & Sam
Ep 41 - A Swiss-style Champions League
Ep 40 - Southgate's Selection & Champions League Contenders
Ep 39 - The Football Index Disaster Explained, Wilder Walks & Grateful for Guardiola
Ep 38 - Changing the Offside Rule, Collapse in China, the Manchester Derby & Schalke's Suffering
Ep 37 - Why was Barcelona's CEO arrested?
Ep 36 - The Scoustian Pact, Trouble in Tottenham and Villa’s Fantasy Fumble
Ep 35 - Social Media Abuse and the European Knockouts
Ep 34 - Tentative Tuchel, Pompous Peter & Heartbroken Hassenhüttl
Ep 33 - A Messi Contract Situation, Gambling in the Game & the Winter Window
Ep 32 - FIFA vs. the European Super League, Life after Lampard & The Snodgrass Scandal
Ep 31 - Decisive Draws, Playing in Pea Soup & the Scouting Sinecure
Ep 30 - Crawley Chorley Glory, Betting Bans & Silverware Significance
Ep 29 - Welcome Back, League Recap!
Ep 28 - Snubbed Subs, Pitiful Palace & Wine by the Pint
Ep 27 - How Sir Alex Ferguson Destroyed Manchester United
Ep 26 - The Kaka Cut Back, Mental Strength & Pulled Promotions
Ep 25 - Contact in Context, Cowardly Lampard & the Wine Drinking Maestro
Ep 24 - Rulebook Rewriting, Welbeck Exciting & Nicolas Fighting
Bonus Ep 2 - Polishing Palace, Enhancing Everton & Brightening Brighton
Ep 23 - Sergio vs. Didier, Sheffield Thursday & It's Always Sunny in Wrexham
Bonus Ep 1 - The Pay Per View Fiasco, Top Six Additions and Referee Accountability
Ep 22 - Pitiful Panenkas, Shrinking Silhouettes & Absent Artillery
Ep 21 - Soft Talking Steve, A Man of Many Clubs & the Diving Debate
Ep 20 - Mediterranean Milestones, VVV-Vincible & House Ancelotti of Crosby
Ep 19 - Captain Redbeard, Merseyside VARby & the European Premier League
Ep 18 - The Gladiator, The Yorkshireman & The Big Picture Project
Ep 17 - Gegenstressing, Training Games & Maximum Allans
Ep 16 - Simian Espionage, Silhouette Shenanigans & the Mystery Journeyman
Ep 15 - Young Trafford, Jose's Bale-Out & Dominant Calvert-Lewin
Ep 14 - Robin's Koch Up, Monumental Mike Ashley & Carlo's Congregation
Ep 13 - England's Conviction, Mike Dean's Addiction & League Prediction
Ep 12 - Fridge Financials, Final Denials & American Ambitions
Ep 11 - Messi, Maguire and Madagascar Madness
Ep 10 - Choupo's League, Lukaku's Legacy and a Tinker Too Far
Ep 9 - Bergamo Blues and Butt Penalties
Ep 8 - Angry Magpies, Bielsa's Super Spies and Anthony's Selective Eyes
Ep 7 - Beckham vs. Moyes and Jesse's Odds
Ep 6 - Sean Ultimatum and a Hattrick of Nigels
Ep 5 - Penny's Packed Lunches and Financial Foul Play
Ep 4 - José's Secret of Immortality
Ep 3 - The Christian, Martial Arts and Klopp's Kop
Ep 2 - Phil your Boots
Ep 1 - The Wealdstone Raider and The Golden Ticket