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Armchair Analysts — 260 episodes

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Ep 251 - Arsenal and the Tortoise

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Ep 250 - Forest Fire, Newcastle Dire, Chelsea Haywire

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Ep 249 - Is there a way back for Arsenal?

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Ep 248 - Quickfire Fixture Forecast: Who's Going Down?

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Ep 247 - Can de Zerbi save Spurs? Are England in crisis?

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Ep 246 - Who's Going to the World Cup?

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Ep 245 - Have Arsenal done it?

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Ep 244 - Comparing Cup Sizes

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Ep 243 - Breaking the news, live commentary

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Ep 242 - Surviving the Tudor Period

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Ep 241 - Are Man Utd becoming title contenders?

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Ep 240 - Scorpion Kicks & The Importance of Being Interim

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Ep 239 - Riot in Rabat & The Premier League's Upside Down

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Ep 238 - It's Sacking Season!

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Ep 237 - Should Spurs sell Cristian Romero?

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Ep 236 - Cryptic Comments at Christmas

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Ep 235 - What will go first, Mo Salah or Arsenal's title hopes?

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Ep 234 - Are City back to their best?

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Ep 233 - Boring, Boring Arsenal?

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Ep 232 - Sheffield Wednesday's administration fiasco

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Ep 231 - Ange Out, Liverpool Spiral

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Ep 230 - How many Horses are in this Race?

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Ep 229 - How to Lose Games and Alienate People: This Year's Relegation Candidates

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Ep 228 - Are Nottingham Forest done for?

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Ep 227 - Ranking YOUR Team's Transfer Window

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Ep 226 - Transfer Swoops and New Gen Players

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Ep 225 - Running the opening Prem weekend gauntlet

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Ep 224 - Top Fourcasting, Moves in the Market & the Isak Question

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Ep 223 - New Champions, New Transfer Windows

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Ep 222 - Best of the Season

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Ep 221 - How to make this season's run-in interesting

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Ep 220 - Year One of the New Champions League

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Ep 219 - Will Inter win it all?

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Ep 218 - Playoffs, Permutations and Promotions

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Ep 217 - Who will win the Champions League?

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Ep 216 - Rice does it Twice!

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Ep 215 - The Last True Prem Derby

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Ep 214 - Tuchel's First Two and Trent to Madrid?

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Ep 213 - Carabao, Champions League and Tuchel's England

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Ep 212 - The Billion Pound Prize

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Ep 211 - Is the title race over?

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Ep 210 - Haramball and Dramatic Derby Delights

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Ep 209 - A pop quiz and domestic cups

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Ep 208 - Moyes Makes Moves & Was Hurzeler too Hipster?

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Ep 207 - Can Severance predict Arsenal's future?

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Ep 206 - The Prem transfers we want to see

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Ep 205 - The Pros & Cons of the New FA Cup

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Ep 204 - Are the wheels coming off at Anfield?

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Ep 203 - Managers Sacked, Mudryk’s Contract & Everton Backed

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Ep 202 - A Refereeing Fiasco and a Premier League Bonanza

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Ep 201 - Unusual Hattricks & Chelsea the Challengers?

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Ep 200 - Will the real Spurs please stand up?

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Ep 199 - David Coote's Afters & Ipswich's First Win

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Ep 198 - Are Liverpool now title favourites?

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Ep 197 - Ruben Amorim: The Facts, The Figures, The Future?

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Ep 196 - Can Tuchel do it?

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Ep 195 - Woeful Wolves, Brilliant Brighton and...Alright Arsenal

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Ep 194 - Palmer or McNeil for Player of the Season?

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Ep 193 - Everton's New Owners & the Etihad Showdown

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Ep 192 - Can Arsenal win the league?

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Ep 191 - Mixed Fortunes on Merseyside & The Transfer Report Card

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Ep 190 - Gameweek 2 Recap

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Ep 189 - The Premier League's Opening Gambit

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Ep 188 - Predicting the Premier League Table

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Ep 187 - One Transfer for every Prem Club

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Ep 186 - England Lose, Southgate Goes

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Ep 185 - We're in the Final. Can we win?

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Ep 184 - Who's Winning the Euros?

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Ep 183 - Might it Still Come Home?

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Special Episode - Eve of the Euros

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Ep 182 - Our Teams of the Season!

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Ep 181 - A Vote on VAR & Final Day Formalities

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Ep 180 - Time up for Ten Hag?

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Ep 179 - Forest Fires, Everton's Buyers and Liverpool Misfires

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Ep 178 - PGMOL's Forest Fire & FA Cup Replay Remorse

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Ep 177 - Is the title race over?

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Ep 176 - The Run In Begins

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Ep 175 - Forest's Appeal, Turkey's Deal and England's Achilles Heel

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Ep 174 - Forest’s Four Point Deduction & Colossal Cup Ties

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Ep 173 - Arteta's Top, Villa's Flop and Forest's Drop

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Ep 172 - Bayern's Blunder & Chaos in the Championship

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Ep 171 - Everton's Points, Palace's Manager and Man City's Challengers

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Ep 170 - Mbappe's Move, Glasner's Gig & the Fist Fight For Fourth

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Ep 169 - Blue Cards, Qatar and Côte d'Ivoire

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Ep 168 - Expected Vibes, Goals Galore & Mauricio's Meltdown

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Ep 167 - Klopp, Senegal and Man U's exciting new signing

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Ep 166 - AFCON Highlights, Letters to PGMOL and Liverpool's Life without Salah

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Ep 165 - Our January Transfer Wishlist - Firmino to Man U??

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Ep 164 - FA Cupsets, Timo's Transfer & Evading a Stadium Ban

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Ep 163 - Should Brentford Sell Ivan Toney?

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Ep 162 - Super League Back, Steve gets the Sack & Arsenal’s Legal Hack

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Ep 161 - Amortization Baseball and the Prem's True Villains

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Ep 160 - Has the TV Money Bubble Burst for Global Football?

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Ep 159 - A lucky Liverpool and an Unlucky Everton

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Ep 158 - Explaining Everton's Deduction and Voting to Ban Loans

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Ep 157 - Wolves' quiet excellence and managerial dismissals

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Ep 156 - Carnage at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

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Ep 155 - Does the Ballon D'or mean much?

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Ep. 154 - Betting Scandal in Italy & Vacuum Derbies

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Ep 153 - We've got Euros 2028!

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Ep. 152 - Klopp wants a replay, Saudi Arabia want a World Cup

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Ep 151 - The North London Derby and Marcelo Bielsa's Rattlesnake

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Ep 150 - Everton's New Owners: Saviours or Scamsters?

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Ep 149 - Rubiales furor, the Ballon D'Or and Southgate no more

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Ep 148 - Salah & Saudi, Boehly's Billion Pound Boys and Alejandro VARnacho

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Ep 147 - West Ham's Winning Ways & Arsenal's Havertz Headscratcher

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Ep 146 - Sheffurnleyton Townited, the Prem's 3 Newest Clubs

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Ep 145 - Can Aston Villa finish top 4? Predicting the Table

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Ep. 144 - PGMOL's Stopped Clock & the Price to Pay for Strikers

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Ep 143 - Billion Mbappe

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Ep 142 - The Mbappe Standoff, the Dele Interview & the Stalled Takeover

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Ep 141 - The Ever Changing Football Landscape

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Ep 140 - Naming A Price: Have Transfers Changed?

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Ep 139 - Our Premier League Predicting Downfall

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Ep 138 - Messi in Miami?! Dissecting Football’s Craziest Transfer

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Ep 137 - The Playoffs and the Prem's best players

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Ep 136 - Vinicius Jr., the Comeback of Calcio & Dortmund’s Date with Destiny

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Ep 135 - Who's getting relegated, Leeds or Forest? Barca and Napoli win their leagues and Champo semis

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Ep 134 - City's Conquest, Brighton's Brilliance & Everton's Erosion

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Ep 133 - Relegation teams scrapping and Arsenal fighting success

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Ep 132 - Arsenal’s Double Disappointment & Scran at the Johan Cruijff ArenA

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Ep 131 - Polish Referees, VAR Seagulls and Roy's Flying Palace

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Ep. 130 - Graham Potter and the Goblet of Fired

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Ep 129 - Everton the FFP Villains and Sans Antonio Spurs

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Ep 128 - Conte's Comments, Pity for Patrick & Intrigue from Italy

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Ep 127 - World Cup Expansion, Referee Corruption & European Eliminations

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Ep. 126 - Liverpool's 7-Up, Arsenal's Late Comeback and Racing to the Bottom

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Ep 125 - The Curious Case of the Prem's Top Half

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Ep 124 - Sacking Nathan Jones, Arresting Duncan Ferguson and Reviving Neil Warnock

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Ep 123 - Have Man City flown too close to the sun?

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Ep 122 - Grading YOUR team's January Transfer Window

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Ep 121 - Plusvalenza, Lampard Leaves & Kane's Ambition

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Ep. 120 - How Chelsea are navigating FFP

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Ep 119 - Is Ronaldo's Transfer a Coward's Choice?

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Ep 118 - Bouncing Back from the Break

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Ep 117 - Argentina win, and our Team of the Tournament

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Ep 116 - Casablanca Dreams & Penalty Screams

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Ep 115 - The Round of 16, and an England vs France Preview

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Ep. 114 - England in the Knockouts and Guendouzi on the Wing?

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Ep 113 - Guest Feature: What does the World Cup mean to Wales?

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Bonus Ep - Who Should Southgate Start for England?

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Ep 112 - Ronaldo vs. United

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Ep 111 - The Barber of Brighton, Measuring New Managers & Chelsea’s Challenges

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Ep 110 - Does Aston Villa hate Steven Gerrard, and can you stay up after a foul and still get penalties?

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Ep 109 - The Title Race, the Ballon D'Or and the Mighty Bournemouth

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Ep 108 - Casillas, Mwepu & the Second Best Team in England

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Ep 107 - Are Mitrovic and Trossard benefitting from Haaland? What's in a derby?

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Ep 106 - Bodd Toehly, the England Squad and Will Someone Please Give Paul Pogba a Break

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Ep 105 - The Elephant up the Tree

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Ep 104 - Germany, France, and the importance of good leadership

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Ep 103 - Barcelona's Woes, their La Liga Foes and Italy's Scudetto

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Ep 102 - First Impressions!

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Ep 101 - 11th to 20th Place Prem Predictions

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Ep 100 - The Top Ten Teams in Twenty Two/Twenty Three

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Ep 99 - FIFA’s Ukraine Ruling and the EFL’s Streaming Struggle

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Ep 98 - The Flip of a Sterling Coin, and why Barcelona Signing Raphinha Makes Sense

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Ep 97 - The Raphinha Bidding War, Neymar’s Next Move & Arsenal Turn To Jesus

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Ep 96 - The Window Opens & Rookie of the Season

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Ep 95 - 1 Club = 1 Player in our Team of the Season

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Ep 94 - The Dust Settles on a Fantastic Season

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Ep 93 - Summit of the Season & Rookie of the Year

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Ep 92 - New Chelsea Owners and the Prem Table's Tale of Two Halves

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Ep 91 - Inverting the Follicle

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Ep 90 - What's more thrilling, the Battle for European Football or the Relegation Scramble?

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Ep 89 - The Sacking of Sean & Devastation for Derby

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Ep 88 - A Rivalry Building, a Season Collapsing

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Ep 87 - The Tightening Title Race & Top Four Turbulence

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Ep 86 - Dazzling Derbies in Europe

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Ep 85 - The Fall of Roman's Empire

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Ep 84 - The European Super League 2.0 and a Ton of Good Football

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Ep 83 - Marcelo's Farewell, PGMOL's Apology & Liverpool's Victory

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Ep 82 - New Horizons and Old Problems: NFTs, and Man City losing to Spurs

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Ep 81 - Senegal’s Success, the New Newcastle & Leicester’s Lethargy

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Ep 80 - The Transfer Window Breakdown: Have Everton & Newcastle Done Enough?

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Ep 79 - Coutinho's Comeback, Anguish for Algeria & Bye Bye Benitez

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Ep 78 - Liverpool's Statistical Miracle & Why you should be watching the AFCON

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Ep 77 - One January Signing for Each Club

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Ep 76 - Half-Season Heroes & Torres to Barca - But Why?!

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Ep 75 - The Postponement Predicament

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Ep 74 - Sickly Spurs, the Broken Ballon d’Or & Rangnick the Revolutionary

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Ep 73 - A World Cup Special

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Ep 72 - The New Manager Trounce

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Ep 71 - West Ham's Czech Mate, A Tale of Two Harrys and New Managers All Round

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Ep 70 - A Managerial Massacre

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Ep 69 - Sympathy for the Red Devil

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Ep 68 - Regretting Ronaldo’s Return

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Ep 67 - Gulf State Geordies

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Ep 66 - Beers....at the football?!

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Ep 65 - All to play for in the Premier League

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Ep 64 - Five Top Transfers (feat. Xavi)

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Ep 63 - Patrick's Promising Palace & Escaping the Ultras

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Ep 62 - Abandoned Matches & Purple Patches

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Ep 61 - Ronaldo Returns, and the Premier League Marches On

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Ep 60 - Fistfights in France, Protests in the Premier League

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Ep 59 - Pogba's Perfect Passes, Dennis the Menace & the Diet Vardy

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Ep 58 - The Messi Saga Ends, a New Season Begins

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Ep 57 - Citizen Kane, Galactico Grealish & Mullin the Movie Star

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Ep 56 - Preseason Previews & a Painful Post-Mortem

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Ep 55 - Could it possibly be Coming Home...?

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Quarter Final Previews: England vs. Ukraine

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Quarter Final Previews: Czech Republic vs. Denmark

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Quarter Final Previews: Belgium vs. Italy

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Quarter Final Previews: Switzerland vs. Spain

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Ep 54 - Euros Round of 16: England's Ecstasy & France's Fumble

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Special Episode - How do England beat Germany?

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Ep 53 - Reliant Robin, Stuttering Spain & Indomitable Italy

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Ep 52 - King Kalvin, Holy Schick & Cristiano's Cola Conspiracy

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Ep 51 - Expectations for England & Premier League Postmortem

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Ep 50 - European Finals, Buoyant Brentford & Away Goals

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Ep 49 - The Worst Signing, England’s Extras & the 20/21 Table

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Ep 48 - Zidane and Pirlo, Super League Fallout & FA Cup Foxes

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Ep 47 - Team of the Season

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Ep 46 - Protest Postponement & the Rhythm of the Game

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Ep 45 - The Premier League Hall of Fame & a Game of Three Halves

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Ep 44 - The Super League & The Future of Football

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Ep 43 - The Lingard Question, Kane's Ambition & Guardiola vs. Bielsa

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Ep 42 - Ole, Mikel & Sam

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Ep 41 - A Swiss-style Champions League

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Ep 40 - Southgate's Selection & Champions League Contenders

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Ep 39 - The Football Index Disaster Explained, Wilder Walks & Grateful for Guardiola

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Ep 38 - Changing the Offside Rule, Collapse in China, the Manchester Derby & Schalke's Suffering

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Ep 37 - Why was Barcelona's CEO arrested?

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Ep 36 - The Scoustian Pact, Trouble in Tottenham and Villa’s Fantasy Fumble

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Ep 35 - Social Media Abuse and the European Knockouts

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Ep 34 - Tentative Tuchel, Pompous Peter & Heartbroken Hassenhüttl

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Ep 33 - A Messi Contract Situation, Gambling in the Game & the Winter Window

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Ep 32 - FIFA vs. the European Super League, Life after Lampard & The Snodgrass Scandal

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Ep 31 - Decisive Draws, Playing in Pea Soup & the Scouting Sinecure

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Ep 30 - Crawley Chorley Glory, Betting Bans & Silverware Significance

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Ep 29 - Welcome Back, League Recap!

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Ep 28 - Snubbed Subs, Pitiful Palace & Wine by the Pint

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Ep 27 - How Sir Alex Ferguson Destroyed Manchester United

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Ep 26 - The Kaka Cut Back, Mental Strength & Pulled Promotions

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Ep 25 - Contact in Context, Cowardly Lampard & the Wine Drinking Maestro

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Ep 24 - Rulebook Rewriting, Welbeck Exciting & Nicolas Fighting

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Bonus Ep 2 - Polishing Palace, Enhancing Everton & Brightening Brighton

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Ep 23 - Sergio vs. Didier, Sheffield Thursday & It's Always Sunny in Wrexham

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Bonus Ep 1 - The Pay Per View Fiasco, Top Six Additions and Referee Accountability

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Ep 22 - Pitiful Panenkas, Shrinking Silhouettes & Absent Artillery

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Ep 21 - Soft Talking Steve, A Man of Many Clubs & the Diving Debate

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Ep 20 - Mediterranean Milestones, VVV-Vincible & House Ancelotti of Crosby

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Ep 19 - Captain Redbeard, Merseyside VARby & the European Premier League

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Ep 18 - The Gladiator, The Yorkshireman & The Big Picture Project

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Ep 17 - Gegenstressing, Training Games & Maximum Allans

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Ep 16 - Simian Espionage, Silhouette Shenanigans & the Mystery Journeyman

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Ep 15 - Young Trafford, Jose's Bale-Out & Dominant Calvert-Lewin

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Ep 14 - Robin's Koch Up, Monumental Mike Ashley & Carlo's Congregation

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Ep 13 - England's Conviction, Mike Dean's Addiction & League Prediction

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Ep 12 - Fridge Financials, Final Denials & American Ambitions

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Ep 11 - Messi, Maguire and Madagascar Madness

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Ep 10 - Choupo's League, Lukaku's Legacy and a Tinker Too Far

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Ep 9 - Bergamo Blues and Butt Penalties

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Ep 8 - Angry Magpies, Bielsa's Super Spies and Anthony's Selective Eyes

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Ep 7 - Beckham vs. Moyes and Jesse's Odds

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Ep 6 - Sean Ultimatum and a Hattrick of Nigels

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Ep 5 - Penny's Packed Lunches and Financial Foul Play

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Ep 4 - José's Secret of Immortality

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Ep 3 - The Christian, Martial Arts and Klopp's Kop

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Ep 2 - Phil your Boots

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Ep 1 - The Wealdstone Raider and The Golden Ticket