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The Best Weekend Talk Show In America: Hour Two
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America: Hour One
No One Wants To See Your Nipples, Sir.
Annnnnd They're Off!!
It Looks Like A Damn Wiener Dog
Let's Not Get Hung Up On The Delicious Natural Sweetner
It'd Take Me At Least A Month!
I Don't Know How Wet He Is!
I Pray For Your Soul
I'm Feeling Pretty Thrivey
Disabled By Bud Light
Should I or Shouldn't I?
This Is All So Phony & Stupid
That's A Bowl Of Ramen I Won't Be Enjoying
Why's There Pooper Paper Sticking Out Of The TV?
Crack You Open!
Cleanin' Out The Sound Fridge
Euthanized Your Tongue!
My Spirit Has Left My Body
I Had To Be Drunk To Like You
I Put Those Words Into Her Ample Mouth
What's All the Hubbub, Bub?
Nonstop Absurdity
Gotta Get The Eye Of The Tiger To Look Into The Eye Of The Tiger
Now That's A Gesture!
Video Vomit Reflex
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America Hour Two
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America Hour One
All My Eyes on The Supreme Court! Anastasia Boden Talks to A&G
"Hey! That's Cultural Appropriation!" -Dog
A Cocaine Fueled Beaver
He Juggles Eggs
Sex Dungeon Accident
Insta Ruined Everything
You See A Ball... You Reach For It!
There Were Dinosaurs On Noah's Arc
Chasing My Intellectual Tail
She Has An Unusually Large Mouth
Interstate Highways...in Hawaii?
The Dynamics Are Not the Same
The Siren Song of Socialism
Sarcasm & Slurs
Are You Listening to Me????
I Do Not Blame Neil Diamond, but....
A Ticking Time-Bomb
Depravity, Prosperity...Then Doomsday
This Judge Has Bad Judgement!
No Justice...No Peace!
Sorry...Monopoly or Gold Sluicing?
Why Do We All Need To Know The Parts Of A Volcano?!
It Ooogs Me Out
Haircuts Are Really Big Right Now
Is It A Small Hole Or A Huge One?
A Fat, Lazy Slob Like The Rest Of Us
Doing Goon Things
This Is A Weird Conversation...
Shite & Onions!
Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge!
Oh Darlene...
I'd Like To Watch Game Shows
Sharpen That Thing You Idiot
Non-Runnage
Celine Dion...That's Who Gives Me Chills
Makes Me Think of Butter
Brilliant But Wrong
We Have Become Wild Beasts
Israelis Say--Let's Roll!
Don't Use Gendered Language (revisited)
I Could Shove Cash Up My Nose To Hide It From A Robber
Now I Have Wet Wrists
Hide Your Mice!
I Have No Interest In Growing Things
Stop Trying to Make a Living off Yer Elderly Yoo-Hoo
Like Asking A Frenchman To Take A Bath
With All Due Respect For Bad Ideas
There Are No Talking Ducks!
Mohammed, That Seems A Little Gay To Me
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America: Hour Two
The Best Weekend Talk Show In America: Hour One
That One There's Gotta a Beard!
Where Were You, Huh?
The Last Ditch Bar...Disingenuous & Racist!
Blowback & Nothing Burgers
I Was Dancin' at a Lesbian Bar...
Quick, Open Twitter, Save the Painting!
It Just Doesn't Matter!
Should I Turn Left....Or Right???
A Disdain for Doom. David Drucker Talks to A&G.
All Bangers, All the Time! Anastasia Boden Talks to A&G
Too Big for Single Sit-Down. Lanhee Chen Talks to A&G
People Crack Their Knuckles. I Do Flips.
Cheap Meaningless Sex
Swallowed By An Earth Mouth
I Stir It With The Tip Of My High Heels
A Break on the B-S! Steve Hilton Talks to A&G
Evident Ambitions. Katy Grimes Talks to A&G
A Little Too Amazing
Love Is In The Air
Get Out Of The Way Old Man!
A Tooth Contraption