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Armstrong & Getty Podcast — 117 episodes
The Language of Leverage
A Verifiable Fact of Our Existence
Getty Be Golfin'
Potatoes on the Back Burner
A Curious Relationship
That's What Xi Said--It's Summit Time!
The Bootie Rumble
Just Shoot Him Out
Hanta Hanta Hanta!
Nothing Could Be Finer Than Going to Commie China
The Nuts of Apathy
Get Your Chi Flowing
The Greatest Theft in the History of Mankind
The Cataclysmic fight
Ladies & Gentleman...THE BEAGLES!
And Who the Hell Are You?
No Fun, Not Worth It
Winnie the Peacemaker...
You Sound Like A Naysayer
They're Selling Hope
Fruit! What's Interesting About Fruit?!
Man... I Don't Like Human Beings
How Do I Continue To Work With Joe Getty With A...
Stoner Monks
Nice Job, Idiot!
As You Can See, I Was At The Event.
I Think She's On The Smack
Strapping Bombs To Alpacas
Pathetic Bean Junkie
Dress Like A Man You Preee-vert!
We Can All Be A Tool From Time To Time
That Had A Short Bus Tone To It
You Can Indict A Ham Sandwich... For Deliciousness.
A BJ & A Vestibule
Don't Pee On My Silver Lining!
Debunking the Myths
Guns, Drones & Fast Boats
The Weirdest Negotiation Ever or Welcome to Scambodia!
The Sanctity Of Beards
A Trans Cat
He Rides A Motorcycle & Saves Ducklings
Ah... They're Fighting Again!
Too Many Ks!
She Knows Her Way Around A Pack Of Marlboros
And The Horse You Rode In On
You Stop Scanning Ass When You Get Married, Joe!
What Yall Got This Robot Dog In Here For?
A New Level Of Soft
We're Going To Know You Better Than Your Proctologist
All We Have Left Is Coconut Mocha
Nobody's Strikin' Nothin'
You're An Infant. Get Back In Your Playpen.
Shut Up, Pope.
She's The Queen Of A Dumb Person Trying To Sound Smart
Well Meaning Softheads
Too Deep & You'll Drive Her Away!
The Dog Must Be Walked!
He Probably Keeps Her Barefoot, Pregnant & Without A
My Lawn Is Racist
What Are Tonsil Stones?!
What Is It With Murderous Idiots?!
Jack Is Coming Out As A Furry
Hold My Diet Coke.
I'm Not Mad... I'm Just Disappointed.
Skinny Dudes
Line Up For Your AI Money Everybody!
Spacey McSpaceFace
That Is Reason Enough To Jail You
Our Hippopotamuses Are Shrinking?!
You're Too Old. You Have No Future.
She Ain't Muzzleable
Oh My God I Hate The Left
An Ass-teroid If You Will
I've Done Drugs, Folks!
Huge, Huge Ridiculous Boobs!
I Couldn't Find My Pink Stretchy Shorts!!
Who's Your Daddy? I'm Your Daddy.
A Zoo Of Racism & Misogyny
The Joe Biden Memorial Shelf
I Might Need The Paddles!
All I Know Is My Car's More Expensive!
The Gonads Of The Country!
Trump, Keep Your Hands Off This Woman's Penis
When She Sits Around The House, She Sits Around The House
Thanks, Napoleon. You Jackass!
Dumb & Dysfunctional
He Overcame So Much!
Deliberately Built to be Addictive!
NIMBY'S & YIMBY'S Appeal to Mayor Quimby's
Reading! It's Not Just For Road Signs!
That Zapped My Will To Live
I'm A Fancy Man
They're Not Smart Enough To Wear Pants
You Digital Idiot
Claude, What Do You Want To Do Today?
You Digital Idiot
The Freedom To Shake Your Booty!
Oh My God Is That A Cake?!
I Wouldn't Last A Day As A Teacher
Worn Down To A Nub By Life
It Sucks To Suck
Caning & Dueling
The Legacy on the Line
It's a Gas Gas Gas...Or, More Endangered Than Pandas--
Take That, Frenchie!!
Seasonal Gremlins
If Anyone Pinches You, Loosen Their Teeth
I've Never Heard Of Someone Named Yank
Not Enthusiastic!
The Jelly Crisis Of 2026
"So Many Freaking Progressives!" Says Big Foot
The Future Doesn't Want My Brain... The Present Barely Does
It Is Gay-ish.
When You Enjoy Hating Something
Maybe The Snakes Ate The Goats
You Will Be Mist
If I'm Bitching, I Will Be Listened To