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Armstrong & Getty Podcast — 261 episodes
I Gotta Poop Again. Where's That Weird Box?!
Nice Purse
A Tongue Dipped In Sarcasm
I'm Eating Canadian Bacon Right Now... Which Is Just Ham,
I Am A Slut For Onion Dip
No More Fluff!
I'm Short On Vim
I Sleep In A Ball Gag
I Think He's Giving Us All Hope
On Further Review... No.
t's Long Been My Dream To Write Newspaper Headlines
Those Are Your Testies?!
An Icepick in Trotsky’s Eye
The Last Ten Pounds
A Deal? We'd Like to Mullah it Over
Like a New Car Every Year
An Intense Study of Giraffes
Do You Take This Woman To Be Your Communist Agent?
Falling for Socialist Chic
One of the Most Pivotal Moments in History!
Eagles & Nonsense
They Didn't Raise Themselves
Jack Really Loves Poutine.
Why Does The President Smell Like Coffee?
Like a Yo-Yo
The Hard Foul
Making Progress, eh?!?
Weird & Rambley
Spiderman & Online Slop
Iran Shoots at the Strait...But Are They Straight Shooters?
Two Unique Brands of Evil!
Plagiarism & Munitions
Upheaval is the Theme!
The 7th Level of Hell
A Divergence of Interests
The Hooker Just Emptied My Checking Account!
For the Love of a Deformed Raccoon!
So You Wanna Cancel Thanksgiving?!
A Socialists Paradise!
Stents & Socialists
He Who Controls the Levers
Corner the Ham Market
He's Breaking Up With Me!
You Said Do This…I’m Gonna Do That
Sex Change Cultists Scream At Actual Girls!
Avoid the Harpoon
Get Ripped...Madagascar
There Will Never Be Justice...
Caught Up in the Excitement!
I Respectfully Decline to Answer
The Zombie of Communism Eats Brains
Sweet Mother of God!!!!
They Go Up In Ya
Fauci Is Guilty of Everything!!!
Not Falling for It
Axis of Upheaval
America, Meet the DSA!
Stay Out of the Fight
Do I Look Like A Woman?
Reasoning with Psychopaths
Strong & Positive
Done Dirty by Bigfoot
Running a Hot War
Holding-up A Kookala
Nostalgia Was So Much Better Back In The Day
Running a Hot War
Fun, Innocence & Madonna
Send the Dullards on a Long Quest
Deep Reading & Better Soccer
Promise Me A Pony!
Common Friction
Blow Up Bridges, Not Walls
The Most Rosy Scenario
Priorities & Failures
Spain is About To Get Messi!
Smoking Is Hot!?
Flopping & A Funeral
Enemies with Benefits
Can't Say It Without a Tat
Extra Crispy, No Parasites
A Man Made for the Mission
Only In America
Vapes & Sociopaths
Living in a Powder Keg and Giving Off Sparks
You Can't Recover From a Pause
Goals & Connections
Groans Across the Nation!!!
Truly Odious Positions
It's Glorious to be a Chinese Communist!
Highly Contagious
A Cold Peace
Four New Tires, Ice Cold A/C!
Joe's House of Glocks
The Ballad of Burger Jim
Practical Things
The Southern Progressive Loot Center
What Kind of Creeper?!
Tiny Organism, Profound Impact
Pricks, Knicks & POTUS Picks!
An Unintended Eulogy
Crooked or Stupid
The Main Goal
Take a Zester To That Lemon
They Really Hate Each Other
Kaska Reacts to Slush Fund Scandal
Man's Inhumanity to Man
Like a Circus!!
Time to Close Congress!
Can't Get an Erection, Can't Get A Job
The Whiplash/The Griping
You're Fired! I'm Fired? Yes, You're Fired!
Hope & Junkies
Even If You Have Ebola!
Summer Is Here...Enjoy a Hotdog!
Chirpin' & Hackin'
Delusions, Absurdities & Madness
Happy June, Everyone!
Everyone Knew This Was Crazy!
A Handful of Friendlies
Hey--Where’d You Get All Those Gold Bars
A Very Impressive 'Stache!
A Very Impressive Stash
They Were Lying...They Were All Lying...
Why Don't I Have a Super Yacht?
Why Such Small Arms?
Look At Our Flaws!
Dignity & Spankings
Different Rules, No Consequences
Sorry Claude, the Pope Hates You!
Talk About Everything You See
Cuba is a Headfake, Look-out Greenland!!!
Crypto Fueling a War
Visibly Intoxicated
Peanuts & Data
Cuba Libre Ya Dirty Commies
Funds & Chatbots
We Need a Governor With Less Hair
Lick the Boot, Or Get the Boot
Glutes & Danger
A Trio of Ghouls
The Evil Quasi Moon
Frictionless Availability
I'm Don't Wanna Hear Beowulf!
Iran Outta Interest!
The Language of Leverage
A Verifiable Fact of Our Existence
Getty Be Golfin'
Potatoes on the Back Burner
A Curious Relationship
That's What Xi Said--It's Summit Time!
The Bootie Rumble
Just Shoot Him Out
Hanta Hanta Hanta!
Nothing Could Be Finer Than Going to Commie China
The Nuts of Apathy
Get Your Chi Flowing
The Greatest Theft in the History of Mankind
The Cataclysmic fight
Ladies & Gentleman...THE BEAGLES!
And Who the Hell Are You?
No Fun, Not Worth It
Winnie the Peacemaker...
You Sound Like A Naysayer
They're Selling Hope
Fruit! What's Interesting About Fruit?!
Man... I Don't Like Human Beings
How Do I Continue To Work With Joe Getty With A...
Stoner Monks
Nice Job, Idiot!
As You Can See, I Was At The Event.
I Think She's On The Smack
Strapping Bombs To Alpacas
Pathetic Bean Junkie
Dress Like A Man You Preee-vert!
We Can All Be A Tool From Time To Time
That Had A Short Bus Tone To It
You Can Indict A Ham Sandwich... For Deliciousness.
A BJ & A Vestibule
Don't Pee On My Silver Lining!
Debunking the Myths
Guns, Drones & Fast Boats
The Weirdest Negotiation Ever or Welcome to Scambodia!
The Sanctity Of Beards
A Trans Cat
He Rides A Motorcycle & Saves Ducklings
Ah... They're Fighting Again!
Too Many Ks!
She Knows Her Way Around A Pack Of Marlboros
And The Horse You Rode In On
You Stop Scanning Ass When You Get Married, Joe!
What Yall Got This Robot Dog In Here For?
A New Level Of Soft
We're Going To Know You Better Than Your Proctologist
All We Have Left Is Coconut Mocha
Nobody's Strikin' Nothin'
You're An Infant. Get Back In Your Playpen.
Shut Up, Pope.
She's The Queen Of A Dumb Person Trying To Sound Smart
Well Meaning Softheads
Too Deep & You'll Drive Her Away!
The Dog Must Be Walked!
He Probably Keeps Her Barefoot, Pregnant & Without A
My Lawn Is Racist
What Are Tonsil Stones?!
What Is It With Murderous Idiots?!
Jack Is Coming Out As A Furry
Hold My Diet Coke.
I'm Not Mad... I'm Just Disappointed.
Skinny Dudes
Line Up For Your AI Money Everybody!
Spacey McSpaceFace
That Is Reason Enough To Jail You
Our Hippopotamuses Are Shrinking?!
You're Too Old. You Have No Future.
She Ain't Muzzleable
Oh My God I Hate The Left
An Ass-teroid If You Will
I've Done Drugs, Folks!
Huge, Huge Ridiculous Boobs!
I Couldn't Find My Pink Stretchy Shorts!!
Who's Your Daddy? I'm Your Daddy.
A Zoo Of Racism & Misogyny
The Joe Biden Memorial Shelf
I Might Need The Paddles!
All I Know Is My Car's More Expensive!
The Gonads Of The Country!
Trump, Keep Your Hands Off This Woman's Penis
When She Sits Around The House, She Sits Around The House
Thanks, Napoleon. You Jackass!
Dumb & Dysfunctional
He Overcame So Much!
Deliberately Built to be Addictive!
NIMBY'S & YIMBY'S Appeal to Mayor Quimby's
Reading! It's Not Just For Road Signs!
That Zapped My Will To Live
I'm A Fancy Man
They're Not Smart Enough To Wear Pants
You Digital Idiot
Claude, What Do You Want To Do Today?
You Digital Idiot
The Freedom To Shake Your Booty!
Oh My God Is That A Cake?!
I Wouldn't Last A Day As A Teacher
Worn Down To A Nub By Life
It Sucks To Suck
Caning & Dueling
The Legacy on the Line
It's a Gas Gas Gas...Or, More Endangered Than Pandas--
Take That, Frenchie!!
Seasonal Gremlins
If Anyone Pinches You, Loosen Their Teeth
I've Never Heard Of Someone Named Yank
Not Enthusiastic!
The Jelly Crisis Of 2026
"So Many Freaking Progressives!" Says Big Foot
The Future Doesn't Want My Brain... The Present Barely Does
It Is Gay-ish.
When You Enjoy Hating Something
Maybe The Snakes Ate The Goats
You Will Be Mist
If I'm Bitching, I Will Be Listened To