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#2: This Podcast Is Now Called Boomer Hour. Just Kidding, We're Still Dishing Fantastic Advice! Plus, Why Time Is Always The Enemy

#1: The First Ever Episode Of Ask Spawn! Just Kidding, CJM Just Has Bad Wifi. Plus, Some Actual Advice

#30: So You Had A First Date? What Does The Second One Mean? CJM And Kate Are Here To Give You All The Answers

#29: Stop The Presses! Baby Max Is In His Track Suit! Plus, Some Actual Advice

#28: CJM Says "F*** Comes Last, Career Comes First!" Plus, Fresh Versus Boxed Jewish Food, And More Actual Advice!

#27: It's Kate's First (And CJM's *Undisclosed Number Of Years* Mother's Day!)

#26: CJM Says "Suck It In, Suck It Out!" What Does That Mean? We're Not Sure. Plus, How Long Is Too Long To Be Dating Your S/O Before Getting Married, And The Best NYC Deli!

#25: Opening Up Pandora's Vagina With CJM And Kate! Plus, Should You Stay At A Job For The Seniority, Or Take A Newer, Cooler Job?

#24: CJM And Kate Celebrate Carbsmas (The End Of Passover, Obviously)! Also, First Date Tips, And The Never-Ending Well Of Vomit And Poop That Is Max

#23: CJM Wants Organic Cabbage To Put WHERE On Kate's Body? Plus, Postpartum Advice And Pandemic Bucket Lists

#22: CJM Declares That There Shall Be NO Penises on Passover (Again)! Plus, How To Find A Decent Person To Date

#21: Kate Gives Barf-Laden Advice and CJM Makes Baked Apples! Plus, Ignoring Red Flags and Vaccine Celebrations

#20: CJM And Kate Make A MATCH ON THE PODCAST (Maybe)! Plus, #Bagelgate And #TexasStrong

#19: CJM And Kate Celebrate Valentines Day With Stellar Advice! Plus, How To Handle Rejection Like The Badass You Are And #FreeBritney

#18: Kate Has Urinated All Over The Tri-State Area, But It's Okay Because She Was Pregnant! Plus, Taking Time For Yourself Post-Pregnancy And Cat Shenanigans

#17 CJM Isn't Like Regular Crazy Jewish Mom's, She's...Crazier? Plus, Why All People On Dating Apps Seem Like Trash And How To Boost Your Online Dating Profile

#16 Enough About Kate's Vagina, CJM Wants Relationship Questions! Plus, Normalizing Nip Slips And If It's Too Early For Kegels

#15: It's Titty Time!! Plus, the Ladies are Back Together Giving New Parent Advice

#14: This Is Now a Breastfeeding Podcast Because Baby Max Is In The House! Plus Vagina Pops, The Delivery Story, and More.

#13: Kate Wants Diarrhea So She Can Finally Go Into Labor. Plus, If Your BF Dumps You Because Your "Fat," Thank Your Lucky Stars.

#12: Will Kate Have a Hanukkah Baby? Plus, Making Friends, Making Latkes, And Loving Your Pregnancy Body

#11: Happy (Socially-Distanced) Thanksgiving!! Plus, Raising Kids in a City, Vaccines, and Being VERY Pregnant

#10: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAZYJEWISHMOM! Plus, Post-Pregnancy Can Last Up to 6 Months??!!

#9: The Ladies Celebrate the Election News. Plus, Kate Gets Her Insides Kicked For Talking Sh*t About Baby Smurf

#8: Kate Would Be Thrilled if Her Baby's First Words are "F**k." Plus, Don't Have a Relationship Without the Commitment

#7: New York Isn't Dead and Kate Had a Zoom Baby Shower. Plus, What is a Good Alternative to Keying Cars?

#6: You're Actually Pregnant for 10 Months Because Life Sucks! Plus, Tinder, Second Chances, and Baby Names

#5: "My Womb, My Choice" Kate Says. Plus, Peeing Every 5 Minutes, Going to College, and Moving Internationally for Love

#4: Normalize Bleeding A**holes & Make Your Voting Plan. Plus, If CJM Catches You Without a Mask, Prepare to Die

#3: Yom Kippur, Burping, Heartburn, and more! Kate is Still Pregnant — and Bumping Into Things ALL THE TIME

#2: CJM Wants to Hear Your Quarantine Dating Stories! Plus, Baby Smurf is Kicking Non-Stop, Getting Bigger, And Eating EVERYTHING in Sight

#1: Baby Smurf Was Trying to Tell Us Something. Plus, Heartburn, Baby Sign Language, and the Fears of Motherhood

#22: Rage Pregnancy Hunger, Curls, and Baby CPR. Plus, Is New York Dead?

#21: Kate Gives CJM Much Needed Tech Support. Plus, The Perks of Plastic Surgery, Weird Pregnancy Dreams, and More!

#20: The New Title of This Podcast is "Ask Kate's Uterus." Plus, Drive by Epidurals & Surviving the Endless Pandemic

#19: CJM Continues To Go Pantless And Baby Smurf Is Causing Acid Reflux. Plus Uber Drivers, Kosher meals, and More

#18: Is Kate's Glow from Pregnancy or the Ring-light? Plus, Period Parties, Zoom Weddings, and More!

#17: REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD! Plus, Pregnancy Hormones, Mental Health, and More

#16: Baby Smurf Tours of Princeton, the Ladies Fight Over Kate's Pregnancy, & Florida is a Flaming Dumpster Fire

#15: Kate is Blue - BA DA DEE DA DA DAAAA. Plus, No Pants Sundays!!

#14: Oil on Your Vagina, Nipple Training, Labor Horror Stories & More!

#13: Start Doing Your Kegels Because KATE IS PREGNANT! Plus, What is Nipple Training?

#12: Throw Food At The One's You Love to Show Them You Care, Plus Karens Gone Wild and White Privilege

#11: Black Lives Matter

#10: Are People Having Zoom Sex? Plus, CJM Dating Service, Not Feeling the Love & More!

#9: It's All Greek To Me! Special Guest Star Gus Constantellis Introduces Us to That Bitch Toula. Plus Real Housewives Gossip & Zoom Meeting Rules!

#8: CJM's Gate Blows Off It's Hinges This Mother's Day! Plus, Offering Grandspawn, BTDT = Be the Dead ...?, and More!

#7: If You're Boyfriend is Sexting Other People, Dump Him!! Plus, Hypothetical Pregnancies, Hamilton Hats, and More

#6: "THESE ARE NOT UNDERPANTS!" Plus Expressing Your Quarantine Feelings & CJM Wants to Write a Book

#5: @CrazyJewishMom's Militant Veganism Is Back. Plus, Anxiety Baking & Protestors Comparing Themselves to Rosa Parks ?!

#4: CJM Needs a New Ring Light: Plus, Jesus Christ Superstar Sing-a-long, Buying a Home, and Tiger King

#3: The Theme of This Episode? STAY THE F**K HOME. Plus, Virtual Passover Seders and Discussing Our Anxieties

#2: The Ladies Talk Everything Coronavirus With Special Guest Dr. Sophie Greenberg

#1: The @CJM Ladies Celebrate International Women's Day By Calling for Women to Run for Office. Plus, WASH YOUR HANDS!

#22: Kate Calls @CJM a Militant Vegan and Talks About Vegetarianism, Cooking Without Meat, And More! Plus, a Few Cat Fights.

#21: @CJM Hogs The Passover Plagues. Plus, Adult Retainers & Why You Should Have Sex and Order Take Out

#20: @CJM Wants to Meet Meghan Markle & Prince Harry So She Can Play With Archie. Plus, Smoking Pot & The Allegory of 'Suddenly Seymour'

#19: @CJM Wants You to Slide Into Her DMs so She Can Be "Tik Tok Famous" Plus, the Oscars and National Pizza Day!

#18: The Theme of this Episode is the Puppy Bowl, Not the Super Bowl. Plus, How to Mend Your Broken Heart and Remembering Kobe Bryant

#17: The Theme of This Episode? Make Kate Go to the Gym. Plus, What is a Rowing Machine, Finding Work-life Balance, and Is Larry David Watching?

#16: Kate's Uterus is Empty So STOP ASKING! Plus, More Wedding Talks, Rants About the Wedding Industrial Complex, And Hanukkah Munching

#15: #CrazyJewishWedding is Here! Plus, No More Patriarchal White Dresses and Hanukkah Singing

#14: It's a Hanukkah Miracle — Kate is Getting Married on Christmas! Plus, CJM Needs New Spanx and How Kate Knew SuperJew Was the One

#13: Is Your Mom Harsh, Or Is Your Boyfriend Just Trash? Plus, Hair Removal, Surviving the Holidays, and Chinese Food in the Torah

#12: DO YOUR KEGELS DURING THE SHOW! Plus, Prayers for RBG, Revealing Secrets, and Militant Vegetarians

#11: "When Are You Getting Married?" Is the New Theme of This Show, Plus F*ckboys Who Want Threesomes and Spicing Up Your Sex Life Through Therapy

#10: CJM Was That B*tch Before Lizzo Made It Famous, Plus Reality TV, Loneliness, and The Age-Old NYC vs. LA Debate

#9: Clubbing To Help With Jet Lag? Plus, Freezing Eggs, Gently Telling People No, and More!

#8: @CJM Wants to Move to San Francisco to be With Kate's Friend's Baby. Plus, Why Software Engineering is the New Frontier

#7: Parenting, Minor Car Accidents, and Small, Intimate Cupcakes? Plus, CJM Wants a Wedding

#6: Is @CJM Parenting Goals? Or a Cautionary Tale? Also, If They Cheat, You Cut Their Balls Off

#5: How to Get Your Boss Off Your Back After Work Ends, Plus Kate Has the Plague and @CJM Implores Everyone to Get Their Flu Shot

#4: @CJM Gets Followed by an Undercover Cop While Tanning at Night in Times Square, Plus Actual Dating Advice

#3: Should I Tell my Uncircumcised Boyfriend That I Only Want to Marry Him if He Gets Circumcised? Plus, Kate's Fiancé is Essentially Voldemort

#2: How Should You Break Up With Someone? Plus The Ladies Get Serious Discussing Gun Control

#1: CJM Declares That The Matrilineal Passing Down Of Last Names Should Be A Thing! Plus, If You Say We're Co-Dependent You Can Leave (But You're Also Right)

#23: @CJM Smoked Weed at the US Embassy in France?? Plus, Advice on Dating a MUCH older Man

#22: Get @CJM a Grandspawn, STAT! Plus, No Means No, And Pay Gap Rage Rants!

#21: Divorce BBQs, Homophobic Stepchildren, Cheating Ex-Husbands, Oh my! Plus, Don't Obsess Over Men Who Don't Want You

#20: Did You Know That CJM Is the Master of Kate's Uterus? Plus, Celebrating Pride, Outing Cheaters, & The Love for Jonathan Van Ness

#19: My Mom Wrote My First Amazon Book Review, Is Anyone Surprised? Plus, Man-children, Foot Fetishes, and More!

#18: What is Love? @CJM and Spawn Have Some Ideas. Plus, Mother's Day, Paying for Foot Fetish Porn, and Dumping Your Sexless Relationship

#17: Did you know that @CrazyJewishMom is now @HelicopterMomHomes? Plus, Killing People Who Dump You Over Text

#16: Everyone is Thirsty for @ConstantlyGus, Plus "Snow Porn," Chuckle Fuckers, and Finding Good Dick

#15: Trying to Convince Someone to Move to NYC? Take Them to Zabars (or Give Them Real Bagels). Plus a Bridesmaids Debate And Inappropriate Groping

#14: "Have Sex on the Weekends" Says @CrazyJewishMom and More Advice, Plus a Guest Appearance From Alexander Pantherton

#13: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Passover and Her Favorite Plague, Plus Alcoholic Bedwetters, Only Children, and Life After Hormones

#12: The Amazingly Funny @ConstantlyGus Joins @CrazyJewishMom & Spawn and Teaches Us about "Fingerblasting," Plus Solving America's Problems and Threesomes

#11: @CrazyJewishMom Wants to Go on Kate's Honeymoon, Plus Rollerblading the NYC Marathon and a Surprise Announcement!

#10: @CrazyJewishMom & Spawn Talk Dealing with Insta-Famous Sexual Predators & Waiting for Your BF to Propose. Plus, Aunt Dolores Chimes In!

#9: @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Love Cardi B And Want to Be Her Friend! Plus, Why You Should Help Your Mom When She's Hurt Instead of Giving her Xanax

#8: @CrazyJewishMom and Spawn Give Advice on How to Not Fear Dating and Taking the Dream Job. Plus, Background Checks are Important, People!

#7: From Anal Bleaching to Bad B.O. and Hostess Clubs, Mom & Spawn Talk About It All. Plus, Please Stop Asking Kate about her Wedding!

#6: It's Kate's Birthday (And The Day @CJM was Ripped Open Like a Cantaloupe) Plus Actual Advice and A Crazy Catfish Background Check

#5: @CrazyJewishMom: "Run Away from Your Unmotivated Novel-writing, Bird-loving Boyfriend" Plus, Why Kate Definitely Doesn't Want CJM to Plan Her Wedding

#4: @CrazyJewishMom Talks Potential Thrupples (and Get's the Word Right!) Plus, It's Mom and Spawn's Wedding Planning, Not Kate's!

#3: @CrazyJewishMom: Don't Get Your (Man)Meat Where You Get Your Bread & Butter, Plus Vomiting Tannins and Wedding Teasing

#2: Kate Is Trying To Get Her House of Law & Order SVU, Plus Advice on Having a Baby and Facebook Sex Toy Rants

#1: Kate's Goes to Israel and Visits Her Favorite Place: The Sodastream Factory! Plus, What She Learned, Actual Advice, and Crazy Giggling Fits.