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Astronomica — 306 episodes
Ep 272: The Hoboken Hullabaloo
So You Want to Come to Astronomi-Camp
Ep 271: Crocopatomodes Nuts
Ep 270: Back Back Back Again
Space Patrol: Invasion of the Crab People Part 3
Space Patrol: Invasion of the Crab People Part 2
Space Patrol: Invasion of the Crab People Part 1
Ep 269: Ship Name TBD
Ep 268: What's Armada With You
Ep 267: Nuke 'Em If You Got 'Em
Ep 266: Outside the Lines of Space
Ep 265: A Ship to Build a Nest In
Ep 264: But A Ship Ain't One
Ep 263: Was I a Good Ship?
Ep 262: I Bet You're Wondering
Attack of the Ophanum + Community Solidarity Work
Ep 261: We Have a New Plan
Ep 260: Not Even God Himself
Ep 259: Situation Normal, All Funky and Shit
Ep 258: X, the Everything Threat
Ep 257: Bone Temple Pirates
Ep 256: Face Full of Goo
Ep 255: Crunch Wraps are for Closers
Bonus: Revolt!
Ep 254: Mano y Chimpo
Ep 253: We're Charming People
Ep 252: Cold as Ice
Ep 251: Let Sleeping AIs Lie
Ep 250: Nice Ice, Baby
Ep 249: Find Out
Ep 248: A Life Day Carol
Ep 247: Funk Around
Ep 246: All the Way to Mordor
Ep 245: A New Leaf
Chatstronomica 8: The Re-Chattening
Ep 244: Uncle Hopper's Cryo Bio Buffet
We Want Your Clips!
Ep 243: Every Box Crazy Bout a Skin Suit Man
Ep 242: Mentor, the Flesh Baker
Ep 241: The Wreck of the Fireside Chat
Space Patrol: Operation Hades Pt 3
Space Patrol: Operation Hades Pt 2
Space Patrol: Operation Hades Pt 1
Ep 240: Death-Poon for Cutie
Ep 239: The Path Fewer Travelled
Ep 238: Un of the Bon Ones
Bonus: Astronomicamp Pre-Game
Ep 237: Double U Em Deez Nutz
Ep 236: No Regerts
Ep 235: I Want My Brain Surgery
Ep 234: You Shall Not Multipass
Ep 233: That's a YottaBytes
Ep 232: Hook, Line, and Stinker
Ep 231: Silap Inua, You're My Baby
Ep 230: Rocko's Modern Basilisk
Ep 228: Don't Have Fun with It
Ep 228: Get the Credits and Run
Ep 227: The Good Ship Violence
Ep 226: Hiveminds and Hand Grenades Part 2
Ep 225: Hiveminds and Hand Grenades Part 1
Ep 224: Eat Hot Lead, Hivemind
Ep 223: We're Ready to Be Blooped
Ep 222: Cyrano de Groupchat
Ep 221: High Road to Argo
Ep 220: Nostrodamus Protocol
Ep 219: Well There's Your Problem
Ep 218: The Depew Double Dip
Ep 217: No Place like Cho-me
Ep 216: Ain't My Body
Ep 215: Rise and Grind
Ep 214: Lets Argo to the Lobby
Ep 213: Only Goo-dy Can Judge Me
Ep 212: New Obelisk, Who This?
Bonus: Space Patrol Part 2
Bonus: Space Patrol Part 1
Ep 211: Murder on the Dance Floor
Ep 210: There Will Be Worms
Ep 209: Our Own Little Piet de Muck
Ep 208: Tableau Me
Ep 207: The Hole of the Law
Ep 206: Fleas Ad Infinitum
Ep 205: The Metaspace Holiday Blues
Ep 204: There's Always More Goo
Ep 203: We All Float Down Here
Ep 202: Always Time to Go Bang Bang
Happy TomHanksGiving
Ep 201: Dungeons and Doppelgangers
Bone-stranomica 200
Ep 200: Mechs, Drugs, and Rock n Roll
Ep 199: You're Addicted to Glove
Ep 198: Where's Your Sense of Adventure
Ep 197: Just Yeet Me in the Pit, Please
Ep 196: Send Inter-Lewds (Part 3)
Ep 195: Send Inter-Lewds (Part 2)
Ep 194: Send Inter-Lewds (Part 1)
Ep 193: At Least I'll Die Among Friends
Ep 192: Of Humid Bondage
Ep 191: I Wasp Going to Eat That
Bonus: A Very Special Not-a-sode
Ep 190: Swamp Temple Pilots
Ep 189: Scary Stories to Tell in the Void of Space
Ep 188: Loneliness is a Time Gun
Ep 187: Goodnight Sweet Prince
Ep 186: Nothing to Worry About (Part 2)
Ep 185: Nothing to Worry About (Part 1)
Ep 184: Legitimate Buyer's Club
Ep 183: Chick in a Box
Ep 182: Gimme Them Min Mins
Ep 181: You Commit One Act of Piracy...
Ep 180: Have You Tried Turning it Pi Over Four Radians
Story So Far: The Panamorfians are Revolting
Ep 179: Chatstronomica - Lucky Number 7
Ep 178: Go On, Git
Ep 177: Aloha, Pork
Ep 176: Droids Don't Get Force Ghosts
Ep 175: Five Guys are People!
Ep 174: Breaking the Kanda Lease
Ep 173: Lobotomize the Rich
Ep 172: Loot, Scoot, and Boogie
Ep 171: Lots of People Suck
Ep 170: Nobody Puts N-Zed in a Corner
Ep 169: I Think She's a Clone Now
Ep 168: Showdown at the Croquet Coral
Ep 167: Ome-let You Finish, Stardaddy
Ep 166: Witness Me, Ashton Kutcher!
Ep 165: A Night at the Opera
Ep 164: This Episode Could Have Been an Email
Ep 163: Somewhere Over the Event Horizon
Ep 162: The Order of the Gelatinous Tesseract
Ep 161: Please Subscribe to My OnlyScans
Ep 160: We Found the Snitorous
Ep 159: The Only Cat Girls in the VIP
Ep 158: All Dog-bots Go to Heaven
Ep 157: New Year, New UwU
Ep 156: The Astronomica Holiday Special
Ep 155: The Long Dark Alcove of the Soul
Ep 154: The Meat Puppet Who Loved Me
Ep 153: Kitty Game Bananas
Ep 152: CB is Definitely Innocent
Bonus: Happy Donksgiving!
Ep 151: Everything is...Fine?
Ep 150: The Med-bot with the Golden Scalpel
Ep 149: On the Seomgim's Secret Service
Ep 148: From Panamorfi with Love
Ep 147: Tinker Tailer Soldier Sock it to Me Baby
Bonus: Mama Tried Ep 1
Ep 146: Get Lucky Once
Ep 145: The Legend of Dip Chrysalis
Ep 144: The Good Old Days
Ep 143: So Long and Thanks for All the K-holes
Ep 142: Betulus Betulus Betulus
Ep 141: In Hot Pursuit of the Hot Sprite
Story So Far: The Question of Cuatlicue
Ep 140: Chatstronomica the VI
Ep 139: Did We Do Good Here?
Ep 138: Terror Birds aren't Real
Ep 137: Verifed Amateurs
Ep 136: Clear the Decks and Beat the Quarters
Ep 135: Party Bus S.A.M.
Ep 134: The Irish Hello
Ep 133: We Shitted Your Rocks
Ep 132: Game Over, Man
Ep 131: Just Sapo to Drugs
Ep 130: Best Laid Plans
Ep 129: Putting the Dip in the Dip-de-diplomat
Ep 128: Take Me To Your Leader
Ep 127: The Vault in Our Stars
Ep 126: Beaking Bad
Ep 125: The God Gambit
Ep 124: Snail Ya Later
Ep 123: Escargot to Hell
Ep 122: Hold Onto Your Az-tec
Ep 121: Ashigar-Who?
Ep 120: The El Dorado Allemande
Ep 119: Scan and Deliver
Ep 118: The One Where Anton Lives
Ep 117: Put Some Stank On It
Insert Pun Here
Ep 116: The Cows that Shake the Barley
Ep 115: Literally Our First Rodeo
Ep 114: Where's the Space Beef?
Ep 113: More P for the TPK
Ep 112: Orange is the New Vacuum of Space
Story So Far: The Grand Tour pt 1
Ep 111: Chatstronomica the 5th
Ep 110: The Painter's Easel
Ep 109: Coup De Gracie
Bonus Ep: Winter Holidays 2022
Ep 108: Proper F#cked
Ep 107: Am I Being Detained?
Ep 106: Do You Want to Build a Spaceship?
Ep 105: Fast Times at Zulta Station
Ep 104: Thanksgiving Bonus 2022
Ep 103: You've Got a Great Aft!
Ep 102: Space PV, the Silent Killer
Ep 101: But Wait, There's More!
Ep 100: Hold Onto Your Wang
Ep 99: Teddy Bears with Trip Wires
Ep 98: Am *I* a Vonnegutian Figure?
Ep 97: The Spy Who Hacked Me
Ep 96: Curse Your Legally Distinct Betrayel
Ep 95: Will No One Rid Us of These Crustulent Punks?
Ep 94: Meet Hot Plot Hooks in Your Area
Ep 93: Original Packaging Not Included
Ep 92: Nostromo Arigato Mr. Robato
Ep 91: Space Ghosts from Host to Host
Ep 90: The Ghosts of Chainletters Past
Ep 89: It's Drilling Time, Baby
Our Story So Far: Making Friends in Menkaure
Ep 88: Chatstronomica 4, The Dream Warriors
Ep 87: Genesis 2, Do You Want to Build a Faction?
Ep 86: Remember You Are Mortal
Oops All Intro
Ep 85: Time is a Flat CB
Ep 84: Loops I Did It Again
Ep 83: Oops All CBs
Ep 82: Genesis 1, Plague and Switch
Ep 81: Brother From Another Motherboard
Ep 80: Still Matter Runs Deep
Ep 79: Crankin' that Uptown Spunk
Ep 78: Gun of a Preacher Man
Ep 77: As the Worm Turns
Ep 76: Why'd It Have to Be Worms
Ep 75: Suddenly Seeking Seomgim
Ep 74: Man Meat is for Closers
Ep 73: The Pinky and the Pain
Ep 72: Winner Winner, Ducock Dinner
Ep 71: Thumbs are Trump
Ep 70: Wastin' Away Again in Murderhoboville
Ep 69: New PC, Who Dis?
Ep 68: The Last of Mackie's Privateers
Our Story So Far: The Crocea Mors Incident
Ep 67: Chatstronomica 3, The Chattening
Ep 66: Should You Knead Us
When Ice Trolls Attack
Ep 65: Bomb Squad'n Boogie
Ep 64: Coup Coup for Sultan Snuffs
Ep 63: Have You Heard the Good Coups?
Ep 62:Coup-nies Never Say Die
Ep 61: Happy Coup Years!
Ep 60: Dances with NPCs
Ep 59: Lor' Yes You Gots to Have a Regime Change
Ep 58: Mediation is for Lovers
Ep 57: What Happens Next, Stardaddy?
Bonus Ep: Thanksgiving Extravaganza 2021
Ep 56: The Riddle of the Owner's Manual
Ep 55: Towing the Party Line
Ep 54: When the Grace is a Rockin'
Ep 53: Portents in Pink
Ep 52: Wet Ass Life
Oops, All Pauses
Ep 51: Always Be Never Splitting the Party
Ep 50: Splitting Up is Hard To Do
Ep 49: The Reason for the Treason
Ep 48: Dr. Cade, Linguistics Woman
Ep 47: Always Bet on a Cade
Ep 46: You're Gonna Squeal, See
Ep 45: You Remind Me of the Abe
Ep 44: Mad Mac's Blurry Road
Ep 43: Time to Meet the Sponge Munchers
Ep 42: The Sultan of Sus
Ep 41: I Declare a Thumb War
Our Story So Far: The Glasir Affair
Ep 40: Chatstronomica 2, Chat Harder
Ep 39: When Doves Cry
Ep 38: This is What it Sounds Like
Ep 37: The Mackie in the Machine
Ep 36: Let's F**K this Chicken
Ep 35: A Fistful of Hand Grenades
Ep 34: A Nun, an Android, and a Mackie Walk Into a Bar
Ep 33: Get We to a Nunnery
Ep 32: Every Day We're Hustlin'
Ep 31: 20 Questions and a Funeral
Ep 30: Close Encounters of the Kafka Kind
Ep 29: Hippie Kayak, Monster Trucker!
Ep 28: Chugga Chugga Mothafugga
Ep 27: 3:10 to Yo Mama
Ep 26: Climbing the Damn Walls
Ep 25: The Only Boys at Cat Girl High School
Ep 24: Appropriate Workplace Discourse and Other Combat Protocols
Ep 23: Charge Up Your Torch and Pitchfork
Ep 22: One More Paradox for the Road
Ep 21: Drones and Droids and Bots, Oh My!
Ep 20: Bada Bing Bada Bang Bidding War
Ep 19: When Corporate Hellscapes Freeze Over
Ep 18: Home is Where the Humiliation Is
Ep 17: Anton Gets His Groove Back
Our Story So Far
Ep 16: In Space No One Can Hear You Steal Corporate Secrets
Ep 15: No Good Deeds for Old Men
Ep 14: Mall Walk to the Danger Zone
Ep 13: Love in the Time of Mall-era
Ep 12: Whitelist Our Galaxy for Premium Content
Ep 11: Chatstronomica
Ep 10: Battle Stations or Bust
Ep 9: You've Got Cho-Mail
Ep 8: Dancing on the C-Wing
Ep 7: Let's Rob This Dude
Ep 6: Fine Art Appreciation and Other Contact Sports
Ep 5: Don't Be a Total Party Kill, Man
Ep 4: The Ol' Susquehana Shuffle
Ep 3: Well Actually It's the Whale Actually
Ep 2: Have You Tried Turning It 45 Degrees
Ep 1: A Brief Orgy of Cannibalism and Violence
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