All Episodes

Awesome Today anyway

She-splaining a natal chart

Your complete guide to alien encounters

We're enacting the Two Potty Rule

What's in, what's out in 2025

Happy holidays to the chaos demons

I lost control of my doomscrolling finger

Piles of poo: Spotify Wrapped, magic cats, et al

One milk bun to rule them all

More fun than a stocking full of lard

Can we interest you in some dopamine?

Of Vitches and klobasneks

He's got that resting furrowed brow

You are not aware of the pelican amputee community

Wholesome little bare-chested Cossacks

We survived hurricanado

The pink eye is worth it!

A kickstarter for the Man-O-Meter

Cooking with Q(anon)

Bring a friend to Minion Jesus

Just a sprinkling of dystopia

Schoolyard fads of yesteryear

Letters from Camp Covid

Hey Google, what is a group of squirrels called

Unraveling the mysteries of Meg

Pigs, poop, puppets

If he would have had panties, he would have thrown them

Welcome to the sunhole!

And a magnet suit for Father's Day

I like how you'll just wear anything

Meet me at Chi-Chi's

Happy Mother's Snake?

It actually wasn't the alternator

And it was the Yeti all along

Only one of us is processing TTPD

You know what they say about the fine-haired ones

Our most cursed episode yet (happy eclipse!)

Fun with niche drama

If you do flock around, you will find out!

Food made with love, straight to the trash

Wilder than Steve Harrington's next gig

That old Walmart crotch smell

For when you need to throw up a prayer

Stingray Jesus or Shark-ray??

Loaves, knives, and chieves

The earring that slipped through the matrix

Perfect chicken recipe: UNLOCKED

Manatalia in the bidet’s blue light

Cat tongues, frostquakes, and gumbogate

TikTok aliens and airplane oxygen

Sashay-ing into 2024!

Happy ho-ho-holidays!

274 nights on a boat

The Myth of Old Bainbridge

Let's talk road tripping!

In which we hit the road

The intersection of Jimmy Carter and Taylor Swift

The songbird of our generation

Popping off with pop culture

Cross-stitch it on a pillow!

Much ado about N O T H I N G

I'm the reverse lurker!

Wearing nothing but an accordian and a smile

Dark secrets of AirBnB hosts revealed

What would the Roman Empire do?

Nineties nostalgia and soup season inspo

Never lick the sausage sweat

And the minivan was a MYSTERY

Meg conquered Worcesteshire and she's never felt so alive!

Ladies and gentleman, introducing Strip Meatloaf!

It's like a root beer float, but it's better

Hey, you know what I'd like is some counterfeit kolaches

Do YOU know the difference between a Brazilian and a bikini wax?!

If you like it then you should have put a wreath on it

Can I drink from your water hose?

And that takes us back to the Silkwood Shower

There are better ways to get your ya-yas

The sacred moment of holy bathroom math

Urban legends aren't real. Or .... ?

The summer you wish you had

Cigarettes and neighbor nudity

"We would hire a gravy nanny"

[REBOOT] "Meg can quelch a crotch in a hurry!"

"Meg can quelch a crotch in a hurry!"

"I have not butterscotch-trained him at night yet"

"Let's monetize that latex suit"

"There's no holiness in the crotch hallway"

Poor Francie, The Platters, and Cheese Caves

Shower shoes, Taylor theories, and the 10th dentist returns

Friendship bracelets, HEB, and the Taylor weekend

Yellowjackets, chiefies, and Spotify AI

More meditation, passion play mishaps, and introducing Bejeweled!

Fungi, fruit, pancakes, and Horatio Tiberius

6th grade math and giving yourself the bird

Mansion tours, Shrinking, and balls of light

Beta readers, AD tours, and Kyle made gravy

Mushroom soup, moon signs, and The Gateway Experience

It's time to deep dive (again), baby!

Yoga wind-down, Sorta Adult, and surprised by pleasantness

Feral children, gamer mom, and That 90s Show