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Back to Work — 643 episodes
Episode 644: A Tony Bennett Hair Hat
Episode 643: The Price of Lies
Episode 642: A Better Roll of Toilet Paper
Episode 641: Germans in the Wild
Episode 640: Bob's Big Mess
Episode 639: The Commodore's Club
Episode 638: A New Kind of Bullet
Episode 637: The Minimally Viable Log Cabin Channel
Episode 636: Honoring My Pivot Table
Episode 635: Buffet de Canard
Episode 634: Nominally Future-Resistant
Episode 633: A Self-Aware Old Man
Episode 632: Big Strong Beef Boy
Episode 631: Little Bit of Dirty Grey
Episode 630: Monchichabowsky
Episode 629: Benjamin Franklin's Disease
Episode 628: Beating Yourself Up at Scale
Episode 627: Unscheduled Dirt Event
Episode 626: Chekhov's Lightsaber
Episode 625: Chapters of Madness
Episode 624: Rectangle Time
Episode 623: My Terrible Adhesion
Episode 622: A Gentleman's Malt Liquor
Episode 621: Hairy Legs and the Whole Nine
Episode 620: Happy to be a Chair
Episode 619: A Beautiful Jam-Up
Episode 618: The Living Room Test
Episode 617: Trailer for the Future
Episode 616: Archipelagos of Functionality
Episode 615: An Attractive Nuisance
Episode 614: Sloppy Boy
Episode 613: That's Hair and That's Robot
Episode 612: See All of Your Face
Episode 611: Running FFMpeg on Myself
Episode 610: Hero Light
Episode 609: A Reverse Egg
Episode 608: Charles Entertainment Berry
Episode 607: Age of Garbage
EEpisode 606: Goodnight, Night
Episode 605: A Case for a Life
Episode 604: Grandpa's Automation
Episode 603: A Jaws of Life for Playgrounds
Episode 602: Apple Juice Flood
Episode 601: Big Broom
Episode 600: The Trauma of My Chumby
Episode 599: Self-Involved at Scale
Episode 598: Chewbacca Credit Union
Episode 597: The Bronze Hour
Episode 596: Turkey Legs in the Renaissance
Episode 595: Blessèd Vessel
Episode 594: Honey Sun Bear
Episode 593: One of the Eel Women
Episode 592: Dirt Cat
Episode 591: A Closeted Magical Thinker
Episode 590: A Load-Bearing Feeling
Episode 589: The Outgassing of Ancient Woods
Episode 588: Quid Pro Crow
Episode 587: I'm a Map
Episode 586: We Have Met the Audience, and He Is Us
Episode 585: The Wahlberg Uncertainty Principle
Episode 584: Groomsman Gifts for the Funeral
Episode 583: The Dentist Picks the Chair
Episode 582: Dadsplaining
Episode 581: A Frog That No One Saw
Episode 580: Not All Avenues
Episode 579: Memento Morey Amsterdam
Episode 578: Raft of Anchors
Episode 577: Transylvanian Meditation
Episode 576: People Who Don’t Want to Talk to a Lamp
Episode 575: You're Being Scared Wrong
Episode 574: Tired and Fourteen
Episode 573: Shovels, Not Teaspoons
Episode 572: My Open Source Thomas Edison Film
Episode 571: Open Faced Sandwich of Reality
Episode 570: Toilet Experiments
Episode 569: An Incurious Outsider
Episode 568: Assistant to the Regional Danager
Episode 567: Sit on Me
Episode 566: Vice-President of Doing It Wrong
Episode 565: The Injustice of Youth
Episode 564: The Elephants of Style
Episode 563: Bang-Bang Machine
Episode 562: No More Attempts on My Father’s GitHub
Episode 561: Flip the Telescope Around
Episode 560: The Cat of Amontillado
Episode 559: Grade on the Curve of Time
Episode 558: Pseudism
Episode 557: Food Court of Pain
Episode 556: The Only Way Out Is Claws
Episode 555: The Accretion of Non-Essential Things
Episode 554: Not the Water's Problem
Episode 553: Bioavailable Chambers of Flexibility
Episode 552: Youth is the Anomaly
Episode 551: Life Is for Using
Episode 550: Ampersands and Raisins
Episode 549: A Typical Feisty Boy Child
Episode 548: The Results of This Dog
Episode 547: Backyard Butt Doctor
Episode 546: Snow Day for Nerds
Episode 545: The Cat's Fine
Episode 544: Tentpole of Nostalgia
Episode 543: Clownitentiary
Episode 542: MRSA Mann
Episode 541: Proprietary Escape Key
Episode 540: Extreme Medical Sloth
Episode 539: Where the Ghosts Live
Episode 538: Tossed Salad of Remembrance
Episode 537: Insane Corner of My Own Design
Episode 536: Fonzie Slap
Episode 535: Long-Term Play Value
Episode 534: Manga and Others
Episode 533: A Container for Your Future Plans
Episode 532: That's Not My Ghost
Episode 531: Where Grog Got Eaten
Episode 530: Nouns in America
Episode 529: Different Flavors of Fear
Episode 528: Half a Parachute
Episode 527: Classic Mentos Situation
Episode 526: Above-Average Practices
Episode 525: The Pollution of Modernity
Episode 524: The Silver Linings Guy
Episode 523: My Fingers Know It
Episode 522: Where All the Memories Go
Episode 521: Nozzle Tov
Episode 520: Preemptive Punishment Food
Episode 519: Designated Toilet
Episode 518: 10% of a Headache
Episode 517: How Daddy Make That Paper
Episode 516: The Steely Dan Dad
Episode 515: Please Do Not Tapdance for Me
Episode 514: Chicken Wipe
Episode 513: A Preferred Testicle
Episode 512: You Have a Mustard Fetish
Episode 511: One Ringy-Dingy
Episode 510: I Cannot Afford Your Loyalty
Episode 509: The End of the River
Episode 508: Oscarbation
Episode 507: Voltron of Luck
Episode 505: Everything is Everything
Episode 504: Double Wrong
Episode 503: My Emotional Porthole
Episode 502: Lifestyle Billy Butcher
Episode 501: You're Sad Wrong
Episode 500: The Legacy of Guessing
Episode 499: Where the Boulder Lives
Episode 498: Soviet Satellite Hair
Episode 497: HBO Plus 98 XP for the Enterprise
Episode 496: The Costume Beej
Episode 495: Even the Mammals
Episode 494: The Sucker’s Sort
Episode 493: Flimsy, but Useful
Episode 492: Siracusa Daylight Time
Episode 491: You and Your Hog
Episode 490: Penetration Engineer
Episode 489: Not a Monkey Man
Episode 488: Uncle Dad
Episode 487: Nostradamus Pants
Episode 486: The Ballad of Danny Knife
Episode 485: Travis County, P.I.
Episode 484: Default Settings for America
Episode 483: You Are Free to Leave
Episode 482: Two Pills Only
Episode 481: Feelings of Mouth
Episode 480: A Gracious Dyad
Episode 479: Use or Avoid
Episode 478: Morbidly Obese Clemenza
Episode 477: The Immediacy Filter
Episode 476: Paul Williams Sat Alone
Episode 475: ¿Why Not Dos Otros?
Episode 474: The Confidence to Keep Pedaling
Episode 473: French on Tom Sawyer
Episode 472: Sunday Afternoon Feeling
Episode 471: One-Drawer Project
Episode 470: Battery Car Man
Episode 469: Israel, Jr.
Episode 468: Cancellation Christmas
Episode 467: I Loved My Garden
Episode 466: The Maturation of Pillow Forts
Episode 465: That 20-Minute Sting
Episode 464: Winter's Not Done with Me Yet
Episode 463: Begloved in Otherness
Episode 462: A Contract About Your Future
Episode 461: Dead Noon
Episode 460: Listen to the Jar
Episode 459: Alley Oop to Yourself in the Future
Episode 458: 2 Fury 2 Road
Episode 457: A Buddhist Gift
Episode 456: Urinal Cup
Episode 455: Talc Mandala
Episode 454: Enough Women Nation
Episode 453: Shoulder the Brunt
Episode 452: Wine is My Travel Drink
Episode 451: I Am Not a Herpetologist
Episode 450: Slow-Motion Hypocrisy
Episode 449: Tom Hardy Blindness
Episode 448: Spaghetti on Spaghetti
Episode 447: Mating for Life
Episode 446: Charm Offensive
Episode 445: Hipster DMV
Episode 444: Seasoned Horologist
Episode 443: Immediate Electric Smugness
Episode 442: Dog Eating Chair Digestion
Episode 441: Boggle, Boggle!
Episode 440: It's Never Been About the Suit
Episode 439: Servant of the Red Badge
Episode 438: The Mashed Potatoes Need You
Episode 437: The Credit Section
Episode 436: Better Than a Lipstick
Episode 435: Scanner of Horizons
Episode 434: Grist for an Unnecessary Mill
Episode 433: The Muscle of Worry
Episode 432: Fingerspace Pollution
Episode 431: Costly Branded Waiting
Episode 430: Shiny Red Cleric
Episode 429: A Seer of Trees
Episode 428: Prepare for Draculas
Episode 427: C. Thomas Hobbled
Episode 426: New Wave Night
Episode 425: Off the Cushion
Episode 424: A Roach Riding a Rat
Episode 423: It Only Hurts for a Minute
Episode 422: Magic Rub
Episode 421: Black Dress Cowboy Boots
Episode 420: Baby Thorin
Episode 419: The Elephant in the Sword
Episode 418: This Man…This Monster!
Episode 417: Fish Bishop
Episode 416: A Squishy for the Ages
Episode 415: Fifty and Monogamous
Episode 414: Inheritance of Pain
Episode 413: Bumbleditch Cumperdam
Episode 412: A Hobo in a Cartoon
Episode 411: It's Not Butt
Episode 410: The Childhood Cocktail
Episode 409: He Says Hard
Episode 408: The Pwn Key
Episode 407: The Wad-Shooter Option
Episode 406: Peak Burger Decay
Episode 405: Can You Feed Coke to Rocks?
Episode 404: Very Advanced Camping
Episode 403: It's Just a Salad
Episode 402: Watches & Barbecue
Episode 401: Carrier Fluid
Episode 400: In The Penal Colony
Episode 399: Blue Whale Salt
Episode 398: So Much Unnecessary Beauty
Episode 397: My Manager is Water
Episode 396: Bean in the Sleeve
Episode 395: My Sleeves are Dynamic
Episode 394: Dead or Angry
Episode 393: Legacy Meat Stuff
Episode 392: Gentleman's Calling
Episode 391: The September Issue
Episode 390: A Festive Merry-Go-Round for the Very Lonely
Episode 389: Butt Baking
Episode 388: Defcon Water
Episode 387: Deploy the Dongle
Episode 386: Cherry Brown
Episode 385: A Picture of a Clown
Episode 384: Cosmic Jazz Hands
Episode 383: Funding the Unicorn
Episode 382: Bad Tech Dad
Episode 381: Sandwich Doctor
Episode 380: Chung Chung Machine
Episode 379: Permanent Hole
Episode 378: A Hong Kong Phooey Situation
Episode 377: Packs a Lot of Lux
Episode 376: Alexa, Light It Up!
Episode 375: Night Punching
Episode 374: Pouchboy
Episode 373: Red Cheekums
Episode 372: Hole That Rabbit
Episode 371: Avocado People
Episode 370: King Jeremy the Wicked
Episode 369: Comic Blood
Episode 368: Call the Mouse Guy
Episode 367: A Favorite Child
Episode 366: Five Sides of the Street
Episode 365: Volume Eight
Episode 364: The New Fudge
Episode 363: She's My Horcrux
Episode 362: A Yuck and a Yum
Episode 361: Caveman Arithmetic
Episode 360: I Haven't Lost My Knife
Episode 359: You Can't See Inside the Dog
Episode 358: Dumb Ohio Mouth
Episode 357: Scrolling Carousel of Pain
Episode 356: Politics or Gender or Iron Man
Episode 355: Eleven Dollars and a Bottle of Yoo-hoo
Episode 354: One Whale
Episode 353: Superagency
Episode 352: Get Away From My Formular!
Episode 351: Your Chest Is a Tunnel
Episode 350: Stacking Stones and Inspiration
Episode 349: The Kid Who Never Won Anything
Episode 348: Optionitis
Episode 347: Beast Coast
Episode 346: Disagreement of the Genders
Episode 345: Chow Mein Hour
Episode 344: The Microwave Moment
Episode 343: Lo Sierra Mucho
Episode 342: Ultraman Scenario
Episode 341: Rich Boy Phone
Episode 340: It's-a Me, Dan!
Episode 339: True Love Weighs
Episode 338: Ambush Site
Episode 337: Cognitive Bottleneck
Episode 336: Town Centre Plaza Spot
Episode 335: Personal Assistant to Darius
Episode 334: The Little White One
Episode 333: Your Whiteboards Will Not Survive Reality
Episode 332: Piggybacking on Anger
Episode 331: Hidden in Wigs
Episode 330: Frowny Face for You
Episode 329: Stop all the OTUS
Episode 328: Donkey in a Biscuit
Episode 327: Slightly Semitic Bird
Episode 326: The Ronald McDonald of Feeds
Episode 325: The Real Celebrity Chefs of the Hollywood Hills
Episode 324: Delivery Status Not Updated
Episode 323: A Horse Named Chili
Episode 322: The Passive Voice of Water
Episode 321: Need Some Velocity
Episode 320: Log Cabin Portal
Episode 319: Contract with the Universe
Episode 318: Emotional Goggles
Episode 317: Zero Gun Salute
Episode 316: Corona MacGuffin
Episode 315: The Nakamichi Deal
Episode 314: Which Fellini You Want to Be
Episode 313: Parents, Old People, and Perverts
Episode 312: Snake Eating Its Own Goodwill
Episode 311: A Fair Eight
Episode 310: Nominally Mine
Episode 309: Hard Pass
Episode 308: When Does the Fork Go on the Sat?
Episode 307: #43 on The Ladder of Kindness
Episode 306: Sunday Pant
Episode 305: Quadruple Down
Episode 304: The 2016 Compilation Episode
Episode 303: A Liver Runs Through It
Episode 302: Rabbi for the Rabbi
Episode 301: Not on My Timeline
Episode 300: A Room Where I Don’t Matter
Episode 299: Unhook from the Comparison
Episode 298: Night Boot for Big Beef
Episode 297: It Takes Craftspersonship
Episode 296: Surely You Can't be Sirius
Episode 295: I’m Not Talkin’ for Clapping
Episode 294: Sufficiently Advanced Friendship
Episode 293: The Frame for Our Relationship
Episode 292: Rat King of Crush
Episode 291: Three Healthy Holes
Episode 290: Table Scraps for Cable Cutters
Episode 289: John Rhetoric
Episode 288: History is Not Made for Horses
Episode 287: You Are Now Cleared for Salad
Episode 286: Secret Rap Name
Episode 285: A Baller VCR
Episode 284: Wake Up, Van Hœt
Episode 283: Cognition to Completion
Episode 282: Boring and Yet Wonderful
Episode 281: The Mayor of Chocolate Sundaes
Episode 280: The Big Filter
Episode 279: The Fishery Loophole
Episode 278: Yelling at an Idea
Episode 277: Everything's Hard
Episode 276: Do You Even Lift?
Episode 275: The Lies of Big Shoe
Episode 274: A Goat in the Pipe
Episode 273: Knives and Spoons
Episode 272: Surprise Endoscopy
Episode 271: Gravy Dumpster
Episode 270: According to the Cabinet
Episode 269: 65 Cigarette Butts
Episode 268: Tumblo Drylo
Episode 267: Dear Iowa, I Have Enjoyed Your Corn
Episode 266: European Bachelor
Episode 265: Especially Doris
Episode 264: This Made Me Think of You
Episode 263: The Working Definition of Love
Episode 262: Large Platinum Spoon
Episode 261: The Illusion of Ease
Episode 260: Stuck in Green Forever
Episode 259: The Transitive Quality of Misunderstanding
Episode 258: Means of Egress
Episode 257: Homemade Science Mayonnaise
Episode 256: Every Minute Weighs the Same
Episode 255: A Ladle of Ladling
Episode 254: Fixed Points in Time
Episode 253: Ty Lambo
Episode 252: The Chocolate Boys
Episode 251: Manna Goy
Episode 250: Don't Dress Like the Hamburglar
Episode 249: A John Nash Moment
Episode 248: A Rye Bread Made of Birds
Episode 247: On a Farm with a Monkey
Episode 246: Venn Diagram of Confusion
Episode 245: The Least Broken
Episode 244: You Have to Be a Stag
Episode 243: The Device at Hand
Episode 242: Not My Bird
Episode 241: We Went to Princeton
Episode 240: The Third Phase Is Now
Episode 239: Starving African Child
Episode 238: A 100-Year Problem
Episode 237: Slow Your Roll
Episode 236: Finished for Now
Episode 235: This is a Thing
Episode 234: Two Inches Behind the Board
Episode 233: Emotional Density
Episode 232: You Got This.
Episode 231: Hot Rod Hospital Ship
Episode 230: My Emotional Reservoir
Episode 229: Shrimp in the Desert
Episode 228: Tibet's Next Top Buddha
Episode 227: The Treasure Room
Episode 226: Only Child*
Episode 225: A Different Kind of Happy
Episode 224: Sugar Pills and a Pack of Cigarettes
Episode 223: Normal is Whatever is There
Episode 222: Full-Stack Obsessive
Episode 221: Minimally Viable Interruption
Episode 220: Canadian Gentle
Episode 219: At Sixes and Sevens
Episode 218: The Tigers in Your Kitchen
Episode 217: The Worst Most Advanced Teenager
Episode 216: Safety Sword
Episode 215: Legacy Cat
Episode 214: Destroyed by Farm Equipment
Episode 213: That's Not Where Rogue Goes!
Episode 212: That Tuesday Feeling
Episode 211: Squeeze the Teabag
Episode 210: Fighting with Garbage Can Lids
Episode 209: Habitual Ritual
Episode 208: Don't Touch Daddy
Episode 207: Vampires in the Wallpaper
Episode 206: Talking to Santa
Episode 205: Obsolete, circa 1993
Episode 204: Space Geisha
Episode 203: I Blame the Media.
Episode 202: Choosing is a Radio Button
Episode 201: Never Enough Bathrooms
Episode 200: Blitzkriegscheiße
Episode 199: Merlin Mann's Best of 2014
Episode 198: Gardening Leave
Episode 197: Way of the Brown Lego
Episode 196: The Circle of Lice
Episode 195: Prima Facie Butter Coffee
Episode 194: The Company of a Clown
Episode 193: Disappointment Delivery Mechanism
Episode 192: Party City Trophies
Episode 191: Heisenberg Uncertainty Dog
Episode 190: C-3PO's Beard
Episode 189: That's How You Roll When You're a Lobster
Episode 188: The Smell of Snake Anxiety
Episode 187: Peeling a Dangerous Onion
Episode 186: I Wish John Siracusa Were Here
Episode 185: David Foster Wallace Morning
Episode 184: Days of Bathrooms Past
Episode 183: Remember Who Has the Cannon
Episode 182: Non-Canonical Suspenders
Episode 181: A Broom Pusher for Johnny Carson
Episode 180: Deus Ex Machina for Your Gut
Episode 179: 7 Most Important Breasts for Your Re-Fi
Episode 178: Fake Laminated Bull Poop
Episode 177: Motivation Has Pit Stains
Episode 176: "ENJOY YOUR MEAL"
Episode 175: Andy is the Stuff of Nightmares
Episode 174: I Dont Deal in Abstractions
Episode 173: The Best Days End in Tears
Episode 172: Somewhere Between a Habit and a River
Episode 171: Put a Sweatshirt In My Wallet
Episode 170: Useful, Creepy, Gross
Episode 169: Upgrade Your Skateboard
Episode 168: It's Okay for Cats to Wander Around on Planes
Episode 167: Second Banana
Episode 166: 404 - Friends Not Found
Episode 165: The Opposite of Attrition
Episode 164: Back in the Medieval Village
Episode 163: -(
Episode 162: We're All Waiting in the Same Line
Episode 161: Zeitgeist Helmut
Episode 160: Reverse Spider Sense
Episode 159: You Become Your Catch Phrases
Episode 158: Merlin-Sized Hole
Episode 157: Non-Dominant Hand
Episode 156: Not the Monk I Used to Be
Episode 155: Newton's Fifth Law of Politeness
Episode 154: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
Episode 153: Anxiety's a Goat
Episode 152: Tiny Hands, Large Desires
Episode 151: The Christmas Pants
Episode 150: Ask for John Klumpp
Episode 149: Vixen Haler
Episode 148: Activity Seat
Episode 147: Five-Dollar Murray
Episode 146: Phantom Bell Syndrome
Episode 145: Nine-Thousand Words of Holden Caulfield
Episode 144: Habituate a Goat
Episode 143: Chimpanzee Scallop Throwing
Episode 142: 86 Jam Pack
Episode 141: Counterclockwise. Like a Gentleman.
Episode 140: Silicon Circus
Episode 139: Tap Your Meat Stack
Episode 138: Mindfulness...Whether I Want It or Not
Episode 137: Alice Two Arrows Bob
Episode 136: Scared of Your Own Life
Episode 135: There's No "I" in Success
Episode 134: A Boss You Don't Even Know About
Episode 133: I'm Glad Your Computer Died
Episode 132: C+ Objective Stack
Episode 131: The Peacock Dance of Men
Episode 130: Cobb Salad Lawyer
Episode 129: Putting Your Meat by the Pool
Episode 128: Eating Scones in the Closet
Episode 127: Loki Situation
Episode 126: Howard Chicken
Episode 125: Hakuna Potato
Episode 124: The Tuesday Afternoon Version of Me
Episode 123: I Want to See Your Face the Whole Time (LIVE)
Episode 122: The Crowbar of Loyalty
Episode 121: I Just Had a Dog Delivered
Episode 120: Egg MacGuffin
Episode 119: Big Bag of Pandora's Potatoes
Episode 118: One-Step Corn Kerneler
Episode 117: The Flu Shots of Siracusa County
Episode 116: Beagle Removal Service
Episode 115: Invitation to a Blame Party
Episode 114: I'm Moving to FudgePacker
Episode 113: Entropy's Gonna Do Its Business
Episode 112: Touching Pizza and Robotron
Episode 111: You Get There Early for Pancake Day
Episode 110: Okay, Then.
Episode 109: Two Paragraphs on Bourbon
Episode 108: What Can I Spray?
Episode 107: Pull Out Your Dingus
Episode 106: Enough Candy to Last Forever
Episode 105: Fissures of Men
Episode 104: Grab Your Revolver
Episode 103: Lotta Little Knives
Episode 102: Hunter Ready to Write
Episode 101: Sprinting Straight Into a Wall
Episode 100: Go Ahead, Caller.
Episode 99: Nobody Wants to Live in a Scaffolding
Episode 98: Bagged and Boarded
Episode 97: Pope of the Office
Episode 96: Compensatory Muscles
Episode 95: She's Five for a Living
Episode 94: A False Sun
Episode 93: 67 Points of Articulation
Episode 92: The Florida Episode
Episode 91: Compiling Stallman From Source
Episode 90: Quit!™
Episode 89: Burlap Sack Full of Oranges
Episode 88: So Many Reasons to Cry
Episode 87: Nothing to Declare But My Coconuts
Episode 86: The Talmud of Claremont
Episode 85: Schrödinger's Soap Holder
Episode 84: Every Genie is an Actuary
Episode 83: Way of the Future
Episode 82: Blue Food in Your Refrigerator
Episode 81: LAMP for Your Productivity
Episode 80: Cascading Wave of Bad
Episode 79: Mayor Pro Tem of Hoboville
Episode 78: Scream, Poop, and Run
Episode 77: Sadness Harmonica
Episode 76: The Avatar of Dorian Gray
Episode 75: The Mayor of Perspective
Episode 74: Cheap Liberal Arts Relativism
Episode 73: Permission to Unclench
Episode 72: Rocky Balboa Moment
Episode 71: Sorry to Lose You as a Son
Episode 70: Expectation Zero
Episode 69: Seven Dwarfs of Bad Emotion
Episode 68: The Black Queen is Killing Me
Episode 67: Ad Hoc Bra
Episode 66: Horseradish on My Raccoon
Episode 65: A Light Dusting of Life
Episode 64: Frozen Poster
Episode 63: Bold with the Scissors
Episode 62: Cultural Molasses
Episode 61: I Handed Him My Luke
Episode 60: Living Inside an Unfinished Thing
Episode 59: Brains All the Way Down
Episode 58: Girl with the QR Tattoo
Episode 57: Start with Anger, End with a Sign
Episode 56: One Giant Beholder Dinosaur
Episode 55: The Pickles Never Touch
Episode 54: Freemium Mason
Episode 53: The Wages of Security
Episode 52: Walk the Coastline, Bitches
Episode 51: Living Inside the Nonsense
Episode 50: The Pork Soup Paradox
Episode 49: The Field of Completion
Episode 48: An Abrupt Existential Jerk
Episode 47: Utter Failure & Hotel Steak
Episode 46: Not Counting the Mezzanine
Episode 45: Finagling the Tree Bag
Episode 44: Circuitous Bridge of My Own Design
Episode 43: I Return Null
Episode 42: Coconut Headphones
Episode 41: Carpal Tunnel Diem
Episode 40: Dirty South Is Off the Menu
Episode 39: A Source of Rice with Velocity
Episode 38: Sorry. You Can't Have a Candle.
Episode 37: It's Never Not Everywhere
Episode 36: Writing on the Wind
Episode 35: Why My Pants Were On Fire
Episode 34: Rectangular Door Conspiracy
Episode 33: The Hypocrite You Can Live With
Episode 32: The Beertruck Scenario
Episode 31: You Can Polish AC/DC All Day Long
Episode 30: I'm Not Working in an Abattoir
Episode 29: I Download FLAC
Episode 28: One Little Red Egg
Episode 27: Danny, Hold the License Plate
Episode 26: Spaghetti Guy Hits Close to Home
Episode 25: My Food Court of Functionality
Episode 24: The Daddy for your Destiny
Episode 23: Failure is ALWAYS an Option
Episode 22: My Baby Likes Aluminum Foil!
Episode 21: Assistant TO the Regional Monkey
Episode 20: Muscle of Failure
Episode 19: Corner Casey Kasem
Episode 18: Forking the Question
Episode 17: Brick Building Full of Lies
Episode 16: Bracing for the Blow
Episode 15: Marionette of my own Design
Episode 14: Velocity of Disappointment
Episode 13: The Kid's Great
Episode 12: Chewie's Medal is Not Canonical
Episode 11: Johnny Heuristic
Episode 10: At Last the 'Inspiration' Show
Episode 9: Out of Scope!
Episode 8: Little Velvet Hands
Episode 7: Vocational Wheel
Episode 6: Expectational Debt
Episode 5: Chigger Bites on the Bus Driver
Episode 4: Failing with Style
Episode 3: The Second Arrow
Episode 2: Picture of a Boat
Episode 1: Alligator in the Bathroom