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Bad Expectations — 99 episodes

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1

What about AbooDooBoo?

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2

There is No way all this Splooge came from one Splooge man

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3

IM GONNA GURT!!!

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4

Protect ya neck, PEW PEW!!!

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5

Raised on twigs

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6

The game has changed but the players are the same!!!

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7

I got out of the chocolate business young

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8

Gotta cool this crack down with a cigarette

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9

It would be weird if you played Cowboys and First Nations.

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10

Before I play BOP IT...

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11

You dont have a firsty firsty.

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12

My name is Flanders to them.

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13

Comedy comes in threes, Family comes in fours.

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14

Adult in a Cult

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15

Rat Traps and Bananas!!!

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16

KD is white trash pasta.

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17

I wish you would twirl my little bottom

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18

I'M SCARED BURKE, IM SCARED!!!

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19

After 9pm you're both going to look like you have blackface on.

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20

Jerry, Jurke and Jeven

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21

You're not even strong FAT.

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22

Is that racsist what you're sAying?

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23

And it's TNT, Shake that ass.

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24

Say his name, Lealanardio

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25

Gay Farts

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26

Bad Cummpany

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27

Maybe we should get our life together and go to jail.

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28

I don't beleive in Feng Shui but maybe its Fucking with us

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29

It's not everyday you see a hero in th street

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30

You're not going to fight a tree

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31

Super heros take historic ass whoopings.

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32

Give me the Fat Lesbian

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33

I'm not moving till you get out of that tank son!!!

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34

Too poor to clean a castle.

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35

I was really smart in class in the 3rd grade.

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36

AHHAHH!!!AHHHAHHAAAHAW! I'm NOT GAY!!!

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37

Nobody DJ's at the Crooked Goose

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38

Thats a real funny African name

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39

Fast and the why so serious?

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40

That's 240 Nine Elevens. Evan is BACK!!!

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41

Rich asians dropping HARD R's

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42

Weird ass comedy show that I paid for.

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43

I GAVE YOU THE SPEACH, DON'T THROW YOUR PURSE AT ME!!!

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44

They should do a 30 for 30 for those ladies.

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45

Teeth like a Leopard, mind like a monkey.

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46

Just for men, taste like men.

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47

Barry Joins the POdcast

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48

Is that a real dream?

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49

I am no longer sober

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50

EPISODE 50!!! Who knew?

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51

I count how many burgers i eat but i aint counting the fries

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52

I hit that guy so hard BIRDS FLEW OUT!!!

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53

If i don't have to see or smell it

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54

Last nights acid trip.

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55

My name is long for "Bar"

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56

Burke gets too high

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57

Trench coat in Arizona, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

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58

You have two hotdogs in your hands!!!

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59

They're no hermit crab owners thats for sure.

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60

I was hit in the face by a balloon.

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61

And we know africans.

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62

You see a white guy, JEMAL?????

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63

Some people do feel, still…

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64

I give a pennie a day

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65

So much tums for one Household

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66

Back for a THREE PEAT!!!

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67

Pretty girl or a crackhead, ITS VICTORIA!!!

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68

Just the two of us

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69

He will not bring dips!!!

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70

Big 30: Soft spot for dirty dogs.

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71

The mom and pop shops of the Dark arts

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72

He's upset that his pool is too cold

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73

Maybe you're a dog and felt a earthquake coming.

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74

White Like Justin, Black Like Trudeau

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75

Tear aways, grills, frosted tips and visors

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76

Ventay Funny Crumpett

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77

Grossest Lookin Sex Box

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78

Its sexual or a hate crime

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79

A Big WuTang phase ( a meat thief story )

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80

If you're White and Rich

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81

Evan's big 31. Fart Attack!!!

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82

Fast and the Curious

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83

What's a 187 baby???

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84

F*CK, Fight and FistBumps

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85

The chill tale of 100 Subs!!!

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86

Pillsbury doughboy ON HEROIN

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87

Nothin but FEELINGS

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88

Tell me more about bananas MAN

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89

Her Dad was a Ghost

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90

THese Dreads This Music

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91

Pink eYE

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92

Lost Tribe

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93

This body is for Christ

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94

420 Iced Al Pacino

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95

Burke's Big 30

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96

Monster Shaken not Stirred

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97

Cum Or Conspiracy

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98

Could have been a fantasy .

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99

You Got to go hipster

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