All Episodes
Barking Points Memo — 100 episodes
160 — Sahoni Dialup Sounds Dot MP3.mp3 The MP3
159 — Clown Fancies
158 — The Dew of Loneliness
157 — Gays Are Just Slime Tutorials
156 — The Most Belated Spooky Month
155 — Diarrhea Cube
154 — Unethical Minionposting
153 — Fish on Fish Impersonation Scenario
152 — Ask Your Doctor If Fiagra is Right For You
151 — April Showers Bring May Growers
150 — Dilbert Finally Gets a Laugh
149 — Holy Fucking Bingle
148 — Divorce RP in the Middle of Limsa Lominsa
147 — If The US Can't Give Me The Ability To Teleport When I Get Married Then What The Fuck Is This Country Good For
146 — I Do Think About Weregarurumon's Hot Dog Quite a Bit
145 — The House of 4Kids
144 – Kacricon Cacooler
143 — Character Creation Baby
142 — What is a Man? A Miserable Pile of Ability Points
141 — It Is the Degree to Which He Has Been Divorced
140 — I'm Gonna Scream I Knew What I Wanted to Suggest for the Episode Name and I Completely Forgot It
139 — It Feels Like The Difference Between Having Lightning in a Bottle and Oprah Releasing Bees
138 — If You Want to Hurt Some Balls and Dress Up Like Someone, That's What An OnlyFans Is For
137 — So Would Shitting in Someone's Bowl of Cereal, But That's Not a Conversation I Wanna Have
136 — I Have To Say the 9-11 Birthday is a Downer
135 — What Happened to the Purple M&M
134 — I Can't Tell Someone To Get Into a Robot I Don't Have
133 — Christmas Is Coming Up, Play Us At Dinner, Your Family Will Love it, Radicalize Your Creepy Uncle!
132 — NFTs are Just Techbro Beanie Babies
131 — Fruit-by-Some-Measure
130 – Oh My God I Don't Talk To My Dad For A Reason, Axel
129 — I'm Gonna Call My Dad My Netflix Dom From Now On
128 — You'll Definitely Need to Salvage Some Furby Brains and Also Some Zunes
127 — It's Neopets With Guns
126 — The Only People That Remember Loonatics Are People Who Make Porn of Tech-E Coyote
125 — An American Metroid in Paris
124 — "Bones Is The Baywatch of The 2000s and I Do Not Say This Lightly"
123 — I Swear to God, Put Down My Underwear
122 — Elon Musk's Clive Owen's Gamer on Mars
121 — What Is Chutes and Ladders But a Board Game Representation of The Wheel of Karma
120 — Yu-Gi-Oh is the Winchester Mystery House of Trading Card Games
119 — Epicurean Truck Nuts
118 — This Seems Like It's a Direct Violation of Aristotelean Soccermom Teleology
117 — Imagine Imagining Mighty No. 9
116 — I Just Don't Like How Often David Boreanaz Comes Up On This Podcast and I Think I'm The Reason For It
115 — Nickelodeon EARNED These Psychological Scars
114 — You Can't Live, Laugh, Love Your Way Out of Societal Oppression
113 — The Inevitability of Snake Plissken
112 — Meet Me At the Inflatable Planetarium After School If You Want an Ass-Kicking
111 — Hatsune Miku is a Cheap Queen, Like She'll Perform on Top of a Domino's Pizza Box
110 — Do You Wanna Know How Long It Took Me as a Human Being to Realize Why I Kept Wanting My Parents to Rent Batman & Robin?
109 — Located Conveniently Between Billy Butthurt's Dildo Emporium and The Jonathan Swift Burger Bar & Baby Crematorium
108 — I Want The Like Dale Earnhardt Like Plastic Commemorative Plate Kinda Deal Like One of Those
107 — Shin Megami VeggieTales
106 — Dreams? In This Economy?!
105 — Mothman Is More Real Than Clean Coal
104 — Please, Please Think of Your Butthole, Steve
103 — I Had the Phrase 'Sweat as a Service' Pop Into My Head and I'm Really Upset
102 — I Don't Want to Go to Boyfriend Cliff Anymore
101 — That One Specifically Gave Me Some Really Weird Mouth–Like Some Taste For Like A Big Dog T-Shirt
100 — Okay, If You Say 'Breaking Down the Complex Carbohydrates of to Power Your Body to Make This Show', It is Sponsored by Olive Garden, in a Way, Yes
099 — Nobody Gets Sent to Florida, They Are Drawn There by the Strings of Fate
098 — He's Gonna Spatchcock My Leftist, Corny Ass
097 — Tilda Swinton is Basically Bloodborne
096 — I Hate This Calvin & Hobbes Ayn Rand
095 — That Would Be Great Because I Have Invested a Lot of Fake Final Fantasy Money Into Buying Lots of Houseplants for My Fake Virtual House
094 — Somewhere There's a Gundam Fan That's Really Pissed Off at Us
093 — I'm Not Contagious, It's Just the Trees Jerking Off
092 — You All You Know Like The The Fuckin Like Um State Fair Carnival Thing Like The Test Your Strength Where You Hit a Ham–Do The Hammer to Ring the Bell, It's You're Doing That But With Like My Fuckin Mental Health
091 — You Know, Like a Bread Took a Poop
090 — We're Not In Suncoast Video Territory
089 — Chute Snacks
088 — C'mon!
087 — A Sommelier of Dick, Sometimes
086 — That's Right Goosebumps is Why I'm Horny for Werewolves
085 — The We're So Fucking Tired I Swear to God I'm Gonna Barking Points Holiday Spectacular
084 — The Only Way to Win Jazz Is to Not Play At All
083 — I dunno, just fuck Axel
082 — I'm so sorry I said such a bad thing about David Boreanis
081 — ok boomer kanye
080 — FOMO FICO Score
079 — Mutiny on the Piracy
078 — Kyndnez™
077 — Lunchmeat Golem
076 — IMPEACHMENT TIME C'MON GRAB YOUR FRIENDS
075 — Infinity Minus Blackface
074 — A Healthy Suspicion of Clowns
073 — Charches
072 — Second-Hand Delaney Anxiety
071 — SmegMart Shopping Spree!
070 — DARK GAY ENERGY DARK GAY ENERGY DARK GAY ENERGY
069 — [FUNNY EPISODE TITLE]
068 — Doorbell Frotteurism
067 — The Opposite of a Buried Lede
066 — Ball-pit Lung
065 - I'm a Good Boy!
064 - I Spy Is a Visual Novel
063 - A Shitty Internet Vacation
062 — Twisted Metal Mario Kart
061 — TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH